Yah okay…. I'll see what I can do to make this longer… WELL! I guess I should start now…. SHOOT I realized they already got Myde's blood… OH WELL! People can change World's right? He mighta been on Vacation XD

Fighting, Bickering, and Laundry, Oh my!

Narrator: Since… Whenever the Author last updated (what a year ago or something?) Sora and Roxas had been fighting more and more constantly and Riku eventually had to separate them…It didn't turn out so well.

"I told you to shut up!" Roxas shouted from where he was standing next to Kairi.

"Riku! Why does Roxas get to stand next to Kairi?" Sora asked his friend whom he had to stand next to. Riku rolled his eyes and continued to drag Sora along the World. Beast's Castle. Roxas had no problems going with Kairi but Sora had issues though… By order of demand Kairi and Roxas took the kitchen and east half of the castle so Riku and Sora had the laundry room and the west half.

As both groups walked their separate ways Roxas and Sora were grumbling to themselves.

Sora and Riku

Both boys looked around. They were in Beast's side of the castle which had tons of scratch marks all over. Sora found some weird metal square shaped thingy on the wall. It had a handle so he pulled it. "Riku! Lookie what I found!" He shouted to his friend. Riku glanced over and saw Sora had already stuck himself half-way down the laundry chute. "I think I'm stuck!" Sora yelled again, his voice echoing. Riku shook his head and grabbed Sora's feet. He quickly picked them up making Sora start sliding down the chute. Sora started yelling again, "You son of a batch of cookies-OOF!" Riku smirked and chuckled. Sora had hit the bottom before he finished his sentence; and by the sound of it, he landed on something hard. Riku shrugged and slid down the laundry chute after Sora-Not head first though.

Roxas and Kairi

Kairi looked around the kitchen. A huge room filled with knives, spoons, forks, ladles, pots, pans, and a few refrigerators. No one was in there and Roxas seemed to have disappeared… Kairi continued to look around the kitchen and eventually made it into the dinning room. It was also a big room with a long table and chairs. She looked around a second time and spun around. She was startled and jumped because some one was opening the door from the kitchen. Kairi looked around and quickly dove under the table. She barely peeked out from under the table cloth.

Roxas casually came in and bit into an apple he stole from the kitchen. Kairi growled and got out from under the table. "Roxas!"

He quickly turned to look at her. "Oh, hey Kairi fancy meeting you here." He added with sarcasm.

"Roxas! We're supposed to be finding Xaldin's Somebody!" She quickly snatched away the apple. "Not eating his food!" She immediately smacked Roxas in the head with the hard fruit.

Roxas rubbed the spot where he was hit and looked around. "Nothing."

"Obviously!"

Sora and Riku

Sora barely regained consciousness after Riku landed on him. He was a lot heavier than he thought. Sora stood up and looked around. Riku was nowhere to be seen. Sora took another worried glance around. "He ditched me?" he squeaked. He quickly started out of the laundry and nearly ran into a mop in the hallway. It growled and hit him in the foot with a bucket it was holding. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Sora moaned and hopped on one foot for a few seconds before continuing on his second or most probably third quest to find his friend. (Fourth… Just in case you're wondering)

Riku looked around. He was in the hallway of Beast's part of the castle again. This time he wouldn't be distracted by an idiot who couldn't stand still for 5 minutes… Scratch that, 30 seconds. Either way, he left Sora there. It would be too much of a hassle to carry him back. Even though Roxas didn't seem to weigh anything more than 80 pounds (or less) when they were back at Halloween Town and needed to talk to Eranel, Riku Still didn't want Sora in the way. Again. He looked around and decided to not go into the room at the end of the hall. That was where most of the damage was in the entire castle. Because he couldn't seem to hit a side of a barn from the inside, Beast had destroyed tons of things, according to Xaldin and Roxas anyway (358/2 Days YAY!). Riku sighed and turned around to go check a different part of the castle. Maybe just wander the corridors.

Sora was running down the hallway to Beast's room and managed to ram straight into Riku. Both of them hit the floor as fast as humanly possible.

POOF!

Riku barely sat up to see a little kitten on the floor next to him. He growled. Sora looked up innocently. Riku grabbed him by the back of the neck and all of his clothes before shoving them down the laundry chute again. "I HATE YOOOOOOUUU! OOF!" Sora shouted, before once again hitting the floor.

"I love you too!" Riku shouted sarcastically at Sora through the chute.

Roxas and Kairi

Roxas and Kairi were in the East half of the castle. Everything was neat and tidy, unlike the West half Sora and Riku had. No sign of anyone besides walking furniture. Roxas shook his head as Kairi started to head over to the other part of the castle to see if they could help the other two. It wasn't too far away. Just down and up a staircase then down a hall. Both were surprised to see only Riku in the hall. "What happened to Sora?" Roxas asked heading over towards Riku. Instead of responding Riku chuckled evilly. Both jumped back to looked at Riku suspiciously. Especially considering he still had his hand on the laundry chute door. "What did you do with Sora?" Kairi shouted dramatically as if she was on one of those soap operas.

Riku blinked confusingly and shrugged. "Chill out Kairi I only dumped him down the laundry chute."

"YOUR MURDERER! Oh, wait you did what?"

"Yeah…" Riku muttered with an accomplished smirk on his face.

By the time either of them stopped talking Roxas had already made his way to Beast's room door and was looking in. Riku charged over and yanked him back by his hood. "What do you think you're doing?" He asked.

"…Snooping?"

"Oh." Riku said casually letting Roxas go. One thing they both noticed was that Beast was in his room. "Y'know he could be Xaldin's Somebody."

Riku looked at Roxas as if he had just gone insane.

"How?"

"Their both abnormally ummm…. Hairy."

"That's true."

Kairi had sat down to let the boys do their work. Why? Because this game is unfair to girls. Because their either weak or Larxene-ish!… Ahem… Allow me to continue with the story.

Riku looked back in at the Beast. Angrily pacing by the rose. He started, "How do we-" Roxas swung open the doors.

"Hey Beast is your real name Dilan!" He asked.

Riku jumped and quickly ripped Roxas out of the room. "Excuse me; let me deal with my idiot!" He told the Beast before slamming the door shut. Kairi ran forward to ask what happened, as Sora quickly ran down the hall to start yelling at Riku.

Eventually all of them started talking and yelling at the same time. Trying to yell at each other or trying to answer questions. The bedroom doors swung open and everyone fell silent. "H-Hey there Beast." Sora stuttered.

"Well, is it or not?" Roxas asked in an annoyed.

"Keep. Your mouth. SHUT!" Riku growled while kicking Roxas in the back of the knee.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Beast roared.

Sora almost peed his pants as Roxas glared at Beast. Riku and Kairi stood up straighter as if acting more professional would help them out of their current situation.

"Yes." Beast growled in a low tone.

Sora stared wide eyed at him. "WHAT THE FUDGE NUTS?"

Kairi quickly clapped her hands over his mouth.

Riku sighed. "Beast it seems your Nobody's in trouble."

Narrator: At least one hour later they all needed to head to a different World

As they all walked towards the Corridor of Darkness that they were leaving through, Sora stuck out his foot, making Roxas trip over it. Before he fell Roxas grabbed Sora's hair and they both landed on their stomachs.

Both Riku and Kairi sighed and dragged Sora and Roxas through the portal before it closed.

PHEW! Sorry about al that time I wasn't online : ( I was… just not online :D lol I'll update… I guess…