A/N: Sorry, sorry, sorry! I know it took ages to post this next chapter, but since school started, me and Keyblade have been delayed by boring homework. We're going to try to write the next few chapters faster, but can't guarantee anything. Sorry again!

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Light was not having a good day. Why was he not having a good day, you ask? Well, a good day for our "justice"-bringing friend would normally involve getting up, eating breakfast, killing criminals with the Death Note, reading dirty magazines (to trick L, it's not like he WANTED to read them... okay, maybe he did), playing Mario Golf with Ryuk, then going to sleep, and dreaming of the new world that would be called "Kira Kingdom". However, today involved kidnapping an innocent (this left him with a rather guilty conscience, as he did feel that he was friends with Luke) for his plan, finding out there was no treasure, and worst of all, he getting tied to a tree. By his own crew. Yes, this was a sucky day for our "God"-like Kira indeed. His crew were all staring at him, smirking, something evil planned for their captain.

After what seemed like years, Flonne pushed her way out of the crowd of once loyal pirates. She handed a piece of paper to Light, smiling. "This is for you, Captain!"

"Flonne! He's not 'Captain' anymore, he's pervy poop head!" Laharl yelled from the back of crowd. Light made a mental note to torture Laharl with a Paris Hilton CD later. Or with Flonne. Or both.

Light opened the piece of paper. It was a black heart. "What is this supposed to be...?" He asked his crew hesitantly.

Misa answered his question "It's from me, Light! Laharl and the other pirates said that if I put a black heart on a piece of paper and gave it to someone, their destinies would be intertwined for all of time! We'll be together forever!"

Light stared at her, lost for words. He knew she was a complete compulsive airhead, but he never knew she was this bad. "There's two things wrong with that, Misa. One, you're talking about paopu fruits, and two, this is the black spot meaning all of you will try to kill me."

Misa let out a cry of horror while the rest of the pirates laughed. Light took a closer look at the paper, feeling he saw something he didn't quite notice before. When he did notice, he was absolutely furious. "You..." His tone was low, but filled with anger and malice he was about to unleash on his crew. "You DARED to tear a page, a page out of the Bible, the most sacred writing in the entire world, and if that wasn't bad enough, you put a SPOT ON IT!!!!" Light was going ballistic now, and there was no stopping him until the crew would beg on their knees. Speaking of the crew, they were starting to show fear on their faces.

Light didn't let up, not in the slightest. He had them now, as the clichéd Star Wars line says. "Do you even KNOW what happens to those whom dare to defile Ki— I mean, God's work?!" The pirates, even Laharl, shrunk at least two feet. "They are sent to the fiery brimstones of hell! And then do you know what happens when you get there?" The pirates shook their heads, afraid of what was yet to come (or be said). "You'll have to watch the new Pokemon dub and all of the 4Kids anime dubs for all eternity! And no breaks! EVER!"

Orochimaru screamed like a girl, as did many of the other pirates. Creed cried out for his beloved Train. Meanwhile, somewhere on the ship, Train sneezed. Even Gaara was shaking. "That isn't even the worst of it! You also have to watch High School Musical AND High School Musical 2, back to back!"

By now, all the pirates were wailing. It was a rather pathetic sight. Many of them wailed, "I don't wanna watch!" or "Not 4Kids!"

Even Laharl was scared. It still didn't stop him from being rude. "So Light, how do we save ourselves already!!"

Light still held a dramatic demeanor. "You must beg on your knees! Beg Ki— I mean God for forgiveness!!"

All the pirates were on their knees, moaning for forgiveness. If the last bit wasn't pathetic enough, this took the cake. Even the tougher pirates were groveling at Light's feet. Some of them were even so pathetic that they were hugging Light (of course one of them was Misa...).

When Light felt that they had groveled and hugged him enough (it was also annoying), he calmly stated, "You've all been forgiven. Now, untie me!"

All the pirates frantically worked to untie their captain, and were off to discover where (if there was any) the treasure's real whereabouts were.

Now, getting back to what our heroes were doing! As of now, they had (finally) gotten to the Tartarus. Unfortunately, what Light had said was true. The ship had been taken over and was indeed infested with pirates. On closer inspection, the galley of the ship was unoccupied. When the first mate and the cabin boys got close enough, they went in through one of the windows that led into the galley. When they entered, they were greeted by Jade, Zelos, and Yoh, all of whom were tied to the mast.

Jade greeted them. "Well, it's about time you came to save us. I would have easily defeated those pirates were it not for someone's idiocy." He glanced at Zelos.

Zelos, in his usual fashion, objected. "It's not my fault that I accidentally hit you in the head with my sword!"

Jade made a mental note to shoot Zelos out of a particularly large cannon. And maybe a fonic arte or two on his ass. Sasuke unsheathed his sword, and with a quick motion, had the captives freed from the mast. "Now then, all I have to do is use indignation an—"

Yoh interrupted. "If you do that, won't we sink the ship along with the pirates? Then we'll never get off this island!"

Jade pushed his glasses up his nose. "That's probably the most intelligent thing you will ever say, Yoh. I suppose we'll have to think of something else..."

A 'Hmm…' was heard. For a minute, the group thought. Then Jade got an idea. He looked at Sasuke, and gave him one of those "I've got a plan that'll work but you won't like it" kind of grins. Ed was also doing the same. "Sasuke, could you come over here? I believe I have a plan to knock your socks off."

Sasuke stared at Jade. "I'm not wearing any socks."

Ed brushed him off. "I doesn't matter, because we've, meaning me and Jade, got a plan!"

Now, considering that the only resistance on the boat was Jade, Zelos, and Yoh (and the fact that they had been beaten some time ago), the pirates were very bored. Some were staring absently into the sky, some were snoring, and a few of them were knitting. They really wanted something exciting to happen. Like say, a T.M.Revolution concert! Or a DDR machine falling from the sky! The pirates knew that there was no hope for this, and they all sighed.

Then, something rose out of the galley. It was white, covered in seaweed, and seemed to give off an angsty atmosphere. Only one person was capable of this kind of aura. Sasuke. But it couldn't be, since Sasuke was dead. After a second or so, Sasuke spoke, moaning slightly, flexing his seaweed-covered fingers as he did so. "Boogey, Boogey, BOOGEY! I am the ghost! ...Of Sasuke Uchiha..."

The pirates were already shaking. It was so pitiful Sasuke almost felt bad for the pirates. Almost. Sasuke smirked before giving the grand finale. "BOOGEY!!!!"

All the pirates jumped off the ship, and started swimming toward the island like their lives depended on it. After all the pirates had dived overboard and screamed like little girls, Luke, Ed, Sora, Yoh, and Jade came out of the galley. "See Amidamaru? I told you it was a good idea..."

Jade sighed. "Now, we need to make a plan to find the captain and defeat the pirates once and for all. Here's what we should do..."