Ok. I'm really sorry for all those who read this story. I'm REALLY lazy now and I don't want to update. So please let your lazy author to work on the chapter while you guys can keep your selves entertained by reading this. I know that it wont keep you interested for long...but these are all real facts from You can find that site on my profile. So...I guess I don't really need a disclaimer but I still don't own Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012607
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: October 10th (12-years-old, Libra)
Height: 145.3cm Weight: 40.1kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Refuses to lose, likes to show off
Like Food: Ichiraku Ramen, red bean paste
Dislike Food: Fresh vegetable
Desired Opponent: Uchiha Sasuke, Sarutobi
Favorite phrase: "Big bowl of Miso with Fried Pork" Ramen, I presume
Hobby: Pulling pranks, watering plants

Uchiha Sasuke
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012606
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: July 23th (12-years-old, Leo)
Height: 150.8cm Weight: 42.2kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Cold and arrogant, insists on appearing strong
Like Food: Tomato, fish riceball
Dislike Food: Sweet beans
Desired Opponent: Uchiha Itachi
Favorite phrase: "Strength" Or "Power"
Hobby: Training, taking a walk

Haruno Sakura
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012601
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: March 28th (12-years-old, Aries)
Height: 148.5cm Weight: 35.4kg Blood Type: O
Personality: Stubborn, well-educated
Like Food: Red bean meatball sweet soup, A dried snack that is sweet and sour
Dislike Food: Spicy food
Specialized Technique: No specialty
Desired Opponent: Yamanaka Ino
Favorite phrase: "A lifetime full of love!"
Hobby: Riddles, memorization

Hyuga Neji
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012587
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: July 3rd (13-years-old, Cancer)
Height: 159.2cm Weight: 45.8kg Blood Type: O
Personality: Emotionless, realistic
Specialized Technique: Kaiten, Hakke 64 Hands
Desired Opponent: Hyuga Hiashi, Uzumaki Naruto
Hobby: Emptying his mind Literally "thinking empty-mindedly," but its literal meaning in English sounds like something Naruto does all the time XD

Rock Lee
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012561
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: November 27th (13-years-old, Sagittarius)
Height: 158.5cm Weight: 46.6kg Blood Type: A
Personality: Passionate, loves training
Like Food: Mild spicy curry rice, curry fried rice
Desired Opponent: Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Neji
Hobby: Working hard

TenTen
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012573
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: March 9th (13-years-old, Pisces)
Height: 154.3cm Weight: 42.2kg Blood Type: B
Like Food: Chinese meatbun, sesame ball

Hobby: Fortune telling

Nara Shikamaru Lazy Baka
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012611
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: September 22nd (12-years-old, Virgo)
Height: 150.8cm Weight: 42kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Calm, hates trouble
Like Food: Miso steamed fish, No idea
Dislike Food: Egg
Desired Opponent: None (Because he hates trouble)
Favorite phrase: "Everyday be peaceful"
Hobby: Taking nap, playing shogi

Yamanaka Ino Sasuke Baka
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012604
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: September 23th (12-years-old, Libra)
Height: 149.3cm Weight: 38.2kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Stubborn, overbrags
Like Food: Mini tomato, No idea what this is
Desired Opponent: Haruno Sakura
Favorite phrase: "The various meanings behind all kinds of fresh flowers"

Akimichi Chouji Fat Baka
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012625
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: May 1st (12-years-old, Taurus)
Height: 150.6cm Weight: 62kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Gluttonous, slow-paced and well-mannered
Like Food: Cooked meat, snacks
Dislike Food: Anything he can't eat
Desired Opponent: As long as there's food, anyone will do
Favorite phrase: "Meat"
Hobby: Shopping for food and then eating immediately

Inuzuka Kiba
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012620
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: July 7th (12-years-old, Cancer)
Height: 151.2cm Weight: 43.3kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Active, impatient, wild
Like Food: Beef jerky, soft bones Err, want a Scooby Snack?
Dislike Food: Anything not chewy
Desired Opponent: Uzumaki Naruto
Favorite phrase: "Akamaru"
Hobby: Taking a walk with Akamaru

Aburame Shino
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012618
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: January 23th (12-years-old, Aquarius)
Height: 156.2cm Weight: 45.8kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Strict, secretive, unknown Basically...no one knows much about him
Like Food: Can't translate these
Dislike Food: Anything with strong smell
Desired Opponent: Strong
Favorite phrase: "Wait."
Hobby: Observing insects (habitat)

Hyuga Hinata
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012612
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: December 27th (12-years-old, Capricorn)
Height: 147.3cm Weight: 37.9kg Blood Type: A
Personality: Timid, introvert
Like Food: Red bean paste, meat-ball roll
Dislike Food: Crab, shrimp
Hobby: Making flower pieces A specific Asian hobby: those pretty flower combination on a foam base

Subaku no Gaara
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 56 - 001
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: January 19th (12-years-old, Capricorn)
Height: 146.1cm Weight: 39kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Cold, self-centered
Like Food: Not easy to describe in English
Dislike Food: Ditto; he has weird taste
Desired Opponent: Uchiha Sasuke then Uzumaki Naruto
Favorite Motto: "Love oneself"

Temari
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 53 - 004
Ninja Academy Graduation Age: 12
Birthday: August 23th (15-years-old, Virgo)
Height: 157.3cm Weight: 44.5kg Blood Type: O
Personality: Cruel and violent Poor Temari...she needs lovin' from Shika, calculating
Like Food: Chestnut, Tofu Soup
Dislike Food: Illegible, Octopus
Desired Opponent: Nara Shikamaru
Favorite Motto: "Release the sickle under the sunset"
Hobby: Watching plants

Kankuro
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 54 - 002
Ninja Academy Graduation Age?
Birthday: May 15th (14-years-old, Taurus)
Height: 165cm Weight: 60kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Combative, simplistic
Like Food: Beef harmburger
Dislike Food: Spinach Ha! No wonder he is t3h suck at taijutsu!
Desired Opponent: Anyone other than Gaara
Hobby: Collecting puppet dolls

Yakushi Kabuto Glasses; "Yakushi" means Medicine Master
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 012140
Birthday: February 29th (19-years-old, Leo)
Height: 176.2cm Weight: 65kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Manipulative of emotions, intends to be independent (?)
Like Food: Salt-cooked something fish, salt-cooked trout
Dislike Food: Raw meat
Desired Opponent: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke
Favorite phrase: "Everything is ever-changing" Note: "Though-Change Million-Form" - an axiom that essentially means what I translated

Hatake Kakashi
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 009720
Birthday: Septmeber 15th (26-years-old, Virgo)
Height: 181cm Weight: 67.5kg Blood Type: O
Personality: Carefree, quiet and calm
Like Food: Salt-fried saury, Miso-juice eggplant Eww...die, Kakashi...just die
Dislike Food: Tempura
Specialized Technique: Raikiri, Dog Summoning, anything copied by Sharingan
Desired Opponent: Yondaime OMG NOT GAI, OHNOES! DISSSSSS!
Favorite phrase: "Spirit of teamwork"
Hobby: Reading (Come Come Paradise) Now probably replaced with Violent Paradise

Maito Gai Mighty Guy!
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 010252
Birthday: January 1st (26-years-old, Capricorn)
Height: 184cm Weight: 76kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Passionate, cries easily
Like Food: Super spicy curry rice, curry udon YUM! GOOD TASTE!
Dislike Food: None of that!

Desired opponent: Hatake Kakashi
Specialized Technique: all taijutsu
Favorite phrase: "Work hard, young man!"
Hobby: Flying horizontal repeatedly I seriously don't understand this, so I translated it literally, play baseball

Sarutobi Asuma
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 010829
Birthday: October 18th (27-years-old, Libra)
Height: 190.8cm Weight: 81.6kg Blood Type: O
Personality: Optimistic, straight-forward
Like Food: Sausage Don't go there..., Mountain Herb Noodle
Desired Opponent: Shikamaru (shogi)
Favorite phrase: "Forget about it!" "Shrug it off" or "don't dwell on it!" - it could also be "don't even think about it," but that interpretation doesn't fit Asuma's personality
Hobby: Playing shogi with Shikamaru

Yuuhi Kurenai
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 010881
Birthday: June 11th (27-years-old, Gemini)
Height: 169.1cm Weight: 54.4kg Blood Type: AB
Personality: Competitive, forgiveful
Like Food: Cooked wine, 2nd one don't know, and 3rd can't translate
Dislike Food: Cake Haha...;;
Specialized Technique: all genjutsu
Desired Opponent: Sarutobi Asuma
Hobby: Drinking at night

Orochimaru
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 002300
Birthday: October 27th (50-years-old, Scorpio)
Height: 179.4cm Weight: 63.9kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Ambitious, cruel, self-centered
Specialized Technique: Forbidden jutsus
Desired Opponent: Sandaime Sarutobi, foes strong enough to satisfy himself
Favorite phrases: "Destruction," "Chaos"
Hobby: Researching/studying new jutsus

Jiraiya ERO-SENNIN
Ninja Registration Serial Number: 002301
Birthday: November 11th (50-years-old, Scorpio)
Height: 191.2cm Weight: 87.5kg Blood Type: B
Personality: Perverted, free-roaming
Like Food: No idea, fried chicken
Dislike Food: Kiwi, Cooked vegetable with mayonnaise
Desired Opponent: Sandaime Sarutobi
Favorite phrase: "Free roam"
Hobby: Gathering research data (peeping)

Ok...that's all. And once again I'm really sorry. I don't ecpect reviews for this 'chapter' but they are still greatly appreciated. Thanks again!

k4g0me

PS: I'm so lazy that's it's not even funny.