November 9th, 2021
I swear, girls are so bloody vicious! They're worse than banshees, for Merlin's sake!
So today, at breakfast, Rose comes up to me with her I-will-kill-you-and-resurrect-you-and-then-kill-you-again-and-make-sure-you-stay-dead look.
"Wha?" I asked only my mouth was full of bacon, so I couldn't talk properly.
"Ew, Al, shut your mouth." she grimaced and plopped down next to me. "We have a bone to pick. What does Megan mean when she told Alice that she puts meaning in your life? Who are you, and what the hell have you done to my cousin? And why is Megan wearing a ring on her finger? With your initials carved into it? Who are you trying to be, Romeo?"
I hadn't a clue as to what she's blabbing about. "Wha?" I said again.
"Alice isn't saying anything, doesn't mean nothing is happening. You really don't realize what is going on, do you? I swear, one of these days, it'll be your turn for the one brain all men share." And with that, she went to the Slytherin table, to share a really disgusting snog with Scorpius.
Megan was saying I gave her a ring? I'm not romantic, she should know that! I'm just trying to pass my O.W.L's unscathed.
Yeah, like that's going to happen. Huh.
Whatever.
