I would just like to say, I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE Animagus Sugar Glider, who I just realised has reviewed FOUR times! Go you! Also thank you to Jenna Linda and ggbennett for reviewing! Ggbennett, I will put your idea in this, it's pretty darn awesome!

Also, I've changed my penname, obviously, to WordsOfWarpedWisdom. Cuz it's cooler ;)

All the way down to breakfast the next morning, I was grinning like a maniac. Alice and Lily were quite worried that someone (Sirius) had ambushed me and put a Cheering Charm on me just for the giggles, but after I scowled for a bit just to show I could, they left me alone.

'Holy Shizzle...' Whispered Alice, never one to swear.

We had reached the Great Hall, and every surface was covered in lilies. The only clear space was the floor – even the benches were adorned with flowers. Lily looked around wildly, searching for James so that she could prove it was him. I smirked.

'Wow, Lil, I wonder who this was?' I said, making my tone sound way too over-surprised. Bit of a mistake, there.

'Yeah, right, Del, you know it was Potter. Any second now, he's going to stand up on a table, announce to the world that he is responsible for this, proclaim his love for me, then ask me out.' Lily scowled, looking mortified, even though no-one was looking at her.

We made our way over to our normal seats at the Gryffindor table, Lily trying to hide her face as much as possible. I plonked myself down on the bench, squishing several flowers in the process, and Alice followed suit. Lily looked horrified.

'You can't do that! You just destroyed some perfectly good flowers!' I shrugged, helping myself to bacon.

'I thought you didn't want them?' Lily spluttered, looking outraged.

'I don't!' She stammered.

'Well then, we can sit on them, can't we?' Alice piped up, and we exchanged evil grins. Lily looked disgruntled, but sat down next to us.

'OMNOMNOM!' I yelled, heaping as much food as I could on my plate. Lily looked faintly disgusted.

'How do you eat so much but keep your figure?' She asked, incredulously. I shrugged.

'M'I dun'kno!' I choked out ; I'd just taking a big bite of scrambled eggs.

'Ugh, muggley! Nobody ever teach you table manners?' James sat down next to me with Sirius opposite him and the other two on their other sides. I shook my head vigorously, still chomping.

'I'm hungry!' I protested, as soon as my pipeways were clear. Everyone laughed (at me), except for Lily, who was looking at James with a particularly unfriendly expression.

'So, Potter. When's your big announcement going to be?' She asked sarcastically. Sirius caught my eye and grinned. I stuffed a piece of sausage in my mouth to stop myself from laughing.

'Oh, yeah!' James exclaimed, completely unaware of what she meant. 'Thanks for reminding me!' He jumped up onto the table, ending the lives of several lilies on the way. 'Sonorous!' He said, pointing his wand at his throat. His next words boomed out across the hall – everyone turned to look. Lily buried her face in her hands.

'I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE IN HERE KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL TO ME!' I looked at Lily. She didn't look like she was surfacing any time soon. 'GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TRY-OUTS ARE TOMORROW AT 11 ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HAVE A GO, PLEASE BE THERE 10 MINUTES EARLY. THANKS, HAVE A NICE BREAKFAST!'

James jumped down from the table, and quickly muttered the reverse spell for his voice. Lily was staring at him, flabbergasted. He looked back, confused.

'What?' He asked self-consciously. 'Do I have something on my face or something?' He questioned, taking off his glasses to rub at his face.

'Why is she staring?' He asked the table at general. Sirius and I were too busy sniggering into our hands to say anything, but Remus quickly obliged.

'You didn't ask her out, mate. She's surprised.' Comprehension dawned on James' face.

'I've given that up now, Lily. I'll leave you in peace.' James said. I could've sworn I saw Sirius's mouth moving at exactly the same time, like he'd told him what to say. I shook my head – boys. Lily's mouth just opened wider.

'...Is she ok?' James muttered to me out of the side of his mouth. I couldn't hold it in any more – I burst out laughing. Everyone turned to me, trading Has she finally cracked? looks, which just made me laugh harder. Sirius took one look at my face, which I'm guessing looked something like a constipated camel, and joined me.

I was laughing so much that I fell off the bench, squashing some random bypasser's foot. I stopped abruptly as the person kicked me, hard. I looked up to see Bellatrix Lestrange looking down at me as if I was some kind of shit on her shoe.

I got up, ignoring her, and sat back down. With great dignity, might I add.

'Sorry about that.' I said, in a very sophisticated voice, taking a sip of pumpkin juice.

'Haha... Lily's face!' Sirius gasped, not having noticed the exchange between myself and his charming cousin.

I spat my juice out. In his face.

Everyone in our little group suddenly fell silent, looking between the two of us. I covered my mouth with my hands.

'I'm sorry!' I said, trying not to laugh as Sirius wiped the juice from his eyes, 'You shouldn't have made me laugh!' He spluttered, looking indignant.

'So it's my fault, now?'

'Of course!' I replied, and smiled a super-sweet smile at him. He didn't look impressed.

'So, Dellywelly, are you finally going to try out for the team this year?' Alice asked. I got the feeling she was trying to change the subject.

'What?' Sirius and Jams both turned to stare at me. I blushed a little red, but answered anyway.

'Not sure... I haven't decided yet.'

'You play Quidditch?' James asked, looking like he might die from excitement. I nodded, exchanging a look with Alice.

'Are you good?' Sirius said eagerly.

'Erm... I'm alright.' I answered, weirded out.

'Don't be modest!' Alice jumped in. ' She's amazing!' She told the boys. 'Isn't she Lily?'

Everyone turned to look at Lily, but she seemed to be frozen in her position by shock. She was still staring at James, her eyes wide, as if she was seeing him for the first time.

'Erm... Lily?' Alice asked, waving a hand in front of the red-head's face. Lily jerked out of her...trance thingy.

'What? Yes?' She said, looking at Alice.

'I was just asking your confirmation on how good Del is at Quidditch.' Alice said. She looked like she was trying to stop herself from laughing at the way Lily's eyes kept flicking back to James.

'Oh yeah!' Lily agreed, smiling. 'Del's amazing! She just didn't want to try out for the team before because she thought you guys would laugh at her.' She carried on, directing the last bit at the two boys. I blushed and ducked my head.

'But she has the perfect physique for a seeker!' James exclaimed, turning to Sirius. Sirius nodded animatedly and replied.

'Yeah! And after Higgins left last year, we need a new one!'

'Hm, but his will be hard boots to fill...'

'Yeah, that's true, he only lost the snitch four times over three years.'

'But Alice and Lily say she's amazing!'

They both turned to me, and said simultaeneously:

'You should try out!' I rolled my eyes at their sillyness.

'Yeah, whatever.'

Okay, so I know that was not incredibly interesting. I'm terribly sorry. But, if you review, I'll try to make the next one super-incredibly-exciting!