Hey guys it's Tuesday, and a beautiful day at that...oh my gosh it's Tuesday! I'm dead! Run for the hills! Somewhere deep below Witch Mountain...Atomic and Nuclear bombs, nope. Hovercycle, nope. Improbability drive...hmmm...nope, too improvable. With my luck I'll end up back on Earth...Ahh...here it is. The Homeward Bound. "Yo, Luke! Start the engines will ya?"
"What did you do now?"
Chuckles nervously, "Nothing..."
"Uh-hu." A disbelieving look.
"What?! I didn't do anything..."
A shimmy throughout the ship as the engines start up, "Yeah sure Phaser, the only reason we're on this planet is because you ticked off someone on Tatooine, and Kobal, and Tirol, and Cybertron, and..."
"Ok, stop! I get it! I make people made very easily. Esh, you make it sound way worse than it is."
Luke crosses his arms, "You've been to almost every known planet in the universe because you make people made just by standing there! And I make it sound worse than it is?!"
"Well...if you stick to the facts..."
"Again I ask, what did you do?"
"I didn't update in time."
He shakes his head, "Only you. Ya know, these kind of situations are why I'm teaching you how to use the force(A/N I have not seen the newest Star Wars movie and I am planning to avoid it as much as possible so sorry for that)...to help you get out it."
Laughs mischievously, "Oh it's helping me alright...helping me get killed! Are we good to go or what?" Walks over to check the Reflex and Protoculture Drives.
"We're good, exiting planets atmosphere. Where we headed?"
"How about the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? They have good food, then from there...the farthest place away from here. That kid is scary. Initiating Hyper Space Fold Jump!"
Shout Outs!
RUBYJEMS
*Laughs historically* glad I got at least one person XD The scene above is dedicated as my response to you. :) And I'm glad you aren't going to kill Hiccup, you would have to deal with Toothless, Stoic, Toothless, Astrid, Gobber, did I mention Toothless? Enjoy this chapter of knowing that Hiccup isn't dying. So I actually got this finished Friday night but then got really interested in writing a new story I thought up and kinda forgot to post...yeah...Opps. And well, you gave me an exact date you wanted me to post by soooo I kinda...wanted...to do...the opposite...I think that was a mistake...
midnightsky0612
Yes, pure awesomeness, well...not quite but still.
The next several hours were spent in Hiccup's retelling of events, "Hiccup, I swear I'm going to kill you myself."
"Why does he get all the fun? Being kidnapped, blowing stuff up. I mean seriously." Tuffnut complained.
"I'm just glad that you're alive."
"Me too dad, me too. I'm really glad I thought to put some Gronkle Iron plates under the leather." He pokes at the hole the sword had made in the leather, "I don't think I'd be here if I hadn't."
"It's official. You're not flying without at least one other dragon escort with you."
"Let me guess, you milady?" Hiccup asked sarcastically.
"Darn right." She slugged him.
Snotlout suddenly let out a very girly scream, "What's wrong Snotlout?!" Hiccup asked, turning quickly, to be greeted with a flaming sword being thrown at him, "Snotlout! You could have killed me!"
"W-what!? It just…and then it…what sorcery have you learned?!" Snotlout shouted as he fell over a chair.
Hiccup laughed and picked up Inferno before it could do any real damage, "No sorcery, just gears and moving parts." Snotlout still didn't look convinced, "Is training a dragon sorcery?"
Everyone looked at him before Ruffnut answered, "Well…"
"The way you do it…" Fishlegs continued.
Snotlout finally answered, "Yes!"
"Oh for the love of Thor…really?!" All the dragon riders nodded, he huffed.
"Well that doesn't matter. You're safe and I'm glad. Now, I've got some chiefing to do." Stoic stood and patted his son on the shoulder before walking out the door.
"What do you say bud, you want to stretch your wings?" Hiccup was answered by being run over by a very excited dragon, "Alright, calm down."
"Come on Stormfly." Astrid mounted her dragon as the other riders mounted up to.
"Wada say? A race or a leisurely flight?" Tuffnut asked.
"Race!" All the riders but Hiccup yelled.
"Does it always have to be a competition?"
"Uh, duh. We're Viking so…yeah." Snotlout replied.
"Well fine then, prepared to get blown away." Toothless and the other dragon took to the air, and for two seconds they were evenly matched, "Let's really test out what your upgraded fin can do."
"Hicc..?" Astrid started then was interrupted by Toothless suddenly shooting away from the group. They heard Hiccup laughing before Toothless turned suddenly and a nearly invisible wave emanated from where he once had been. Astrid sat on Stormfly confused for a second before she heard a defining boom! and the wave nearly nocking her off of Stormfly.
The other riders experiencing the same thing, "That, was, awesome!" Ruff and Tuffnut yelled together.
They heard Toothless whistle and he appeared behind them, "What was that?" Fishlegs inquired.
"I don't know." Hiccup shrugged as Toothless slowed.
Astrid pipped in, "It felt like it could give someone a concussion if they were near enough."
"A Concussion Blast. That's what we'll call it." Fishlegs said excitedly.
"Talk, talk, talk. Let's race," Snotlout leaned forward on Hookfang, "Hiccup, you're disqualified."
"What? Why?!" He asked completely baffled.
"Because you have a Night Fury. And that's not fair game, for me." Snotlout crossed his arms.
"Well fine. I'll beat you by a good ten miles, see ya back at Berk!" He and Toothless suddenly shot out from the group again and caused another Concussion Blast. The rider laughed and took off after Hiccup, knowing all the while it was a lost cause.
Outcast Island came into Alvin's sights. His arm was in a sling, the healer on board having patched him, and a new bandage around his hand. Hiccup was dead, he was going to be dead by the time he was though with him. No longer did he care about riding dragons of his own, the boy was too much of a hazard now. He had done things not even the mighty Stoic the Vast could have done; he was the first to train and ride a dragon, he had beaten Dagur and Viggo, and now, he had beaten him. His pride gone, taken by a scrawny, hiccup of a boy. Oh yes, he was going to pay, and he was going to pay with his life.
As they docked on the shores of Outcast Island a thunder of roars filled the air. Alvin looked at the storm of dragons that had followed them there as they suddenly came down and attacked every ship, big and small, warship or fishing boat, there were all destroyed in the matter of minutes. Many of the men ran or jumped overboard to escape the flames of the sinking ships. Alvin growled, seething inside, that was the boy's game all along. Send us packing then taking away any means of returning. He looked up into the sky then yelled, "You will pay Hiccup Haddock! You will pay! I will watch you die by my own hand! I will have my revenge!" He swore this, this would be done.
Many miles south two men sat in a Roman prison, "We're breaking out of here."
"How? You've tried everything and they've caught us every time."
"Not everything." Viggo snarled.
Ryker's eyes went wide, "You're…"
Viggo nodded, "Yes, I am."
"You're crazy! You'll be killed!" Ryker snapped.
"No, I won't. And I'm not crazy. Dagur was crazy."
"No, Dagur was deranged and you did the world a favor when you killed him. You are a lunatic."
"Lunatic or not we're busting out, then I'm going to get revenge on that little runt's neck for what he did!" Viggo's face was bright red in anger and hatred, "I'm going to make them all pay." A malevolent smile then started to slowly crawl along his face.
Ryker scooted a few inches away, "Viggo, I don't like that look. What are you thinking? What are you planning?!"
Viggo looked up at Ryker, "No one beats me. Especially at my own game. How do you think he will take to hearing about an entire island full of dragon riders hm..? Especially about one who can tame the beasts a mere look and ride them just by touching them?"
"Viggo you wouldn't." Ryker asked with terror in his eyes, "No one deserves that! Not even Hiccup!"
Viggo's eyes went dark, "I don't care. I want revenge."
So the last quote was "Made it." from Tron legacy, probably one of the best lines in the movie. :D In case you guys didn't pick it up...the Concussion Blast was really a Sonic boom. But I don't think Vikings would have thought of that.
So...On another note...you guys want me to write more, as in another HTTYD story in this same story line. Or should I call it quits? I have a plot that could work great...but I want to know I you guys want me too or not. So put it in a review or something and let me know.
