A/N- Ooh this is gonna be a long one... Ninja, "I don't want to talk about what I was doing." O3O (Has perv thoughts) x). Gasps! I'm pissy too, and definately do not want to write Percabeth...

SHUT UP! YOU KNOW YOURS ARE BETTER THAN MINE, WE JUST GOT LIKE A BUNCH MORE ALERTS AND FAVORITES! *slaps Ninja*

Silent: *swoons* Clllleeeeaaaarrrr

Percy: You're such a fanboy...

Silent: *puts on pimp hat*

Percy: OH SHIIII-

Silent: *tackles Percy*

Percy: AAAH! GET HIM OFF! *tries to escape*

Ninja: Hey guys sorry I'm la... *sees Percy and Silent*

Silent: SAY IT! SAY IT!

Ninja: *walks back out*

Lacey I was looking up those dudes to see who the f*ck they were, and here are my comments 1.) You like emo guys 2.) His name is Jacoby

3.) Savannah loves Oli Skyes 4.) My Dad had safe search off when he was looking for stencils so when I looked for Danny Worsnop there was dick in the results... I hate you now Lacey... Off to see why the hell my Safe Search was off -_-

SEE LACEY WE'RE PIMPS IN REAL LIFE TOO! Shemeikoko don't you mean Savax? x)

This is my unicorn Pinkalicous, he has red flames painted on him, he is black, his horn is a drill and he breaths fire breathing leprechauns! And he eats dinoshaurs and dinosaurs and EVIL CHAOS ELF MERMAIDS!

Notice no one raised their hands? O3O

*hugs Clear* I luffs you... oh yeah NATHHHAAANNN! *glomps Nathan* even better... FRANCE! *glomps France* THIS MY BROTHER SO STAY AWAY YOU JACKASSES!


Percy POV

Roxy was shaking her head sadly at me, and Taylor sighed.

"You were locked in a closet with her and all you two did was sleep?" Taylor seethed, I winced... what did she expect me to do... like bang Annabeth senseless in the closet? I could barely move my legs muchless screw her. My face is all red, isn't it...

Annabeth's eyes widened and she attempted to scrabble away from me, her hand smashed against my crotch and I yelped like a cat, which made Annabeth scream, which made us both jump... which you can't do in a tiny closet...

Brooms and mops and various other things crashed on top of us, which meant we both tumbled to the ground, suddenly the twins yelped and Roxy grabbed my arms and began to drag me out the Big House. Annabeth said something about having to pee and ran off, the twins eyed me and then shook their heads in unison.

"I mean it's not like we expected you two to go at it, but maybe just one kiss? No you guys just fell asleep... pitiful..." Roxy said crossing her arms, I felt like I was getting scolded and sheepishly grinned at them. Roxy's mouth dropped open and she looked at Taylor, who looked back at her.

"Uh why don't you hang out with the Hades twins, the PSC is having a meeting... your not apart of it, so stay out your cabin too, m'kay? Good!" Taylor said before they both smiled cutely in unison and walked off. I sighed and walked dejectedly to the Hades cabin... little girls are controlling my life... but Annabeth was on my lap... well halfway on my lap... so that was.. a plus... Who am I kidding? Aphrodite is going to screw us both up.

Alex POV

I had already set up the table in the center of the room, so when Taylor and Roxy walked in I was already at the table.

"Why are their dudes dressed up as waiters Alex?" Taylor asked.

"Hot waitors at that..." Roxy muttered.

"They offered to cater for us!" I said smiling sweetly at one of them, he winked at me and I felt my face heat up.

"You know, you guys get free food and we get to stay in a room with three hot girls," the blond one muttered, the twins looked like they were about to go into full flirtation mode, so I took out my mallet and bashed it on the table causing them to bring their attention to me.

"THE MEETING SHALL NOW COME INTO ACTION!" I yelled, "WHO ARE WE?"

"TEAM PERCABETH!" the twins both shouted, and we all drank from our mugs.

"It has come to my attention that every time we send Percy on a mission he fails... miserably, so I think we need to take a new approach to it, suggestions?" I asked.

"We lock them in a closet... wait no... we handcuff them together at a carnival and put a shock collar on Percy so that everytime he does something stupid we shock him!"

"That won't solve anything, he gets tongue tied,"

"And it's probably illegal,"

I slammed my fists on the table dramatically causing the twins to jump again, " You know what, Percy usually doesn't get tongue tied, or clumsy I've seen him around Annabeth before this summer and he was perfectly fine! I think my Mom had something to do with it!" I said, getting sarcastic fake gasps from the twins, the waiters cleared the table and put out the second course of drinks and refilled the snack bowl.

"We need to find out what Percy has done around Aphrodite!"

"Let's ask him,"

"No dip,"

"Nobody asked you,"

"Who the hell you talkin' to?"

"YOU!"

"Excuse me?"

"Read my lips! No dip! now shut your damn mouth!"

"YOU TWO SHUT THE DAMN UP!" I screeched, slamming my mallet on the table sending the snack bowl flying into the air, bouncing on the ground and sending various snack foods all over the floor.

"Where the hell did you get a mallet?"


"Okay so all our ideas have been a bust... maybe we need a new approach..."

"Oooh I got it up until now we've been trying the cute and innocent stuff, we need Percy to try the sexy approach!"

"WTF? You're such a perv!"

"No, I'm serious!"

"Ha... I don't see how it would work..."

Roxy reached under the table and pulled out a couple of huge sheets of paper and a pointer, then she flipped them around.

"Exhibit A, the abs and the pecs, skin slightly tanned, lean but muscular swimmer's build, drool worthy body"

"Where did you get a picture of Percy's chest?"

"Exhibit B, the hair, dark and unruly... jet black,"

"Mhm go on..."

"Exhibit C, the face, rigid, handsome, the main focal point being his eyes, sea green, standing out with dark hair and slightly tanned skin, his smile, a lopsided, half smirk that send shivers down your spine... case in point we are going with sexy this time, Annabeth won't stand a chance,"

"..."

"..."

"WHAT?"

"You... had a presentation... on Percy..."

"The funny part is I got the picture's of his chest from Grover..."

"WTF?"

"WTFH?"

"WTFBH?"

"WTFABH?"

"WTDFABH?"

"Nah just kidding I got them from some Athena dude..."


Percy POV

"And that's how you got through the labyrinth?" Nick asked, I nodded, Nick looked similar to Lacey, same dark, straight, hair, and eyes, and wore a grey and white striped shirt with a black jacket over top, black jeans and wore converse, he was a few inches taller than Lacey. Nick poked Lacey, who was looking at me with a rather mean smile...

"WHY'D YOU POKE ME?" she roared.

"You're rather pissy today..." Nick muttered.

"IF YOUR STUPID ASS HAD GOTTEN UP YESTERDAY!"

"I SWEAR TO ZEUS I WAS DRUGGED!"

"BULL!"

"YOU JERKFACE!"

"NICE COMBACK!"

"bitch..."

Lacey and Nick began to punch eachother, while I watched... it would be so cool to have a twin...

"HEEYAH!"

"Ooooow... bitch... go away... I want Percy to be my big brother, he's nice!" Nick snapped walking over to sit next to me.

"So..." I said, while Lacey fixed Nick with a glare.

"How'd you kill the Minotaur?" he asked, was it just me or was Lacey slowly eating away at my insides with that look... I shifted closer to Nick, who wasn't looking at me like he wanted to kill me, the exact opposite actually.

"M-maybe we should do something you both want to do?" I suggested.

"Can the activities involve stabbing?" Lacey asked sweetly.

"I m-me-"

"People?"

"God, what's your problem Lacey?" Nick muttered.

"You know my problem!" she snapped.

"...bitch.." he muttered.

"Hey Percy, can you come to the cabin, please?" Taylor asked, both she and Roxy went on either side of me linking my arms in theirs.

"You guys don't trust me to walk with you, do you?" I sighed.

"Nope, if we put you down you would run off..." she muttered.

"True..." I mumbled.

(This is my epic line breaker: I FEEL AS MANY PLEASURES AS I DO REGRETS, ARE YOU THE ONE? YOU KNOW YOU ARE! I'M GOING CRAZY COME OFF AND KILL ME NOW! Now that was epic... I am the pimp here Lacey! Get your own whores! *takes boys and runs* AND WAIT A SECOND I ALREADY KILLED THEM!)

I was set in a chair and strapped to it, my cabin's floor had Cheetos, Doriotos, and Chex Mix on the floor, and their were boys in tuxes and with aprons around their waists in my cabin... I've learned not to question anymore...

"Scissors... it's time for the Beiber hair to go," Alex said, as the twins handed her scissors and gave her a step stool so she could get to work on my hair.

"Now it's the look that we need, Percy can't pull of emo or rocker, or goth... he's not pale or skinny enough... let's see... not skater either, he's to well built for that... what about Californian/causal?"

"Yeah let's go with that!"

After cutting my hair I was given a white and grey horizantally striped button-up shirt and jeans, I quickly changed and walked out, the girls mobbed me, Alex unbuttoned my shirt so that you could see the orange camp t-shirt underneath, and I felt my pants get tugged down so you could see a little of the waists bands for my boxers. A necklace with a shark tooth was put around my neck and sunglasses were placed on my head, the lenses resting on the top of my head in my hair. Which Alex messed up and made it so that it flipped to the right slightly. The girls stood back to admire their work.

"I'd fuck him," Roxy said, Alex and Taylor nodded muttering...

Alex walked up to me, "Now give us that classic smirk please?" she asked, I tried... Taylor walked up and slapped me.

"DO IT RIGHT BOY!" she yelled, I did it again, apparently I did it right because she didn't slap me again.

"Now say something sexy," Roxy squealed, I thought for a second, then moved quickly putting my right arm against the wall closest to me and pinning the girl to it.

"Annabeth... I need you... now... do I have to bed?" I asked attempting to make my voice husky... apparently I was successful, she looked like she was about to pass out.

"Oh shit... guys... my knees are jelly... he's ready!" she yelped.

"HELL YEA!" I said moving away.

"HUGGIES!" Alex squealed and I was enveloped in a hug.

"Too bad we can't keep him! It's so hard watching them grow up!"

"I'm older than you guys!" I said as I was hussled out the door.

"Go off and get yourself a Annabeth!"

"You make us so proud! Remember what we taught you" Alex said tearing up, she closed the door and I heard it lock.

"Guys... guys..? GUYS!" I yelled... they weren't coming out anytime soon... I guess it's time to try and seduce Annabeth, come on Percy you can do it, you can do it, yes I can!


Well now it's sexy romance... that I can do! Geez what's up with everyone hating Valentine's day? Imma buy all the girls I love a big box of chocolate! (note I did not feel warm and fuzzy after that review, only puppies do that to me)

ArtemisandApollorock26: A (yay ANGEL!)

AnaidT: A+++++ (for being epic)

candy-too lazy to do the rest: A+ (Actually I don't hate Justin Beiber, I don't know him, how can I hate him?)

blackbutterfly: A+++ (Thank you! Sorry I killed Percy... I still have Taylor but he's on break...)

Waffles: A+++++++++ ( Our weird perveted minds? Thanks -_- I'm contemplating looking up the song... DO NOT CALL HER A MIDGET! And that's chaos elf honey not Vegetable elf... Pssh go ahead and have your five hours, grenades please!)

daughterodposeido-tooo lazy: A+ (Woooh makes my day -_- but thanks)

olympian1999: A+ (AND AFTER I UPDATED DEMI-GOD ACADEMY TOO!)

Finagle29- A+ (I can do sexy romance though! what do the QD-whatevers stand for? :O

-commentary with Ninja and Silent-

Silent:...

Ninja: Sexy romance huh?...

Silent: Yep I'm good as long as I don't have to do a lemon... you know how I am with lemons...

Ninja: You know the readers are still here... right?

Silent: WTF? TURN THE CAMERA OFF! AND REVIEW OR... or... jeez how do I top Justin Beiber... or I'LL SEND PRUSSIA AFTER YOU!

Prussia: You called my sweet shota!^^

Silent:... oh shit...