I don't own any of these characters…but I DO wish I owned Orlando Bloom…or Will Turner…or Johnny Depp…or Captain Jack Sparrow…  *-*  Ha….me and Jack Sparrow…I can just imagine the looks I'd get from all my friends…and it'd be worth every second….

A/N: This is an alternate ending to the movie- I'm sure that if you read the preceding chapters, you'll know what's been going on and whatnot….Savvy?*-*

A/N #2: This is the chapter you wanted…and I'm giving it to you…Savvy?

A/N #3: Ok…sorry that this chapter is so short….but school has been a fucking killer (sorry for the language…) ever since the 1st day! So…I hope you like it…..sorry it took so long too….

Summary: This is like an alternate ending to the movie…I'm at the spot where…well…read the "previously" thing….

Previously on Defeat:

            Then, it clicked in Jack's head… "Hey mate, you have to take a piss, don't ya?" The corners of his lips looked as if they were being tugged at with string to make a small smirk.

            Will glanced up quickly and immediately, Jack knew that was it. Ha! SO they were going to find out what to do about that after all!

            "Now that'll be interestin'," he said, his lips making a full smile now, charming, flashy and mysterious all at once as he started to chuckle quietly.

            Jack was still chuckling; it'd be amusing to watch young Turner try to tdo this…but he knew how…

            Will looked across the aisle at Jack – he was laughing at him! Will couldn't believe it…wait, yes he could, this was Jack Sparrow he was talking about. Jack Sparrow or not, Will still had to relieve himself and he had absolutely no idea how to do that; he doubted Jack would know either, but then again, Jack knew a lot of things…

            So there Will sat, helpless yet smoldering, and just a little bit finicky, while Jack sat and had a chuckle.

            Finally, jack stopped and smiled his golden grin once again toward the young blacksmith. "I bet y'ere wondering how to let that thundercloud of yours rain…right?"

            Will nodded, still smoldering, but now his left leg was fidgeting ever so slightly; he really need to go-now.

            "Right, then. Can you move your arms? Both of them? That ass gave you a nasty trip," Jack said, a hint of caring…or was it rage…in his voice; either way Will couldn't tell.

            Will shifted a bit, bending his arms that were tied behind his back as much as he could.

            "Good. Now, you'll have to work a bit, but you'll get through all right mate. Well then, what you do is simple enough-doing it is a bit harder…if you get my means… All right - take your hands, slip 'em under your bum, once they're there, stop. Then tuck up your legs and slide your arms around them. Then Robert's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, and your hands're in front of you and you can figure it out from there, savvy?" Jack asked. He had actually gone really fast and Will didn't quite catch all of it, so he was frowning slightly…like he had so many times before… at Jack. "What mate? Don't you get it?"

            Will raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow and shook his head a little.

            "D'ya want me ta show you?" Jack asked, amused that Will was so confused.

            Will nodded slightly with just a jerk of the head.

            "All rght mate, but I'm only showni' you once," Jack replied in mock seriousness.

            Will looked over at Jack stoically.

            Jack put his arms out in front of himself and showed them to Will. "See? Apart…" he put his hands behind his back and locked his wrists together. "Together. Followin' me? Now, keep 'em together…well you don't have much coice, so no worries there…and slide 'em like this…" Jack slid his locked wrists under his bottom, leaving them under his bent knees. "Now, young Turner, is the hard part… scrunch your legs up and slip 'em over, right mate?" Jack smiled his golden grin for what seemed like the hundredth tie that night. Then he bent his knees in as far as he could and slid his arms easily over hi legs as if he had done it as many times as he had smiled that night…which he probably had… Then his hands were in front of him once again and he said, "See?" as he popped them apart again.

            Will nodded, wondering if was lithe enough to do that. He thought about it for a moment and realized he was…all that sword training had paid off…it was only a matter of if his arms were long enough. "Blast it…" Will muttered and decided to just go and do it; he couldn't wait any more.

            So, he took his roughly bound hands and lowered them, sliding them under his bottom; that was easy enough…he wasn't too heavy. Next was just sliding over his legs. Hack had made it seem easy enough-he was confident he could do it too. So he Bent his legs and stretched his arms as far as he could, trying to get them over his legs. But he couldn't…

            Will looked down, disbelieving…. What?! He was so close to being relieved! "Dammit!" he said quietly yet furiously, evoking yet another stream of sniggering from Jack. He tried…again, and again, and again.

            Jack sat watching, half bemused at his struggles.

            Finally, after straining his arms tremendously, he managed to get his feet through. The rest cam more easily and he got his arms in front of him. He quickly scrambled to get up and he went over to the rusty bucked in the corner of the cell.

A nasty smell was erupting from the top of it, and even though it was empty, it reeked like bile and crap among other things. But this didn't bother Will in the slightest…not yet anyways. There, he whipped his manhood out, and relieved his body. Will sighed inwardly, he could have sworn that he was going to wet himself. Once he put himself back together, he turned back to Jack, leaned up against the wall of the ship and let himself slide all the way down to the damp floor. It reeked too… But despite that, he let out a deep breath.

Jack, still chuckling, said, "God mate, you needed to go…didn't ya?"

Will looked at Jack and opened his mouth slightly, about to protest and defend himself, but then, all of a sudden he started to laugh too. He could imagine himself now…fidgeting like crazy…a mess…how pathetic…so pathetic it was funny.

The two of them laughed at their incredibly pathetic situation for a couple of minutes…forgetting all the troubles that they had gone through and were yet to go through…until Will look down at his hand.

It was still bleeding from the gunshot woulnd, only he didn't notice it because his mind was over that matter and now it was only starting to focus back on his hand…and it was beginning to hurt…a lot.

Jack saw Will's concerned look and sobered a bit. "Hey, tie one of your stockin's on it or it'll get worse."

Will looked up again and looked at his stockings. It seemed plausible enough…but he had worked hard to get those stockings…and keep them nice. Though, he supposed, it didn't matter now-he was probably going to die anyways. Jack hadn't steered him wrong yet…so he took off his shoe and one of his stockings. Then, he put his shoe back on and wrapped it around his hand the best he could; which was a "little" worse than he thought he could do… He frowned at his hand and sighed. His life was spiraling downwards into wretched nothingness…yet he hadn't the slightest clue of what was to come next. He took a deep breath and sighed. Well….he had to give Jack credit for what he did for him, it was a lot for…what?…Shit? Being stuck and held captive on his own ship? "God Jack," Will said dejectedly, "I'm so sorry…but thanks."

Jack looked up, smiled gently, and nodded.

A/N: So!!!! What'd you all think???!?!?!?! I hope it's all right that the chapter's a bit shorter than they have been in the past….or perhaps the recent past…. School's been a bitch (sorry….) lately so I've got a bunch of stuff going on right now…actually, yeah…I'm glad for all the support I've gotten though…it's been really great. I can guarantee you that if I hadn't gotten so many reviews…it probably wouldn't have inspired me to think up this chapter….By the way…sorry that this chapter is a bit odd…I figured I had to do something about Will's little problem. *-* So yeah…and I'm sure that doing that works!!! I tried it! I tied my self together with yarn and did it…except I had a little trouble getting the yarn off…but I did…eventually… *-* Ok…well, I don't have a lot of time…so I'll do replies and be on my way to do some geometry…I hate math….anyone agree?

A Very Stressed Out Cheers….

Tati Bloom aka Elf Girl 4

PS: I love Orlando Bloom

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