Hey, have you guys been watching America's Got Talent lately? That guy, Andrew De Leon, got booted off! I feel so sorry for him, it was like watching an anime boy the way he looked when he cried, and that is pitiful. Him getting booted off is bullshit, who doesn't choke up every once in a while? His voice is beautiful—now don't get me wrong, I love scream and electronic and heavy metal and crap like that, but I am an artist (just cause I can't draw on the computer doesn't mean I'm not an artist smart ones). I enjoy my own share of fine art and that boy's voice is fine freakin' art. I feel so sorry for him :c

Well, I think I'm done ranting. I don't own Homestuck, READ ON!

~oxoXoxo~

KK is starting to wake up. Once he does…geez. God must hate us. Him being tiny is cute to look at, but once he sees what's happened to himself, well…shit will be flipped, let's leave it at that. Eridan just had to fuck up, like always. I gently put KK on the table.

"Ugh…what the fuck was that?" he says.

"You okay?" I ask him. He opens his eyes and stares at me, at first he looks scared, then he sighs.

"Fish fuck?" he asks. I nod. "God dammit."

"You're not mad?"

"Sollux I've reached a level of anger so impossible that I'm too calm to even scream bloody murder about it." (A.N: yes, it's possible)

"Uh, he'th awake." I say.

"I'm trying to figure this out, keep Karkat safe." Kanaya tells me.

"Yeah, w-we're figurin' it out, Sol." Eridan says, Kanaya glares at him.

"No Eridan, you're not doing anything." She says.

"W-what?"

"You've been more trouble than help, so for this you won't be doing anything. Now get out."

"W-what! You can't kick me outta my ow-wn hivve!"

"I'm not kicking you out of your own hive, Eridan; I'm removing you from your own secret cave."

"Still I…" Kanaya glares at him, making him shut up. "Fine. I'll leavve." And he does.

She turns to me and KK. "You don't mind going after him, do you? Someone has to keep an eye on him."

"Yeah, we don't mind." I say.

"Fine, whatever, I need to calm down." KK says. He sits in my hand and we follow Eridan back into his respiteblock.

"W-what the fuck are you tw-wo doin' up here, sure Kan w-wants you dow-wn there w-with her," What does he always have to be so whiny?

"Fish fuck; I don't want to hear your complaints. Kanaya asked us to leave, alright?" KK says. Eridan raises his eyebrows at him.

"Uh…" he looks at me and points at KK.

"Jutht keep provoking him." I'm not in the mood to hear KK scream, then again, who is?

"So…w-what should w-we do?"

"Good quethtion," I say. Hey, Eridan might be weird and creepy, but I wonder… "Do you have video gameth?"

"Yeah." Yes!

Eridan has some pretty good games, surprisingly. But he sucks at all of them. At least he isn't rage quitting like KK does, but he's just as annoying. Oh well.

"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!" he screams. I just killed him for the ninth time.

"You thuck at thith, fish fuck." I laugh at him.

"Oh shut up, w-we're startin' again!" Then I notice something.

"Hey, where'th KK?" Eridan lowers the controller.

"I'm not sure. W-wasn't he right there?" he points on the table.

"I think. Did he leave?" I hope he didn't, but chances are he probably did. I decide to start looking for him.

"W-where are you goin'?" Eridan asks.

"I'm looking for KK." I hope he's alright. I get down on my hands and knees and start looking for him, Eridan follows. I hear something crash in the bathroom, I suspect that's KK. How the hell did he make all the way in there?

"KK? You alright?" I ask as I enter. I don't see him anywhere. I step inside and walk on my toes as I look for him.

"See him anyw-where?" Eridan asks.

"I'm looking, relax." Then I hear something from the sink. What is that, yelling? Then I realize… "KK's in the sink!"

"W-what! How-w the fuck did he get in there!" Eridan and I crowd around the sink.

"KK! Can you hear me?" I hear him yelling, but words are hard to make out.

"Sollux! Help!" I hear. Eridan goes under the sink.

"He's in the pipe,"

"Well, let'th get him out!" I dive at the pipe, but Eridan stops me.

"It ain't that simple, Sol. Just let me take care of it." That's the last thing I want to do, but he's already pushed me out of the way. He pulls a wand out of his cape and starts waving it. "Turn on the w-water," He says. What's he planning? "Turn it on, Sol."

"Fine," I turn the water on slow. He better be helping or so help me… I hear something coming from the pipe.

"Kar? I'm gonna get you out, just hold your breath, and Sol's gonna catch you." Eridan says. I hear more screaming, I don't think KK likes that idea. The water from the tap starts going upwards, circling above mine and Eridan's heads.

"Alright, turn off the w-water."

"Do you have him?"

"I think so, let's see…" the last of the water comes out. I scan it for KK, but I don't see him.

"Where ith he?"

"He has to be here, keep lookin'." Eventually I do see him, he's passed out! I catch him from the stream and put him on the counter.

"KK! KK, wake up!" I yell, not bothering to think about how loud voices might be to him in his condition. I push his chest with my finger hoping it helps some, luckily it does.

He sits up and coughs, "Oh, God! Never…fucking…again!"

"You're awake!" I sigh in relief.

"W-what the fuck w-were you doin' in here, Kar?" Eridan asks him.

"I got bored so I left! I slipped and fell in that fucking thing, and I would've stayed there if you guys hadn't noticed I was gone," He gasps. Was that supposed to be an insult? He gets up, "Took you damn long enough."

"I don't think it's good to w-wait for Kan, I'll just try to fix you now-w, okay?" Eridan says.

"Yeah, that's a good idea." Did KK just agree to what fish fuck said? Well, I did too when I had weird shit happen to me, guess it's reasonable. Eridan waves his shitty wand again and points it at KK, but when the spell is cast it doesn't hit him, it hits the mirror and bounces off, hitting me instead! Ugh, I hate that feeling of the electricity shooting through you.

"Damn, I ovvershot it." Eridan says.

"Yeah, no shit!" More weird shit, I feel it.

"You hit him, not me, fuckass. Get better aiming." KK facepalms (A.N: SHAME TO YOU AMPORA*facepalm*).

"Oh, uh, sorry, Sol." He says.

"You know what? Fuck you. You can't get anything right. I hate thith. I hate thith day, I hate the fact I'm thtuck in a weird thituation to begin with, and I hate it." I just hate everything right now. I start shaking, and I can't stand up anymore. Aw, hell, it's already started! My vision blurs and I nod off, hell knows what'll happen now! AUGH!

~oxoXoxo~

I'm leaving in less than a week. I'll be sure to barf on the plane for you guys, though chances are I'll have done it already…airsickness is not fun.

Hold on, I sent one of you guys a P.M, who was it that said Sollux's lisp doesn't apply to 'sh' words? Damn, I forget, anyways I said to that person that when I lisp I lisp 'sh' words, indicating I'm basing Sol's lisp off my own. No, it's not a real lisp (well I guess it can be counted for one), see I have a retainer on both the top and bottom of my jaw, so sometimes I talk with a lisp. I meant no offense if my P.M came off as offensive, sorry. :T

~Kris Maria -^w^-