Disgaea Jewel of the Gods Chapter 12: The War of evil academy

As we last left our heroes, has decided to take on Baal in a one on one battle, they recruited Master Bigster, and are courageosly ready to fight a whole army of Majins.

"AHHHHHH! DOOOOOOOD!" I said, COURAGEOSLY READY TO FIGHT THE MAJINS.

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS DOOD! IT'S SUICIDE!"

"Suck it up prinny!" Raspberyl yelled. "Do you really want this to happen?"

"I don't even know those people Dood!" Master Bigster got his sword ready. "I'm going no matter what. I MUST get my space and Letter A back!"

"I don't care what reason you losers have for fighting Baal, I'm going in!" Laharl said.

Sapphire was thinking it over. 'Hmmm. Now's the perfect time to kill the other overlord! But wait, is there really any satisfaction in killing an overlord with such a low level. I got it! I'll team up with him now, find out his weaknesses, and when he get's his level back, use them against him to kill him! The same thing for Mao! I never got to find out his weaknesses. He'll never expect it.'

"Umm? Princess?" Almaz asked. "What is it Almaz?" "Everyone left about 5 minutes ago." Sapphire looked and found out everyone else left. "Oh." They then jumped off.

Meanwhile at the battleground, Adell was fighting 5 majins at once. He is an idiot.

"If that cook can kill 3 of them, I'll try and take down 5 of them!" He used Vulcan Blaze, Big Bang, and other moves to try and take out the majins.

"That's it!" A majin yelled. He jumped in the air and slashed Adell, similar to blade rush, but then flung him into the air, and sliced an X onto him. Then the majin repeatedly used an uppercut like slash to finish the move, making huge explosion.

"What an idiot." Mao said regarding Adell. He then rushed to a majin. "Vaesa Aergun!" The 6 plasma cannons fired at the majin, but barley did anything. "FUCK MY LOW LEVEL!"

Master Bigster then came and whirled the majin into an air of roses, before the majin fell and die. "Checkmate." He said. He then rushed off.

"Damn Baal. If I was at my original level, I would have easily took care of that Majin." Then Mao got an idea. "Hold on. I can get Baal out of this netherworld, without needing to fight him.

He ran to his office. "Mao where are you going?" Raspberyl asked. "I have a plan Beryl!" He adjusted his glasses. "And even if we can't beat Baal, it'll work."

Meanwhile, Mr. Champloo and Baal were still having their fight. They were both injured and exhausted.

"You're very strong gi. How about you become a vassal of mine?"

"Never." Mr. Champloo obviously said. "A true cook must never let himself be tempeted by evil cook's."

"I'm not a cook gi."

"Even so! A cook's honor is like cooking food from scratch instead of simply reheating it. It's MUCH harder to do, but it's worth more BOOM!"

He then rushed to Baal and delivered a combo of hits, before jumping into the air, and coming back down with a powerful kick.

"My turn gi." Baal said. "ENIGMA CRISIS!" Then a gigantic demon with horns and claws covered Baal in energy. "NOW DIE!" He then blasted Mr. Champloo with energy, before striking him from above, and out of the castle.

"Still alive?" Baal said puzzeled. "You still haven't fully healed from your last fight with Laharl my lord." His vassal said.

"Right. I remember now." The monster that gave Baal the enrgy was his true form. He fought Laharl, Etna, and Flonne and lost. He was in the red eringa form to heal. "Well then, let's go Gi." Baal and his vassal walked to the battle field.

"OVERLORDS WRATH!" Laharl blasted the spheres at the majins. "DARK X SLASH!" He sent one of the majins into the air, before slashing an X onto it, and slicing him repeatedly, similar to what the Majin did to Adell.

"Damn. My SP is almost gone ." He panted. "Are you really just going to let THAT get in your way?" Adell asked.

"You're alive?" Laharl asked sounding dissapointed. "Yes I am. Now where's the freak?"

"He said he had some kind of plan." Raspberyl said after finishing of 3 majins.

Almaz has stabbed a majin with 3 swords, and used multiple other swords to take it out in a spinnig cycle. "Anyone notice how less Majins are attacking us now?" He asked.

Meanwhile in the senior area, the same woman with long yellow hair and a black suit walked out. Along with that, more then half of Baal's army of majins forming some kind of robot like structure walked behind her.

"Now THAT'S a robot. Now, you 20" She pointed at 10 majins on one side making up the arms and 10 on the otherside. "Jump into the air at 5000 feet upwards, and come crashing down all around evil academy making HUGE explosions! At least 5 of them have to hit me. It will do a total of 20000 damage!"

"Yes Salvatore the magnificent!" The majins complied and started destroying evil academy acting like rockets. And that answers Almaz's question.

Back with the main characters, a wood golem came crashing down on Epic.

"DAMN THAT ERYNGI! He's going to make me TEACH when he takes over evil academy!"

"He want's to take it over?" Almaz asked.

"Before destroying it." The wood golem explained. "You should be thankful it's just making you teach." Adell said.

"ARE YOU KIDDING! Teaching in evil academy is a fate worse then death!" Epic got pissed. "GET OFF ME!" He killed the teacher with Prinny Barrage.

"Thank you." The wood golem said before death.

Laharl grinned. "Baal's here? Perfect. Finally I can get my revenge for him taking my level, getting me stuck with these idiots, taking my height and screen time, and the thing that I'll NEVER forgive."

"You mean him killing your dad Dood?" Epic asked.

"Hell no! I hated my old man! It's because of HIM that I'm never a main character anymore."

Adell, Almaz, Raspberyl, Sapphire, and Epic stared at Laharl. "I... don't think he's responsible for you not being a main character anymore." Almaz said.

"OF COURSE HE'S RESPONSIBLE! HOW ELSE AM I NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER!"

"Because nippon ichi decided to make OTHER people the main characters." Raspberyl said. "Ever thougt of that?"

"There's no way the company would be dumb enough to decide that. Now stay out of my way!"

Laharl ran off. "He's dead." Everyone said.

"My lord. He's here." The vassal said to Baal.

"So, this is the place you want to pick for your grave Demon Prince."

"I'm an overlord. And you'll pay!"

"I never knew you cared for your father gi."

"Not that! For getting nippon ichi to NEVER make me the main character again!"

"What?" Baal said. "THE ORIGINAL" Laharl jumped into the air and wings sprouted on him before rushing to Baal and the vassal with his sword "MAIN CHARACTER!"

"So after Baal kills the brat, we fight him all at once right?" Sapphire asked Mao who just came back.

"THIS is your plan?" Adell asked. "Of course not! I just want to watch the brat die." Mao answered. Laharl was currently getting smacked around with little effort.

"So do I dood!" Epic then went to the school cafeteria and took a bunch of food. He, Mao, and Raspnberyl happily enjoyed eating and watching Laharl being repeatedly knocked around.

"Well it's not my style but I guess I'll watch." Adell, Sapphire, and Almaz joined in watching along with the Vato Brothers, and Raspberyl's followers.

To be continued.

Next episode intro done by: Master Bigster

"The fierce moon sheds it's light on the ultimate fight!"

Laharl: That's right. The one on one fight between me and Baal!

"The multi talented zombie maiden Rosinante vs Beauty Queen Etna!"

Adell: Wait what?

Mao: Since when did Etna get involved in this?

"The fight to see who is the most beautiful actress comes when Etna interferes with Rosinante's big play 'Darkness of the maiden'!"

Laharl: What about my fight with Baal!

Sapphire: Nobody cares.

Raspberyl: Agreed.

"Etna must proove she has what it takes to defeat the ultimate Rosinante in this dramatic battle!"

Almaz: You're being bribed to do this aren't you Master Bigster?

Etna: More like threatened.

"But during the fight, the netherworld play director Mao comes in, and gives them both the ultimate challenge!"

Mao: I'm NOT interested.

"Next time on Beauty Queen Actress Etna Final Episode: 'The seven stages of sins!' What will Mao do?"

Mao: I said I'm not doing this!

Laharl: No one pay's attention to the tension in my fight!

And this is the chapter. I'm REALLY sorry for the wait. I had a hard time getting motivated, and with school time, it's hard to get to work on the fanfic. But here it is. Also, don't get your hopes up on the next chapter. It might be a month before I work on it. Anyway, later!