Total Drama Vengeance

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Persephatta: Hey, if Sierra kept her mouth shut, then she wouldn't have shared all these awesome facts! Talking about it. If you'd consider that Loki is the Norse god of fire, and that he's an eco-terrorist according to Sierra, that'd make sense as he uses fire (Explosives) to tear down big time polluters!

Madison: That seems to be a popular line, I didn't expect that it would become so popular when I thought it up!

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And I should credit Meowth's Toon Dragon for beta-reading this thing! Thank you!

Remember the text 'Happy Hanukah' from the last chapter's introduction? That was the clue! Considering that Hanukah is a Jewish holiday, you could make up that they were going to the one country that has a dominant Jewish population. And that can be only one, my mom's favorite country: Israel!

Poll time! The poll titled 'Who do you think that will make the merge?' Has closed. And the winner was Dawn with 8 votes! Runners up were B and Dakota with 7 votes and 6 votes respectively.

The next poll is titled 'So, after the last pre-merge episode, which 3 destinations did you like best?'. The title is pretty much self explanatory again. So don't sit there, vote! Please?

Suddenly…Boom!

Total Drama contains scenes and moments that are dangerous and/or prohibited, do not try them yourself! No seriously, don't be like your bigger brother. And Total drama is property of Teletoon and Fresh inc. no profit made of this story.

Rated T for the usual.

Reading this story does not go against the rules of Sabbath, so what's still stopping you? Read, Review, and Enjoy!


Episode (Chapter) 12: Hebrewjeebies.


''Last time on Total Drama Vengeance. The U.A.E had proven that Arab countries aren't just boring countries that make a lot of money from oil and tourism, heck, would you be bored when you had to climb the tallest man made structure on earth? After which you would have to navigate through a large mall that was, how original, packed to the brim with robot zombies? No, I didn't think I'd be bored either! After the 2 teams worked together and risked life and limb to get equipment to trek through the desert, They went their separate ways again. Or as far as the Problematic Pilots could see theirs thanks to a heavy sandstorm! Despite their huge detour, the Problematic Pilots came out of the contest as the winning team after they presented their incredibly lucrative plan, winning them the episode.''

''Is the luck of the Pilots going to last? Or will they have a stop in the elimination room one last time? See for you self on Total, DRAMA, VENGEANCE!'' Chris announced from the cockpit beside a sleeping and loudly snoring Chef Hatchet sitting beside him. Right before the screen went to black Chris nudged Chef to awake him.


(Theme song. Any song can go for theme song, but only a few are good enough!)


The Troubled Travelers sat in loser class, mostly minding their own business. Dawn was meditating and was surrounded by about any living creature that lived on the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. Brick stared at the meditating teen rather disdained while B was close to fixing his W.A.W.C.L.I.N.G.

Dawn noticed that Brick was eyeing her pretty ticked off as soon as she was done meditating. ''Are you secreting fury against me because I told Jo about your crush on her too directly?'' She guessed as she and all the animals surrounding her looked back at Brick with mild confusion.

''Affirmative!'' Brick gruffly replied.

''Brick, I understand that you're distraught, but only hinting your crush to Jo simply wasn't enough with someone like her! Jo has a strong personality, she'll interpret subtlety as a weakness!'' Dawn defended.

''Yeah, and she'll interpret my crush on her as weakness too! And now that you've told it her so outright, she thinks that I'm too weak to say it myself!'' Brick ranted angrily.

''Then you should've told her yourself!'' Dawn coldly replied as she crossed her arms. The animals sitting around her mimicked her expression and pose.

''Yes. But you. You…'' Brick stuttered before he groaned extremely agitated and clenched his hands to his head out of pure frustration.

Dawn patted Brick's shoulder out of sympathy, calming the latter down so much that he stopping squeezing his own head. ''There there. I know It's hard.'' Dawn then picked an opossum up from her animal harem and laid it into Brick's arms. ''He'll calm you down, just pet it!'' Dawn advised him. The cadet sighed and sat down on the bench to pet the mammal. Calming down a little bit in the process.

Meanwhile, B closed the lid of his wrist-attached device and began to tap a few buttons while smiling contently. ''Good. Day. Fellow. Teammates!'' the mechanical voice of B's W.A.W.C.L.I.N.G spoke to the others, surprising them.

''Hey, you fixed your little voice box thingy!'' Brick gladly noted as he kept on stroking the opossum.

''Indeed!'' B made the device speaking for him as he gave a thumbs up. ''And. This. One. Is. Even. Better! I've. Installed. Some. Other. Voices. Like. John Lennon!'' B pressed a few buttons. ''Imagine. All. Of. The. People.'' His device spoke in said person's voice while B pretended to sing. ''Or Michael Jackson!'' B suggested as he began to press the buttons in a different order. [1] ''No, they're ignorant!'' It spoke as B imitated him. ''It's. Just. Awesome!'' B then carefully laid the gadget on the bench and began to dance a folk dance while appropriate music unexplainably played in the background. He danced for a few seconds until a loose ceiling tile fell right onto the W.A.W.C.L.I.N.G, greatly startling Brick, Dawn and the animals as the latter ran off in panic where the opossum Brick held pretended to be dead as natural reaction. B removed the ceiling plate from the device and witnessed the W.A.W.C.L.I.N.G to be almost completely destroyed after being rebuilt again seconds ago. B and the others stared a little surprised at the broken device until B calmly laid it down on the bench, scratched his chest with his knuckles bearing a clam smile before it quickly changed into a silent yell.


(Confessional cam. How's that for being speechless again, huh?)

B: 'He holds a sign reading: ''I think we should work with signs,''. 'He then nods dissatisfied'

(Static)

Brick: 'checking out a strange green spot on his crotch' That possum pooped this out when that tile fell on B's gadget. I don't know what it is, 'He rubs something on his finger and smells it, making a very disgusted face afterwards' But it reeks! [2]

(End Confessional cam.)


The Problematic Pilots were mostly busy with activities typical for them. Sam was gaming. Anne Maria was gussying herself up. And Dakota was busy with her cell phone. Jo was the only one not doing anything typical for her being. Sitting at the bar and smiling deviously.


(Confessional cam. The chains of love.)

Jo: I still love it that Brick loves me! I can send him in any direction I want, put him on anyone's back I find necessary and all I have to say is 'assumes a mocking pose and an equally mocking voice' I love you! 'Drops them both again and laughs a bit' If I'd put a leash around his neck, he'd be my slave! I mean pet!

(End Confessional cam.)


''Hello Jo!'' Dakota greeted as she sat down beside her.

''Uh. Hi?'' Jo replied, slightly confused about Dakota's sudden spontaneity.

''So, how do you feel about Brick having an eye on you?'' Dakota curiously purred.

''Who told you that?'' Jo replied with mild disgust.

''News spread around this plane quickly!'' Dakota explained. ''It hasn't been said yet and everybody who cares about it knows it already!''

Jo stared at Dakota a little unfazed. ''You just heard it through the air vents didn't you?''

Dakota confirmed Jo's suspicion by nodding.

''Nice, you can't speak to anyone in private without anyone else listening along. It's sometimes just like a high school here!'' Jo grumbled annoyed.

''But you are on a reality-TV show!'' Dakota reminded her.

''Touché.'' Jo noted.

Dakota took a little bit of pleasure from her won discussion before she returned to the conversation's initial topic. ''But you haven't answered the question yet.''

''When I looked back on it, I had to admit that I should've seen it coming.'' Jo responded a bit ashamed.

''That's all I need to know, thank you!'' Dakota quickly thanked her before she returned to her phone. Jo just stared at her confused and a little indignant.

''I feel interrogated!'' Jo stated to no one in particular.


(Confessional cam. REAL interrogation is much worse, take that from me!)

Dakota: 'Frantically presses buttons on her phone' All this info is SO going to make me the most followed person on Facemag! 'Puts the phone away' Don't get me wrong, that Sierra was just a stalker! But when she said how many followers she had online, I just couldn't resist to make my own less stalkish-like blog!

(End Confessional cam.


''Safe landing in 30 seconds, Mclean out!'' Chris casually announced. Jo ran over to the seats and buckled herself up.

''What's happening with you?'' Anne Maria (Who sat on the chair opposite of Jo) asked.

''Yeah, Chris said we'd have a safe landing!'' Sam added while he was busy with his video game.

''Since when has Chris been telling the truth?'' Jo responded. This dawned upon the other Pilots, who flew into the seats and buckled up according to Jo's example.

But despite the contestants' fear of a rough landing, the Total Drama jumbo jet landing calmly albeit a bit shakily thanks to the rocky surface it landed on.

Chris was surprised to find the Problematic Pilots clenching to their seats when he walked into 1st class.

Chris stared at the Pilots a little confused, but he grew an scowl when it dawned on him that the Pilots didn't trust his announcement. ''I told that we'd have a safe landing didn't I?'' Chris asked rather offended, shooting his arms forward.

''We weren't sure what it was dude! A truth or a lie!'' Anne Maria hissed.

Chris replied by just raising his shoulders with a dumb smile and walked away.


Chris, Chef and the contestants rendezvoused in a small synagogue a small distance away from the jet, with Chris wearing a rabbi costume consisting of a black rabbi robe with a matching broad brimmed hat and even with fake black curly locks hanging by his temples. Chef was appropriately dressed as well in a white sweater instead of his usual apron and green shirt. He also actually worn a yarmulke instead of his chef hat. Another notable thing was that the girls and the guys were sitting separated from each other. [3]

''Chris, that rabbi outfit is so striking it's almost anti-Semitic!'' Jo sarcastically noted.

''What'd you mean with that?'' Chris snapped back as a scowl grew on his face.

''She's saying that your outfit almost offends Jews!'' Chef explained. The contestants burst into agreeable murmur.

''Why's that?'' Chris asked again, now even more agitated once he understood what Jo meant.

Jo stood up and held her hands in front of her. ''Well, let me put it this way, if I was Jewish, and you'd be my family's rabbi while I knew what you were like, then I'd immediately renounce my fate!'' Jo explained. The other contestants laughed heartily at this explanation. Chris just gave them a death glare but surprisingly calmed down a few seconds later.

''Anyway, We're in Israel. Formerly known as Palestine. Formerly known as Ottoman territory and Israel again before that! But the challenge's outside, come along now.'' Chris briefly ordered as Chris and Chef began to walk.

''But why are you leading us into this synagogue if it has nothing to do with anything?'' Jo asked, which made Chris and Chef stop dead in their tracks.

''Because this synagogue makes my outfit come out better! Now close your traps and come along!'' Chris responded annoyed.

''I'd swear that'd be something Anne Maria would say.'' Jo grumbled as she followed the others.


''Does anybody knows what lake this is?'' Chris asked, talking about the giant lake they all stood next to. Something odd about this lake was that despite the huge amount of water in the lake, there grew no flora around it.

''Well, considering that we're in Israel.'' Dakota began to ponder aloud, breaking the silence among the contestants. ''Then this must be the dead sea!''

''1 point for Dakota!'' Chris said in quiz show host fashion. ''Despite the name, the dead sea's a lake and among the saltiest of them in the world. I could not resist to organize a challenge here!'' Chris admitted with a hint of dark glee.

''What a surprise.'' Anne Maria said unenthusiastically while she rolled her eyes.

''Hey, I could've organized a challenge in one of those toxic African lakes, but that one didn't get the green light from the producers.'' Chris informed. ''But enough chatter about challenges that could've been. Change into your swimming garb and report back to me for the first challenge!''


The contestants reported back to Chris when they had changed as Chris told them to. Chris himself was appropriately dressed in his swimwear as well. They all stood in ankle deep water, waiting.

''What's the challenge going to be? A tanning contest? If so, then I can beat you all without even trying!'' Anne Maria stated confidently while she rubbed her fist with the palm of her other hand.

''No, Anne Maria. It's not going to be a tanning contest.'' Chris said, slightly tired of Anne Maria's shallowness. ''Just wait until Chef comes back here and I'll explain!''

Sam pulled a weird expression when he spotted that Dakota was coating her skin with the lake's mud. ''What're you doing Dakota?''

''The minerals in this mud are really good for your skin!'' [4] Dakota said as she rubbed her legs in. ''Here, you should try some to get those zits away!'' Dakota suggested as she took a hand of mud and threw it into Sam's face.

Sam flinched back a bit, coughed any mud out that was in his mouth and wiped it off his face. ''They're still there!'' Sam grouchily remarked after he moved his hand over his face to locate some zits.

''You'll see, before you know it, you're my Adonis!'' Dakota purred as she moved a finger over the gamers' chest.

Just then, Chef came walking out of the lake wearing goggles and a lead belt around his waist while he whistled a pleasant tune.

''Like Dakota just explained, this lake is a dermatological miracle! But remember contestants, beauty is only skin deep contestants, but the obstacle course in the lake lays a lot deeper!''

''Do we have to cover an obstacle course underwater?'' Brick asked astounded. Chris responded to the question by nodding with an ever-big smile.

''Yeah, like anyone of us could hold our breathes long enough for that!'' Jo protested.

''Silly Jo! Like I'd let you all drown! So soon.'' Chris said, mumbling the last part.

''But it's almost impossible to drown here! This water is so incredibly salty that you'll float on the water surface without any difficulty!'' Dakota stated, the others remained silent.

Chris was handed a book about the dead sea by an intern and read a certain line. ''What Dakota just said is true.'' Chris confirmed Dakota's statement, much to the surprise of the others.

''How do you know all this stuff?'' Jo asked, slightly baffled.

''My whole medicine cabinet, or medicine closet is filled with dead sea products!''

''How'd you think that she'd keep her skin that soft and fine?'' Sam added, Dakota giggled in response.

Anne Maria was to reply but she was cut off by a slightly irritated Chris. ''Lets return to business before this show has to change its title from Total Drama Vengeance to Total Drama Skincare! Okay?''


(Confessional cam. Total Drama Skincare with such classic challenges as 'The acid scrub', 'Salon takeover', and fan favorite 'Mud bath wrestling'!)

Anne Maria: Total Drama Skincare. Huh, that wouldn't sound all that bad! At least better than the stuff I'm getting put through now!

(End Confessional cam.)


''Anyway to pick up from where I left, you'll get some goodies to make sure that you won't remain underwater forever after the challenge's over!'' Chris said as the same intern rolled a big cart next to the contestants, who crowded around it immediately.

Jo stared a little incredulous at the lead belt she held. ''What's this lead belt for? For people who are too good at swimming?''

''No, those are just to make sure that you won't swim over the obstacle course!'' Chris answered. ''Now get geared up and get ready!''

Everyone stood in starting position after they had put on their air tanks, lead belts and swimming goggles.

''The objective is simple, your whole team crosses the course, grab the key, win the first part of the first challenge!'' Chris quickly instructed before he clapped his hands to signal the beginning of the challenge and everybody speeded off into the water.


The 2 teams were running (As far as they could run underwater) over the lakebed in the direction of the 1st obstacle, 4 plain wooden fences they had to climb over and a net they had to crawl under. The Problematic Pilots reached the obstacles first with a minimal lead over the Troubled Travelers.

Anne Maria didn't want to climb and tried to swim over the fence, only to be pulled back to the bottom immediately by the lead belt.

''What's taking you so long to get climbing? You haven't even started yet!'' Jo spoke through the hole in the fence.

''This is salt water right? So if I get a cut in my hands, it will sting like high hell!''

''Oh, so the lady doesn't want to get her hands cut up?'' Jo asked in a childlike fashion. ''Oh, the things I do for my team!'' Jo grumbled as she climbed over the fence back to the starting side again. She grabbed Anne Maria by her shoulder and her butt and threw her over the first fence, where she landed head first on a rock.

''Oh you…'' Anne Maria growled as she rubbed her head while Jo climbed back to the other side with ease.

''Hey, you got over without bruises, right?'' Jo asked carelessly before she ran off to climb over the second fence.

B managed to work himself over the wall where Brick was already waiting for his team. They were now waiting for Dawn, who struggled to get over the first wall thanks to the lead belt weighting her down.

''B, go ahead. We'll catch up!'' Brick ordered B, who ran over to the second fence while Brick climbed over the one they already had climbed over and helped Dawn by giving her a boost to the top of fence, allowing her to climb over. Brick climbed back to the other side and they repeated this process.

Dakota and Anne Maria were waiting for Sam to climb over the top of the last fence.

''Come on Mr. Luggs, just shift your weight to one side!'' Anne Maria angrily encouraged him.

''Okay.'' Sam shakily responded before he did so. He lost his balance and fell down, right on top of Anne Maria.

''Get off of me!'' Anne Maria growled as she struggled to push Sam off of her.

''Hey, you said to shift my weight…''

''Yeah, but not to use me as a landing spot! Where I come from, we call that unmannered!''

Sam and Dakota exchanged a quick glare. ''And what do they call you then exactly?'' Sam suspiciously asked.

''That I'm the hottest girl around!'' Anne Maria responded with pride. Sam snickered a bit ridiculing. ''Hey! Are you dissin' me?'' Anne Maria threatened as she stomped over and balled one of her fists.

''Hey team, I don't know about you, but I'm almost finished!'' Jo yelled from a distance, clearly audible despite that they were underwater. Sam and Dakota continued to cover the course, almost completely ignoring Anne Maria.

''Chicken!'' She screeched after them before she followed them as well.

The Troubled Travelers reached the net, and stopped a moment to talk strategy.

''Look, I know it is just a net we have to crawl under, but…'' Brick said as he scratched his head while he eyed B.

''But what?'' Dawn asked with a raised eyebrow.

''But maybe it is better not to put Bee-ee in front thanks to his uh… big physique.'' Brick cautiously whispered at Dawn, But B heard Brick nonetheless. B frowned and shrugged in response. He crawled under the net, and he was indeed a tad too big to get under it, but B quickly began to dig a trench. He then stopped briefly and showed what he meant.

''B has thought about that, you dig a slight cove as you crawl, and B will make it deep enough to make sure that he fits through!'' Dawn explained on B's behalf.

''Excuse me for doubting you, my comrade!'' Brick apologized. B responded by ditching his frown and bumped a fist with Brick.

The cadet went under the net and began to dig a trench with his hands. Dawn went after him soon after and B went under next, making the trench Brick has dug a little deeper for him to fit through.

''I hate fishing nets.'' Dawn randomly stated before the Travelers reached the end of the net and the end of the first part of the obstacle course.

Unsurprisingly, Jo was the first of the Pilots to complete the course. But when she found out that Brick had beaten her in this part of the course, Jo let out an annoyed growl while Brick smiled smugly at her.


(Confessional cam. A military training ground for the Atlantean army!)

Brick: That obstacle course was just like the one on the academy! Well, except that it was underwater of course! 'stares at the ceiling while scratching his scalp' Do they take a course like this at the navy?

(End Confessional cam.)


''Angry because I've beaten you?'' Brick asked smugly, after which he emitted a short almost flirty hum.

''Next time you're mine.'' Jo assured the cadet, she then thought of something sweet to call him. ''Porkpie!'' She called him as cutely as Jo could say it before she ran off with her team.

''Porkpie? What's that supposed to mean?'' Brick asked himself rather confused, scratching his head.


(Confessional cam. Pet name score… A big fat 0!)

Jo: I didn't know what to call him! I always preferred movies where they exchange punches over the ones where they exchange kisses!

(End Confessional cam.)


''Brick, you're falling behind!'' Dawn yelled at the cadet from small distance.

''Hey! Leave no one behind!'' Brick yelped before he ran after his team.


The second obstacle was a fan built in a cliff, blowing over a walkway that had to be used to get up said cliff.

The Problematic Pilots just sprinted headstrong over the walkway, but their run came to an abrupt halt thanks to the powerful whirlpool of the fan, blowing them off the walkway back to the starting point.

''Hey, it could've been worse!'' Sam tried to cheer his team up as they laid in the sand.

''How?'' Dakota moaned.

''We could've also been sucked INTO the fan! That would've been a lot more nastier, right?''

''I appreciate your attempt to raise morale, but please, don't!'' Jo gruffly told Sam as she picked herself up from the ground.

Just then, the Troubled Travelers arrived at the scene, and didn't need long to figure out how the Problematic Pilots ended up in the dirt.

''That fan will blow everything light enough off of the walkway that comes into its vortex.'' Brick explained quietly to his team. ''but if there was something heavy enough between us and the stream, then that object in question will shield us as we walk up that walkway!'' Brick suggested a strategy.

B groaned again and walked off towards the walkway.

''B's ready.'' Dawn told Brick before she followed the silent giant.

''But I never said that B had to…Never mind.'' Brick thought aloud before he raised his shoulders and followed the rest of his team.

''You know Brick,'' Dawn began.

''Yes?''

''There's something I do not quite get.''

''And that is?'' Brick responded as B got into the vortex now.

''We're underwater, but we talk like we're above water without any trouble! I cannot explain that!'' Dawn mused as they kept on walking behind B's back to avoid the stream.

''You've a solid point there Dawn! But consider this, we were on a radioactive island and we all survived that without ill effects.'' Brick responded. ''Most of us.'' He quickly corrected himself.

''You're right. It's one weird universe we're living in!'' [5] Dawn concluded as they reached the end of the walkway on top of the cliff.

''Semper fi!'' Brick told B as the former saluted. B just raised his shoulders.

''Being weighty has both its perks and drawbacks.'' Dawn told Brick.

''But I thought that was all muscle!'' Brick said a little surprised. B laughed heartily, although without sound.

''B just puts his weight under it when he lifts something.'' Dawn said on B's behalf.

''I don't believe that!'' Brick told B. Who just shrugged indifferently before they ran off towards the next obstacle.


The next obstacle was an assault course raised above the bottom where swinging bars were ready to bat anyone unaware or unlucky enough off the suspended platforms they stood on.

''This seems rough. But luckily, we have enough time to cross it before the Pilots show up!'' Brick stated. And just then, the Problematic Pilots came along.

''Missed me?'' Jo tauntingly asked.

''No, we were actually talking about you! Uh, I mean uh…How'd you cross that fan?'' Brick stuttered.

''We threw rocks at it until it broke!'' Jo answered, juggling a rock in her hand. ''But enough about us and more you! This is the next obstacle?''

''It appears so.'' Dawn responded.

''Up and at it Pilots!'' Jo ordered. And in response, the Pilots climbed a nearby ladder up to the course.

''We should've done that much earlier!'' Brick stated as they ran over to another ladder.

Both the Troubled Travelers and the Problematic Pilots stared at the assault course with mixed feelings. Naturally, Jo and Brick didn't seem to have much of a problem with it, but all the others were fairly anxious.

''So…Who's going first?'' Anne Maria offered, breaking the silence. In response, everybody stared at her.

''You offered it.'' Sam said.

''You're all chickens! You hear me!'' Anne Maria said angrily as she pointed at everybody before she sprinted over the first platform. Her run was cut short when she was knocked off her feet by an bar hanging at the height of her ankles, and while she was midair, she was hit by a chest-height one, knocking her off the platform towards the lakebed.

''Right…'' Jo said, breaking the silence again. ''Our test bunny has proven that running as mindlessly as herself isn't an option!''

''F(Censor)ck you, you street trash! If I could come up there I'd shred you apart!'' Anne Maria yelled from the ground.

''Hey, I think I see the key Chris was talking about!'' Dakota exclaimed as she pointed at a key on the other side of the course tied to a rope from the surface.


Chef and Chris were floating on the surface of the lake. Chris was trying to get a tan and Chef held a fishing line. [6]

''Are the fishies biting already Chef?'' Chris asked while keeping his face in the sun.

''No they don't Chris, and we've used such quality bait! A real blinker!'' Chef replied.


The Pilots and the Travelers went apart to discuss strategy. ''Team, just keep your eyes peeled! Because…'' Brick began instructing.

''…Hard knocks are anywhere and everywhere!'' Jo continued for her own team.

''And we deserve better to be beaten at the finish line…''

''…After all we've been through here!''

''So just try not to lose before the finish, okay?'' Brick friendly requested from his team.

''And now, let's get that key!'' Jo yelled, and with that. All the remaining contestants on the platform charged forward over the assault course.

Sam was sprinting over the course roaring a warrior scream. He jumped over a low bar, stopped running and pointed in its direction belittling . ''Haha! I've defeated thy! Evil…'' Sam taunted before he was interrupted by a hit from a bar in his stomach, making him fall down on his knees. He was then floored by an low bar and was practically knocked out.

B just tried to ignore the hits he received by stopping the bar with his hands before it could impact on his body. B wasn't actually able to stop the bar completely, but holding his hands between the bar and his body lightened the impact. B made one miscalculation though and has hit full in the face. Knocking him off his feet and making him roll off the platform.

Dawn remained behind B so he could unintentionally act as her shield. She had to dodge him when B was knocked off his feet, and while she was able to evade him, she fell off as she jumped into the wrong direction.

Dakota gracefully dodging the bars thanks to her flexibility. She reached the end of the first platform. Where Brick and Jo along with her turned out to be the only 'survivors' of the former part. There was now only one platform between the contestants and the key.

''Stand down on this pinky!'' Jo wheezed at Dakota. ''I want to beat Brick all by myself!''

And with that, Brick and Jo shot forward, dodging bars that were coming in at them with great velocity. They went head to head until Jo was tripped up by a bar that Brick dodged. The key just laid there for Brick to be taken, but before he stepped toward the key, he looked back at Jo, who stared back until she faked a very sad look. Brick was touched by this and walked back to Jo to help her back on her feet.

''Winning from you like this isn't fun!'' Brick stuttered as he offered her his hand to get up, Jo nodded positively and took the offer, but she ducked back on the ground to dodge incoming bar that hit Brick in his lower back and knocked him off of the platform.

''Talk about a bar-witzwa!'' She tauntingly yelled down at him before she slowly walked over to the key with gritted teeth. But right before she wanted to take it in her hands, she stopped to look back at Brick. Who stared back at Jo with an confused/sad look.

Jo groaned irritated. ''Those puppy eyes make it feel worse than it actually is!'' Jo then slapped herself to regain composure. ''Stop that Jo! He's your dog, you're his boss! Now grab that key and win the challenge!'' She sternly told herself before she took the key and yanked the line.


''We have a bite Chris!'' Chef informed Chris as the chef began reeling in.

''Good! I already thought that our contestants have gotten gills!'' Chris lazily remarked.

''The Pilots win!'' Jo said after she was reeled up by Chef.

''Like I haven't noticed that. Collect your army of pesky teens, get dressed and meet me back ashore!'' Chris lazily ordered before Chef rudely pushed Jo underwater with a loud gulp.


The contestants walked over the ground out of the lake as per instruction in silence. Dakota's horrified yelp broke this silence though.

''Anne Maria, what happened to your skin?'' Dakota shrieked Anne Maria.

Anne Maria looked down at her body and witnessed that the spray tan on her body was corroding thanks to the salt in the lake, showing patches of pale skin underneath. She shrieked horrified as well as she tried to cover herself up as if she was naked before she ran off towards the Total Drama Jumbo Jet.


(Confessional cam. Paint wears off in salt water. And spray tan is technically paint.)

Anne Maria: 'Staring fearfully in the mirror shivering while spraying herself with fake tan' Must apply more coats. Must feel whole again! Felt so naked! 'Her fear quickly morphs into anger as she begins to squeeze her spray can' And must take revenge on that floozy that degraded and disrespected me! 'Spray can explodes due to pressure from the squeezing'

(End Confessional cam.)


Anne Maria was still spraying herself in the shower area while the other girls were showering off. Anne Maria then spotted Dakota's phone laying on top her piled clothes. Anne Maria looked around if there were witnesses around and picked the phone up.

''Let's see what dirt she's been up to lately!'' She mumbled as she scrolled through the contents of Dakota's phone. She chuckled darkly as soon as she found out what Dakota had been doing on her phone all the time. ''This is revenge gold!'' Anne Maria exclaimed loudly before she covered her own mouth up, fearing that the other girls might've heard her. When she heard nothing from them that signified detection, she scurried out of the shower room.


The contestants reported back to Chris at the foot of the hill. Chris had put his rabbi costume on again as they stood next to 10 nicely decorated treasure chests. Dakota however, noted something different.

''Pilots, pick a box. Its content will help you in the next challenge!'' [7] Chris instructed the Pilots.

''How will it help?'' Sam asked.

Chris thought about that question before he answered. ''Allow me to correct something from that last line. Its content MIGHT help you in the next challenge!'' He said before he chuckled sneakily.

Jo rolled her eyes and lightly lifted every chest. ''We pick this one!'' Jo steadfastly declared as she pointed down at one chest in particular. Her team seemed to be confused about her undemocratic decision.

''So be it! Open the chest, and feast your eyes on what treasure's inside!'' Chris spoke epically. Jo rolled her eyes unimpressed and opened the chest with the key. She opened the chest and every contestant gathered around to gaze upon its content. They were pretty surprised to find a torah in the chest.

''How's this supposed to help? I bet none of us can't even read Hebrew!'' Jo exclaimed rather irritated.

''Luckily Jo, that's not important in a race!'' Chris replied. The cast groaned per usual as with bad news. Chris took a little pleasure from their dissatisfaction and pointed at a citadel on the top of a small mountain. ''Do you see that fort up that hill? That's Masada! Usually, people take the cable lift to reach it! But there's no challenge in that! So you're going to take the hiker trial on the east side of the mountain and take your treasure along with you!'' Chris explained. The cast groaned again.

''Nice going miss muscle-head!'' Anne Maria scolded Jo as she slapped her across the back of her head. ''Having to take a hiking trial is bad enough. But having to carry a giant loo roll around makes it even worse!''

''Like you'd even consider it to lift it!'' Jo angrily snapped back.

''Hush now!'' Chris interrupted their conflict. ''Because of the Pilots' first win, they'll get to pick which treasure the Travelers will have to carry!'' Chris announced.

''Nice reward.'' Jo sarcastically snarled. ''We already have the heaviest thing to lift around!'' Jo angrily objected to a smiling Chris before she sighed. ''Well, best we can do is making their load as heavy as possible!'' Jo told her team, who agreed with Jo's point by nodding. Jo then took the 2nd heaviest chest and opened it up for the Troubled Travelers, revealing a giant dreidel to be their 'treasure'.

''And what may this be?'' Brick asked curiously as he got the dreidel pushed in his hands by Jo. [8]

''I don't know what it is, but I know that you're going to bring it up the mountain!'' Chris guaranteed him.

''Chris, these are seriously the lamest rewards you've ever rewarded people with on this show!'' Dakota complained.

''Hey, I never said that the reward would be good. Heck I never even said there'd be a reward!'' Chris defended himself before he stepped into the cable car to the top. ''So go climb that mountain!'' Chris angrily ordered them before the door of the car closed and went off to the top. The 2 teams turned to the trial and came to an pleasant surprise.

''Hey, the hiker trial's only a really long set of stairs! This isn't so hard!'' Sam said mildly relieved.

''You shouldn't say things like that chubby! Seeing them and walking them are 2 different things! And I think especially for you!'' Jo told the gamer.

''But he's right y'know.'' Anne Maria agreed. ''It are just a few sets of stairs! What could possibly be so hard about it?'' Anne Maria said laughably. The expressions of the contestants changed from relieved to panicked.

''That is easily the most dangerous sentence in the English language!'' Dawn exclaimed, horrified.

''Me and my experience on the subject back that statement!'' Brick added slightly fearful.

Anne Maria laughed ridiculing at their words. ''Hon, it's not like everything gets worse once anyone has said 'the death sentence'! Am I right or not guys?'' Anne Maria asked as she nudged her teammates, who remained eerily quiet as they picked up the torah and began to climb the staircase.


Meanwhile at the top, Chef Hatchet was reading a history book as he waited for Chris to arrive.

''Say Chris, did you know that the Romans used to hurl stone balls at everyone trying to besiege this fortress?'' Chef interestingly shared when Chris came walking by.

''Is that why you built that huge catapult?'' Chris asked with mild confusion, as it turned out that there was indeed a catapult not unlike the Hurl of Shame standing next to Chef Hatchet.

''This isn't a catapult, it's a trebuchet!''

''I don't care even if it was a toenail clipper! Why have you used the show's funds on that thing?'' Chris angrily shouted, jumping up and down in fury.

Chef laid his book down and put his reading glasses off. ''You see Chris, that hiker trial wasn't half as hard as it appeared to be. So I thought, if the course isn't hard itself, it should be made that way!'' Chef explained.

''You are more like me with each passing day!'' Chris emotionally complimented Chef as he wiped a tear away

''I'd rather be not.'' Chef mumbled.

''Now load that trebuchet up, my protégé!'' Chris ordered. ''I'm going to order up some more mayhem for the kiddies!'' He added as he took his cell phone and began to dial a number.


The 2 teams were neck to neck climbing the stairs while they carried their treasure. The only thing that made it much less sensational than that it actually sounded was that the 2 teams didn't go fast at all and that most of them were panting with fatigue already.

''You complete an obstacle course underwater. And comes next? An obstacle course above water! I think Chris is running out of ideas!'' Sam said as he along with Jo lifted the huge torah up the stairs.

''Hey, if you don't like it, feel free to quit the show anytime!'' Jo replied.

''I'm still wondering what could be so hard about this.'' Anne Maria pondered.

Dakota was checking her makeup with her pocket mirror. But then she spotted something greatly disturbing in it. ''Could it be those huge boulders up there?'' Dakota whimpered, pointing upwards at the boulder that'd eventually slam down into the ground right beside them. Everybody remained silent in shock.

After a moment, Jo had overcome the shock and looked back at her teammates, who were still staring at the boulder, which was reduced to a pile of gravel in its impact with the ground.

''Are you going to look at it any longer or what?'' Jo asked annoyed.

''No, it's cool.'' Sam mumbled as he had recovered mostly as well after Jo asked her question.

''Good, because I'm not going to lose a challenge because of some post traumatic stress disorder! I always imagined that that'd be something for Brick and his team!'' Jo said tauntingly before they ran off.

Brick let out one offended huff and lifted the giant dreidel up very determent. ''We'll see who has PTSD after we've set this straight!'' Brick silently grumbled. ''B! Help me lift this thing up! Dawn! Be on the lookout for any dangers!'' Brick steadfastly ordered his teammates before they began to chase the Pilots.

''Would that be the only boulder they'll sling at us?'' Anne Maria asked rhetorically. And just then, another boulder crashed into the ground not far from where the Pilots stood. Everybody just remained silent and stared deadpan at Anne Maria.

''Just remain quiet, and they won't. Okay?'' Jo requested. But then another boulder impacted into the ground and rolled off the cliff. Anne Maria let out a cheer.

''I knew it wasn't my fault!'' Anne Maria cheered. ''In your face Jo!'' She said as she prodded Jo in her chest while another boulder fell down alongside the mountain. This one wasn't even noticed by the Problematic Pilots.

''We should stay under that overhanging rock until they stop flinging rocks at us!'' Jo suggested, pointing at said rock. The other Pilots agreed and they ran in a beeline towards their shelter. The Troubled Travelers came on a similar idea and hid under the same overhanging rock as well.

''Hey! Go find your own shelter!'' Jo complained.

''As much as I resent to share an hideout with the enemy, I'm afraid that we don't have much of a choice!'' Brick gruffly responded. This response made Jo flinch a bit.

''Oh, so now I'm the enemy?'' Jo asked indignant, getting into Brick's face.

''Ever since you let me get batted off that platform and just took the win, you are yes!'' Brick said as he got into Jo's as well. The other contestants just remained silent and watched the 2 going at each other.

''They already bicker as a couple.'' Dakota whispered at Dawn.

''Yet they aren't one. Not yet at least.'' Dawn whispered back.

''Come on! I couldn't help that! That bat just swung around that platform! You have cadet training, you should've expected it!'' Jo now practically yelled at Brick.

''Yeah but…'' Brick tried to retort but he knew that Jo was right. Brick then sighed deeply to regain calmness. ''…But I was too busy helping you back on your feet to pay attention to that.''

''And that's of course very chivalrous of you!'' Jo complimented Brick as she patted his head.

''Hey, I think it has stopped raining boulders!'' Sam said as he was peeking his head outside. Sam then pulled his head back, right before a boulder crashed into the ground beside him, greatly startling them all. ''But I think that we'll have to stay inside anyhow!'' They then saw gray canisters falling down beside the overhanging rock, which began to emit smoke soon after.

''Quick! Get outside before we choke!'' Dawn said between coughs.

Brick grabbed her arm to stop her. ''No! that's what they want!''

''It's your choice porkpie, but I'm not in the mood to pass out right now!'' Jo responded with her mouth tucked in her sweatshirt. ''Help me with the scroll!'' Jo then ordered, pointing at Sam. They both lifted the torah up and the Pilots sprinted away as fast as they could. Soon to be followed by the Troubled Travelers as a barrage of rocks was being flung at them.


Chris and Chef were watching the contestants with binoculars while some interns were launching rocks at them.

''See them running amidst the boulders! Just like in the war!'' Chef said satisfied as he looked at the contestants running up the stairs.

''You surely know how to 'smoke the cockroaches out' Chef!'' Chris complimented Chef. He then got an (According to him) brilliant idea. ''Cockroaches, bugs. I got it!'' Chris exclaimed joyfully.

''What'd you got? Sunstroke?'' Chef asked.

''You'll see Chef, but first I have to make a quick call!'' Chris answered promising as he walked off to make the call.


The Troubled Travelers and the Problematic Pilots were nearing the top of the mountain. They had stopped slinging boulders at the contestants a while ago.

''They're throwing something off the top again!'' Dawn informed the other as a few white boxes were falling towards them. Brick's eyes widened once he recognized the boxes.

''We've seen those boxes in the Klondike!'' Brick told his teammates, who recognized the boxes as well after Brick had said that.

''And there're living creatures inside them!'' Dawn stated a little horrified right before the boxes impacted on the path behind them, releasing a big bug swarm.

Dakota let out an panicked yell. ''Are those bees? Because I'm dangerously allergic to bees!'' Dakota panicky said as she slowly stepped back.

''Not bees.'' Brick said before he gulped. ''Termites!''

''Aren't those bugs that eat clothes?'' Anne Maria asked, stepping back as well.

''No, those are moths! Termites eat wood!'' Sam corrected her. ''Like this Torah…And that other thing!''

The termite swarm then began to fly in the direction of the contestants. ''Run!'' Jo yelled loudly before they ran away to avoid their treasures getting eaten by the bug swarm.

''It's kind of unfair.'' Sam said.

''What?'' Jo asked.

''Those termites will have eaten themselves much faster through our Torah than they will through their bat thingy!'' Sam explained.

Jo looked up and witnessed a group of woodpeckers coming in at them. She smiled satisfied at this. ''That disadvantage has just been balanced out!'' She told the gamer as the contestants were now followed by both termites and woodpeckers. In an unexpected turn of events though, the woodpeckers began to eat the termites, greatly reducing the number of termites in the swarm. At a certain moment, the contestants stopped running and looked back to witness that all the termites had been eaten by the woodpeckers, who flew off satisfied.

''I guess one problem was solved by another.'' Jo casually noted.

''Poor bugs!'' Dawn lamented.


''Chef! Why haven't you told me that woodpeckers eat termites?!'' Chris yelled at the cook greatly distraught after witnessing the bugs getting eaten.

''I already thought you knew! You learn stuff like this in elementary school, what'd you thought they did otherwise when they're pecking trees?'' Chef yelled back.

''Eating the bark? I don't know!'' Chris replied, still annoyed due to his failed plan. He then dialed a number again and waited for the answer. ''Hello? How much of our budget has remained for this episode to pester the kids?'' Chris requested from the other person. ''One trap? Okaaay.'' Chris hissed slightly awkward. ''We'll figure it out. Thanks Mr. Witz. Yeah, bye!'' Chris greeted before he hung up and walked over to a 6 foot boulder that was positioned dangerously close to the edge, the only thing that prevented it from falling was a cobble underneath it. Chris kicked the cobble away and the boulder rolled over the edge, landing on the path and rolling down alongside it.

''Wasn't 'The Indiana Trap' rejected due to the very little opportunity of dodging the rolling boulder on that narrow mountain path?'' Chef asked the host.

''They'll figure a way out.'' Chris carelessly shrugged. ''And if they do not…'' Chris hissed a bit. ''…then an accidental death surely will boost the ratings!''


The Problematic Pilots had a small lead over the Troubled Travelers as they could see the fort on top of the mountain already. Jo was smiling satisfied at their almost-guaranteed victory.

''Does anybody hear rumbling?'' Anne Maria asked. As rumbling indeed could be heard.

''Not only do I hear it, I feel it too!'' Sam remarked before the Problematic Pilots could see the boulder coming around the corner.

''And I see it!'' Dakota whimpered.

''And I don't want to feel it!'' Jo exclaimed before they turned around and ran away from the rolling boulder. They ran into the Troubled Travelers on their way, knocking each other off their feet.

''What's wrong? Have you guys won already?'' Brick asked. But Jo didn't answer and just like the other Pilots, kept on running without informing the Travelers of the incoming rock.

''I wonder what they're so panicked about.'' Dawn said as the Troubled Travelers continued to run along the path. They then too witnessed the boulder rolling down the path.

''It might be that all destructing boulder there!'' Brick answered nervously. ''I'd say retreat, who's with me?'' He and Dawn wanted to run off but B stopped Brick by grabbed his collar and gently pulling him back while B kept his eyes on the rock. B then placed the dreidel in such fashion in the path that the dreidel became a small slope. Dawn and Brick stared in horror as the boulder got very close. But the dreidel in the ground launched it up in the air, and although they had to duck to dodge it, they had passed this obstacle without harm. The boulder impacted a little distance away and destroyed a portion of the path.

''B, you just won us the challenge, again!'' Dawn congratulated B.

''That hole is too big to jump over! We could've scaled the mountain twice by the time the Pilots have crossed this!'' Brick confirmed.

The Problematic Pilots came by, attracted by the sounds of the boulder crushing the path.

''What happened here? Did B a cannonball on there?'' Anne Maria yelled astounded from the other side of the hole to the Travelers. B responded by flipping Anne Maria off.

''But how?'' Jo yelled.

''Never underestimate your teammates Jo!'' Brick shouted back before he did one taunting gesture and ran off with his team to the top.


''Travelers, You've reached Masada first! That'll grant you a small advantage in the final challenge!'' Chris announced. The Troubled Travelers were somewhat surprised by Chris´s announcement.

''This wasn't the last challenge?'' Dawn asked.

''Did I ever said it was?'' Chris asked the Travelers, who remained silent. ''I didn't thought so either! Now, let's wait for Chef to get the Pilots!'' Chris offered as he sat down on a sofa specifically placed for him.

''Do you have them all Chef?'' Chris asked the cook, who was shoving the Problematic Pilots into the cable car. Chef just grunted.

''So, you just thought that you could let us run 2 obstacle courses. You are running out of ideas Mc-lame!'' Jo scolded the host as the doors of the cable car closed.

''First, I didn't create the challenges for this episode. Heck, if it was for me, we wouldn't even have landed here! But Chaim Witz, our accountant from the very beginning wanted a bonus and I just used the money for such things as staff salary to get me out of jail. So I offered him to pick a location for Total Drama Vengeance as a substitute! And second, You joined up for this season! So you'll listen to me!'' [9]

''I can't believe that he'd let his bonus fly for that!'' Anne Maria responded amazed.

''Oh, but he didn't have much of a choice!'' Chris said darkly while casting a pleasant grin. ''Anyway, there'll be a bus picking us up when we get out of the cable car. Where the bus will bring us and for what? I'll not tell yet!''


The contestants sat in the bus, minding their own business at least until Chris would make an announcement on what the final challenge could be.

Dakota dug her hands in her pockets. She then tugged Sam's sleeve. ''Sam, do you know where my phone is?'' She worriedly asked the gamer.

''I don't know. When was the last time you remembered seeing it?'' Sam replied a little absentmindedly, not looking away from his game.

''In the shower area.'' Dakota answered a little hesitantly.

''See? Nothing to worry about! Once we're back on the jet, we'll find it! Promise!'' Sam promised her, now looking away from his handheld.

Dakota cooed and kissed Sam's forehead. ''You're the best Sam!'' Sam chuckled and blushed slightly.

''Team meeting!'' Jo announced somewhat suddenly, interrupting their moment as Jo turned to face Dakota and Sam on the seats behind her.

''But we're not complete! How're we supposed to have a team meeting if someone of the team isn't present?'' Sam objected as he pocketed his game console.

''Luckily, I just wanted to talk about that one absent team member! See, she's not here now, and I want it to stay that way! You understand?'' Jo softly told them.

''You want to eliminate her? If you want…''

''Shush!'' Jo hectically tried to shush Sam. ''This is a small bus! Everyone could be listening!'' She whispered at her 2 teammates as she looked around the bus. ''And on top of that, she's sitting right behind you!'' Jo added as she pointed at Anne Maria sitting on the seat behind Sam and Dakota's, primping herself as usual.

''So I want to swat that 'bug' because it's bugging me!'' Jo said in code-language to avoid suspicion. Sam and Dakota didn't really understand Jo.

''I always use an electric fly swatter for those!'' Dakota stated, not sure if she got what Jo was talking about.

Jo sighed and rolled her eyes. She then wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to Sam and Dakota.

'Just vote for Anne Maria once we get the chance.'

'Sincerely, the one who'll beat both of you when it comes down to natural selection,'

'Jo.' The note read.

''Oh, I understand now!'' Dakota said after she and Sam realized what Jo meant by reading the paper. ''That bug!'' She continued as she signaled towards Anne Maria with her eyes.


(Confessional cam. There's no money left for this episode, if you know what I mean! Yup, that means that the budget's been used up!)

Jo: If we ever had to live through a war with a team like this, then I would ditch them directly and surrender to the enemy, just to avoid all the frustration they'll cause me!

(End Confessional cam.)


The bus stopped in a neighborhood where many modern mostly white buildings stood.

''Look and awe contestants, the battleground for your last challenge, The white city of Tel Aviv!'' Chris presented as the contestants got off the bus.

''Is it called the white city for obvious reasons?'' Brick asked.

''Indeed!'' Chris answered before he took a flyer out of nowhere. ''The white city of Tel Aviv was built by German Jews fleeing the rise of National socialism in…Well, Germany! They almost exclusively used the Bauhaus and International building styles to reflect on the futuristic visions these architects had. Also, The white city is a world heritage site!'' Chris cited what was written in the flyer.

''Hey, is this a competition or a documentary?'' Jo sarcastically interrupted Chris as she leant against the bus in utter boredom.

''You're right Jo! This is more something for History!'' Chris agreed as he closed the flyer and flung it away [10]. ''Anyway, the last challenge is one Duncan would've loved!''

''Does it involve arson?'' Dawn asked slightly disgusted.

''Does it involve theft?'' Brick asked similarly.

''No, it involves Duncan's third favorite act of vandalism, graffiti painting!'' Chris announced. ''Around the neighborhood, there are several walls marked by a square made of tape that must be tagged with the symbols of your team!'' Chef then handed the Pilots and the Travelers 2 red and 2 green spray cans respectively and they were given a foldable cardboard plate with holes resembling their team's logos. Chef then took a giant 6-armed menorah and placed it right beside Chris. Something odd about this menorah was that one arm was painted red and one arm painted green. ''This is a menorah, traditionally they are used during Hanukkah celebrations. But now, they serve to measure your progress in the challenge! Travelers, because of your win in the former challenge, you get a head start!'' Chris announced, and Chef lit one candle that stood on the green arm. ''So there are 6 tags spread around the neighborhood, and if the Troubled Travelers tag 3 of them or the Problematic Pilots tag 4 of them, they'll win the challenge along with the usual reward of 1st class for the winner, and the usual punishment of losing a teammate for the loser.''

''What happens if we run out of paint?'' Dawn asked.

''Then that team loses the challenge automatically!'' Chris responded. ''Must there be anything said before we begin the challenge?'' Chris asked as he rubbed his hands in anticipation.

''One thing.'' Jo said as she raised her arm. ''I'm not cleaning the mess up!'' Jo quipped.

''You won't have to if you don't get caught!'' Chris answered before he clapped his hands. ''The challenge begins now! Go!'' Chris yelled, which prompted the contestants to run off.


The Problematic Pilots were running through the streets of The white city, not having found any tags yet.

Anne Maria suddenly burst out into laughter. ''Look at that guy's beard!'' She said, pointing at a man in orthodox-Jewish clothing. ''That'd be really something for you! You know that?'' She directed at Sam while she leaned on the latter's shoulder laughing.

''You can't go by one day without insulting people can't you?'' Jo groaned.

''Right back at ya!'' Anne Maria shouted back. In the meantime, Sam followed to where the man was heading. He witnessed that he went into a synagogue, and in an alley right next to it was a tag mark.

''Hey! There's a mark!'' Sam exclaimed as he pointed to said mark before they sprinted towards the synagogue.

''This'll make us even with the Travelers!'' Jo stated confidently as she took out the spray paint as they walked past the front door of the synagogue. Jo's confidence faded though as a few similarly dressed men were staring very offended at Jo, as if they're already aware of what Jo was going to do. This ominous feeling also hit the other Pilots and they slowly walked away from the gaze of the rabbi.


(Confessional cam. Super Jewish telekinesis powers go!)

Sam: How did they knew what we were going to do? Was it because that can of red paint was a very obvious signal? Or was it thanks to some freakishly telekinetic power? 'He spins his fingers beside his temples while saying this' Don't call me offensive! I once read that Jewish people use 6% of their brains while other people uses only 5%!

(End Confessional cam.)


''How're we going to solve this?'' Jo demanded as the Pilots hid in an alley nearby.

''Chris deliberately placed the tag there! He knew that they would guard it!'' Dakota said.

''So we must lure them away. But with what.'' Sam pondered.

''I have an idea! I lure them away from the door, and when they're gone, you must spray it quickly! Understood?'' Jo asked from her team.

''Understood!'' Sam said, while the others nodded.

''Good! Now hand me a spray can!'' Jo demanded.

Jo ran towards the front door of the synagogue and stopped in front of the rabbi. The rabbi shot her the same offended stare but Jo remained calm this time and just had a cocky grin etched on her face. She then took the can out of her sweatshirt and walked over to the doorpost, she removed the cap and pretended to be close to spraying it, but before she could've done that, the rabbi and his accomplice stomped towards her, and Jo ran away from them. The 2 men followed Jo for a little while until they were tired of running and returned to their usual spots, where they found out that the tag mark had been sprayed with a plane's steering wheel in their absence.

''It's like taking acorns from a blind pig after all!'' Anne Maria chuckled as the other Pilots sneaked away from the scene.

''That isn't a very kosher remark!'' Sam lectured her slightly humored.


The Troubled Travelers had found themselves on a square near a large fountain.

''Hey, there it is!'' Brick gladly noted as he pointed at the tag mark on a monument that stood in the fountain.

Dawn placed her fingers on her chin. ''Hmm. I find it odd that it's so easy to access! Chris knowing he'd probably have laid down traps or similar compilations!''

''I'm going in!'' Brick announced determined, appearing as if he ignored Dawn's advice completely. Brick stepped into the ankle deep water and walked over to the tag mark. ''Good thing I'm always wearing boots!'' Brick told himself before he reached the tag. He placed the template on the tag and began spraying, but when he removed the template, we witnessed at a nearby water jet rinsed the spray paint away. Brick peeked into the hole where the jet of water came from and subsequently received a jet of water to the face.

''The paint was washed away once I applied it!'' Brick explained when he got back to his teammates. B offered him his jacket to dry his head off, which Brick accepted. While the cadet was drying his head off, he got an idea. ''Dawn, come along. B, you'll get your jacket back soon!'' Brick promised as Dawn and Brick ran back to the tag.

''You're having an idea.'' Dawn stated.

''Yes I have teammate! I'm going to spray the tag, and as soon as I remove the template, you'll have to cover it from the water jet with B's jacket! Do I copy?'' Brick asked. Dawn nodded. The cadet began to spray the tag again, which made Dawn cough. When Brick had removed the template, Dawn covered the tag up with B's jacket just in time for the water jet making her soaking wet in the process. She removed the jacket from the tag once the water jet had stopped and it turned out that the graffiti tag had come along nicely albeit a little blurred.

''Why didn't I see this coming?'' Dawn asked slightly grumpy as she handed the jacket to Brick, after which squeezed her hair out while the 2 walked back to B.

''Nobody's perfect!'' Brick replied.

''And that's why the higher powers had put us on earth!'' Dawn added.

''Yeah, sure.'' Brick hesitantly agreed as they stepped out of the water back on the pavement. Brick handed B his jacket back. The latter didn't seem to mind the jacket wet, but he pointed at a dried blurred mirror print of the Troubled Travelers logo while he casted an angry glare, explaining why the logo on the fountain was slightly blurred as well.

''B will send you the dry cleaner's bill!'' Dawn told Brick, slightly humored.


The Problematic Pilots had found their next tag to be in the foyer of a building.

''This should be easy! We just have to walk in and spray the darn thing!'' Anne Maria confidently said.

''Well, you have the most spray can spraying experience, so I'd say, go ahead!'' Jo convinced her. And in response, Anne Maria walked through the door with the spray can in her hand, but she was stopped by the security almost directly. Her spray can was taken from her and she was shoved outside when she'd tried to attack them.

''Why'd those pigs throw me out?'' Anne Maria wondered as she got off the ground.

''Maybe because it's very risky to let someone take spray paint into a museum?'' Sam guessed.

''What makes you think that this is a museum binary boy?'' Jo asked. And Sam pointed at the golden letters above the entrance that read 'Museum of Tel Aviv' in reply. ''Oh.'' Was all that Jo could bring out.

''What should we do now? We've lost half of our paint and if we walk in there again, we'll lose the other half!'' Dakota demanded from Jo, who began to think of a solution.

''Those stupid guards! Messing with my already messed up skin!'' Anne Maria grumbled, ignoring the conversation the others had as she took out her own spray can and began spraying herself. Jo got an idea off of this and grabbed their other spray can from Dakota.

''Hey, bronze berserker! Give me the label of your can!'' Jo demanded from Anne Maria, who ripped the label off and handed it to Jo.


(Confessional cam. Also known as the can cam.)

Sam: Jo's been really into nicknames again! Binary boy, bronze berserker, who's going to grow the guts to call her the Amazonian atrocity?

(End Confessional cam.)


Jo then snatched Anne Maria's spray can from her hands, twisted the cap off and took a teeny bit of spray, she then twisted the cap of the paint can off and put that little bit of fake tan under the head of the can. She then screwed both heads back on their respective can and handed them back to Anne Maria. ''Here, take it and spray that tag when no one's watching!'' Jo instructed Anne Maria as Jo handed her the can with paint bearing the label of Anne Maria's . She then strolled over to the entrance. As expected, she was stopped again by the security, but she sprayed the spray tan in the head of the can on her hand to fool them into believing that it was real spray tan. The guards shrugged and let her pass. The Problematic Pilots cheered very briefly at this. Anne Maria looked around to see if anyone was paying attention to her and was about to begin to spray until it hit her that she didn't have the template. The Pilots outside turned their head to witness that the template was still behind them.

''I admit, that was very, very stupid!'' Jo admitted to her team before they turned back to see Anne Maria improvising to duplicate the logo, which actually seemed to work. She was just done when the security noticed her and drover her off outside.

''I'm the master of graffiti art!'' Anne Maria shouted vividly as she was applauded by Sam and Dakota. Jo didn't seem all that impressed though.

''Yeah yeah, you're the best in spraying things, let it be yourself or a wall. Now let's get going!'' Jo hastily said before she ran off.


The Troubled Travelers stood beside a large and busy intersection.

''Team, we must split up to greaten our chances of finding the next tag!'' Brick suggested.

''Believe it or not Brick, I have a feeling that we won't have to look for the tag, because that it'll eventually come to us instead.'' Dawn countered.

''With all due respect Dawn, but that sounds a little bit ridiculous! How could that possibly be?'' Brick countered as politely as he possibly could.

''Maybe because it's on the back of that truck?'' Dawn answered as she pointed at a truck bearing what appeared to be a logo of a postal service which also had the tag mark on its side.

''Halt that truck!'' Brick yelled at his teammates as he was about to march off.

''But Brick, it's from the postal services, and I saw…'' Dawn tried to tell him. But the cadet was running after the truck already, unaware that B and Dawn stayed behind. ''…a postal office a little while ago.'' Dawn calmly finished before B and Dawn calmly walked towards said building.

The truck stopped in front of the post office after some time had passed. B and Dawn witnessed Brick arriving at the scene drenched in his own sweat and gasping like an overheated dog. Brick raised his finger as he wanted to ask something, but nothing came out of his mouth and he just kept on panting.

''To answer your question, you thought with your eyes instead of your mind.'' Dawn answered to what Brick was going to ask.

''I'm not being trained to think, I'm following the orders of people who think for me! That's what dad constantly told me before he sent me off!'' Brick said a little worn out, having stopped panting by now.

''Your father sounds like an awful man. Locking you up in a closet as punishment, not allowing you to think for yourself in your own home.'' Dawn told the cadet a little horrified.

''Nah, he isn't that bad once you get to know him!'' Brick illustrated as he placed the template on the tag mark and began to spray it.

''And at least your mother genuinely cares for you!'' Dawn said, perking up slightly.

The cadet nodded gladly. ''Ah, mom! I can't wait 'till she makes one of her famous leftover stews when I get home again! Vegetable soup-Broccoli chowder, hmm hmm!'' Brick dreamily said as he closed his eyes and imagined it before B tapped his shoulder to get his attention. When B got that attention, he pretended to tap a watch on his wrist.

''You're right B! No time to snooze off like that! Let's go! Ten hut!'' Brick shouted as the Travelers marched away from the scene.


The Problematic Pilots ran through an alley, desperately looking for their next tag mark.

''Come on, come on!'' Jo muttered slightly panicked as she frantically looked around in the hope of finding the next tag mark.

''Take it easy will you? You're giving me the chills with all that looking and runnin' around! And the latter gives me blisters in this shoes!'' Anne Maria complained.

Jo stopped running and turned to face her. ''Don't mind me, I'm just trying to beat the Troubled Travelers, who have a advantage we still haven't worked away!'' Jo responded before Brick came running around a corner and ran into her, knocking them both onto the ground. ''And speaking of the devils!'' Jo said as she got up.

''That's winning devils for you Jo!'' Brick responded as he stood up as well and dusted himself off. ''So, how's the hunt been going Jo?'' Brick wryly asked her.

''It has been better than your foot-eye coordination I suppose.'' Jo dryly responded.

''Walking into someone doesn't make you having bad foot-eye coordination directly!'' Brick defended.

''Guys.'' Sam intentionally interrupted them before any serious conflict could arise between the 2 again. ''I think I see a tag!'' Sam said while he looked up and pointed to the highest of a row balconies, where a tag mark indeed was placed.

''B, launch me up to the lowest balcony and go look if you can get into the building!'' Brick ordered B, who went to crouch down with his back against the wall while he cupped his hands, Brick ran towards B and the cadet placed his foot in B's cupped hands after which B launched Brick upwards. Brick banged his head to the balcony above the one he was launched upon and needed a moment to rub his head before he used a nearby ivy to climb up. B and Dawn ran off to see if there was another way to get up to the highest floor.

''Do the same with me and Dakota!'' Jo commanded Sam, who took a similar pose as B. Jo snatched the can with spray paint with the spray tan wrap from Anne Maria before they were launched onto the lowest balcony. Sam's launches weren't as powerful as B's and Dakota and Jo clamped themselves to the ledge and had to struggle not to fall back. Dakota lost grip and fell back but Jo managed to climb over.

''Now what I'm supposed to do?'' Dakota yelled. Sam ran off to find an alternative entry into the building as well, so she couldn't be launched upward anymore.

''Reflect the sunlight into Brick's face with your mirror!'' Jo hollered back before she began to climb to the top using a nearby rain pipe.


(Confessional cam. What do you call a rain pipe when rain never passes through?)

Jo: rain pipes in the desert? Tss! You can see these builders just came out of Europe when they built this neighborhood!

(End Confessional cam.)


Dakota hesitantly began an attempt to reflect the sunlight into Brick's eyes. The cadet had almost reached the top until Dakota had her mirror positioned right and directed the sunlight right into the cadet's eyes.

''Hey! Cut that out!'' Brick yelped as he covered his eyes up. Brick remained where he was as he didn't want to take the risk to fall down while he couldn't see where he was going.

''A darn shame Brick!'' Jo yelled at him as she passed him and almost had reached the top. ''But in love, war and challenges, everything is allowed that's not written in the rules!''

''You mean things like this?'' Brick replied as he used his dogtags to reflect the sunlight into Jo's eyes. The light shone Jo in the eyes in the unluckiest of times while she tried to reach the ledge of the balcony, catching her off guard and almost falling down if she hadn't grabbed the ledge of the balcony. Jo couldn't climb over as she had nothing to push herself up. Brick reached the top, climbed over the ledge that Jo failed was hanging on and looked down on her, grinning.

''What are you doing? Stop grinning like an idiot and help me up!'' Jo demanded as she dangled some 30 feet above the ground.

''I don't know Jo, will you push me off afterwards?'' Brick snidely asked.

''This is still about what happened in that lake isn't it?'' Jo replied.

''Correct!'' Brick responded. ''And I've been thinking, back on that assault course, you could've pulled me down when you saw that bar coming! But did you do that? No! I didn't even hear a single warning! Or even a single apology for not doing so!'' Brick scolded at Jo very confronting as he crouched down beside her hands.

''Brick, this isn't the best time. Help me up now, please!'' Jo begged as she began to panic now.

''I don't know Jo. I think that this is… A reflection, of what you deserved!'' Brick carelessly responded as he took the can of spray paint from his belt and unfolded the cardboard template he had under his shirt before he wanted to walk over to the tag mark.

''You'd be no better than her if you'd let her hang there, Brick!'' Dawn (Who returned to the scene along with Sam and B) yelled from the ground.

''And it would be very much against your code!'' Jo added.

Brick groaned and nodded disapprovingly at his own behavior. ''They're right!'' He muttered before he turned around witness Jo's fingers sliding off the edge.

''Help me out!'' Jo yelped as she was about to fall. Brick reacted quickly by lunging at her hands and managed to get one right after they had let go of the ledge. Brick pulled her up and onto the balcony while the other contestants cheered. Chris and Chef then came by in their 4X4, with the huge menorah in the back.

''Class-act rescue captain Canada!'' Chris yelled at Brick through a megaphone. ''But you could spray your team's last required tag mark instead of playing the hero and saving someone from the other team!''

''Brick, before you secure your win, let me give you this!'' Jo softly said as she pouted her lips and leaned towards Brick. Brick did the same as well and everyone awaited the moment that their lip would meet. But everyone not on the balcony became confused as Jo backed out at the last moment and stepped towards the wall. Brick wasn't aware of this and leaned so far forward that he fell over. He then saw that Jo was unfolding the template.

''Those are the kind of teen flings we need to get the ratings through the roof!'' Chris cheered.

''You only care about fame and not about one's feelings at all, don't you?'' Dakota disgustedly asked.

''Asks who? Miss Stick-to-the-screen!'' Chris retorted.

''I learned that lesson the hard way! Maybe you'll end up as a mutant as well!'' Dakota warned the host.

''He at least has the personality of one.'' Sam muttered.

''Jo?'' Brick confusedly muttered as he stood up.

''I made up my mind Brick. You are good, but winning is better!'' Jo explained as she was done unfolding the template and was about to spray the tag. She pushed the head but instead of red paint, a brown mist came out that didn't stick to the wall. ''What? But…'' Jo stuttered as she examined the spray can. She ripped the label and gasped in horror as she found out that the spray can wasn't the one filled with paint, it was one of Anne Maria's spray cans filled with fake tan instead.

''I already wondered if this was fake sunburn or something!'' Anne Maria said, the Problematic Pilots gasped.

''Step aside Jo.'' Brick stoically demanded. Jo groaned in anger and stepped aside. Brick placed the template and sprayed the tag mark, winning the challenge for his team.

''And the Travelers win today's episode!'' Chris announced, a tensioned silent remained after the announcement. ''What? No celebrations? Gee, you're all buzz killers! You know that?''


(Confessional cam. Downer victory for the Troubled Travelers, again after Spain, and both victories involved Brick.)

Jo: What a drag of a day! If I'd just kissed Brick and let him spray the tag, we would lose the challenge and Anne Maria would get booted! So all I had to do is throwing the challenge just once but no, I had to win again! And now I have to win Brick's trust all over again before I can use him again! And I thought it would go easy from Spain onwards!

(Static)

Brick: 'Sighs' I know that Jo's very competitive minded, but I don't want to like her anymore after she did all that! She's not crawling into my mind again! 'Firmly crosses his arms before he begins to cry' Oh why-hy-hy did she had to do that!

(Static)

Dawn: You got to tear that over-competitive drive down Jo! Or else it certainly won't end alright for you!

(Static)

Dakota: If I had my phone with me right now, it would be all over the web!

(End Confessional cam.)


The Problematic Pilots reported into the elimination room when the Total Drama Jumbo Jet was airborne again.

''Pilots, do I need to say anything? You lost! Go vote for someone to go!''


(Voting cam. Shalom means both goodbye and hello in Hebrew!)

Anne Maria: You do not mess with the Anne Maria! I might become a lot more before I become a hair stylist! Be assured of that! 'Puffs and carelessly votes Jo's passport' [11]

(Static)

Dakota: 'Votes Anne Maria's passport'

(Static)

Jo: I had to wait so long before I could do this! 'Stamps Anne Maria's passport'

(Static)

Sam: I'm going to be straight up about you…You were annoying. 'Stamps Anne Maria's passport'

(End Confessional cam.)


''The votes have been cast, and the first bags go to Sam, the gamer who didn't make a lot of videogame references today and Dakota, the retired screen hog!'' Chris announced as Chef handed them their peanuts.

''And this last bag goes to…'' Chris spoke before he took a few peanuts out of the lon bag sitting on the plate Chef held.

''The man's eating from your safety! He's that powefull!'' Chef taunted rather intimidating.

''…''

''…''

''…''

''…''

''…Jo!'' Chris finally spoke up after the silence. ''Fun's up Anne Maria, I wonder if anyone will miss you!''

''Oh, but you won't eliminate me if I show you this!'' Anne Maria said as she handed Chris Dakota's cell phone.

''Hey! That's my phone!'' Dakota scowled as she stomped over to Chris and Anne Maria.

''And you've been putting things on the internet about the show using YOUR phone! I thought that my treatment of Sierra back then knocked some sense into you regarding information sharing after I knocked her out of the plane!'' Chris angrily said after he checked Dakota's latest activities on her phone.

''But…''

''No buts! I disqualify you for busting the ratings by spoiling the show to the audience before the actual broadcasts!'' Chris announced. Dakota gasped saddened while Sam and Jo protested. ''Zip it! My decision is final!'' Chris shut them up, took Dakota's bag of nuts and handed them to Anne Maria. ''Chef! Ejection procedure!'' Chris called, Chef lifted a struggling Dakota up and placed her on the cross in front of The Pinball Plunger of Shame. She was then handed a parachute by an intern.

''Goodbye Sam! Win for me!'' Dakota sadly said as she waved slightly.

''I'll avenge you!'' Sam wailed before Chef pulled the lever and launched a screaming Dakota out of the jet, with Anne Maria waving very subtle yet indignant at her before the Pilots walked off, with Sam glaring intensely at Anne Maria.

''Will Sam get his revenge on Anne Maria? He probably will! This season isn't called Total Drama Vengeance for nothing! And will Brick and Jo reconcile their conflicting competitive relationship? See for yourself on the next episode of Total, DRAMA, VENG-EANCE!''


I bet you didn't like the ending. But on the bright side, I finally managed to update within a month! :D

[1] Both Lennon and Jackson are too big of music icons to be just blatantly ripped off in a parody!

[2] Possums crap out a green substance once they feign their deaths to raise the chance that predators leave them to be.

[3] In a Jewish service, males and females are meant to sit separated. And if the buildings the service is held in allows it, then females sit higher than the males to be slightly closer to God.

[4] This really works! Dead sea minerals have helped me when I had acne!

[5] But I have to remind you that it IS the Total Drama universe after all!

[6] Chris can sunbathe all he wants, but there are hardly any UV rays near the dead sea, making tanning there almost useless.

[7] Nearly direct copy of what Toad says in Super Mario Bros. 3.

[8] A dreidel is used in the aptly named 'dreidel game'.

[9] Chaim Witz was the former name of KISS lead singer Gene Simmons, who was born in Israel and eventually changed his name to the latter.

[10] History. The Canadian version of History channel.

[11] A Menorah is a candlestand able to hold 7 candles that each symbolize 1 day of Hanukkah.

[12] Reference to both the title and the premise of the movie You do not mess with the Zohan.

Teams:

Troubled Travelers: B. Brick and Dawn.

Problematic Pilots: Anne Maria. Jo and Sam.

Eliminated: Anne Maria (returned in Amsterdamned). Staci. Zoey. Cameron. Mike (Bailed out). Scott. Lightning. Dakota (Disqualified).

So, that was the Israel chapter! You probably don't like the ending of this one. But please, don't be mad! I'm just trying to make a decent story here, and you need drama for that!

Next episode: The aftermath! Do you have anything (Preferably relevant) to ask the eliminated cast? Submit your questions now!

Let's see if we can get to the 75 reviews, and then I would be very grateful!

Het boeit eigenlijk niet wat ik hier in het Nederlands neerzet, jullie denken toch wel dat het een afscheidsgroet is! Maar o wee als een Nederlander dit leest!

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