I'm so sorry! I know I promised to post one each weekend, but, you know, school sucks! And I tried posting this on Fanfiction the other day, but I couldn't upload a document for some reason…So, here it FINALLY is! :D

I MIGHT try to post more today! MIGHT. If I can. I also will try to finish the Truths and Dares…

Anyways, this one includes dancing, pretty colors, popular songs…And slash?

Oh, and this is an extension of chapter 14, so, the story isn't continuing, okay? This story has a LOT more chapters, so if you aren't interested now, I suggest that you stop reading.

THIS IS AN EXTREME NOTICE! NONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS INVOLVED IN THE STORY. THERE WILL BE REFERENCES FOR THE FUTURE, BUT NONE OF THIS IS STORY RELATED! ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T ORIGINALLY IN THE STORY AREN'T IN THE ACTUAL STORY! THESE ARE JUST CHAPTERS MADE FOR PURE AMUSEMENT! SO NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ACTUALLY INTERACTED WITH EACH OTHER!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts; this was purely fan-made and in no way should profit out of this.

I also do not own Sandallyx and Anyux. They were characters submitted by Zexion83, and I threw them into the story because that was what was desired.

However, I DO own Chance/Cenchax, and he cannot be used without my permission!


Part 12: That's What It's All About

I CANNOT emphasize this enough. Before you reading this part, READ THE EXTREME NOTICE AT THE TOP!

"You put your left foot in…!" Rose began singing, her arm around Sora. He smiled, and put his left foot in. "You put your left foot out…!" Rose continued, putting her foot out. Sora mirrored her movements.

"You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about…!" Rose continued, shaking her foot. Sora did the same. Then, in unison, they sang, while pointing their fingers in the air, moving them up and down, and turning in a circle, " You do the Holky Polky and you turn yourself around…!"

Three regular claps.

"That's what it's…!"

One clap underneath a raised leg.

"All…!"

Another regular clap.

"About!"

They raised a pointed finger each into the air, eyes closed in pride and triumphed. Everyone clapped unenthusiastically.

"Do I wish to ask why…?" Zexion muttered.

"Yes, you wish to ask why!" Rose exclaimed.

"Okay…Why?"

"Because, THIS Dare is very, very dancy and singy! SANDALLYX!"

Said female leapt to her feet at the call of her name. "Honestly, why don't you just stand up there with everyone?" Marluxia asked. "You get to your feet so much…doesn't it seem more sensible…?"

"…No, not really…Anyways, my FINAL Dare is to see someone here do the Caramelldansen on YouTube, and the entire Organization do the Holky Polky on YouTube!"

"So, who's the lucky person doing the Caramell?" Luxord asked.

"After much thought on my behalf…" Rose explained, "and after much consideration…I have chosen…"

Suspense…

More suspense…

EVEN more suspense…

Too much suspense…

Way too much suspe-

"ALRIGHT, JUST TELL US ALREADY!" Zexion snapped.

"Okay, okay, fine! Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy!"

"But…" Sora exclaimed, his eyes wide. "You promised that Kairi and Riku wouldn't find out!"

"I got it all figured out, Sora! We will bla-I MEAN convince them very nicely to Caramell for us, in separate green rooms! Then, later on-line, we'll edit the video up to make it look like all of you are in the same room! Also, do any of them have YouTube accounts?"

"No, Kairi doesn't want one, Goofy and Donald don't go on YouTube very often, and Riku thinks it's really, really stupid to get an account…"

"Then it'll be matured, so that only people with accounts can see it! That way, they'll never have to see it! And, even if, for some reason, they get an account, we're going to delete in a few hours! Also, it won't be called 'Caramell' or 'Holky Polky', or 'Sora, Riku, Organization XIII, Kairi, Goofy, Donald' or 'Dance', so even if they type in those words, they won't find it. It's going to be called, 'Yaoi for All Ages' so that no one will want to look at it!"

Sora stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do…

"It's fool-proof, Sora! They can NOT find it! At all! PLEASE?!"

Sora still looked unsure. Rose took his moment of hesitation to try and seal the deal. She went on her knees, and took a light grip on his shorts. She looked up at him with the look of a kitten who had been tormented to the brink of going hysterical with sadness. Her eyes pleaded him, and she looked helplessly up at him. "…Please…?" she begged in the smallest, quietest voice she could manage.

Sora felt his face heat up. The only girl he had ever been this close to before was Kairi…And he wasn't used to that kind of attention…

He sighed in defeat. He knew there was no use arguing. "Alright…"

"I LOVE YOU!" Rose shouted, leaping to her feet and giving Sora a kiss. Sora blushed again, still confused.

"Don't confuse the poor boy…" Zexion sighed.

Rose put her arms around Sora, one leg propped. She looked at Zexion in a foxy manner. "Jealous?"

Zexion crossed his arms, no emotion shining in his beautiful blue eye. "You wish…"

Rose sighed, taking one arm off or Sora and slumping. "I can dream, can't I…?" Then, she clapped her hands together. "Alright, this is going to be held two COMPLETELY different ways!"

Sora looked at her, alarmed. "But, what…Huh, but I thou-!"

"SO, LET US PROCEED!

WHAT THE FANGIRLS SEE:

Sora nervously walked into the room. He didn't like the idea of not knowing what was going on. "Rose, when are you going to tell me what's going on…?"

"NEVER! Now, go into the room, or I'll BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!"

"HUH?!"

"I'm kidding, you little uke, you!"

Sora blushed again. Uke? He wasn't uke!

Well, maybe…To one person…Maybe…Sora blushed even harder as his mind was filled with silver hair and aqua eyes…I'm just glad he isn't here…I think I'd die in embarrassment.

He opened the door. He looked up. A small section of him died inside.

Standing in the doorway, back against the opposite wall, was none other than Riku. The same pair of silver eyes and the same locks of silver hair that Sora had envisioned earlier lay neatly across his head. Oh, god, what is Riku…?

Riku looked up. Surprise lit up in his eyes. "Sora? What are you doing here?"

Sora looked away; suddenly shy around his best friend. "I, er…Don't know…?"

"You weren't dragged here by that girl?"

Sora, putting on his dense guise, looked around, confusion feigned on his face. "There's a girl here?"

Riku rolled his eyes. He walked over to Sora. "So, we both end up in the same place, at the same time, in the same room, having no clue what's going on…"

Sora winced. He could tell that Riku wasn't pleased. "…and you expect me to believe that you have no clue what's going on…?" Riku finished, coldly. "I heard that girl. You were talking to her. What do you know…?"

Sora stared into Riku's eyes, wanting to run away and hide. He had never planned on telling Riku anything. Rose had lied…She lied about everything…She knew this was going to happen! She set this up! Instead of anger, however, he only felt despair that Riku was going to find out that Sora had agreed to something like this without consulting his best friend…And that he agreed to be some person's stupid boyfriend or whatever…Tears welled up in his brilliant blue eyes, and though Sora knew that Riku couldn't see them, he wished that Riku could…

He didn't want to hide anymore. He wanted Riku to know everything, because his best friend had a right to know. The most important person in his life had a right to know…

He poured the entire story onto Riku; how Cenchax had kidnapped him, how he had let Rose and Cenchax treat him like a temporary boyfriend, the dress Dare, the Truths he answered, and finally, how Rose had tricked him into going into this room. Riku looked down at his friend, an unreadable expression on his face the entire time.

Then, when Sora had finished, Riku's eyes betrayed a look of hurt. "You weren't going to tell me…?" Riku asked.

Pain filled Sora's heart as he was forced to look up into the aqua eyes he had come to lo…admire. "Well…No…But, you weren't supposed to find out…"

"But why? Sora, you're my best friend! Why would you hide something from me?"

Sora blushed a darker shade of red. He looked away. He didn't want Riku to know the true reason…

Riku saw him look away. His strong hands landed on Sora's shoulders. "Sora, why?" he asked, in a more urgent and demanding tone.

Sora leaned away. Riku was too close for comfort…

Riku's eyes narrowed. He shook Sora angrily. "Sora, tell me the truth!"

Sora cracked under the pressure.

"Okay, okay! I didn't want to tell you because I'd get embarrassed!" Sora shouted, leaning away as far as he could in Riku's grip.

He could feel the aqua eyes boring into him, even with his eyes closed. "But…Why would you get embarrassed…?"

Riku just HAD to ask that question…But Sora was done hiding behind lies.

"Because…I…Like you, a lot…Riku…"

Riku's hands didn't move. Sora felt the silverette's entire body stiffen up. Sora winced again, feelings his feelings break. He waited for Riku to tell him off…To say he didn't matter…That he liked Kairi…That he wasn't gay…Sora was ready. He knew what he was up against…He knew, for once, what to prepare for…

He opened his eyes into narrow slips. Riku was leaning, his eyes closed. As he got closer and closer, Sora's eyes gradually grew wider. By the time lips had hit lips, Sora's eyes were at their largest. A light pink flushed Riku's pale face, while Sora's tanner skin was dark with shock. He stood there, staring at the closed eyes in front of him, unable to react.

Riku pulled away, and pulled Sora into a sweet embrace. "Sora…" he murmured, running his fingers through the brunette hair.

"R-Riku…?" Sora asked hesitantly. "Why did you…?"

"Because I like you to…A lot…More than I should…"

Sora froze. His heart was beating so fast, he felt as though it had completely stopped. His eyes half-closed in dreaminess…This was a scene that he had only imagined, and he never thought it could be real…"Riku…"

Riku pulled away and gave Sora another kiss. This time, Sora didn't stand there stiffly. He returned the kiss, eyes closed. He didn't make an attempt to move anything else…He was content to stay this way forever…

But Riku had other plans. He was suddenly rushing Sora forward, towards the wall. Brilliant blue oases flew open. "R-Riku…!" he muttered in alarm.

"Shh…I'll be careful…" Riku murmured, his breath hot on Sora's already-heated ear.

"Wha-What about Rose…? What if she…?" Sora didn't want to share this moment with anyone…Least of all the girl who tricked him…

Then again, if it weren't for Rose, neither of them would've done the things they had done…

A Devil's smile stretched across Riku's face, a perfect fit. Sora thought that he should always be the Devil…Sora could be the innocent angel…"We have to thank Rose for this…She likes that boy on boy stuff? Well, let's give her a treat…"

Sora wished that he could resist, but it felt so good to have Riku so close…

HOLD UP!

"BUT, COME ON!" Rose shouts to the audience. The scene with Riku and Sora disappeared, leaving Rose standing alone. "None of that actually happened! I may be mean, but I promised Sora that Riku would never find out, and I ALWAYS keep promises! Besides, you stupid fangirls! Riku and Sora don't like each other, you silly-heads!

"Now, if you wanna know what REALLY happened…"

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The videos went up without a single hitch. No sexual attempts were made. No raping, no Sora and Riku fluff, not even a tiny grumble from Zexion about how unfair life was. The videos came out great. Rose remixed it a few times. First, it was just Riku, doing the Caramell with a scowl on his face. His background was aqua. Next came Kairi, who was smiling lightly, but it was obvious that she didn't want to be there. Her background was pink with strawberries for no apparent reason. Donald was, for once, having a good time, and danced without a complaint; it wasn't as if Disney was forcing him to do something embarrassing! His background was dark blue. Goofy looked like he was having fun, with a golden yellow background. And Sora, though reluctant at first, was put upbeat by the music, and soon his sheepish grin turned into a Chocobo Face as he danced. Rose leapt in to join him at one point, and their background was rainbow. They remixed it up a few times. Sora danced with both Donald and Goofy at one point, then with Kairi, and then with Riku. Kairi danced with Sora and Riku, and then just Riku, and then just Sora. Riku danced with Goofy and Donald, too, and Donald and Goofy got their own section for themselves. The last few verses of the song, all five of them did the Caramell together, lights flashing, and effects flying.

SORA AND RIKU DID NOT KISS. That never happened, and it never will, because they do not like each other. Not even a little bit. They're JUST FRIENDS.

The Organization did the Holky Polky, too. Xemnas had a background of dark, wavy silver. His expression varied from happy to embarrassed to serious, depending on who he was dancing with. Xigbar had black with dark violet circles that looked like little galaxies. His expression was either serious, or happy, depending on who he was dancing with. Xaldin's was dark navy with silver winds slicing through it. His expression was always…expressionless. Vexen's was dark green with bright green bubbles and chips of ice. His expression varied from serious to happy, depending on who he was dancing with. Lexaeus's was dark orange with dark gray boulders. His expression always wore a sheepish smile. Zexion's was the same shade of blue as his eyes, and had black swirls of darkness covering it. His expression was either an 'I-Don't-Care' expression, or a hyper one, depending on whether Rose had just asked him to chipper up or not. Saix had a bright blue background, with half-moons, a creamy shade of silver. He either was happy or serious, depending on who he was dancing with. Axel's background was basically red with flame streaks. He always looked happy, though when he danced with a few people, he had the slight look of an expression that said, 'Please, don't kill me…' Demyx's was bright blue, with darker blue bubbles. He ALWAYS looked hyper. Luxord's was black with white cards that had the suits on them. It also had dark gray streaks running through it. He usually looked happy, though a serious expression came on his face every once in a while. Marluxia's was dark green with pink petals. He looked happy always. Larxene's was dark blue with bright yellow lightning bolts. She always looked happy, for once. Roxas's was a black with whitish yellow lights. He always looked happy. And, finally, Cenchax's was dark magenta with purple and pink psychic bubbles. He always looked hyper, too.

Rose threw herself in there, always hyper, with a rainbow background. She remixed them all together many times, but there are too many combinations to list.

And that's all that happened. No slash, no yaoi, no shounen-ai, no nothing. Disappointed? DEAL WITH IT. It's called life.


I know how disappointed you are. I feel your pain.

No. No I don't.

Just a quick note: I WILL be torturing you all a LOT with hints of spoilers and teasing moments like this.

So, if you don't like it, just press the little 'X' button in the corner! :D

I just thought you ought to know.

Oh, and by the way, I wanted to put music notes next to the text when me and Sora were singing, but, unfortunately, I guess symbols won't work on fanfiction...

~Cat's Eye