A/N: It was brought to my attention that I forgot Mad-Eye in the previous chapter, and yes, I suppose I did. But afterwards I was thinking about it, and Mad-Eye wasn't really their teacher, that was Barty Crouch Jr. And, as I think he was given the Dementor's Kiss, he would have been able to join it anyway.

Marauder's Chat Room

moonythemagnificent has joined the chat.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes has joined the chat.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey Moony?

moonythemagnificent: Yeah?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Why is there a Marauder's Chat Room?

moonythemagnificent: Didn't you make it?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No...

moonythemagnificent: Are you sure?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, I made a chat room without knowing it. Of course I'm sure!

moonythemagnificent: Why would anyone make a Marauder's Chat Room anyway?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, why would they?

moonythemagnificent: Would I have asked you if I knew?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes.

moonythemagnificent: No I wouldn't.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, you would have.

moonythemagnificent: Why would I do that?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, remember Hogwarts? When you'd ask me Potions questions that I obviously didn't know, but you did know.

moonythemagnificent: That was for studying purposes.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: So? It's still a question that you asked me that you knew already. I seem to be proving you wrong a lot lately.

moonythemagnificent: We seem to have strayed off topic. Why is there A Marauder Chat Room?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I thought I told you already, I don't know. If I did, I'd tell you. But, I don't so I can't. Fancy to venture a guess?

moonythemagnificent: Did you start it?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.

moonythemagnificent: Are you sure?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, Moony. I admit it. I actually started this chat room in a desperate attempt to get you to talk to me again. sniffles You seem to be ignoring me!

moonythemagnificent: Really?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.

moonythemagnificent: You're overly sarcastic.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It's not my fault that sarcasm seems to be a foreign language to you.

moonythemagnificent: Yes, Padfoot. Sarcasm is a 'foreign language' to me. Of course.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was right again!

moonythemagnificent: That was sarcasm.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No it wasn't.

moonythemagnificent: Yeah, it was.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.

moonythemagnificent: I'd think that I'd know the tone of my voice better than you.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That's all good for you, but you don't use your voice in the chat room. You type.

moonythemagnificent: That was sarcastic typing.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No it wasn't.

moonythemagnificent: Fine, if you're convinced that it wasn't sarcastic, you go ahead and think that.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Are you talking down to me?

moonythemagnificent: No.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Because, if I may remind you, I'm taller than you! So you can't talk down to me!

moonythemagnificent: Firstly, it's a saying. You don't actual talk down to them. Secondly, you are not!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, by like two inches.

moonythemagnificent: No, you're only taller than me when you're wearing your high heels!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?! I do not wear high heels!

moonythemagnificent: You do, I've seen you in them!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: C'mon! That was 7th year! I was drunk!

moonythemagnificent: So? You still put them on.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It's not my fault that you and James thought that it'd be funny to trick a drunk Padfoot into dressing like a girl...

moonythemagnificent: And it wasn't our fault that you, firstly, got drunk and, secondly, can't hold your liquor well.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: But you took advantage of my inebriated state!

moonythemagnificent: Where'd you learn that word?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: The back of a shampoo bottle.

moonythemagnificent: Why would the word 'inebriated' be on the back of a shampoo bottle?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, ask the shampoo makers.

moonythemagnificent: Why were you reading the back of a shampoo bottle in the first place?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

moonythemagnificent: What did we learn about your, supposed, 'good ideas'?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That they weren't good ideas?

moonythemagnificent: Exactly.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: But, c'mon, how much harm could reading the back of a shampoo bottle do?

moonythemagnificent: You tell me that when your eyeballs fall out.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Wait, what? What about my eyeballs Moony?!

moonythemagnificent: Now they're going to fall out.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Noooooooooooo! Not my b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l eyes!

moonythemagnificent: Conceited, much?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You're joking, aren't you Moony? Aren't you?

moonythemagnificent: Yeah.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Good...

moonythemagnificent: At least, I think I'm joking...

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?!

moonythemagnificent: That was a joke too, Padfoot.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Well it wasn't very funny.

moonythemagnificent: Oh, it was. The humor just seems to be lost on you.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It wasn't funny...

moonythemagnificent: What ever you say, Padfoot.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: smug look

moonythemagnificent: Look smug all you want, I'm not the one who decided to dress like a woman.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I didn't decide to! You all tricked me!

moonythemagnificent: That we did. smug look

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You're not allowed to look smug!

moonythemagnificent: And why is that?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You just aren't.

moonythemagnificent: And this could be because I just bested you in an argument?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You didn't best me!

moonythemagnificent: Ah, dear Padfoot. I did.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.

moonythemagnificent: Don't be petulant.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not.

moonythemagnificent: And don't lie, either.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not!

moonythemagnificent: What did say about lying?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Shut it.

moonythemagnificent: Don't talk to me that way!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I hate you, Mommy!

moonythemagnificent: I will not be spoken to that way!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes you will!

moonythemagnificent: Go to your room, young man!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No! I want to move in with daddy!

moonythemagnificent: Go then! Write me when you get there!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I will!

moonythemagnificent: Fine then!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What was that?

moonythemagnificent: I... I don't know.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gasp Remus doesn't know something!

moonythemagnificent: I'm not omnipotent.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Omni- what?

moonythemagnificent: It means that I don't know everything.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, yes you do.

moonythemagnificent: No, I don't.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Fine, you know the important things.

moonythemagnificent: And what would you term as the 'important things'?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, important things.

moonythemagnificent: Yes, that really helps.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Good.

moonythemagnificent: I don't even want know. Doubtlessly, it'll be something that I could do without.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yup.

moonythemagnificent: Hm.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Heh heh heh.

moonythemagnificent: Did you giggle?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No...

moonythemagnificent: So first you wear high heels and now you giggle?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I didn't wear them of my own choice! And I didn't giggle!

moonythemagnificent: You wrote 'heh heh heh'.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That was a masculine chuckle.

moonythemagnificent: Masculine chuckles don't go 'heh heh heh'.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes they do.

moonythemagnificent: Fine, you chuckled a masculine chuckle. Happy Siriusana?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes. Wait, what?

moonythemagnificent: If you're going to be a girl, you need a girly name to go along with it.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not a girl...

moonythemagnificent: Yes, sulking will convince me otherwise.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: HEY! I'm not the one who PMS's every month!

moonythemagnificent: What? How do I PMS?!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Pre Moon Syndrome. Heh heh heh...

moonythemagnificent: Yeah, well. You giggled again!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It was a masculine chuckle, Remusatrix.

moonythemagnificent: What type of name is that?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I don't know! It was hard to think up a name...

moonythemagnificent: If you ever have children, I pity them.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey! No one in my family is a good namer...

moonythemagnificent: That much I can tell due to names like 'Sirius' and 'Regulus'.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: My name's better than yours!

moonythemagnificent: Noooo. You're named after stars!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes, stars. One day, I will be famous.

moonythemagnificent: One day? Hate to break it to you Padfoot, but you're already famous. Just for the wrong reasons.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out tongue

moonythemagnificent: sticks out tongue

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks tongue out further

moonythemagnificent: sticks tongue out further than Padfoot

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: cuts off Moony's tongue Ha! Now I have your tongue! I win!

moonythemagnificent: ... I can cut bits of you that isn't your tongue.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gives Moony back his tongue Heh heh heh, here you go.

moonythemagnificent: Thank you.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was having fun watching your tongue hang there twitching.

moonythemagnificent: How was it twitching if you cut it off?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was making it twitch.

moonythemagnificent: Weirdo.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out tongue

moonythemagnificent: I am not starting that again. cuts off Sirius's tongue

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?

moonythemagnificent: I caught you unawares that time! Aha!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Meany. :(

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forgeweasley has joined the chat.

gredweasley: We're very disappointed-

forgeweasley: in you two.

gredweasley: Not once have you-

forgeweasley: discussed a prank.

moonythemagnificent: What did you think we did with our time? Sat around discussing pranks?

gredweasley: We were-

forgeweasley: hoping.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Tell you what, I'll tell you one anyway.

gredweasley: Really?

forgeweasley: Thanks-

gredweasley: Sirius!

moonythemagnificent: No you will not.

forgeweasley: Awwww c'mon Professor!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah! C'mon Moony! puppydog eyes Please?

gredweasley: Yeah, please? puppydog eyes

forgeweasley: puppydog eyes

moonythemagnificent: No.

gredweasley: Can you convince him, Sirius?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm afraid not. Moony's word is law.

forgeweasley: Damn, c'mon then, twin of mine.

gredweasley:(

forgeweasley:(

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padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Awww, see Moony? You made the twins sad...

moonythemagnificent: I'll not have you corrupt them.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: puppydog eyes

moonythemagnificent: That didn't work on me during school and it won't work on me now.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Damn.

moonythemagnificent: Language.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out... wait...

moonythemagnificent: What?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey Moony?

moonythemagnificent: Yeah?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Can I have my tongue back?

moonythemagnificent: Sure. gives Sirius back his tongue

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yay! puts back in tongue

moonythemagnificent: Happy?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Very.

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A/N: Yeah, the whole fight when Sirius called Remus 'Mommy' is actually based on a few fights I've had with my mum.

Okay, two things.

One, sorry about the lack of characters. But Sirius and Remus are awesome, so I hope you'll forgive me.

Secondly, I've kind of run dry of ideas, could you tell? Anyway, if anyone has an idea that they think would be a good topic for a chat room, I'd love to hear it. You would be credited.