A/N: It was brought to my attention that I forgot Mad-Eye in the previous chapter, and yes, I suppose I did. But afterwards I was thinking about it, and Mad-Eye wasn't really their teacher, that was Barty Crouch Jr. And, as I think he was given the Dementor's Kiss, he would have been able to join it anyway.
Marauder's Chat Room
moonythemagnificent has joined the chat.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes has joined the chat.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey Moony?
moonythemagnificent: Yeah?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Why is there a Marauder's Chat Room?
moonythemagnificent: Didn't you make it?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No...
moonythemagnificent: Are you sure?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, I made a chat room without knowing it. Of course I'm sure!
moonythemagnificent: Why would anyone make a Marauder's Chat Room anyway?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, why would they?
moonythemagnificent: Would I have asked you if I knew?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes.
moonythemagnificent: No I wouldn't.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, you would have.
moonythemagnificent: Why would I do that?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, remember Hogwarts? When you'd ask me Potions questions that I obviously didn't know, but you did know.
moonythemagnificent: That was for studying purposes.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: So? It's still a question that you asked me that you knew already. I seem to be proving you wrong a lot lately.
moonythemagnificent: We seem to have strayed off topic. Why is there A Marauder Chat Room?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I thought I told you already, I don't know. If I did, I'd tell you. But, I don't so I can't. Fancy to venture a guess?
moonythemagnificent: Did you start it?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.
moonythemagnificent: Are you sure?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, Moony. I admit it. I actually started this chat room in a desperate attempt to get you to talk to me again. sniffles You seem to be ignoring me!
moonythemagnificent: Really?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.
moonythemagnificent: You're overly sarcastic.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It's not my fault that sarcasm seems to be a foreign language to you.
moonythemagnificent: Yes, Padfoot. Sarcasm is a 'foreign language' to me. Of course.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was right again!
moonythemagnificent: That was sarcasm.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No it wasn't.
moonythemagnificent: Yeah, it was.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.
moonythemagnificent: I'd think that I'd know the tone of my voice better than you.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That's all good for you, but you don't use your voice in the chat room. You type.
moonythemagnificent: That was sarcastic typing.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No it wasn't.
moonythemagnificent: Fine, if you're convinced that it wasn't sarcastic, you go ahead and think that.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Are you talking down to me?
moonythemagnificent: No.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Because, if I may remind you, I'm taller than you! So you can't talk down to me!
moonythemagnificent: Firstly, it's a saying. You don't actual talk down to them. Secondly, you are not!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah, by like two inches.
moonythemagnificent: No, you're only taller than me when you're wearing your high heels!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?! I do not wear high heels!
moonythemagnificent: You do, I've seen you in them!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: C'mon! That was 7th year! I was drunk!
moonythemagnificent: So? You still put them on.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It's not my fault that you and James thought that it'd be funny to trick a drunk Padfoot into dressing like a girl...
moonythemagnificent: And it wasn't our fault that you, firstly, got drunk and, secondly, can't hold your liquor well.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: But you took advantage of my inebriated state!
moonythemagnificent: Where'd you learn that word?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: The back of a shampoo bottle.
moonythemagnificent: Why would the word 'inebriated' be on the back of a shampoo bottle?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I dunno, ask the shampoo makers.
moonythemagnificent: Why were you reading the back of a shampoo bottle in the first place?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
moonythemagnificent: What did we learn about your, supposed, 'good ideas'?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That they weren't good ideas?
moonythemagnificent: Exactly.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: But, c'mon, how much harm could reading the back of a shampoo bottle do?
moonythemagnificent: You tell me that when your eyeballs fall out.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Wait, what? What about my eyeballs Moony?!
moonythemagnificent: Now they're going to fall out.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Noooooooooooo! Not my b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l eyes!
moonythemagnificent: Conceited, much?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You're joking, aren't you Moony? Aren't you?
moonythemagnificent: Yeah.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Good...
moonythemagnificent: At least, I think I'm joking...
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?!
moonythemagnificent: That was a joke too, Padfoot.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Well it wasn't very funny.
moonythemagnificent: Oh, it was. The humor just seems to be lost on you.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It wasn't funny...
moonythemagnificent: What ever you say, Padfoot.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: smug look
moonythemagnificent: Look smug all you want, I'm not the one who decided to dress like a woman.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I didn't decide to! You all tricked me!
moonythemagnificent: That we did. smug look
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You're not allowed to look smug!
moonythemagnificent: And why is that?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You just aren't.
moonythemagnificent: And this could be because I just bested you in an argument?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: You didn't best me!
moonythemagnificent: Ah, dear Padfoot. I did.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No.
moonythemagnificent: Don't be petulant.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not.
moonythemagnificent: And don't lie, either.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not!
moonythemagnificent: What did say about lying?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Shut it.
moonythemagnificent: Don't talk to me that way!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I hate you, Mommy!
moonythemagnificent: I will not be spoken to that way!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes you will!
moonythemagnificent: Go to your room, young man!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No! I want to move in with daddy!
moonythemagnificent: Go then! Write me when you get there!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I will!
moonythemagnificent: Fine then!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What was that?
moonythemagnificent: I... I don't know.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gasp Remus doesn't know something!
moonythemagnificent: I'm not omnipotent.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Omni- what?
moonythemagnificent: It means that I don't know everything.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, yes you do.
moonythemagnificent: No, I don't.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Fine, you know the important things.
moonythemagnificent: And what would you term as the 'important things'?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, important things.
moonythemagnificent: Yes, that really helps.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Good.
moonythemagnificent: I don't even want know. Doubtlessly, it'll be something that I could do without.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yup.
moonythemagnificent: Hm.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Heh heh heh.
moonythemagnificent: Did you giggle?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No...
moonythemagnificent: So first you wear high heels and now you giggle?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I didn't wear them of my own choice! And I didn't giggle!
moonythemagnificent: You wrote 'heh heh heh'.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: That was a masculine chuckle.
moonythemagnificent: Masculine chuckles don't go 'heh heh heh'.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes they do.
moonythemagnificent: Fine, you chuckled a masculine chuckle. Happy Siriusana?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes. Wait, what?
moonythemagnificent: If you're going to be a girl, you need a girly name to go along with it.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm not a girl...
moonythemagnificent: Yes, sulking will convince me otherwise.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: HEY! I'm not the one who PMS's every month!
moonythemagnificent: What? How do I PMS?!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Pre Moon Syndrome. Heh heh heh...
moonythemagnificent: Yeah, well. You giggled again!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: It was a masculine chuckle, Remusatrix.
moonythemagnificent: What type of name is that?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I don't know! It was hard to think up a name...
moonythemagnificent: If you ever have children, I pity them.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey! No one in my family is a good namer...
moonythemagnificent: That much I can tell due to names like 'Sirius' and 'Regulus'.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: My name's better than yours!
moonythemagnificent: Noooo. You're named after stars!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yes, stars. One day, I will be famous.
moonythemagnificent: One day? Hate to break it to you Padfoot, but you're already famous. Just for the wrong reasons.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out tongue
moonythemagnificent: sticks out tongue
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks tongue out further
moonythemagnificent: sticks tongue out further than Padfoot
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: cuts off Moony's tongue Ha! Now I have your tongue! I win!
moonythemagnificent: ... I can cut bits of you that isn't your tongue.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: gives Moony back his tongue Heh heh heh, here you go.
moonythemagnificent: Thank you.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was having fun watching your tongue hang there twitching.
moonythemagnificent: How was it twitching if you cut it off?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I was making it twitch.
moonythemagnificent: Weirdo.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out tongue
moonythemagnificent: I am not starting that again. cuts off Sirius's tongue
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What?
moonythemagnificent: I caught you unawares that time! Aha!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Meany. :(
gredweasley has joined the chat.
forgeweasley has joined the chat.
gredweasley: We're very disappointed-
forgeweasley: in you two.
gredweasley: Not once have you-
forgeweasley: discussed a prank.
moonythemagnificent: What did you think we did with our time? Sat around discussing pranks?
gredweasley: We were-
forgeweasley: hoping.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Tell you what, I'll tell you one anyway.
gredweasley: Really?
forgeweasley: Thanks-
gredweasley: Sirius!
moonythemagnificent: No you will not.
forgeweasley: Awwww c'mon Professor!
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah! C'mon Moony! puppydog eyes Please?
gredweasley: Yeah, please? puppydog eyes
forgeweasley: puppydog eyes
moonythemagnificent: No.
gredweasley: Can you convince him, Sirius?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm afraid not. Moony's word is law.
forgeweasley: Damn, c'mon then, twin of mine.
gredweasley:(
forgeweasley:(
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padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Awww, see Moony? You made the twins sad...
moonythemagnificent: I'll not have you corrupt them.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: puppydog eyes
moonythemagnificent: That didn't work on me during school and it won't work on me now.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Damn.
moonythemagnificent: Language.
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: sticks out... wait...
moonythemagnificent: What?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey Moony?
moonythemagnificent: Yeah?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Can I have my tongue back?
moonythemagnificent: Sure. gives Sirius back his tongue
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yay! puts back in tongue
moonythemagnificent: Happy?
padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Very.
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A/N: Yeah, the whole fight when Sirius called Remus 'Mommy' is actually based on a few fights I've had with my mum.
Okay, two things.
One, sorry about the lack of characters. But Sirius and Remus are awesome, so I hope you'll forgive me.
Secondly, I've kind of run dry of ideas, could you tell? Anyway, if anyone has an idea that they think would be a good topic for a chat room, I'd love to hear it. You would be credited.
