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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Twelve
Set Fire to the Steak
The host is standing in the main lodge and Zess T is cooking in the background. The host smiles and begins the recap. "Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers had to face their worst fears. Some of them succeeded, while others failed. In the end the Fat Fireflowers ended up winning the challenge and Waluigi was eliminated. With Waluigi gone, the Poison Mushrooms are practically split in half. Will the campers heat it up? Will Prince Mush and Toadette ever share another romantic moment? Will Pauline stop talking so much in these episodes? Find out tonight in the most shocking campfire ceremony ever on Mario… Total… Drama… Island."
The opening sequence begins
The first scene starts off in front of the Fat Fireflowers cabin with Prince Mush gazing at Toadette from afar. Janette walks up to him and sits next to him.
"Hey Prince Mush, okay, this needs to stop!" Janette states.
"What?" Prince Mush asks while scratching the top of his mushroom cap.
Janette says, "You've liked her since the first day here and you guys haven't made any progress from that! I'm pretty sure she's over her ex now, and if you don't ask her out soon, so help me I will-"
"I just wish she wasn't so… perfect…" Prince Mush confesses.
"Perfect?" Janette laughs. "Dude, build up your confidence."
"Uh, I'm confident. Compare me to Koops." Prince Mush says as Janette points over Koops talking on the phone with his girlfriend.
"At least he has a girlfriend!" Janette replies.
Prince Mush gets up and rolls his eyes. "What am I supposed to do?"
"Wait for a moment where she's alone and win her over! Be romantic! Girls love romance!" Janette instructs.
"Uh, how can I be romantic on this crummy old island?" Prince Mush asks while pointing to a shark sun tanning right near their cabin.
"Boo moved a bunch of rocks on that waterfall deep in the woods to make it in the shape of a heart for Bow. Do something like that, and I'm sure you'll be fine!"
"Fine, let's make a deal, if our team wins this challenge I'll romance it up with Toadette. I'll plan a dinner or something." Prince Mush states.
"Okay, and if we lose, the whole team gets to vote you off!" Janette states.
Prince Mush's eyes widen.
All the campers are in the main lodge, except Birdo. The camera pans over to the Poison Mushroom's table. There is a clear division among the entire team. Peach, Mona, and Bow are sitting on the far right side of the table. Pauline, Yoshi, Mario, and Goombella are sitting on the far left. Boo is sitting directly in the middle. They all share nasty looks except Boo, who is getting tired of this.
"Okay, why are we divided? We're supposed to be a team!" Boo blurts out because he's sick of the tension.
"We're too far gone!" Peach shouts as she gives Pauline a dirty look.
"Yeah, Boo, you have to pick a side!" Mona states.
"I uh-" Boo says.
"Hey Boo, you should join my side. You'd be a perfect inclusion." Pauline exclaims with a smile.
"Don't trust her." Bow says.
"Why can't we just start over?" Boo asks.
"If you don't pick a side, chances are, you'll be the next one eliminated." Pauline says.
Boo gets up and floats over to the far right side of the table. He sighs as he sits right next to Bow.
"Fine. You'll be sorry!" Pauline shouts in rage.
Boo - "What is going on? One minute I'm only thinking about Bow, but once that space chick leaves, our team becomes a civil war."
Peach - "Why is Mario still on Pauline's side? I thought he liked me…."
Yoshi – He changes the voice on his translator and sings, "Just a small town giirrrllll! Livin' in a lonely wooorrrrrllllllddddd. Something something train something EN-EE-WHERE!"
Zess T is serving burnt pop tarts for breakfast. Janette and Dry Bones reach the front of the line. Janette grabs her pop tart which is almost completely black.
"What flavor is this?" Janette asks in disgust.
"I think it's strawberry…" Dry Bones says while examining his pop tart.
Janette and Dry Bones walk to their seats. Koop reaches the front of the line and just glares at the burnt pop tarts on the counter.
"Really Zess T? Burnt pop tarts? How do you burn a pop tart? You don't even HAVE to cook them! I expect more from you!" Koops states.
"Ugh. I know." Zess T says as she hands him an uncooked pop tart.
"Oh so it was maple brown sugar!" Koops shouts.
"Mine tastes like charcoal…" Dry Bones murmurs.
"Wait, you're made of bones, right?" Janette asks.
"Yeah. So?" Dry Bones replies.
"Then why exactly do you have to eat?" Janette asks.
"Because… I don't know actually. I mean why not?" Dry Bones answers.
Janette nods. "Okay then. I gotta go ask Toadette about something."
"What?"
"Oh… just girl stuff."
Dry Bones shrugs. "K." He thinks about it for a second. "…gross."
"So I don't understand, why do you need to have an entire trash bag filled with water to grow the marijuana?" Toadette asks Shy Guy.
"Goodness gracious girl, call it weed!" Shy Guy answers. "And it's to keep the pH balanced."
"But how- you know what never mind. I'll never understand this stuff." Toadette states.
"I'm growing weed in a cave in the woods. I can show you the entire process!" Shy Guy states.
"Uh… that won't be necessary…" Toadette moves away from Shy Guy.
Toadette - "I swear all stoners are geniuses. That only leads to one logical solution. All scientists that ever existed were stoners!"
"Hey Toadette!" Janette says as she sits down.
"Hey Nett, what's with the creepy smile? Is this about Prince Mush?" Toadette asks with a laugh.
"Well… I just want to know…" Janette mumbles.
"Fine!" Toadette stands up. "If Prince Mush somehow gets the courage to ask me out, I'll go on ONE date with him and we'll see where it goes from there."
"Yay!" Janette squeals. "Oh my gosh! With you and Prince Mush together, and Daisy and Luigi together, Dry Bones and I together, and Koops has Koopie Koo, we're basically a team full of love! If only Birdo could get a boyfriend, and Shy Guy could get a girlfriend it'd be the entire team! I should hook them up!"
Toadette shifts her left eyebrow. "I doubt Birdo would ever date Shy Guy. Besides Shy Guy is in his own relationship with Mary Jane."
"You don't know that! My nickname isn't the love guru for nothing." Janette replies.
"But your nickname isn't that."
"Whatever." Janette laughs.
"Wait… you and Dry Bones? Since when?" Toadette asks.
"Well it was sort of like…"
"You guys aren't going out yet, are you?"
"Well not exactly, but we're making progress… I think…" Janette justifies herself.
"Since when did you like Dry Bones?" Toadette asks as Yoshi walks up to them.
"It sort of just happened-"
"Hey Janette and Toadette!" Yoshi shouts in joy.
"Hey Yoshi. Did you need something?" Toadette asks.
"I don't know." Yoshi replies as he walks away.
Bow rings her Boo Bell loudly.
"Where is that lousy good-for-nothing butler when I need him?" Bow shouts in rage. "I want my caramel latte!"
"Calm down, Bow, he'll get here soon!" Boo says with a smile.
"No. He thinks he can slack off just because of what happened last challenge and I'm sick of it!" Bow rambles. "Ugh I'm sick of wearing this stupid sunhat!"
Bootler appears with a latte in his hand. "Here you are Lady Bow!"
"Bootler! Go get me two dark red bows and make it snappy!" Bow claps her hands together.
"Yes." Bootler sighs as he floats out of the main lodge.
"Bow, are you okay? You've been a bit tense lately. You want me to go get my banjo?" Boo asks.
"NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR STUPID BANJO!" Bow shouts in rage.
"How about my ukulele?" Boo asks.
"I'm sorry Boo, you're right, I am tense…" Bow says as she takes a sip of her latte.
Bootler floats back in holding two red bows. He hands them to Bow, sticks his tongue out and disappears, because that's what Boo's do. Bow takes off her sun hat immediately and pins the red bows to both sides of her face.
"Bow, this is a fanfiction, you can't just change outfits arbitrarily!" Peach states.
"Uh, Peach, what the hell are you talking about?" Mona asks.
"I. Don't. Know." Peach says as she scratches her head. "I felt obligated to say it though."
"It's a conspiracy!" Goombella shouts out of nowhere.
Birdo walks into the main lodge, apparently she just woke up. She's wearing light pink pajamas with bunny slippers.
"What's up wit chu?" Luigi asks. "Why you in pajamas?"
"And I thought you were starting to speak normally… I just woke up." Birdo says as she scratches her tail.
"I can like totally tell!" Goombella states.
"What's for breakfast?" Birdo asks as she grabs a burnt pop tart and eats it. "This toast isn't half bad."
"Birdo, that's a pop tart." Yoshi says.
"Oh. Then this is nasty." Birdo spits the pop tart out on Prince Mush.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Prince Mush asks.
Shy Guy and Luigi walk up to Zess T and grab their burnt pop tarts.
"Hey. Is wearing a mask the new paper bag?" Zess T asks Shy Guy.
"Huh?" Shy Guy responds.
"She's asking if you is ugly." Luigi states.
"Oh. Well missy, you're not too attractive yourself!" Shy Guy says.
"I'll have you know, that in my younger years, all the guys wanted me!" Zess T states.
"That must have been a LONG time ago…" Luigi mumbles.
"Really? Do you have a picture?" Shy Guy asks.
"Not on me, but I'll show you some if you don't get eliminated tonight." Zess T explains.
Shy Guy nods and walks over to his table, followed by Luigi.
Donkey Kong moonwalks into the main lodge, but he accidentally moonwalks into a table and falls on the ground.
"Ouch. That hurt." Donkey Kong quickly stands up and dusts himself off. "Uh, good morning campers."
"Good morning." Many of the campers reply.
"Your next challenge is a fun one. Follow me!" Donkey Kong instructs.
All of the campers are assembled on the shore near Donkey Kong. A large truck is right near them.
"Today's challenge will take place in the kitchen! Every morning a food truck appears. Both teams will use this food to prepare a three course meal. They each will assign a main chef to serve to me and Zess T who will judge it. So first assign the main chef, decide what the meal is gonna be, and get to cooking! I'll check up on you guys later!" Donkey Kong explains.
"Main chef! Called it!" Mona, Pauline, and Peach all shout at the same time.
"Well this is a problem." Yoshi comments.
"Well, I NEED to take the leadership role. I'm the only one that's capable of that position!" Pauline states.
"What? You're the one that's been causing us to lose all of these challenges. You traitor!" Peach roars.
"Is there any solid proof that I've been sabotaging?" Pauline asks.
"I should be the main chef because we need a person with a lust for winning to get us off our losing streak." Mona states.
"What the hell do you know about cooking?" Peach asks.
The Fat Fireflowers are all discussing the challenge.
"Okay, uh, so who here can cook?" Janette asks.
After six seconds of silence, Prince Mush speaks up. "I can…"
"I wanna be main chef!" Shy Guy volunteers. "I already have a meal in mind!"
Toadette shrugs. "Uh, sure Shy Guy, go ahead."
"YAYYYY!" Shy Guy screams which causes a squirrel to angrily walk out of a hole on a tree and throw an acorn at him.
"Why are you so excited to be main chef?" Birdo asks.
"It's so exciting!" Shy Guy exclaims.
"So what's this meal you have in mind?" Janette asks.
"Okay, for the appetizer or side dish I want to make some mashed potatoes with gravy. For the dinner I want us to make a honey vanilla glazed ham, and for the dessert I want to make weed brownies!" Shy Guy announces.
"What? You can't make weed brownies! There has to be some rule against it." Toadette states.
"But he does make some bangin' weed brownies." Birdo comments. "They melt in your mouth."
"Well we still can't make them! It's against the rules!" Toadette exclaims.
"Uh, Toadette," Donkey Kong joins the conversation. "There are no rules!"
Shy Guy smiles. "Then, it's settled we're making weed brownies."
"Fine." Toadette shrugs. "Let's go get the ingredients."
The camera pans back over to the Poison Mushrooms with Pauline, Peach, and Mona still arguing
"I'm just saying that the both of you are losers!" Mona states.
"I am a princess and shouldn't be spoken to like that!" Peach exclaims.
"Yeah… 'Princess'" Pauline says with air quotes.
"Hey, guys, why don't we all vote for a main chef. Make it a democracy." Boo suggests.
"That's a great idea!" Yoshi cheers.
"No it's not, Pauline will just scare everyone into voting for her! Besides over half the team is in her alliance regardless!" Mona states.
"You got that right!" Pauline smirks.
"We have no better way to settle this! So Bow, who do you vote for?" Boo asks.
"I vote for Mona because Peach and Pauline are both psychopaths!" Bow answers.
"I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH!" Peach roars.
"Uh, anyways, Goombella who do you vote for?" Boo asks.
"Like I like love Mona's like saying 'I will never result to being a quitter' But I'm like voting for Peach because like us blondes have to like totally stick together!" Goombella states.
"Wrong answer." Pauline utters as she slaps Goombella.
"Okay, Yoshi, who do you vote for?" Boo asks.
"Pauline!" Yoshi shouts.
"Good boy." Pauline says as she takes a dog treat out of her purse. She throws it to Yoshi, and he catches it with his mouth.
"Mario, who do you vote for?" Boo asks.
"I a vote for a Peach!" Mario states with a wink.
"I actually vote for Peach also, so it's settled. Peach is our main chef!" Boo announces.
"In yo' face!" Peach says to Pauline and Mona.
"So what meal are we preparing?" Yoshi asks Peach.
"Uh, I actually haven't given that much thought…" Peach confesses.
"Then why'd the hell did you want to be main chef then?" Mona questions Peach.
"Okay, which one of you can cook?" Peach asks. Mario and Boo unfaithfully raise their hands. "Mario, what's your best dish?"
"I make a nice a meatballs." Mario responds.
"No shock there…" Mona mumbles to herself.
"Okay for our first dish we'll make meatballs!" Peach claps. "Uh, Boo what can you cook?"
"I can cook rabbit stew from my days as a wilderness scout. Oh. I can also bake cakes from watching Tayce T's six hour dessert special." Boo states.
"Like you wasted like six hours of your life watching Tayce T?" Goombella asks Boo.
"I think she's hot…" Boo confesses.
"But she's like fifty." Goombella replies. "She's only forty-seven!" Boo retaliates.
"Okay, Boo, you're cooking whatever cake you want to make!" Peach states. "For the main dish I guess we can cook a steak. Mario you're going to be working with Goombella and Mona. Boo you'll work with Bow and Pauline. Me and Yoshi will cook the heck out of that steak."
"I'll set fiiiiirrree to the steaaakkk!" Yoshi sings loudly. Everyone awkwardly stares at him for two seconds.
"Let's just get the ingredients." Peach instructs.
The Fat Fireflowers walk inside the kitchen with their ingredients. They set down everything on the counters and Shy Guy puts on a baker's hat.
"Okay, I'm assigning the stations! Toadette and Prince Mush will make the mashed potatoes. Birdo and Janette will make the homemade gravy. Koops you will make the honey and vanilla glaze. Dry Bones and Luigi will prepare the ham. I will make my signature weed brownies. Any questions?" Shy Guy says while staring at a clipboard he randomly pulled out.
"You really planned this all out! I'm impressed!" Birdo states with a laugh.
"Okay. Let's get this show on the road." Shy Guy demands.
Toadette and Prince Mush are setting everything up.
"Okay, Toadette, I guess we should start by peeling the potatoes. Let's get started." Prince Mush says with a smile.
Toadette grabs a potato and a knife. She glances at the potato and then at the knife. "Uh, Prince Mush, how do I peel a potato?"
Toadette -"Yeah, I'll admit it, I can't cook. I mean with all the sports, clubs, responsibilities, and my part time job at ColdToads I would never have time to learn how to cook. I can't clean, I can't cook, oh my word! I'm a failure as a woman!"
Prince Mush – He's referring to Toadette, "She doesn't know how to peel potatoes? That's peculiar..."
Toadette chops a potato in half.
"Am I doing this right?" She asks Prince Mush.
Prince Mush slaps his forehead. "Uhh, not really. Here, I'll help you!" He sits close to her and shows her exactly how to peel potatoes.
"Prince Mush, when did you learn how to cook?" Toadette asks with a flirtatious smile.
"My uncle owns a catering business so I guess it's in my genes!" Prince Mush replies.
Janette and Birdo are reading a recipe in a cookbook for homemade gravy.
"Ugh. Why do we have to have a cooking challenge? Cooking is stupid." Birdo shouts as she starts smashing vegetables with her fist.
"Cooking is actually kind of fun…" Janette states as she grabs spices and sniffs them.
"Hey. Have you ever tried the cinnamon challenge?" Birdo asks ignoring the statement Janette just made.
"Uh… no." Janette laughs. "Why?"
"I'll give you ten dollars to try it!" Birdo states.
"Fine." Janette puts cinnamon on a spoon and puts it in her mouth. She crosses her arms and smiles. She exhales for a second and then her eyes widen. Birdo starts laughing loudly. Janette coughs out a mist of cinnamon in Birdo's face. She runs to the faucet and chugs three cups of water.
"That wasn't so bad." Janette states.
"You're an idiot…" Birdo says under her breath.
"Give this idiot ten dollars!" Janette replies.
The Poison Mushrooms reach the kitchen with their ingredients. They exchange evil glares with the Fat Fireflowers as they all set the ingredients on the counter.
"Okay, everyone let's get started!" Peach says nervously.
"Do you even know what you're doing?" Pauline questions Peach.
"Of course I do!" Peach snaps as she picks up a large frying pan. "And you should get to work because I'm the main chef!"
"Just because you're the main chef doesn't mean I have to listen to you! You're not cut out to be a leader! I mean you're not even a princess and you have-" Pauline shouts.
Peach shuts Pauline up by smashing her head with a frying pan. The blow knocks Pauline unconscious. Everyone looks at Peach as if she's insane.
The screen suddenly shows Peach hitting Pauline with the frying pan in slow motion.
Two paramedics take Pauline away and talk to Donkey Kong about what happened.
"Alrighty then. Let me just call the producers to see what we're supposed to do about this. Guys, Pauline will be out cold for a few hours, maybe even a few days. Continue the challenge though!"
Boo - "How Peach just smacked Pauline with that frying pan really shows what kind of leader she is… I really hope she isn't a real princess… her citizens are doomed!"
Toadette - "What the heck is going on with the other team? One minute I'm peeling potatoes and the next minute a girl gets smacked in the face with a frying pan. This is why I'm glad I'm on the Fat Fireflowers, well, and the fact that Prince Mush is on my team… did I really just say that?" She smacks her forehead.
Peach – She is holding the frying pan which apparently is bent in half and has blood on the tip of it. She smirks.
Yoshi - "Peach hit Pauline so hard the frying pan bent in half! That poor frying pan!"
All the Poison Mushrooms are still staring at Peach in fear.
"What are you all looking at? Get to work!" Peach demands.
The rest of the Poison Mushrooms start working. Bow rings her Boo Bell loudly.
"Oh Bootler! Get me some green tea!" She orders.
"Yes Madame." Bootler replies as he floats out of the kitchen.
"Bow, why are you so hard on your butler?" Boo asks Bow.
"He doesn't approve our relationship…" Bow responds.
Yoshi gasps loudly. "No way, giirrrllll!"
"Oh." Boo replies.
Shy Guy is skipping around while watching everyone cook.
"I'm sooo tired…." Birdo complains as she yawns and it causes Luigi and Koops to pass out. "I was too tired to put on deodorant this morning."
"Do everyone a favor and put some on. And brush your teeth while you're at it. Oh my goodness." Janette says as she almost vomits.
"Fine. I'll be right back…" Birdo says as she rushes out of the kitchen.
"That girl was stanky!" Luigi states as he gets off the ground. "Knocked me out cold for a second there."
"Let's just get back to cooking…" Prince Mush instructs.
"Hey buddy! What's the big idea? I'm the main chef, not you. So get to work!" Shy Guy snaps.
"I'm sorry Shy Guy, go ahead, do your thing." Prince Mush replies.
Boo and Bow just finished putting all the ingredients for the cake into a bowl. Bootler floats in with a bottle of green tea in his hands.
"Bootler! It's about damn time you got here! Go get me some bug spray now!" Bow roars.
"But-"
"NOW!"
"Yes Lady Bow!" Bootler replies as he floats out of the kitchen again.
"Okay, Boo, what are we supposed to do next?" Bow asks softly.
"Mix the batter." Boo answers in fear.
"Oh. I can do that. Easy." Bow states as she begins mixing the ingredients. Then she takes the mixer out of the bowl and accidentally gets cake batter all over Mona. "Opps. Sorry."
"Ugh! You did that on purpose!" Mona roars.
"No I didn't!" Bow retaliates with a slight laugh.
"Now I got to go get this batter out of my hair!" Mona announces as she stomps out of the kitchen.
"Well that's two less people working on this dinner, but I still believe we can pull this off…" Peach states.
The Fat Fireflowers are all preparing their dishes. Janette is watching Dry Bones prepare the ham while Birdo is doing all the work on the gravy.
"Uh, clone, are you gonna help me or not?" Birdo asks in annoyance.
"Oh… yeah… sure…" Janette replies.
"Uh, do you like Luigi or something?" Birdo asks her.
"What? No! EWW!" Janette answers.
"So you like Dry Bones?" Birdo laughs.
"Not that much." Janette confesses.
"How about me and Dry Bones switch places so you two can work together? I mean maybe you'll actually get some work done." Birdo suggests.
"Uh… okay… I guess that'll be fine." Janette smiles.
"Dry Bones! You're working with Janette on this gravy now! I'm working with Luigi on the ham!" Birdo states.
"Okay." Dry Bones shrugs and walks over to Janette.
"What is this?" Shy Guy asks them in anger. "I assigned these groups for a reason… no, not a reason a vision! Wait… that's not really a vision either, it was for a purpose! No… wait… purpose just doesn't sound right… Oh wait I know… a reason!"
Birdo rolls her eyes. "Well I just thought-"
"It's not about what you thought or your thoughts! It's about what I thought and my thoughts because those thoughts thought the thoughts I thought I thought I thought. Understand what I'm saying?" Shy Guy says.
"Uhh… actually I have no clue what you are saying." Janette states.
"I thought you would because my thoughts thought up something I thought you would understand." Shy Guy responds.
"If you say the word 'thought' one more time, I'm gonna dump gasoline on you and set you on fire!" Birdo shouts.
"Thought." Shy Guy states.
Birdo tries to attack Shy Guy, but Janette and Dry Bones hold her back.
"Calm yourself down Birdo. Remember, you're still on parole!" Dry Bones states as Birdo takes a deep breath.
"Oh. Right. I forgot!" Birdo replies. She takes another deep breath and walks over to Luigi to help him prepare the steak.
Janette -"I wonder what Birdo did to get on parole. What if she killed someone? Oh my gosh! There are so many sharp knives in this kitchen! She's gonna kill someone else tonight! Oh crap! I helped cook gravy with a murderer! She must have poisoned it!" She breathes heavily.
Birdo –"Yeah… I'm on parole… so what? If I wasn't, man, I would make Shy Guy wish he'd never been born."
Bow - "I swear Bootler is purposely slacking off to spite me! He better work harder until I tell daddy on him!"
Peach - "Our team isn't being very productive. I mean, me and Yoshi are still searching online for a good steak recipe. Mario is the only one making the meatballs because Mona got batter in her hair and Goombella doesn't have hands. Boo and Bow have to make a new batter because Boo's a freaking perfectionist. All he does is waste time to me!"
"Uh… Shy Guy… I'm done making this glaze, what am I supposed to do now?" Koops asks in boredom.
"You can help me make these killer weed brownies." Shy Guy states.
"Uh, okay." Koops responds as he nervously walks next to the masked stoner.
"Okay I'll go get some weed, you finish stirring the batter!" Shy Guy instructs.
"Uh, why do we have to make weed brownies? Why can't we just, uh, make regular brownies?" Koops asks.
"Because the weed makes them better! That's all there is to it!" Shy Guy counters.
"But, wouldn't they taste the same? I mean, I uh, don't understand." Koops replies.
"Tell yah what, kid. I'm gonna force you to try one of my weed brownies and you'll see just how much better they are than the regular brownies."
"Uh, I can't do that! Weed is bad!" Koops says in fear.
Shy Guy gives Koops a death glare. "Wait, you're one of those people with poles up their butts that want weed to be illegal, aren't you?"
"Well, it's just that it isn't good-" Koops says before Shy Guy cuts him off.
"There is NO proof that weed is bad for a person." Shy Guy shouts which causes everyone else in the kitchen to turn around and listen to the conversation.
"Fine. I don't care. Make the dang weed brownies!" Koops replies.
"K." Shy Guy responds as he skips out of the kitchen.
Bow and Boo are mixing the new cake batter.
"Bow, can we please make our relationship official? I mean it's overdue, and I'm tired of always being second best in your book. I don't even know what's wrong with you and Bootler, but I really don't want to be in between it." Boo states while looking down.
Bow removes the mixer out of the bowl in shock as Mona walks in. The batter gets all over Mona. She screams and stomps in frustration.
"Now I gotta go wash this out of my hair AGAIN!" Mona shouts as she stomps out of the kitchen.
"No! We need you're, uh, help!" Peach shouts.
"Goombella, hand me the balls… the meatballs!" Mario states.
"Like I can't. I mean like I don't like have hands." Goombella says.
"You're a so a useless!" Mario mutters.
"Mona isn't even trying to help in this dang challenge. Ugh. Maybe Pauline would've made a better main chef for this challenge." Peach sighs.
"Heck no! She'd just a sabotage us again. That's a all she a ever does." Mario exclaims.
Goombella gasps. "You can't talk about Pauline like that!"
"This recipe looks good!" Yoshi shouts and jumps. He shows Peach a recipe in the cook book.
"Uh, buddy, that's a recipe for lasagna…" Peach replies.
"Yeah. So?" Yoshi asks.
"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FRIGGIN STEAK! UGH!" Peach starts pounding her fists against the counter and it leaves a large crack. "Damn. I need an aspirin." Peach takes a deep breath.
Yoshi awkwardly stares at Peach. "…why can't we make lasagna?"
"Because DK isn't Garfield! And we're running out of time and we only have the ingredients for steak. Let's just try to cook and have no distractions."
"Oh Bow. You're so distracting!" Boo says while blushing.
"Boo, you're so charming." Bow says, then she grabs Boo and leans in to kiss him. Bootler floats in and immediately steps in between them.
"I knew you had a relationship with this hoodlum!" Bootler snaps.
"Bootler just shut up and go away!" Bow demands.
"Bow. I don't approve of this laddy! And I'm almost certain that your father won't either!" Bootler screams.
"I really don't care what daddy has to say!" Bow counters.
"Bow. For once can you listen to me? Stop being so egotistical! I only want what's best for you!" Bootler snaps.
"NO! You're my butler! So you need to listen to me!" Bow roars. Suddenly everyone else on the Poison Mushrooms turn to listen to the argument.
"Ohhh! I can't wait to gossip to Janette all about this argument!" Yoshi exclaims.
"Bow, you have your whole life ahead of you. Please don't waste it on boys like him." Bootler says softly.
"I like him!" Bow turns around.
"Uh, Bow, can we get back to making this cake?" Boo asks her.
"Is that what teens call it nowadays?" Bootler asks.
"BOOTLER!" Bow roars.
"Bow, why don't try to get someone that's classy?" Bootler asks.
"Boo is the classiest person ever!" Bow replies. The camera zooms in on Boo who smiles to show off his crooked yellow teeth. Flies are flying all around him.
"Bow, you need to get back on track with your life. I knew I should've never convinced your father to let you go to this camp. It'd mess up your head. This is all my fault! I failed as a butler!"
"Bootler, I'm more sane than I ever been!" Bow retaliates.
"Then why do you like that thing over there?" Bootler asks referring to Boo.
"Hey. This thing has a name!" Boo shouts at Bootler.
"Can we all just get back to work. We're just wasting time, people!" Peach screams.
"Like why is everyone like screaming?" Goombella asks.
"Bootler just shut up! You can't stop me from doing what I want." Bow sassily replies.
"But what about Igor? He's on the fast track to a nice university, his parents are rich and he's perfect for you. I thought you liked him!"
"I DON'T LIKE IGOR!" Bow screams loudly causing a glass near her to shatter. "Daddy keeps trying to set me up with him and I don't even like him. He's rude and only cares about himself. How could someone care so much over material things over the quality of life?" All the Poison Mushrooms burst out laughing.
Yoshi - "This argument is getting intense like the soap operas I used to watch on Saturday nights!"
Peach - "Bow is such a hypocrite… meh… so am I.
The Fat Fireflowers are almost finished cooking their meal. Prince Mush and Toadette are mixing their mashed potatoes. Dry Bones and Janette are finished cooking the gravy. Shy Guy takes his weed brownies out of the oven. Luigi and Birdo are gently brushing the glaze on the ham.
"Wow, I think we destroyed this challenge!" Janette states with a smile. She winks at Prince Mush.
"Uh, Toadette, I think we're uh, done. So yeah, I think we did a good job working together and all…" Prince Mush wipes sweat off of his forehead.
"Well, you did most of the work." Toadette replies.
"Toadette do you want to go…"
Donkey Kong interrupts their conversation, "Six minutes until the judging!"
"Uh, so what were you saying?" Toadette asks with a smile.
"We should set up the table… for the challenge, make it nice and pretty just in case the judges judge that."
"Uh, okay then, let's go!" Toadette replies.
Mona walks back into the kitchen now with her hair clean and in a ponytail. She notices Bow and Bootler still arguing.
"What happened while I was gone?" Mona whispers to Yoshi.
Yoshi replies, "Giirrrllll, you missed everything! Okay, so Bootler came in late bringing Bow's drink. Bow and Boo kiss and Bootler steps in between them and he admits he doesn't approve of their relationship, right? Bootler admits he wants the best for Bow but she just argues back. Then Bootler states that Bow should be with this guy named Igor. Bow replies back that she don't friggin like Igor. Then Bootler states that Bow forgot where she came from and then Boo stepped into the argument when he said-"
"Just shut up! I don't care anymore." Mona replies.
"Bow, for once can you please listen to me?" Bootler asks.
"Did you say something?" Bow replies with a laugh as she high fives Boo.
"Stop treating everything like a joke. The only thing that's truly a joke is your relationship with that boy over there!" Bootler states.
"Holy crap! We're running out of time and we haven't even started cooking the steak! What are we going to do?!" Peach exclaims as he starts biting her nails.
Yoshi rubs his chin and then he notices a small microwave near him. "I got an idea!" He states as he grabs the small piece of frozen steak, tosses it in the microwave, and presses 4 minutes.
"You can't microwave a steak!" Peach states.
"Why not? We don't have time to cook it normally! We have nothing to lose." Yoshi replies.
"Uh, Yoshi, we have the challenge to lose!" Mona shouts which startles Peach.
"Chill, bro." Peach replies softly to Mona.
"Peach, this is all your fault! We're gonna lose this challenge because of your lousy leadership skills! If we lose this challenge, I'm so voting you off!"
"Me?! Bow is the one that deliberately put cake in your hair twice! And she distracted the whole team with her petty argument with her butler! Besides, it's not like you've been any help in this challenge. Is your ugly unnatural hair more important than the team? Don't be so quick to judge other's quirks before looking at your own!" Peach screams at the top of her lungs which shuts up everyone else in the kitchen.
"Don't even bring me in this argument! Bootler is the one that started our argument, not me!" Bow shouts.
"Stop blaming me for everything!" Bootler hollers at Bow.
"Stop yelling at her like that!" Boo screams.
"Can everyone like stop yelling?!" Goombella yells loudly.
The Fat Fireflowers are overhearing the entire team's arguments going on, on the other side of the kitchen.
"Yeesh it's like a war over there." Koops states in fear.
"Hey man, I just noticed something!" Shy Guy replies.
"What?" Koops replies.
"What if… what if lamps didn't give off light, but they actually sucked in the darkness that surrounds them?" Shy Guy states with a slight giggle.
"Uh, wouldn't it just be called a light vacuum then?" Koops responds as he scratches his head.
"Exactly man. Finally, someone who understands!" Shy Guy claps his hands together as if he's rejoicing. Koops gets scared, and he backs away from Shy Guy.
Prince Mush puts a large pot of mashed potatoes on the counter.
"Geez, Prince Mush, how many people did you guys think we need to feed? That's enough mashed potatoes to feed an army!" Birdo states.
"Well, after the challenge we could all feast over mashed potatoes!" Prince Mush says enthusiastically.
Toadette - "Prince Mush is always so energetic. I guess that explains how he stayed awake longer than me in the awake-a-thon. But, seriously, I should stop using the confessional so much, Goombella was right, this is addictive. Hi mom!" She smiles and waves.
Prince Mush - "Hm, Toadette was just in here, I wonder if she was just talking about me… just kidding, I held my ear against the door and heard everything she said! Heh heh, she thinks I'm energetic… is that a good thing?"
Birdo - "They used that entire sack of potatoes… those mashed potatoes better be freaking delicious!"
Donkey Kong and Zess T are sitting at a small judging table. The table is divided in two parts. The left side which is plain with no decorations on it, the Poison Mushroom's. The Fat Flower's is on the right side and is overdone with decorations. Shy Guy and Peach walk out of the kitchen to present their meals.
"Okay, first let me say we're judging the presentation of the table, along with the meal. I forgot to tell you guys that, but alas the Fat Fireflowers were one step ahead of the game." Donkey Kong announces.
"Crap." Peach mutters under her breath. "We lost this challenge!"
Peach - "Well, I guess I'm going to be the one going home…" A tear runs down her cheek. "at least I showed Pauline who's boss…"
"Well, I believe the Fat Fireflowers overdid it on the decorations, so on a scale of two to thirteen-" Zess T exclaims until Peach cuts her off.
"Wait, why on a scale of two to thirteen? That makes no sense!" Peach states.
"We're trying to express prime numbers!" Zess T replies with an eye roll. "Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted I give the Fat Fireflowers display a three. Simplicity is key in my eyes."
"Hm, I also think they overdid it, but I'm gonna give them a six for the effort." Donkey Kong explains as he rubs his chin."
"As for the Poison Mushrooms, I give them an eleven. They really did a good job with the decorations. I love it! It has that artistic touch every room that ever existed needs!" Zess T states.
"What? They didn't decorate their table!" Shy Guy states in shock.
"Shut up, masked freak! I clearly have that artistic touch!" Peach exclaims.
"Hm, I agree with Zess T, I like that they didn't need to put a lot of effort in something so amazing. I give it a nine, hands down!"
"What? DK, stop agreeing with Zess T. Be a leader not a follower!" Shy Guy adds.
"Okay, Fat Fireflowers, let's see your first dish." Donkey Kong exclaims with forced enthusiasm, because he's a tad bit annoyed from what Shy Guy just said.
Toadette. Prince Mush, Janette, and Dry Bones all walk out of the kitchen. Prince Mush is holding the large pot of mashed potatoes. Dry bones is carrying a small kettle of gravy.
"Really, a huge pot of mashed potatoes with a tiny kettle of gravy? That's just wasteful!" Zess T states as she attempts to try the mashed potatoes first until Donkey Kong stops her.
"I'm trying them first. He grabs a lump of mashed potatoes and places it on a plate. Then he grabs some gravy and drizzles it on them. He tries and the mashed potatoes and nods, "Yep. These are the best mashed potatoes I've ever tried, you guys get all thirteen points!"
Zess T immediately tries the mashed potatoes next and starts smiling widely and drooling heavily. "This taste heavenly! You got all thirteen points from me, minus one for wasting all those potatoes and only making a little gravy…"
"Yes!" Toadette says with a smile. Janette winks at Prince Mush and he just nods back with a large grin. Prince Mush and Toadette head back into the kitchen to celebrate their success.
"Janette, why did you just wink at Prince Mush? Do you like him or something?" Dry Bones whispers Janette apathetically.
"Wait. No. I'm just trying to hook Prince Mush up with Toadette." Janette justifies.
"Uh, Janette, I really don't care." Dry Bones laughs which confuses Janette. "…wait Prince Mush and Toadette? Why? They have nothing in common, they'll be broken up no longer than two weeks in the relationship! If you want my advice, I think the perfect girl for Prince Mush, is Birdo. That may sound crazy, but they have a lot in common."
Janette rolls her eyes, "Love isn't all about compatibility, besides both Prince Mush and Toadette like each other, and you can't change that!"
"Do you really think Toadette legitimately likes Prince Mush? She's just flabbergasted by all the attention Prince Mush is giving her. She doesn't truly like him, I bet she just likes the attention from him." Dry Bones exclaims.
"Okay, two things, one, I have no idea what flabbergasted means, and two, Toadette doesn't care about being noticed." Janette states before Zess T picks up both her and Dry Bones and throws them into the kitchen.
"Okay, Poison Mushrooms, let's see your first dish!" Donkey Kong says with a wide grin. Mario steps out of the kitchen holding a small plate of meatballs covered in marinara sauce with a slight sprinkle of parmesan on top of it. Mario places the plate in front of the two judges while Zess T sits back in her seat. Peach begins gnawing non her nails anxiously.
"This judging may be biased because I hate meatballs, but I'll still try them I guess…" Zess T states as she grabs a meat ball and stuffs it in her mouth. "Hmm… yeah… you guys get a four…"
"Mamma mia… I knew I a should a make a the lasagna…" Mario states as he slaps his forehead.
Donkey Kong grabs another meatball and eats it. "I actually like meatballs, but I don't blame Zess T on this one. This tastes horrible. It tastes like it was rushed! You are a worthless chef! Don't even go back to the kitchen! Go back to your cabin!"
"I'm not worthy!" Mario cries as he runs out of the mess hall to his cabin.
"Did he think I was serious?" Donkey Kong asks as everyone in the room gives him a cold stare. "Anyways, I give these meatballs ten points! Now let's move on to dinner, shall we?"
Birdo and Luigi step out holding the glazed ham. They set it in front of the surprised judges. Donkey Kong cuts off t he first piece and eats it. Zess T immediately follows after him.
"Perfecto! This ham was perfecto!" Donkey Kong shouts. "You get all thirteen points plus one from me."
"I give it a twelve just so It evens out…" Zess T responds with a laugh. "Okay, Poison Mushrooms, let's see what you got for the dinner."
Peach scratches the back of her head and dashes into the kitchen. She finds Yoshi who just took the steak out of the microwave. Peach sighs, then she grabs the plate and runs out to serve it to the judges. She places the plate on the table and then immediately covers her eyes because she doesn't want to see the judge's reactions.
Zess T cuts a piece of the steak and eats it. She has a disgusted look on her face then she attempts to swallow it.
"I give this steak a seven… it reminds me of my childhood…" Zess T confesses as she eats another piece of the steak.
Donkey Kong cuts a piece of his steak and eats it. He spits it out quickly before even attempting to swallow it. "Dude, that was the most vile tasting thing I've ever had in my life. You don't even get one point for that! Zero points! Now let's see these desserts, even though I'm certain that the Fat Fireflowers won this challenge…"
Koops walks out of the kitchen holding a fresh batch of weed brownies. He places them in front of the judges.
"Hm, I guess I'll go first!" Zess T exclaims. She grabs and brownie and eats it. She nods her head in approval. "These are good brownies, no lie. But, I believe you didn't use enough weed… I want to get high! So I'll give you an eleven."
Donkey Kong grabs a brownie and eats it. "Dang, if these weren't weed brownies I'd eat the whole batch! You get all thirteen points from me!"
"Yeah, who's an awesome main chef? I'm an awesome main chef!" Shy Guy chants.
"Wow. There's no way we could lose this challenge." Koops states.
"Okay, let's see what the Poison Mushrooms have, and I have a twist, if this cake gets all thirteen points from me and Zess T, the Poison Mushrooms will win this challenge since the Fat Fireflowers didn't get that." Donkey Kong explains.
"That's not fair!" Koops snaps.
"Life's not fair." Donkey Kong simply replies. "Any who, where's your dessert?"
"It should be out by now…" Peach states. "…I'll be right back…"
She runs back into the kitchen quickly. "Boo! Where's your cake? We still have a chance to win this thing!"
"Uh, Peach, you see what had happened was, Bow and Bootler distracted me and I never even finished the cake batter…" Boo explains with his head down.
"So we lost?" Mona asks in annoyance.
"No! No, no, no, no! Our only chance to win and you guys blew it! We nee to bring something out there!" Peach shouts with worry. Yoshi silently hands her a granola bar.
"They could eat this granola bar…" He says with a slight grin. Peach sighs, unwraps the granola bar, and runs back out to the judges. She breaks the granola bar in half and hands a piece to Zess T and another to Donkey Kong. They both put them in their mouth and then immediately spit them out.
"That also gets zero points from me!" Donkey Kong states as he stands up. "Now I have to go brush my teeth to get this horrid taste out of my mouth! Ugh."
"Yeah, you guys get a zero from me for trying to pass an expired granola bar as your dessert dish… And if I had to guess it must be at least seven years past its expiration date!"
Peach slaps her forehead.
"So before I leave, let me announce that winners of this cook off without a doubt are the Fat Fireflowers, you guys killed this challenge and deserve to be the winners. As for the Poison Mushrooms… well… one of you is getting on the boat of losers tonight, and it can't be Pauline since she is exempt because she wasn't conscious for ninety five percent of the challenge and she didn't contribute to your guys' loss."
"Hm, that's fine, I wasn't even planning to vote off Pauline this week! I had someone else in mind!" Mona shouted as she gave both Bow and Peach a death glare.
Prince Mush - "Wow, we won… how the heck am I supposed to romance it up with Toadette?" He smacks his forehead.
Toadette - "We won!" She dances awkwardly.
Peach – She sighs. "I really don't want to be eliminated, I hope the team looks passed my mistakes this challenge… I vote for Bow!"
Bow - "I really hope my team doesn't vote me off because of the argument which is obviously one hundred percent Bootler's fault no matter what side you look at it. He's the one with an attitude and if he causes my elimination, he's so dead!" She giggles. "Well, he's already dead, but you know what I mean. Anyways, for this elimination, I'm voting off Peach because she couldn't control the team at all…"
All the Poison Mushrooms are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them. He's holding a plate with seven mushrooms on it.
"Can you guys believe there are only seven mushrooms on this plate left? Poison Mushrooms, I think you guys hit rock bottom this week. Anyways, the first mushroom automatically goes to Pauline who will be conscious by tomorrow. The next few mushrooms go to… Goombella…"
"Like that's like totally awesome!" Goombella squeals as she runs up to the tray and grabs a mushroom with her mouth.
Donkey Kong rolls his eyes. "Anyways, Mario and Mona are also safe."
Mario and Mona run up and claim their mushrooms.
"Boo and Yoshi."
Boo and Yoshi go up to the tray and grab their mushrooms.
"Okay then, Peach, Bow, this is the final mushroom of the night, the camper who does not receive this mushroom will be eliminated from this competition. And they can't come back. Ever! The final mushroom of the night… goes to…" The camera zooms in on Donkey Kong's face who squints to add suspense. "…Peach."
"Oh thank goodness!" Peach shouts in relief as she runs up and grabs the last mushroom on the tray.
"I've been eliminated?! This is unfair! Ugh! Donkey Kong you're gonna hear from my daddy about this!" Bow shouts in frustration.
Bootler - "Well I'm guessing I'm leaving the island tonight. It's been a pretty stressful experience here, but I actually liked it. I think it's nice that me and Bow get to head back home though. Lady Bow needs to get her priorities straight."
Bow - "Well bye everyone! I hope I gained at least one fan from my time on this show…" She blows a kiss to the camera.
Bow and Bootler are floating at the edge of the dock of shame with all of their luggage. Bow is about to get on the boat of losers until Boo stops her.
"Bow wait up!" He screams as Bow turns around.
Bow looks over at Bootler and shifts her eyebrows.
"Go ahead, I was young once too…." Bootler states as he grabs all of the luggage and puts it on the boat of losers.
"Bow, so, uh, I guess this is it…" Boo says with a frown. "Bow, I just, uh, wanted you to know that I, uh, love you…"
"Boo, I'm sorry for treating you like crap these passed few days, you didn't deserve that! Well, goodbye…" Bow says as she almost turns around but Boo stops her right then and there and kisses her intimately. The kiss caused both ghosts to glow and lasted around six seconds.
"Boo, I'll never forget you…" Bow says as she gets on the boat of losers.
"Me neither!" Boo shouts as he looks down at the ground and turns back to his teammates.
Boo - "The fact that Mona and Peach most likely voted off Bow makes them traitors. Why didn't they vote off someone in Pauline's alliance like I did? This is making me want to join Pauline's alliance…"
Toadette is sitting outside of her cabin drawing a picture of a squirrel. Prince Mush takes a deep breath and walks up to her.
"Hey, Toadette, you want to go eat a spaghetti dinner?" Prince Mush asks in fear.
"What?" Toadette asks as she puts her sketchpad down.
"Uh, it's just a dinner, I mean, it's fine if you don't want to go, but I just thought-" Prince Mush rambles until Toadette cuts him off.
"Fine. As long as there's no meat in it, I'll go! " Toadette replies. Prince Mush grabs her hand and helps her up.
"What are we waiting for? Come on!" Prince Mush states while bursting with enthusiasm.
Prince Mush and Toadette run deep into the woods to find a small candlelight dinner set up.
"Whoa, what's up with the candles?" Toadette asks with a giggle.
"What? Sorry, is it too much? I can get rid of the candles if you want me to." Prince Mush says frantically.
"It's fine. Relax." Toadette says as Prince Mush pulls her seat out so she can sit down. "Uh, thanks?"
"You're welcome! Now let's eat shall we?" Prince Mush laughs awkwardly.
Prince Mush and Toadette start flirtatiously smiling at each other without even touching their food as the camera fades out.
End of Episode twelve
Votes:
Peach - Bow
Mona - Bow
Yoshi - Peach
Pauline - N/A
Goombella - Bow
Mario - Bow
Bow - Peach
Boo - Yoshi
Bow's Audition
Bow's audition starts off in her mansion. She's sitting on a large empty corridor. There's red carpeting and pictures of Bow all down the walls. Bow is wearing a large bow on each side of her head.
"My name's Bow, and I'm going to be on your television show whether you producers like it or not because my daddy will make sure of it!" Bow laughs evilly. "Anyways, when I'm on your show, I'll definitely show my sweet and humble attitude." Bow stops and looks at the time. "Hm, it's been ten minutes, my butler should've been here by now… BOOTLER! GET YOUR LOUSY GOOD FOR NOTHING SELF DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET ME A SANDWICH!"
Bootler appears. "Yes, Madame Bow…"
"AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" Bow screams. Bow turns and faces the camera. She smiles sweetly and says, "anyway, I'll just be an all around kind person because that's the kind of person I am!"
Bootler appears with a large sandwich in his hand. He gives it to Bow and she slowly takes a bite. "I SAID NO MAYOO! I HATE MAYO! GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH WITHOUT MAYO!"
Bow simply smiles as Bootler sadly floats away. The person recording the video shuts the camera off.
A/N
11-20 - Finally finished this chapter, sorry for the long wait. I can't even blame school for this late update, I just didn't have the motivation to finish this chapter.
-Now I'm including who the characters voted for, as you can tell. Also I'm still accepting characters to be interns and maybe one or two of the interns I get will get the chance to be contestants in a future season.
-sorry to all (if any) Bow fans out there. I really didn't have a choice when it came down to eliminating her, but I'll definitely try to develop her more in a future season. =)
-Characters I want to hear opinions about: Peach and Shy Guy!
-Thanks for reading! And for the favs, follows, and reviews. If your not following this, I highly suggest that you do just for the sake of my inconsistency. And while your at it, it would be nice if you could leave a review, it's much appreciated. =)
