I'm back with the original story! In this chapter, you start to read the story, because your curious! I can see it! Dang, your right I can't! Anyways, Sonic does something. He does! Everyone in this story does! Even me!
The Game of Life ch.10
Sonic was running, but not at his top speed. He dogded a GUN robot and made to where he had to save Amy. The door was opening and there stood a blue figure trying to put his shoe on.
"Damn it! This shoe won't fit anymore, and it fit 3 seconds ago!" Sonic yelled, hitting the door to open faster.
Sonic looked at the shoe and walked to Eggman.
If I threw my shoe at him, I could kill two birds with one stone! Sonic thought.
"Your a big time villian doctor!"Sonic said getting ready to throw the object.
"Sonic, set the emerald down if you want to save your girlfriend." Robotnik said, pointing his gun at Amy.
Sonic laid the emerald on the floor and threw his shoe at Eggman. Eggman flew out of his machine and was knocked into the window, even though the shoe was about 1 pound. Sonic ran towards Amy and picked her up and was about to run through the door, but a capsule was closing on him.
"AHHH!" Sonic yelled in surprise.
The capsule was going at about 2 miles per hour.
Sonic sat in the spot pulling out his DS and started to play a game.
Eggman, Tails, and Amy started to watch.
"What game are you playing?" They all asked.
"I'm playing Metroid Prime Hunters." Sonic replied, trying to kill 6 metroid on the spot.(that sounds easy, but it's hard.)
Robotnik looked up at the capsule which was half way closed.
"We might want to get out of the way, so it doesn't close on us." Robotnik said, getting out of the capsule.
Sonic stood up and found a save spot on his game and turned it off. Sonic crawled out of the capsule.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Robotnik yelled.
"I'm getting some coke. I'm thirsty." Sonic replied walking into the other room.
Sonic stepped in the space ship and took off.
-Earth-
Sonic started to walk around and found a coke machine.
"Finally." Sonic groaned.
"$1.15! I don't have it." Sonic said walking off.
Sonic started to run to his house and got $1.15 from his hidden piggy bank. Sonic looked around.
"I hope no one can see this,"Sonic said still looking around. Sonic pulled out a picture of Amy and started to sniff it.
-ARK-
"What's he doing now?" Robotnik asked Tails.
"He pulled out the Amy picture and started sniffing it...again." Tails said dully.
"Wait a minute...EWWW!" Tails yelled backing away from the telescope.
"What?" Robotnik said running over to the telescope.
"EEEWWWW!" Robotnik yelled.
-Earth-
Sonic was chewing on a chaos emerald and it was electrocuting him, showing his organs. Sonic dropped the emerald and looked at the ceiling.
"HEY QUIT WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE! I DON'T DO IT TO YOU!" Sonic yelled at the telescope, which was probably 32,000 yards from the atmosphere.
-ARK-
"He saw us!" Robonik yelled looking away.
The door opened and Sonic stood in doorway.
"How'd you get here so fast!" Robotnik asked surprised.
"Authors can be good sometimes..." Sonic just said, adding a static noise after sometimes.
"The capsule just launched."Tails said dully.
Sonic grabbed a chaos emerald used chaos control to teleport in the capsule.
Amy was sitting right beside Sonic in the capsule.
"Amy, what the hell are you doing in here?" Sonic asked dully.
"Well I was wondering if you would--" She was cut off by a flash of green light.
"I tried." Amy said, still sitting down.
Sonic's head popped out of the green light.
"You coming(insert word here)?" Sonic asked.
"Why did you say that?" Amy asked, turning her head a little.
"Say what?" Sonic asked.
"Read the thing that you said after I said,'I tried'." Amy replied.
"I wonder why I said that." Sonic said.
"You might want to end this thing with SA2B right now." Amy said to the author.
I don't wanna!
"Yes you do!" Amy yelled again.
No I don't!
"Please before this capsule blows up!" Amy yelled at the author.
...Fine!
Just then the screen changed to where Sonic was reading another story.
He was reading a story called Sonic Insanity. (real story).
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sonic laughed.
"Oh man! The way this person writes...It's hilarious! I got to shoot Amy alot!" Sonic said clutching his sides from laughing so much.
Sonic was about to read another chapter, but Tikal walked in through the door.
"Sonic where's Shadow?" A pissed off Tikal asked.
Tikal was about to open the door.
"No you can't go in there!" Sonic yelled.
Tikal gave him a shut-the-hell-up-before-I-give-you-a-freakin-pizza-that-has-poison-in-it look, and opened the door and ran into bricks.
"See you can't go in there, because it leads nowhere. Try the door next to it." Sonic said.
Tikal looked to her left and there was another door.
She opened it and Shadow was eating a ham sandwhich.
"Shadow why did you eat all of my food?" Tikal asked Shadow, who was looking around.
"Uhhh...I didn't" Shadow replied, wiping some crumbs off of his hands.
"You left a note that said: I ate it, I ate, I can't believe that I freakin ate it-Shadow."
"Ohhhhh...well I was hungry." Shadow said with an apologetic look.
"I bought that food for a special reason." Tikal said dully.
-Flashback-
Tikal was looking for the food that she needed.
Tikal was about to grab a box of cookies, but a civilian grabbed it first.
They started to yank the box back and forth until the other person got tired.
Tikal punched the person in the stomach and ran off with the box.
When she got home she took out a cookie and took a bite out of it.
"Man, these have blueberries in them." Tikal said throwing the box away.
-End Flashback-
"Even though that had nothing to do with a special reason, that flashback sucked." Shadow said.
"Please get out before--" Shadow was cut off by a loud explosion and Knuckles flew through the wall.
"Did it happen again Knuckles?" Shadow asked.
"It happens everytime I get close to beating his high score, It's not fair that he controls what I do!" Knuckles yelled.
Suddenly Malak22 burst in the back door and started to yell,"You-will-never-beat-my-highscore-on-this-god-forsaken-game!" Malak started to bang his head in the door leaving a crack in it.(I did this before when I was really mad, and it left a giant crack in my door, the sad part is that no one noticed it yet.)
"Your crazy!" Knuckles said backing off.
"THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT SON OF SAM!" Malak yelled looking around.(if you don't know the Son of Sam then PM me and I will tell you the story.)
"Hurry up and mention that you love him!" Shadow yelled at Tikal, who was clearly not hearing yells and sounds of machine guns going off.
She was about to talk, but she caught a bullet that I-Knuckles fired at the window for no reason.
"Who shot this bullet!" Tikal yelled.
"..."
"..."
"So no one going to talk, well we will see who did it, by torturing them!" Tikal yelled.
"You go gir--" Some audience member said, before getting his head chopped off from a gullotine.
-In some dark and scary room that the author had to put in the story-
Tikal walked over to Malak22 who was tied in a crappy chair.
"So how do you like the chair?" Tikal asked grinning.
"IT SUCKS THERES HOLES IN IT, WITH STAINED CHEESE AND THE SPRINGS ARE STABBING MY BACK!" Malak yelled.
Indeed there was springs holding little knifes and stabbing the author with them.
"OW, QUIT!" Malak yelled.
Then Tikal turned on the T.V. to the channel that Malak hated the most.
"NOOOOOOOO NOT BARNIE! THIS SHOW IS FOR HOMOS LIKE COSMO! SHE'S A PLANT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Malak yelled.(It's not that I hate her, but a plant!
how come they don't make another ant!)
Malak22 was forced to watch Barnie, because his eyes were taped opened and he was restrained with a straight jacket.
Tikal walked over to Knuckles, who was in the same stuff as Malak22, but he was forced to watch the crappiest episode of Family Guy over and over and over.(that would suck!)
-13 hours later-
"Who shot it?"
"I did!"
Tikal looked at the door way and there stood Sonic.
"Sonic why did you try to kill me?" Tikal asked frowning.
"Kill you? I wouldn't kill you, your my good friend! I thought you were talking about Shadow." Sonic said wiping off the fact that he was still orange.
"You killed Shadow!" Amy yelled, who just happened to walk by.
"Noooooo...I meant Shadow's shadow, it was chasing him around and it was annoying!" Sonic said clearing things up.
-outside-
Shadow was leaning over his shadow where there was a large hole in it. Shadow tried to say something and walked off in the door,"Sayonara, Shadow's shadow."
-In that weird room mentioned above-
Malak was asleep on the couch and Knuckles was shaking uncontrollably, from That's So '00's show that was on.
"Alright I did it!" Knuckles said looking around. He was in nothing standing in a black nothingness. Then it suddenly turned white and he was spinning around on the ceiling
"AHHHHHH! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TIKAL, HONEST!" Knuckles yelled looking around.
The screen dissovled into black again with white specs everywhere. Then it zoomed out more until it came upon letters in the sky.
Some person appeared in a suit and started to say,"Will Knuckles be able to escape? Will they ever find him? We will all find out when you watch the Twilight Zone."
I hoped yall liked this chapter! The next one will have a weird and nasty title, but the chapter will be good.
