Hello everyone! Here it is, THE DOUBLE D LOOSES HIS HAT SEMI-FINAL CHAPTAR!
Ed: NOO!
Wait... How am I able to write an A/N again? Plank controls this story...
Double D: Be quick! You must complete the Author's Note before that horrible board comes back to kill us all!
Ed: KILL US ALL! NOO! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE TIME I BRUSHED MY TEETH!
Okay okay! Anyways, this is part 1 of the finale epic chapter of Double D Looses his hat. This chapter will feature the epic duel between 3 pre-teens, a anthropomorphic kitty, a macho-dude, an OC, and some evil demon incarnation of a piece of wood. IN SONG! So enjoy the utter randomness! This chapter is BIGGER THAN THE LAST CHAPTER! :D
Chapter 12: The Shadow Challenges Part 1: Battle of the Bands
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"You have any 8s?" Jimmy asked.
"Nope." Eddy replied.
"Yeah you do! You have 2!" Leo said, looking at Eddy's cards on purpose. In the large amount of time between the last chapter and this one, the characters had gotten bored, so they decided to pass the time.
"YOU LIE!" Eddy yelled, taking out a hammer from no where and smashing it in the poor OC's face. Leo epically flew out the window, and into another bird.
Everyone just stared at the window, then Eddy. Then at the window again, and then at Eddy...
Then at the window...
Then at Ed...
Then at a magic bunny...
Then at some random fat dude who speaks some language that is not native to Earth...
Then at you, the reader...
Plank said, "Do you have any kings?"
"I do not." Double D replied.
Plank suddenly started crying like an itty, bitty baby.
"WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY CAN I NEVER WIN IN GO FISH? WHY MUST I ALWAYS LOSE IN THIS GAME? WHY WHY WHY?"
"STOP CRYING OVER A DUMB CARD GAME!" Demanded SK.
"STOP TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON." sAID eDDY.
And then, Caps lock went off.
"Hey guys, the audience is back." Ed randomly said.
Everyone realized that the chapter had started about 400 words ago, so wasting no time, they all got into battle formations.
"Hahaha!" Plank said. "You may have thought you had me cornered, but you cannot defeat me."
"Sure we can." Eddy said. "I got a Rambo Knife right here; come on let's do it!" He randomly pulled a huge knife out of no where.
Plank laughed in an humored fashion. "Silly human. Knives cannot hurt me! Not while I have..."
He started to strain himself, acting as though he had some serious constipation. Then suddenly, he grew a small mustache. "THE MUSTACHE OF AUTHORITES!" (Pronounced Aw-thor-rites)
"NO!" Double D yelled in fear. "Nothing can destroy one who wears the Mustache of Authorites! Only those who can defeat him in a series of Shadow Challenges can destroy the Mustache!"
Everyone looked at Double D in a disturbed fashion. "What? Don't any of you pay attention in Language Arts?"
"Nope. Because I already know language, and it's not art." Eddy said. "So, what are the Shadow Challenges?"
Double D opened up a large book called "Dummy's Guide to Shadow Challenges Against People Who Wear The Mustache of Authorites."
"Here it is! The first one, is a battle of the bands. The second one is a random Poke'mon duel. And the last one is an intense fight scene." He closed the book and it vanished into thin air. "Let's go gentlemen!"
Suddenly, the characters all appeared on another stage.
Double D's group was on one side, while Plank and several boards were on the other.
Double D was on bass (playing an actual bass; as in the fish); Ed was playing the drums, Eddy had a background guitar and microphone. Shakespeare kitten was now wearing rapper clothes and was holding a microphone. Jimmy was however, eating a burrito while holding a guitar.
Plank was on the mic, while his cronies were on the other instruments.
Eddy started to sing as the song started out strong. For some reason, he also sounded like Elvis Presly. You know; until he died.
"My adventure started not long ago,
Just chillin' at my place
Eatin' chips while watching reruns,
of Everybody Hates Chri- OW!"
Plank pushed Eddy out of the way and continued singing. The band members started fighting each other while they played. Plank continued.
"My evil reign of terror,
It's something that I do!
No one can stop me,
Not even you!"
Yeah... I will rule the world!
Yeah... I will rule the world!
Yeah... I will rule the world!
Yeah... I WILL RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD!"
Suddenly, Jimmy started doing an epic guitar solo of epicness. It was so epic that half the world blew up into itty bitty pieces. Everyone was now practically beating the living crud out of each other. While the fighting continued, SK took the mic and started rapping.
"HEY!
"This day's been messed up
Everything is screwed up
now we must drain,
Plank's Terror reign!
"Now I don't know what's goin' on
But I sure know what has gone
Downhill from here
Plus no one will hear
You scream!"
The kitty cat took out a tambourine and started hitting hit against the wall and used it to smash it against Plank's head. Plank started yelling the following verse in anger:
"YOU WILL PAY EVIL KITTY,
YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!
I'LL CRUSH YOUR SPIRIT,
AND YOUR NON-EXISTANT WIFE!"
The kitty hissed at the giant demon-thing and back-flipped away. Plank and the kitty fought each other, yelling out parts of the song which were just basically random kung-fu battle cries.
"HI-YAH!"
"HO-HU-WA!"
"HOIIII-YABBRABA!"
"OBO-GATCHI!"
"HAI-YARGH!"
"HI-YAH! CHA-WA!"
"HI-YA-TRA-GA-FLA-DA!"
The cat stopped yelling and backflipped away.
"Silly Plank,
You can't beat me!
I'm too fast for you,
You make the ladies heave!
Cha-Cha!"
A random woman who happened to be there looked at Plank, and threw up. Ed slipped on the puke and flew into the opposite drummed, effectively smashing his set.
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Ed yelled.
Ed randomly started doing the worm; Eddy was breakdancing; Double D was impressively tap-dancing; Jimmy was going the Tango with a female plank. Plank and SK freestyled, and the other planks were eaten by the forces-that-be for their horrible dancing.
Ed smashed his drums again. "FINISH HIM!"
Eddy smirked as he grabbed the mike as he adressed the next lines to Plank.
"And then I saw your face!
It was very ugly!
It had no grace!
It reminds me of Lee!
"You can't beat us!
We're too strong for you,
And you should not eat us!
We're high Trans fat, dude!
Take it away, Shakespeare!"
SK took the mike one last time, and recited the verse.
"And now we end this song
With a special meaning
and it's kinda long,
So we are shortening it
"Now I'm hungry!
So let's finish,
This weird song
Cause I want some fish!
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! FIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIII-IEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHH!
YEAH!"
Double smiled confidently at the defeated Plank. "I think it would be safe to asumed that we won that challenge."
"Beginner's luck!" Plank claimed. "You still have the next challenge to beat me in! But we'll have to continue next chapter. We can't do it now. So let's cut to the credits!
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