Sometimes Teapot wondred why people were so impossible. After a short introduction to a blue butterfly that could apprently talk and was this all knowing being. It was apprenly asked her questions that she had to answer, and yet it was supposed to be all knowing. 'It', however, was called Absolem. And Absolem seemed to have an over inflated sense of self worth. And the worst part was, everybody seemed to have cleared out. And this smoke was just choking her. And it seemed everytime Absolem asked a question
"Who are you?"
It asked impertiniently, for the sventh time. The first six she had not answeredm, and Absolem or whatever it was seemed to be getting annoyed.
"Well, I'm most certainly not Alice, contrary to popular belief."
"That was not the question."
"Well, in a sense it was. I mean, you certainly asked who I was,and determining who are means first determining who you are not. So thereof, I most certainly answered your question."
Aboslem sighed in defeat. This girl was most infuriating.
"Who are you?"
"Well, people call me Lacey Miruna Kingsleigh."
"You are hardly Lacey Miruna Kingsleigh."
"You are hardly Aboslem."
"I most certainly am Absolem!"
"You most certainly are not. Absolem knows everything. You do not."
Aboslem sighed. This girl was impossible, impertienenit. He could not work with such a mind. She was mad, completely bonkers, and would not answer his questions.
"I ask once more, who are you?"
"Not anyone that you think you know. I am Lacey."
"Who else are you?"
"Well, I guess you could also call me Teapot."
"Now, we are getting somewhere."
"What...?"
At that moment, Chessur seemed to evaporate beside her, startling her and makign her unable to finish, and the Absolem dissapeered into smoke.
"I'm sorry to interrupt you quaint conversation, but her majesty and the prince are leaving for Witzend soon. I believe Dedrick metioned something about you as well?"
It took the girl a moment to realize what Chessur was speaking of, but it quickly came to mind. Of course. Dedrick.
"Of course, show me to where they are Chessur."
And with that, the girl followed him in silence and did not speak the whole way there. She wa sthinking on something. Thinking on the matter of who she was. The only thing that was certain was that she was not Alice.
