Spider-Man Holiday One Shot Stories

April Fool's Day – Doreen Green

Co-Writer GreyKing46

We do not own these Marvel characters.

It was the start of April, the year was already a third complete, but that's not what most people were excited for. It was April Fool's Day, the only time of year people can give out practical jokes with a...modicum of reasonable jest. From Midnight to Midday of this day people could pull as many jokes as they want...provided they weren't the recipients of their own joke.

And one Hero... Was having a lot of fun

"GAH! What the heck?! Darn squirrels!" a civilian called out as a squirrel came from his trousers

"Ha-ha-ha! Sorry, April Fool's." A female voice laughed

"Huh? Oh very funny." the civilian sweat-dropped

"Come on Monkey Joe, we've got others to say "hello" to." The girl spoke as her little friend crawled into her long bushy tail. Yes, you read that correctly: a long bushy tail. This particular prankster was Doreen Green, AKA The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. She had medium length red hair and brown eyes; she was dressed in a fake-furred leotard with a dark grey spandex cat-suit, a brown belt with two pouches either side of her, with gloves and boots with fake-fur on her forearms and shins of said gloves and boots; finally, last but certainly not least: her three foot brown furred tail.

She smiled happily; throwing an acorn into her mouth like a normal person would gum and started chewing happily

"Okay...Who's next?" She pondered and then she saw a red and blue clad hero swinging around New York.

"Oh! Hey Spidey!" She waved, running after the Hero

Spidey was currently swinging around Times Square and webbed up Jonah's jumbo-tron...And promptly webbed an "I love Spidey" balloon bubble next to his face. "Happy April Fool's Jonah."

"Ha! Nice one!" She laughed happily

"SPIDER! YOU! You see this New York? Nothing more than a vandal AND a detriment to our society!" Jonah snapped

"Oh lighten up Jonah, it's April first." Spidey quipped

"That's amazing." Squirrel Girl wiped her tear away.

"Huh?" Spidey tilted his head, looking down to see Squirrel Girl

"Oh, hey Squirrel Girl. Enjoying the holiday?" Spidey asked

"Oh yeah, that was a good one." She smiled "Money Joe and Mr Leiberman agree."

"O... Kay." He shrugged, always finding her squirrel talk creepy

"Hey, mind if we tag along?" She asked

"Yea, sure." He shrugged

"Awesome!" She smiled as both she and him leaped through the sky

Well... She jumped onto his back, wrapped her arms around his neck and held onto him as he swung. Same difference right?

"This is AWESOME!" Squirrel Girl cheered as she held onto him

"You get used to it. So, what've you been up to?" Spidey asked

"The usual, with the added practical joke here and there." She answered

"Same." He laughed with a smile

"What's your usual quota for today? A lot of small ones or a GIANT one? Or a mix?" Squirrel Girl asked

"I just have one then I finish, helps vent out frustration." Spider-Man answered "Wait, what are we talking about?"

"Does it matter?" Squirrel Girl teased "No I am NOT going to ask him that." she told her squirrel friends.

"What did they ask?" Peter asked

"They wanted to know if you had a girlfriend." Doreen answered

"Nope. Not right now." He shrugged

"Oh...Oh really? Right...Okay..." Squirrel Girl nodded

"Yea." Spidey nodded, flipping in the air

"Wahoo!" Doreen cheered, while her tail was being held upon by tiny squirrel paws.

"Rooftop, ten o'clock." Peter pointed.

"Huh?" Be asked in confusion

"Get ready to let go!" Peter spoke as he released the webbing and free-fell to the rooftop.

"WHAT?!" she yelled over the wind, not knowing what he meant

"Let go!" Peter called out as the two fell through the New York air

But she didn't, she hugged her tighter

"You're a hugger aren't you?" Peter chuckled as he caught themselves and landed on the rooftop safely using a webbing parachute.

"That... Was... AWESOME!" Doreen cheered "And terrifying."

"Yeah...What's a superhero practical joke without some adrenaline?" Peter smiled

She laughed... And then pulled him into a kiss

"HMM! Hmm..." Peter thought in shock but then just accepted it.

Doreen pulled back lightly and smiled with a blush "Happy April Fools..."

"Ah-ha..." Peter smiled with his lifted mask "Err...April Fools finished five minutes ago."

"I know." She smiled, hugging him close

"Well...this is something..." Peter smiled

"Yeah...If I want it to be." Doreen blushed "I-I mean if YOU want it to be. I-I'm okay with just kissing I mean-!" Doreen blushed and got flustered, only for Peter to kiss her.

"You're an attractive and fun woman." Peter smiled "So, why not? Plus it'd be awesome to have a kick ass girlfriend."

"I have to admit...The Amazing Spider-Man and The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl; DOES sound like the ULTIMATE power-couple. Take THAT Bradgelina." She joked

"And you're funny to." He laughed softly

"Well...YOU'RE funnier. That joke you pulled: genius!" she responded

"Really? Most people say I'm annoying." Peter shrugged

"Then most people don't have a funny bone." Squirrel Girl answered

Peter was amazed at that

"Hey...You know that...well...I'm kinda weird...But err...Maybe if you're not doing anything..." She blushed, but she had her tail covering her face. "We could... I dunno... Go on a date?"

"I'm sorry? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your bushy tail." Peter asked, because honestly what she just said WAS muffled to him.

She repeated herself again, taking the tail away from her mouth a bit

"Wow...Yeah. Yeah I'd like to do that." Peter smiled

"R-Really?" Doreen beamed

"Really, really." Peter nodded, to which she hugged him with her whole body.

"Thank you!" She laughed

"Hey...No...Problem...Just one thing." Peter asked

"Anything." Doreen hugged him tighter

"Let me breathe!" Peter's voice went squeaky from his vocal cords being constricted

"Sorry!" She yelled, jumping back

Spidey took a deep breath in and then began to breathe normally "Oh...It's okay, it's okay...I've survived worse." He answered "So...Shall I pick you up about...six?" Peter offered

"Sure." She nodded

"Oh, costumes or civilian?" He asked

"Why?" Doreen tilted her head

"I want to treat you in style." Peter smiled

"I don't mind." She shrugged

"Civilian it is; see you at six...Oh almost forgot, do you need a hand getting down?" Peter offered since they WERE on top of a skyscraper.

"I'm fine." She smiled "But I wouldn't mind the ride."

"My Squirrel-Lady." Peter extended his arm to carry her.

"My Spider-Man." She giggled, jumping into his arms

As the two swung into the New York air, they laughed for the date they would soon have.

*with the Authors*

"And while this story may be short, for these free souls... This is all that is needed." Grey said with a smile

"And next time we'll be doing She-Hulk." Ghost smiled looking at Grey

There was a moment of silence as the readers cheered only for...

"APRIL FOOLS!" Both yelled together

End. But more stories to continue.