Chapter 12: Casa Del Nooky pt3

Synopsis: The Amazon has attacked and Aletia is alone. Dav is hunting Andrew while Zalak is getting lost on the small planet Nooky…

Authors Notes: The last part, enjoy!

Disclaimer: As much as I would like too I do not own Ashura, Zen, Zalak and Orachron, they are property of MAS and Dark respectively. Sora and Kingdom Hearts belongs to SquareEnix and Disney. Aletia belongs to A.M.MC!

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On the other side of the world…

"I swear I'll kill you Thomas!" Dav yelled loudly.

"Please don't, I'm allergic to being killed!" Andrew pleaded as he ran for his life.

"Well you'll be going to the doctors with a very severe allergy after I'm through with you!"

"How is that possible Spiky? If he's dead then he is dead… I've killed enough people to know that!" Zalak's voice came mockingly from behind Dav who had now cornered Andrew near a large rock.

"What the hell do you want?" Dav barked at Zalak without looking at him.

"To see you kill him of course!"

"Dav… I could help you… if you let me go…" Andrew whispered to Dav in his most alluring voice that still made Dav scowl.

"You have one minute…"

"Well, let me have my way with my dream boy over there… That way you will never see him again and Astanta will be safe from his ultra sexy evil… If you think about it, everybody wins!" Andrew said still whispering.

"Let me think about this…" Dav said aloud, catching Zalak's attention who was picking at his ear.

"About what Spiky?… Why are you looking ay me like that… Hey, put down that straight jacket… ACK!"

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"I win sex kitten by smushing tiny girl!" The Amazon roared as she prepared to swing her club.

"Aletia run!" Zen yelled. "You can't win!"

"I can and I will!"

Aletia jumped on to the Amazon's club that had slammed into the floor as a result of it missing its target. The large hairy lipped woman raised her club and began to shake it around wildly. The wind dragon leapt from the club and perched on one of the Amazon's shoulders and yanked at her very long straw like brown hair. Enraged, the female behemoth drove her club downwards at Aletia stupidly and smacked herself on the head with all the raw power of an elephant (A/N and the smell…). Aletia yanked on her hair again and she repeated the whacking motion, each time becoming more dizzy.

"Why are you hitting yourself?" Aletia kept mocking the woman as she stumbled about drunkenly.

"Me no feel well…" The Amazon muttered as she began to sway backwards and forwards but Aletia didn't notice.

"Look out!" Zen yelled but it was too late.

The Amazon began to fall, the whole scenario going into slow motion. Aletia fell down quicker off the Behemoth's shoulders and landed directly in the path of the falling mound of woman. As she got closer to the ground a shadow appeared around where Aletia was lying unconscious. Before the huge woman landed a figure emerged from the shadow, grabbed Aletia and sunk back into it. Just as the mysterious man and Aletia disappeared the Amazon fell and caused a huge crater to open up as the ground shook. From inside the shadow that Zen's cage cast Aletia and Ashura emerged. Ashura seemed angry while Aletia was for some reason swooning over Ashura. Zen growled as Aletia gawked at Ashura who was starting to get uncomfortable.

"… My hero!" Aletia yelled as she latched herself around Ashura's waist.

"Do you mind! I have a reputation to think about, I am much older that you!" Ashura shot back worriedly.

"I don't care, it can be a forbidden love!"

"I will kill you Dragoon…" Zen uttered.

"Who said I was going to let you out of the cage kitty boy?" Ashura mocked.

"When Dav gets back he'll let me out!"

"Lets see… Dav is still off murdering Andrew Thomas… Zalak is just Zalak… Your girlfriend is very rightly falling for my warrior charms…and I just generally do not like you!" Ashura taunted. (A/N We don't see this side of Ashura enough do we?)

"Hey A, what is with this cage?" Tidus' voice came from the door to the large cage Zen was still trapped in. "Zen! Your trapped, hold on!"

"No, you fool!" Ashura yelled as he tried to run toward Tidus but Aletia was now holding onto his legs, making it impossible to move fast enough.

Tidus smashed the lock of the cage with the hilt of his sword and the door swung open. Zen exited the cage with an evil grin on his face usually found on Zalak's features.

"Tidus, thanks. I owe you one… Hey, does Dav keep his Buster Blade in the ship?" Zen questioned the young blonde.

"He does, want to borrow it?"

"Oh yes… I do…"

"Oh…. Damn…." Ashura muttered as Tidus dragged Dav's most deadliest weapon and handed it to Zen who lifted it with one arm as Dav would do.

"REVENGE!" He shouted angrily as Ashura got a head start.

Aletia meanwhile was now sat looking at Tidus and was making him feel uncomfortable. He scratched his head and then he gasped.

"Its you! The one who kept turning me into a nine foot chicken!"

"Your hot…"

"AAAHHHH CRAZY LADY!!" Tidus yelled as he hightailed it out of the there with Aletia in tow.

"HEEEEEEYYYYYY GGGUUUYYYSSSS" Dav's voice came echoing as he ran back to where the skirmish had happened moments before. "Hey, where is everyone… shouldn't Ashura and Tidus have arrived by now…"

A rumbling from behind where he was standing directed his attention to a very large shadow looming over him. A low growl escaped from its throat and Dav whipped both guns out and prepared to turn around.

"it's a zombie… it's a zombie…it's a ….AAAAAHHHHHHH"

The Amazon had returned to her feet and she now had a ghastly face (A/N Ghastlier anyway... Is that possbile?), a darker tint on her body and amber glowing eyes. She had become a Heartless.

"Nooky… Nooky… Nooky…"It groaned.

"Goodbye…" Dav saluted and zipped away as fast as he could with an Amazon Nooky Fiend Heartless following him.

Meanwhile…

It was black… nothing was around him. He felt like he had died and his spirit was floating free in the endless voids of space. Zalak groaned and tried to move but as he began to return to consciousness he realised he had been drugged and was now tied up somewhere. He opened one eye slightly and noticed someone dancing around in the room he was being held in dressed in nothing but a pink apron that thankfully covered the areas we wouldn't want to see. Andrew had a feather duster in his hands and a sick grin on his face. Zalak tried to act asleep but it was no good, his admirer had already noticed.

"You are awake at last my love!" Andrew chirped.

"What the hell?!?" Zalak spluttered. "You better not have… touched me…" He threatened while cringing at the mere thought.

"No, my love, no. I wanted to wait until you were awake so you can enjoy it too!"

"Oh… no… help…."

Hope you enjoyed this three part instalment and I hope you review… Nah, I'm only joking, I wont leave Zalak in that kind of position… even I have my limits.

"Dav let me have you forever!"

"He did what!??"

"Yes, my love, great isn't it?"

"Dav-baka will die!" He roared.

"Now, now. We have things to do… my sexy beast!"

"SIN CARNAGE!!"

"Oh, my love!" Andrew yelled as he and the room disappeared in a devastating dark elemental attack.

Zalak blanked out…

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Zalak once again felt himself regaining consciousness and felt himself moving rather quickly from side to side and then up and back down again. Should I bother to open my eyes and see what the hell is going on… Zalak in fact did and was surprised at what he found. Zalak was slung over Dav's shoulder who was jumping and running all over the place to avoid the Amazon Heartless' club. As the blonde warrior jumped onto the club and then over the Heartless Zalak noticed that on the Amazon Heartless' chest was a face that seemed strangely familiar.

"Love… Love…" It kept mouthing as the main head of the Heartless chanted "Nooky… Nooky… Nooky…".

"Spiky, what the hell is happening?!?"

"Aletia killed the Amazon and she turned into a Heartless and then when you obliterated Andrew, which I thank you for, his remains merged with her… It's horrible"

"Wow, where's Zenny?"

"Still trying to kill Ashura!"

"Good for him!"

"Concentrate demon!" Dav snapped as he threw Zalak to the floor and rolled to the side himself to avoid being squashed.

"I have a plan!" Zalak yelled as he stood to face the Heartless. He turned round and pointed his butt at it. "Look at this sweet can, you want it don't you!" He taunted.

"Nooky..." The heartless said as he reached for Zalak's butt.

"Now Spiky!"

Dav drew his sword and sliced through both its legs which caused it to fall backwards directly onto the Balance.

"ACK!" Came a muffled moan.

"heh…" Zalak laughed as a large heart escaped the Amazon's chest and rose into the air and disappeared.

The body faded away back into the darkness and Zalak looked at where his blonde college was now laid on the floor after being squashed. He was lying in a three foot deep hole moaning about Unicycle Riding Shadow Heartless. Zalak collapsed to the floor laughing as Dav started to get up and scowl.

"I… saved… your… life… and you laugh!"

"You had me kidnapped!"

"Yeah, that really worked didn't it..!"

"Aw, you love me really Dav-chan!" Zalak taunted

"Where is my B Blade…" He muttered.