Chapter 11: He started it – huh? NO I DIDN'T!
Kai finally entered the kitchen having explored the manor house – well, if you could say casually walking around trying to delay the fact that he was going to have to face the two weirdoes sooner or later really exploring – well yeah, it was that.
His eyes fell upon Kari; the little angel was quite happily tucking into pancakes and golden syrup with a big grin on her innocent little face and swinging her feet as they dangled from sitting on a comfy looking chair.
Juan however was brooding next to her. Not eating anything and sporting a huge red hand mark on his right cheek, a black aura had surrounded him.
"Kai-kun!" Kari chirped happily as she finished her pancakes and flew over to him easily. "Don't mind Juan no Baka Hentai. He's sulking because I sent Olivia away."
"More like freaking killed her… Jeeze woman, I thought you Fricken angels were meant to be all holy and shite like that?"
"Well you started it."
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did! You groped me!"
"It's not my fault you have a very nice ass!"
Smack
"HENTAI!"
Smack
"HENTAI-HENTAI-HENTAI-HENTAI!"
Smack-Smack-Smack-Smack!
"What the fuck! It's a valid argument! Bloody Hell!"
"Stop it with the profanities!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Shut UP!" Kai finally yelled, sick of their fighting for what seemed to be the second time in less than an hour.
There silence echoed in the room, on the walls the floor the ceiling.
A random imp cried.
Then all was silent.
Kai Hiwatari was in charge.
Luna-chan - A MaSk Of LiEs: Okay, if no one shoots me then I'll be happy. I'm sorry for not updating I've been putting all my effort into my other story, which I seem to have gotten writers block in. -glares at Aki-
Aki-chan: -looking slightly beaten up- Not my fault...
Random Guy: It never is...
Aki-chan: -pouts- It's not my fault some random reviewer beat me up...
Random Guy: It was great... -grins- The house was quiet for a week...
Aki-chan: -gasps- You smiled!
Random Guy: -nods-
Luna: He smiled a lot without you around.
Aki-chan: -looks put out- Fine... Be like that...
Ms.SoUrPuSs: Sure! Heaven is generally very forgiving. It's pretty up there as well.
Random Guy: Heaven let's everyone in.
Aki-chan: Even Luna! Come on, it must be easy to get into ne?
Luna: ... Hey!
Smoke-Angel: Voltaire hmm? Yeah, let's not get into that, I was watching Little Nicky the other day (it's a great film) and I was like wow... I can almost imagine Voltaire with a pineapple stuck up his bum also... So yeah, I'm playing on ways to get Voltaire to hell so I can torture him also! -smile-
Aki-chan: Oh yes! That was fun to think of.
Random Guy: ... You both can be very cruel at times.
Luna: -looks confused- How?
Random Guy: ...
Wreckless Spirit: Enough said.
Random Guy: -nods-
Aki-chan: -looks confused- On what?
Random Guy: Hentai.
Aki-chan: ... -is still confused-
Luna: -giggles- So naive Aki-chan
MidnightBallard: Lmao, I loved that quote as well, I was quite impressed with my muse (for once) and yeah.. I don't know when your holiday finishes... -shifty eyes-
Random Guy: -sing song voice- Someone's feeling guilty!
Luna: -- No I'm not...
Aki-chan: She lies... it's all a lie!
Monarch: It has gone up. But I didn't want people to read Juan prophanities (heheh... love that word) and gasp and faint and make a big fuss on it.
Aki-chan: It's nice not to live under the threat of reviewers...
Random Guy: Not that we can EVER remember a time before that happening...
AG: Kari and Juan have a very... interesting relationship as you put it, I'd say it's a bit stranger than interesting. You'll be fine in your exams! I would give you the whole prep talk I've given all my friends in the year above but it's probably longer the The Spirits Within -sweatdrops- Darn it, I'm going to be lonely in July. Still, nevermind. Alookon? Hm... you mean 'A look on' maybe?
Random Guy: -shrugs- Never heard of Alookon, and I've swallowed the dictionary...
Aki-chan: You have! -looks shocked-
Random Guy: It's a metaphor.
Aki-chan: Ooh... o.O
Luna: So yeah, it's probably just that the person writing it forgot about the long button at the bottom of the keyboard (that's the space bar in case you were wondering XP).
MyStiC BlAcK PhOeNix: -giggles- You make me laugh no matter what, it's amazing.
Random Guy: Not that it takes a lot to make you laugh.
Luna: ... -shrugs- I find a lot of things funny.
chibiworlfgurl: Well actually-
Aki-chan: She has no idea why Kai is stuck in hell.
Random Guy: She thought it would be a funny concept.
Aki-chan: So she did it.
Luna: -looks slightly put out- Well basically yeah. -blinks- Don't worry, I'm confused with this story also, so I honestly don't expect you to be any clearer. You've been out of town? That's awesome, I'm really happy for you! The last time I was out of town I saw this really nice purple skirt but I wasn't allowed to buy it -sniffles- I'm still not quite over it.
Aki-chan: -nods- It's true... She's been moping for a while.
