"We've been over this, Ian! We wanna check out the Battle Club in Luxuria Town!" Ryan said.
"Well excuuuuuuuse me, Ryan!" Ian snapped.
"Hey, guys! There it is!" Mike pointed out.
[Yeah! Time to kick some BUTT!] Jet exclaimed excitedly. And so, the group entered the building.
"Neat lookin' place, eh fellas?" Popeye said.
"Yes, much nicer than the clubs I went to!" Achmed agreed.
Flashback...
"Walter, why did you drag me to your Bridge Club?" Achmed asked timidly.
"Because I don't like you, and I don't like Bridge. Now shut the hell up and start playing, dumbass!" Walter snapped.
"Okay..." Achmed squeaked.
End flashback
"Okay, let's check out who we can fight so we can be ready for our next Gym Battle." Josh suggested. Everyone looked over his shoulder as he browsed the other competitors. Then he froze. "Aw, geez, him again?!"
"Nooooo!" Krillin groaned.
"That little assmuncher is here too?!" Ian complained.
"I hoped we'd never run into him again!" Ryan agreed.
Mike gasped. "Dagnabbit! This disrespectful little punk again?! Ooh, I just wanna whack him with my cane, the little brat!" Chester muttered.
"I'd rather blow his stupid ass up." Achmed replied.
"Why is his name another word for "fall"?" Tristan asked.
"Great, we meet the jerkface again." Emile groaned.
"He'll mellow out, guys, don't worry!" Deadpool assured.
"I still wanna give that little whelp what-for..." Popeye muttered.
"Who are you guys talking about?" Iris asked.
"Trip..." Josh scowled.
Best Wishes theme...
"So who's Trip?" Iris asked.
"I never knew he was in town!" Cilan said.
"Eh? You sayin' ya know this rotten kid, sonny?" Chester asked.
"Indeed I do, Mike's alternate personality!" Cilan nodded. "He challenged the Striaton Gym and won himself a badge!"
"Of course he did. Little jerk..." Josh muttered.
"Will you guys please stop the private conversation and tell me who Trip is?" Iris requested.
"Trip is an asshole." Tristan said simply.
"Oh, yeah, THAT completely explains it." Iris said sarcastically.
"Nothin' much we can tell ya about him, really. He's an anti-Kantite, we met him at Professor Juniper's lab, and his personality seems to switch after this appearance of his."
"And his Snivy is an asshole!" Achmed added.
"He was also the first person I ever battled." Mike added.
"Guys...I'm gonna battle Trip." Josh said flatly.
"Aw, but I wanted to do it!" Krillin complained.
"Next time, Krillin. Next time." Josh replied.
[Just leave this little jerk to us, baldy.] Ivy agreed. Krillin rubbed the top of his head with a frown.
"All right, Josh, I'll hook ya up!" The group turned to see a familiar face. "When it comes to battling, leave it to us! And welcome to the Pokémon Battle Club! So you wanna have a battle with Trip, eh? What's your name, son?"
"Um...Josh. ...Hey..."
"Is there something wrong?"
"Hey! Ain't you the guy Mike and his young friends met in that other town? ...Acmula Town or somethin' like that?" Chester asked.
"You mean Accumula Town?"
"That's the one!" Chester nodded.
"Of course, you must've paid a visit to my cousin's club!"
"Your cousin?" Josh asked with a raised brow.
"Indeed! Look over there!" He pointed to a picture on the wall of a bunch of men who all looked like Don George.
"Holy crap, they all look the same! Just like my wives back home." Achmed exclaimed.
"Wives? You have more than one wife?" Iris asked.
"Yeah, 42! They all look the same and their faces are always covered!" Achmed replied.
"How d'ya tell 'em apart?" Popeye asked.
"The numbers on their backs!" Achmed replied.
"That's terrible!" Iris said, shocked.
"I know, Mothers Day is a bitch!" Achmed agreed. "And so are half of the mothers."
"He's reusing jokes AGAIN!" Deadpool exclaimed. "What the hell?!"
"Anyway..." The man pointed to one of the Don George look-alikes. "This is the Don George you met in Accumula Town." He pointed to another. "And this is me, over here! Don George of Luxuria Town!"
"Holy crap, at least my wives had different names! ...Though I didn't really take the time to REMEMBER them..." Achmed said.
"Allow me to get Trip for ya!" Don George went over to the computer and began typing. "I'll contact him on his cellphone!"
Meanwhile...
Trip was taking pictures of the town when his cellphone rang. "Huh?" He clicked the answer button and held it to his ear.
"Hey there, Trip! There's someone here at the Battle Club who wants to battle ya."
"TRIP! I demand this battle! DEMAND IT!" Josh exclaimed.
"Josh, huh? So you guys are in town too?"
"Tell him I said hi!" Trip could vaguely make out Tristan's voice.
"Why would you WANT to say hi to him?!" Josh exclaimed.
"Here, lemme put him on speakerphone!" Trip could vaguely make out Don's voice. "There we go!"
"Hi, Trip!"
"Whatever, Tristan."
"He doesn't sound as bad as you guys made him out to be..." Iris said.
"Who's the girl?" Trip asked with a raised brow.
"That's Iris! We met her after we left Professor Juniper's lab!" Emile replied.
"Professor Juniper...I gotta call her soon..." Popeye sighed.
"By the way, Popeye's in love with Professor Juniper." Ian said flatly.
"DON'T TELL HIM THAT, YA IDIOT!" Popeye snapped.
"How are you doing, Trip?"
"Cilan? From the Striaton City gym?"
"Right! You see, Iris and I have officially joined the group!"
"So, you. Me. Battle Club. Now." Josh said.
"Thanks, but no thanks." Trip said flatly. "I'd rather wait until you actually have a Pokémon."
[Well, that works out nicely. Get down here.] Ivy said flatly.
"I haven't been this pissed off since I got hit by Zekrom's lightning." Krillin muttered.
"THE Zekrom?" Cilan asked. "The Legendary Pokémon?"
"Uh-huh. Apparently it was in Nuvema Town." Iris nodded.
"Wow! Amazing!" Cilan said in awe.
"YOU ARE GONNA BATTLE ME, YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL BEAT YOU, AND IT WILL BE GLOOOOOOOORIOUS!"
"Is that a Snivy I heard?" Trip asked. Though he seemed to be a lot closer than he was on the phone. Everyone turned to see him standing in the door.
"I could hear that loud mouth of yours all the way down the street you know." Trip said flatly.
"Does this mean...you accept my challenge?!" Josh said dramatically.
"Actually, I just came to tell you to shut up before you deafen the whole town...but if it were a full six-on-six battle, maybe it would be worth doing."
"Aw come on! Ivy here's my only Pokémon!" Josh complained as he held the grass snake up. She looked up at Trip with a neutral expression.
"Only one?" Trip scoffed.
"Hey, I also got a badge!" Josh defended, presenting the badge he got for beating Cilan.
"I already won two badges." Trip said with a smirk.
"AW YA GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!" Josh exclaimed. "THERE'S JUST ALWAYS GOTTA BE THAT ONE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS AHEAD OF YA JUST BARELY, AND ACTS ALL "LOOKIT ME, I'M KING OF THE WORLD, ME AND MY TWO BADGES!" Josh glared at Trip, along with his Snivy.
"Don George...I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to take a pass on this battle." Trip said flatly.
"You're serious?" Don asked as Iris and Cilan watched wide-eyed and everyone else just glared.
"What's the point? Josh has only got one Pokémon and one badge."
"OH YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE EMO HAIR AND YOUR STUPID RED SHIRT ARE JUST SCARED OF ME AND IVY BEATING YOU!" Josh snapped.
"A-mazing. Where you get all that groundless confidence is beyond me." Trip snarked. "Are all trainers from the Kanto region boonies just like you?" Then he was knocked down by a right hook, courtesy of Ian.
"YOU RACIST PIECE OF SH*T!" Trip scowled at Ian as he got up and wiped some blood from his nose.
"Hmph. I think I'll look for a better opponent over at the next town. See ya." He turned to walk away.
"Why not go for it? It's just a battle!" Iris said. Trip turned to look at her. "It's obvious you're quite the talker, but all talkers like you...are obviously little kids."
"Haha! It's okay when you say it to him!" Deadpool laughed. Trip turned to glare.
"Little kids?" He said. Cilan chuckled.
"As for me, I'd really enjoy seeing the two of you have a battle!"
"Yeah, let's see if Josh's offscreen training with Ivy paid off!" Deadpool agreed.
"Hmph." Trip turned away.
"It's like...intelligence and coolness colliding, creating a crisp and flavorful combination, with lots of depth." Cilan said. "Just the kind of battle I'd like to see!" Trip sighed.
"I take it back." He approached. "Don George, please be the ref for our one on one battle." Ivy smirked.
[Bring it on.] She said.
Trip turned to Josh and smirked. "Make sure it's not a TOTAL waste of my time, okay?" Josh glared at Trip's back. And so, they were all in the Battle Club, watching the fight take place.
"The one on one fight between Trip and Josh will now get underway. Get ready...GO!"
"All right, Servine! Let's go!" Trip tossed his Pokeball out, and the grass snake appeared.
[S'up, bitches!]
"So you evolved it, huh?" Josh said. "All right, Ivy! You ready to beat his BUTT?!"
[You need to ask?] Ivy asked with a smirk.
[Insert Who's That Pokémon here...]
Ivy leapt onto the field.
[Heeeeey, what's up, baby?] Servine said flirtatiously. [What's a beauty like you doin' with that loser on the rundown side of the hood?] Ivy grimaced at the Servine's words.
[Yeeeeeeah, keep dreaming, creep.] She said flatly.
"Your Servine has flirted with my Snivy! It better prepare to be...PUNISHED!"
[Wipe that perverted look off your face!] Ivy snarled.
[Ooh, she's feisty! I like that.]
"That is a creepy-ass Servine!" Ian exclaimed.
"Looks like Josh and Ivy mean business! This should be interesting." Iris said as she leaned in closer.
"Trip defeated Chilli's Pansear with that Servine, allowing him to win the Trio Badge! There's no doubt this battle is robust and densely rich! They'd better stay sharp!" Cilan said.
"Ivy, whip 'em!" Ivy obeyed, using Vine Whip. Servine dodged to the side. "All right, Leaf Blade!" Ivy's tail glowed green and she fell towards Servine, ready to hit him.
"Dodge and use Leaf Tornado!" Trip commanded. Servine leapt back, causing Ivy's tail to hit the dirt. Then he flipped upside down and spun around, creating a massive green tornado.
[This could hurt...] Ivy said flatly before the tornado engulfed her. She was sent flying into the air, then pitched back towards the ground headfirst, leaving a cloud of dust. The dust cleared to reveal Ivy was half-buried in the ground. Deadpool, from the bleachers, glared at the screen, then tossed the popcorn he was eating directly at it.
Ouch! Exclaimed the author as he was hit in the head by a container of popcorn.
Ivy pulled herself out of the ground with her vines, then scowled at Servine.
[Whattya say we go back to my crib after this, eh hottie?] Servine flirted. Ivy shuddered at what he was implying.
"You shut your mouth, or so help me, I will have Popeye and Bubbles hold you down, so I can tie you in the Devil's Knot!" Josh snapped.
[Meanwhile I'll be repeatedly whipping you.] Ivy agreed.
[Ooooh, she's kinky, too.] Servine purred. Ryan threw up.
"THE DEVIL'S KNOOOOOOOOOT!" Josh threatened.
"Like I said before...I trained my Snivy. And it evolved into Servine." Trip said.
"Oh yeah? Well that ain't gonna help much in the long run, TRIPPY!" Josh replied. "WHIP 'EM AGAIN!" Ivy tried whipping Servine again, but he dodged all three strikes.
[C'mon, now, sexy, I ain't got time for your kinky games.] Servine said with a smirk.
"Well, let's take advantage of this, shall we?" Josh said. "Ivy, Attract 'em!" Ivy then used Attract.
[Huh? Aw, don't go all girly on me with all these hear-WHOA! HOLY CRAP, YOU WERE HOT BEFORE, BUT NOW...DAMN!]
"I wonder how uncomfortable the author is writing this thing's dialogue?" Deadpool said.
Very.
"Well, ya gotta leave your comfort zone if ya wanna make a good story!" Deadpool shrugged. "Though you're not really making a GOOD one here..."
Remember when I threatened to write you out?
"Shutting up."
Smart guy.
Servine was now standing motionlessly, staring at Ivy, mouth agape, a puddle of drool forming at his feet.
"This Servine is SUCH AN ASSHOLE!" Achmed yelled. "And now he's a PERVERT?!"
"I forgot Snivy even knew Attract!" Iris exclaimed.
"But using it on that thing is not something you want to do!" Achmed added.
"Especially if it has its eyes on you beforehand." Cilan agreed, watching Servine's reaction uncomfortably.
"That whippersnapper's Severn thingy should be thrown in Pokémon jail!" Chester exclaimed. "I mean, it's like he's a grown man tryin' to pick up girls that're still in high school!"
[She's actually in her early twenties.] Jet corrected.
"How d'you know that, sonny? You two havin' a little relationship behind all our backs?"
"She...told you before, dude." Emile said. "Remember? Mike stubbed his toe on a rock? You came out? Ivy was sleeping on the rock Mike stubbed his toe on, so you spent twenty five minutes ranting to her about how annoying rocks were, then called her a young'un? She got annoyed and told you all our Pokémon, aside from Axew, were in their early twenties?"
"Oh, you kids should know by now my rememberin' skills ain't what they used to be!" Chester snapped. "Why, back in my day..."
[I miss Mike...] Jet sighed.
"Okay, now use Vine Whip!" Josh commanded Ivy. Ivy obeyed, whipping Servine in the back.
[Oh yeah, baby, that's the stuff...] Servine purred before falling on his stomach.
"Servine, no!" Trip yelled.
"All right, Ivy, knock him out with Leaf Blade!" Josh commanded.
[Gladly.] Ivy replied with a smirk before leaping into the air and bringing her tail down onto Servine's back, causing him to yelp in pain before falling unconscious.
"No, Servine!" Trip exclaimed.
"Servine is unable to battle. Ivy is the winner! Victory goes to Josh!"
"Yeah, that's right! Hug me, Snivy!" Josh scooped up Ivy in a hug. Ivy smirked up at him.
[You're going to do this every time we win a battle, aren't you?] She asked.
"Probably!" Josh said. Trip sighed.
"Well...okay, not bad." He turned to the others, watching in the bleachers. "Do any of you guys want to battle too? One on one?" Chester stood up.
"All right, you punk kid!" He exclaimed. "I'm gonna show you the old fashioned way of battling!"
[Wait, what?] Jet looked up at the old man in Mike's body.
"Chester, I'll bet ya ya don't even know the NEW fashioned way of battlin'!" Popeye exclaimed.
"Don't disrespect your elders, sonny!" Chester snapped. "This boy needs some discipline!" Chester hobbled down to the field. Trip rolled his eyes.
"'Bout time you got here, old man. Thought I was gonna be here till my eighty-third birthday." He muttered.
"Oooh, I'll teach you a lesson ya won't forget, sonny!" Chester snapped. "All right, uh..."
[Jet...] Jet muttered.
"Jeb, let's show 'em!" Jet sighed.
[Okay...]
"Don George...can you ref a few more battles?" Trip asked.
"I'd be happy to!" Don nodded.
"All right then, Tranquill! I need your help!" Trip exclaimed as he tossed another Pokeball, releasing his Tranquill.
"Eh? What's this bird?" Chester asked. He reached into Mike's pocket and pulled out the Pokedex. "Uh...what's that?" He asked it. No response. "Doh, dagnabbed modern technology!"
"Let me give it a shot." Chester jumped back in fear as Deadpool appeared beside him with the teleportation unit he has on his belt.
"You tryin' to give this old man a heart attack?!" He snapped. Deadpool ignored him as he looked up the Pokémon.
"Hey Ryan, someday Breeze might become a Tranquill!" He called up. Ryan squealed and hugged his Pidove.
"All right, Jep, use that...Water Pistol move!" Chester commanded. Jet looked back at him, confused, but went for a Water Gun anyway.
"Dodge it, Tranquill!" Trip commanded. Tranquill swerved to the right to avoid the spray of water. "Use Aerial Ace!" Tranquill flew through Jet three times, knocking his scalchop off and knocking him unconscious.
"Jen? Mike's not gonna be happy about this..." Chester muttered.
"Jet's unable to battle! Tranquill's the winner!"
"You see, my Tranquill has the ability Super Luck." Trip explained.
"Dagnabbit, I have that too!" Chester snapped. "Why, back in the war, I found myself surrounded by three men with loaded rifles and fended 'em off with a STICK! What's Super Luck, anyway?"
"It raises a Pokémon's chances of landing a critical hit." Cilan explained.
"Dagnabbit, always gotta hit the weak spots... back in my day, it was a test on strength to see just how many hits to the weak spots a man could take! Real men would have someone hit their weak spots with a baseball bat every day to get stronger! Mike's not doing it right!"
[Good thing he's not the dominant personality...] Ivy muttered. Chester grumbled angrily as he picked up Jet and staggered back to the bleachers.
"Hey, Trip!" Trip looked to see Ian storming over to him. "Leeeet's battle!" He shouted as he got into a very crappy karate stance.
"Hmph. Fine." Trip shrugged. "Tranquill, you ready?" Tranquill nodded.
"Come on, Little Piggy! Let's kick his ASS!" Little Piggy nodded.
[Yessir.]
"BEGIN!"
"All right, Little Piggy! Uuuuse EMBER!" Little Piggy obeyed. Tranquill simply dodged the attack, then flew high above the little pig. "Try again!" Little Piggy tried again twice. Tranquill dodged again.
"Tranquill, use Double Team!" Trip commanded. Tranquill split into five different Tranquill.
[W-wow...] Little Piggy said nervously.
"Don't worry, Tepig! I'm a genius, so I know which ones real!" Ian bragged.
[That Tepig's done.] Ivy said flatly.
[Don't let 'im get you down, bro!] Bubbles called.
"Now use Workout!" Trip commanded. The Tranquill all let out cries and a red aura formed around them.
"Hey, they didn't work out at all!" Ian pointed accusingly. "There was no weights or treadmills or anything!"
"True, Ian, but it DID raise Tranquill's attack power!" Cilan called. "Be careful!" All five Tranquill flew down just above Trip.
"Tranquill, Aerial Ace!" All five Tranquill flew at Little Piggy.
[Um...okay...uh...] Just before Tranquill hit Little Piggy, the Double Teams dissipated and the lone Tranquill hit the fire pig at top speed, flying through him twice and knocking him out.
"Little Piggy is unable to battle. Tranquill is the winner."
"DANG IT!" Ian shouted. "I WANTED TO WIIIIIN!" He started crying. Little Piggy shakily got to his feet and looked down in shame.
[I-I'm sorry...] He said sadly. Ian stopped crying.
"It's okay!" He said, now cheerfully, as he scooped up Little Piggy.
"All right, squirt, you're up against me next!" Popeye shouted as he stomped over to where Trip was. He angrily approached Trip and leaned into his face, causing the trainer to step back uncomfortably. "An' I've gots a little circus act for ya!"
"Ha! A circus act, huh? Well, it'll definitely be hilarious!" Trip laughed. Popeye scowled and sent out Wave. He bent down to his Pokémon's level.
"All right, fella, I gots somethin' for ya." He gave Smasher a can of spinach. Wave looked at it and raised an eyebrow.
[Okay, so that's gonna help?] He asked.
"Eat it. S'good for ya and it'll make ya stronger." Popeye urged.
[Okay, mom.] Wave opened his mouth as Popeye put some spinach inside, then bit down. [...Wow! This...might actually work!]
"Atta boy, Wave!" Popeye chuckled. Trip scoffed.
"A Magikarp? Ha! I knew you were the lowest of the low, but this?"
[I do not like him one bit.] Wave said flatly.
Meanwhile...
Team Rocket was waiting...
"It seems we've arrived earlier than planned." James said.
"End of the line, Team Rocket!" Team Rocket turned to see Officer Jenny standing there, a bunch of male police officers popping out from everywhere. "Thanks to Officer Jenny from Striaton City, your arrest warrant puts you on the most wanted list all over the Unova region!"
"My, my." Jessie said. "So many friendly faces here to greet us."
"Quite a warm welcome." James agreed. The duo chuckled.
"Hi guys!"
"Stevie...what the F*CK are you doing here?" Jessie asked, gritting her teeth.
"I wanted to show you my new friend!" Stevie brought out a Pokeball and released his new Scolipede. "This is George!"
[Hey.] Jessie and James looked at each other and got an idea.
Back at the battle...
"All right, Wave. Go nuts!" Popeye commanded. Wave leapt towards Tranquill and slammed his tail down onto the birds head, knocking it down. Trip was taken aback.
"Tranquill, Workout!" Tranquill glowed with an aura again. "Now Aerial Ace!" Tranquill flew towards Wave...who simply smacked him to the side with his tail, sending him flying into the gym wall, flattening it like a pancake. Tranquill peeled itself off the wall, then shook his head. Trip was staring in shock.
"T-Tranquill, try another Aerial Ace!" Trip commanded. Tranquill swooped down at Wave...who responded by leaping up and latching onto its back by wrapping his tail around its belly, dragging it back down to the ground. Wave then threw Tranquill into the air, then leapt up after it and knocked it down to the ground with his tail.
"Tranquill!" Trip exclaimed.
"Tranquill is unable to battle! Wave is the winner!"
"That's how ya do it, Wave!" Popeye said with a grin. "Can'tusespinachtoooftenthough,s'notfairtoothertrainers."
"That Magikarp has such potential!" Cilan said in awe. "Perhaps Popeye should train it without spinach..."
Meanwhile...
"Team Rocket...I'm putting you under arrest!" Officer Jenny said, pointing at the trio.
"Why?" Stevie asked curiously.
"You stay out of this." Officer Jenny snapped. Jessie turned to Stevie.
"Stevie, would you like to help your f-f-f-f-f-frie-" Jessie gagged. "Acquaintances?"
"Oh boy! What do I have to do?"
"These horrible criminals are trying to take us hostage!" James said.
"Wait, what?" Officer Jenny said.
"Oh no! That's mean!" Stevie exclaimed.
"So we need you and your Scolipede there to help us outta this mess!" Meowth added.
"Okay! George, get 'em!" The police yelped as George rolled over to them, intent on flattening them. Unfortunately, it was George who nearly got flattened when a truck rammed through the gates. Luckily, Stevie was intelligent enough to call him back. The truck swerved, and a man opened the door.
"Get in." He said.
"Who are you?" James asked.
"Just be quiet and get in!" The man snapped.
"You're not getting away! After them, men!" Officer Jenny pointed, and the police ran towards Team Rocket and Stevie. Team Rocket got in the truck. Stevie tried to follow, but James slammed the door in his face.
"F*ck off, Stevie." He said calmly through the open window. Stevie then got trampled by a crowd of policemen, then ran over by Officer Jenny's bike.
"Shoot...I just got my coccyx replaced." Stevie said with a smile.
Officer Jenny drove up next to the truck. "Stop this vehicle at once!" She commanded. "You're resisting arrest!" The truck responded by speeding up. But the bridge was out... Officer Jenny watched as the truck fell off the cliff, and the rockets leapt out and flew away in Jetpacks. She stopped at the very end of the bridge...then promptly got rolled into by a Scolipede. She saw Stevie smiling at her.
"Hi! I was just having George give me a ride to the hospital! It kinda hurts having a broken coccyx! I hope he gets there soon! Being rolled across the ground hurts!"
"STOP! WE'RE GONNA GO OVER THE-" George had rolled over the edge of the bridge, taking Stevie and Officer Jenny with him. They all landed on the truck. Which promptly exploded, sending Stevie and George flying into the air on the left, and Officer Jenny flying into the air on the right.
"Bye officer!" Stevie waved as he and George became a twinkle in the sky.
"F*CK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFfffffff..." Officer Jenny called back. The policemen watched all this.
"...Wanna go get some doughnuts?" All the policemen shrugged and left for the nearest café.
So...with Team Rocket...
"The boss said this was for you." The new man said as he held up a suitcase.
"Thanks." James said with a smirk as he took it.
"So you must be the new agent." Meowth said.
"The name's Pierce." The man said with a nod. "And don't forget it!" He added as he flew above them.
"So he's the new team member." Jessie said.
"Impressive." James and Meowth said simultaneously.
"Hi guys!" Stevie waved as he and George flew past them.
"F*CK OFF, STEVIE!" Jessie snapped as they flew high above them.
Back with the group...
"Me next!" Ryan demanded.
"Fine. Frillish, go!" Deadpool snatched the Pokedex from Chester and read up on Frillish, causing Chester to ramble about how disrespectful Deadpool was.
"Ready, Breeze?" Ryan asked. Breeze nodded. "Yaay! Use Air Cutter!" Breeze obeyed.
"Protect." Trip said simply. Frillish created a barrier in front of itself, and when the Air Cutter hit it, it shattered, leaving Frillish unharmed. "Now Water Pulse." The ball of water Frillish fired hit Breeze, trapping her inside.
[Aaah! I hate when my wings get wet!] Breeze cried. The water seemed to constrict her before exploding, sending her flying into the wall, where she slowly slid to the ground. Ryan stared into space, never once having lost his excited facial expression. Still looking thrilled and excited, a single tear fell down his face. Then he burst into tears, picked Breeze up and started apologizing profusely as the bird tried to console him weakly.
"That's just sad." Trip said flatly.
"Breeze is unable to battle. Frillish is the winner!"
"Me next!" Krillin snapped as he leapt down, Shaggy in tow.
"Wanna keep going, Frillish?"
[Yes...I wish to cause more suffering.] Frillish nodded. Krillin drew back slightly, disturbed by the manic glint in the Pokémon's eyes.
[Like, I'm not sure I wanna do this, man!] Shaggy whimpered.
"That Frillish certainly is powerful! Its battling style has quite a fresh flavor!" Cilan said.
"I'm worried about Krillin's chances of actually winning." Iris agreed.
"Shaggy, Tackle it!" Krillin commanded. Shaggy did so.
"KRILLIN, NO!" Iris called out.
[BAD IDEA, BRO!] Bubbles agreed.
"Krillin's not winning this." Deadpool said flatly. Shaggy hit Frillish, knocking the Pokémon back.
"Yeah! We're gonna kick ASS!" Krillin exclaimed. "Again, Shaggy! ...Shaggy?" Krillin looked at Shaggy in concern. He was surrounded by a purple aura.
"It's obvious to me you don't know any of the basics at all." Trip said with a smirk. "Especially if you directly attack a Pokémon like Frillish, who has Cursed Body!"
"Come again?" Krillin asked.
"Cursed Body makes it so that if you attack Frillish directly you can't use any moves!" Iris called. "Shaggy can't use Tackle for the rest of the battle, Krillin!"
"Okay...try Sludge Bomb!" Shaggy fired a ball of sludge at Frillish...but Trip simply commanded him to use Protect.
"Now use Night Shade!" Trip commanded. Frillish's eye glowed purple and it sent faint, purple shockwaves at Shaggy.
[Agh! Like, this really hurts my ears, man!] Shaggy whimpered, his antennae drooping.
"C'mon, buddy! Tough it out!" Krillin called.
[Your suffering gives me such joy.] Frillish grinned sadistically.
"Sludge Bomb!" Krillin called. Shaggy fired another ball of gunk.
[Hmm? AGH! You...] Frillish growled.
"Yeah! Now hit him with your antennae! ...Wait, no, no, NO!" But it was too late, as Shaggy had already done the move. Krillin facepalmed, muttering how stupid he was under his breath as Shaggy's eyes widened and the purple aura appeared. Trip commanded Frillish to use Water Pulse, and Shaggy fell to the ground when the water exploded. Shaggy got to his feet, then staggered about dizzily.
"Now Shaggy's confused!" Cilan exclaimed.
"Crap!" Krillin shouted.
"According to plan." Trip said with a smirk. "All right, Frillish, use Hex!" Frillish created a giant purple eye of energy above his head.
"Hex?!" Krillin exclaimed nervously.
"And since Shaggy's confused, Hex is going to cause double the damage." Trip said with a smirk. The eye fired shockwaves at Shaggy, who staggered back and fell to the ground facefirst.
"Shaggy is unable to battle! Frillish is the winner!"
Krillin Owned Count: 21
Trip smirked and walked up to Krillin. "I guess Josh and Popeye were okay. But Mike, Ian, Ryan and Baldy were a complete joke!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Ian was held back from strangling Trip to death by Popeye and Cilan. Trip smirked and turned to leave, but stopped when he heard screaming. Everyone looked around, then Stevie fell through the roof of the building and landed on top of Trip.
"Wow! Hey guys!" Stevie waved. "Where's George?" George landed on top of Stevie and Trip, crushing them both with his weight. "There's George..."
"F*CK OFF, STEVIE!" Krillin snapped as he pulled Stevie out from underneath George and threw him into the wall of the building. George sighed and rolled his eyes at his trainers mistreatment rather than getting angry and attacking Krillin, because...Stevie.
"I wonder what happened to that nice police lady?" Stevie said.
Meanwhile, in Snowpoint City in the Sinnoh region...
The camera pans around the mountains surrounding the city, before looking over at a Snowbank, which is revealed to have the Officer Jenny's legs sticking out of it, unmoving for a few seconds before kicking a few times, then the Officer Jenny bursts out. She pants, gasping for breath, then looks angrily at the sky.
"DAMN YOU STEVIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Back with the group...
"I'll be right back, guys." Deadpool said before leaving the room.
"Well, looks like I gotta train SUPER hard now!" Ian said.
"Me too! I'll teach Breeze how to be ninja, wrestler, emo...you name it!" Ryan agreed.
"I've trained myself, let's see what I can teach Shaggy!" Krillin agreed.
Mike gasped. "Huh? What just happened, and why's Stevie here?"
[Mike's back. Yaaaaaay...] Jet cheered weakly.
"JET! What happened?!"
[Chester tried to battle with me...]
"Aw, dang it Chester!"
A/N: Deadpool looked pretty ticked that I pulled the whole "stuck" thing again. Eh, he can't be TOO mad. If he was, he'd be slamming my head into my keybhsadghjaskjgUKQEGHjskdhgjksehgwuerhgSUIEHFEUGHweUEIHGeuihuiaeghwruighjhaergheruis\gheuwiGHUIwehguweHGuiwehguhgahgash
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"In case you're wondering what I left for...THIS IS IT!"
