Hey! I just updated this fic yesterday, but I wanna get to the really good parts (basically SSJ fighting). Don't worry this (and all the sequels) will have happy endings. Angst is just SOOOOOOOOOO boring. Pan dies, Trunks cries, commits suicide, who gives? Goku and Krillin fight and end up killing each other… NOW THAT'S SOME ACTION! Heh. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.





Goku woke up slowly, not sure of his surroundings. He slowly got up, using his hands to push himself upward. Man, Goku thought, why does my body hurt so much. Argh, this hurts! Goku clutched his stomach, feeling blazing hot burns. That's it, he thought, I was sparring with Piccolo! And then his eyes went all sparkly and everything went black…

"Uh, Piccolo… are you… um… there?" asked Goku to no one in particular, almost completely, but temporarily, blind. He flailed about the area, his vision clearing at a snail-like pace.

Suddenly, papers immediately hit his face, making him come to reality very quickly. "What's this?" he asked to himself, picking up the white documents.

"They're our orders, dummy." said Piccolo from afar, sitting on a rounded off rock. He was completely healed from their fight, and seemed completely aware of his surroundings. Unfortunately, Goku was completely the opposite.

"What orders?" asked Goku, packed to the brim with questions to ask Piccolo. "We've been ordered by Lord Frieza himself to conquer a planet called Mastor. It's inhabitants enjoy researching technology. In a recent study, 5, 775, 689, 899 of the Mastorians are pacifists. In percentage, that's about 99.8%." said Piccolo matter-of-factly, smirking over at Goku.

"Alright, I guess…" muttered Goku, letting a small bit of blood dribble down his chin. However, though Goku enjoyed learning about most things (including fighting), his vocabulary wasn't what you called "not bad". It's what you called "Advanced kindergartner vocabulary". How could you blame him? He WAS only 5.

"So, conquer, does that mean the same as marrying someone?" asked Goku stupidly, rolling over on his side. "Huh?" said Piccolo, confusion written all over his face.

"Ya know, marrying someone is actually a delicacy. It's one of the best foods ever, as I've heard." murmured Goku absently, trying to get up once more. "Oh, you are such a moron…" muttered Piccolo under his breath. Even though that's what he said, Piccolo had a lot of faith in Goku.

His attacks had such a power behind them, Piccolo thought. If I had given him a chance to power up, I would've been dead meat. Could he be… a super saiyan? Nah, no 5 year-old could do that.

"HAH!" yelled Goku suddenly, a white aura appearing around his body. Piccolo could only watch as his power went up and down, reaching high peaks and lows so low you couldn't even detect them from more than 100 yards away. Goku's cuts began to disappear, and his bruises healed at the speed of light. His power level finally became steady, and the aura disappeared in a blinding white flash. In the span of about 4 minutes, Goku had healed himself!

"What was that?" exclaimed Piccolo, pointing to Goku's somehow healed and energized body. "It's a special technique that heals and energizes your body. Though it seems like an awesome move, in battle, it takes way too long. Your enemy could power up some kind of super powerful blast!" said Goku, grinning happily at the shocked look on Piccolo's face.

"Anyway, we're leaving really soon! Let's go!" yelled Piccolo, walking out the door at a brisk pace. "Sure, I love trips!" exclaimed Goku, running after him. For both, this trip was going to be enjoyable, yet at the same time horrible…

"Yay, we're here!" said Goku excitedly, jumping up and down like the energizer bunny on crack. "Get into your pod now." ordered Piccolo, jumping into his own at lightning-fast speeds. Goku took more time, choosing to examine the "pretty" wires that were connected to the other space-pods. On them read the words "Brolli".

"I wonder what these do…" said Goku, pulling out the pink one. On it, in small words that Goku did not notice, was the word navigation.

"Goku, come on!" yelled Piccolo from afar, pointing to Goku's space- pod. "Oh, coming!" said Goku loudly, jumping quickly into his own space-pod that had no words written on it. 'AND HERE WE GO!" screamed Goku, laughing happily. He had NO IDEA what he was getting into.

"It's going to take about 3 days to get this planet, got it brats?" said one of the technicians annoyingly, pointing out the fact that he hadn't gotten any sleep the night before.

"Wow, 3 days? Well, I'm gonna be bored! I have an idea! I'll sing the song that never ends! This is the song that never ends…" yelled Goku loudly, blissfully unaware of the fact that all his singing was being heard by Piccolo in the other space-pod.

"Damnit Goku, shut up!" screamed Piccolo, trying to cover his extra sensitive ears.

*** 3 Days Later ***

"I didn't know an organism could be so annoying." muttered Piccolo, his eyes wide from lack of sleep and a tortured look in his eye. "Screw the army, that kid could be a professional torturer." Piccolo continued, struggling to get out of his annoyingly uncomfortable seat.

"Ready to conquer Piccolo? But before we get started could you tell me what conquer means?" asked Piccolo, the usual goofy grin plastered onto his youthful face. "I hate you!" screamed Piccolo, but then fainted from exhaustion.

"Well, I guess I'll have to figure it out for myself! I'll just head to the area where I feel a lot of people's power levels, and head there to ask them!" said Goku, flying off to a high number of power level's. Though, would this mission be as easy as he thought? Or would someone get in his way…





CLIFFHANGER! HAHAHAHAH! I'm so predictable. Wait, so are my cliffhangers! LOL! Anyway, next time, a fight scene will BEGIN. It won't end. The next chapter will probably end in the preliminary standoff before all Dragonball Z fights. I WANT TO GET TO THE FIGHT SO BAD! I HAVE THIS COOL ORIGINAL CHARACTER PLANNED AND EVERYTHING! I guess all authors have to wait for the good parts… But not me! I'm SUPPOSED TO BE SPOILED ROTTEN! Oh well. Goodbye until next time!