The Finale
House stared down at a rather pale Foreman. "Gee, either Chase as taken another trip down under, or you've paled, Foreman!"
Chase walked up to House, Katie in tow. Both were... smiling?
"Maybe he HAS taken another trip down under..." mumbled House. "Why are you two smiling?"
Katie blushed at House before quickly scuttling away. This made House grin. "Chase, you dirty wombat, you."
Foreman's jaw dropped.
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"So I heard House had some fun last night," smirked Cuddy.
"In more than one way," grinned Wilson.
"Please," said Cuddy. "Don't elaborate."
Wilson laughed.
"So tell me, what did he do exactly?"
"What or who?"
"Um... I'm guessing that WHO was Cameron--"
Wilson shrugged and nodded.
"So that would leave what," said Cuddy.
Wilson smiled and proceeded to tell her of Chase and Cameron's prank on Foreman. House had filled him in on all the details immediately afterwards before heading off to have his own fun with Cameron.
Cuddy laughed. "He did NOT!"
Wilson nodded. "He did!"
"Oh, he is so horrible."
"That's what I keep telling him," said Wilson.
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Nurse Katie had been running so hard that she literally rammed into the Nurse's Station.
"What's got your panties in a bunch?" asked Brenda. She immediately shook her head. "Sorry, again, House has said that too much."
Katie giggled.
"Seriously though, what's up?"
Katie plopped behind her desk and started looking down at the two dimensional papers. "House just found out a secret of mine."
"Not good," sighed Brenda. "The only people who gossip more in this hospital than you or I... are House and Wilson."
Katie sighed.
"So what did he find out?"
Katie grinned.
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"I can't believe you!" shouted Foreman. "First you send a male stripper to my apartment because I told Katie that you were into the dommes... and now, you are actually DATING her?!"
Chase laughed uneasily. "What can I say? The woman looks good in leather."
House smirked. This was just TOO good. "Isn't that illegal, Dr. Chase? I mean, she is underage after all."
"House, she is NOT a teenager, despite all your beliefs," sighed Chase. "She's twenty-seven."
"That's what you think," quipped House. "Trust me, I know how it feels to have all the underage girls on your 4ss. Literally."
"Yeah," said Foreman. "Now you and Cameron. THAT'S a REAL crime!"
"Hey," whined House, "She's not the only young, hot girl that's wanted to jump me!"
Chase scoffed. "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, you remember Ally..." House gave them a smirk.
"HOUSE!" shouted Foreman. "She was sick! She didn't REALLY want to jump you!"
House rolled his eyes. "Believe what you will."
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"He ACTUALLY agreed to DATE you?!" shouted Brenda in shock.
Katie nodded rapidly. "YES!"
"And you're SURE it's not a trick?"
Katie tilted her neck and crossed her arms. "Chase would NEVER do that to me!"
Brenda snorted. "Okay..."
"You don't believe me?!"
"You sure this isn't just a joke?"
"I'm positive."
"Okay..." sighed Brenda. "Then I guess a congrats are in order? The stalker finally caught her prey!"
"I never stalked him."
"Yeah, whatever."
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And as the rest of PPTH settled down into it's peace once more, trouble was stirring.
Cuddy pulled her lips apart from Wilson's and smiled at him, but he just laughed.
"Why are you laughing?" asked Cuddy, a little unsure of what to expect.
"We're the one couple in this hospital that actually has a REAL relationship," said Wilson, "And we're also the ONLY couple that Katie and Brenda have never gossiped about."
Cuddy looked at Wilson perplexed before giggling herself. "How right you are, Jimmy."
Wilson smiled. "You know," he said. "I hear Exam 2 is the place to be if you want to be on the cover of 'The Katie Courier.'"
Cuddy grinned. "Lead the way."
Fin
