DISCLAIMER I do not own Naruto or any thing else I might mention in this story.


"wake up, yeah" stupid Chris, waking me up, what's his problem. I didn't think we had to do anything today that's why we scheduled the party yesterday…. Oh, yeah the party…crap…then… who's waking me up?

"come on wake up- OW!"

"Stay Away, Creeper!" I screamed, jumping up and away from this creeper, but not before a attempted kick to the knee.

"what the hell, yeah? I saved you! Why'd you kick me, yeah!" oh my god. That face. that voice. That incredibly annoying and endearing speech impediment. could it be? Is that Deidara! And he saved me?

"Oh, okay then" I said, oh god, oh god. Oh god, this is maybe not so good. Not that Deidara isn't cool and with me being in a place with FREAKING NINJAS and FREAKING MOUTHS ON MY HANDS it's actually rather plausible that I had somehow fallen into another dimension that exists only in a comic book on my home world, and that the event's and people portrayed in the comic are how this worlds history played out, but then again after everything that's happened it would also be plausible that the unicorns have just been in hiding and are actually running Interpol….is this what going into shock is like?

"hello? Tobi thinks the girl can't hear you, maybe it's because she hasn't had any orange juice yet"

Orange juice? I like orange juice, I don't have it that much.

Quickly standing up I respond " I would love some of that orange juice."

Snapping out of my orange juice affected insanity… being in ninja world probably helped… wait am I going insane there is no ninjas I was probably carted of to a anime convention while sleeping or something. No, stupid theory, I would've had to been carted off to doctor Frankenstein too for the hands.

and that's most likely Not what happened I'm gonna have to face facts if I want to continue life.

Okay what are the facts?, number one I'm here without anyone I know, present company excluded seeing as I don't think their suppose to exist.

Number two I'm.. in a cave…. With pillows.. And a mixing bowl.

Number three I need to get somewhere.

Number four I need to figure out where I need to go.

Number five I really hurt. Like really bad. Like I have to stop myself from moving bad. I think I should stay sitting down. Ow. Must have been that fall on that hill.

"Are you okay, yeah?" said Deidara looking down at me while rubbing his knee. I guess my kick worked, that's good to know.

"yeah" I mutter looking at my bandage covered arms. When did the bandage happen?

"you fell, Tobi had to fix you up, you shouldn't fall like that" Tobi said reprovingly to the unasked question, while waving a wooden spoon at my face that was covered in what I assume is waffle batter.

"o..kay.. So, De- umm, w-who are you guys?" God! I almost called him by his name! who knows what they'd do to me if they found out what I knew! Something horrible! I should pretend to be mute. yes! I'll do that! then there's no way they'll find ou- oh crap! I already said stuff. That was such a good idea.

"I'm Tobi! And that's Deidara my bestest friend!" said Tobi, picking up the mixing bowl and stirring with the spoon.

"I'm not your friend, yeah! How many times do I have to say it!" said Deidara after hitting Tobi over the head. Wow, its like I'm at a theater, they're just like thy are on paper. Except alive, I'm gonna stick with them forever! 'they do some bad stuff.' Said a little voice in my head which I hear from time to time when I contemplate whether I'm going to sneak that batch of cookies from the fridge that mom told me not to eat, 'am I gonna do bad stuff too?' the annoying voice continued, ' no! just cause I stay with them doesn't mean I have to do bad stuff!' I argued back. 'it might' it said in its sanctimonious little voice. 'but they're so cool! There's no way I'm not gonna stay with them!' 'I can't hang with them if they're killing people, mom would be disappointed.' But they're soo cool! and this is a once in a life time opportunity! and mom always says to try new things! How much newer can it get?' 'that's not what she meant and I know it!' 'Yeah well what choice do I have? I don't know where I am and they do! I have to stay with them! 'fine but as soon as there's a way to go back home I have to leave them' 'ahhh, fine!. Stupid voice in my head, telling me what to do! Like it thinks I'm going to listen to it or something!

"why am I here, and where's here?" I asked after a pause

" your in a cave that not even the best trackers can find, and you're here cause I saved you from those Iwa scum." said Deidara, Iwa? Um, I think I remember something like that, there was this girl and guy that were talking, about earth and capitals and mattress stores. my memory's fuzzy. I must have my head on that hill. Damn hill.

"oh, right… so, I can.. go?" any way it was all very confusing, especially the saving part.

" of course! It's not like I'm going to rescue you and then keep you against your will, yeah" he said sounding offended,

"and you saved me from Iwa." I said, just to make sure.

"I did, yeah" he said proudly.

"Tobi helped!" said Tobi taking a pan out of a cupboard on the wall.

"so, I can leave?" not that I wanted to leave or had somewhere to go.

"not yet, yeah"

"oh.. Right" what does he mean 'not yet'?

"Deidara sempai! You have to tell girl why she can't leave yet remember? If you don't tell her she might get sad like the last one we saved!" Tobi said, as he started waving the waffle spoon again 'the last one we saved'? what does he mean by that?

"shut up Tobi! I was just getting to that! Anyway you can't leave yet because if we just drop you somewhere then Iwa's hunter nin will just bring you back to their labs. So you have to stay here until your escape dies down and I can place you in some backwater village where they won't find you, yeah"

"so I'd be staying in this cave how long exactly?" that didn't sound good, I can't be stranded up here while… Stuff! is Happening down in the ninja world! that's just stupid!

"twelve to thirteen months, not that long, yeah"

I think my mouths just dropped open.