Big Brother: Unleashed
12
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"You have got to be kidding us, really? You want us to what?!" Mulder knew if Big Brother could smile he was smiling right now. Mulder looked across at Scully who gave him the same look he was thinking. Doggett and Monica also looked stunned. Myers on the other hand smiled
"Oh come on this could be fun!" He said looking at the items in question. The other four looked at them.
"Fun? How on earth is playing with Barbie and Ken Dolls fun?" Myers shrugged picking up a Ken doll.
"I don't know…" He turned to Scully. "How about you and I go and… Oh no! I lost my head!" Myers watched as Scully slapped the doll causing the head to fall off and roll across the floor. Mulder, Scully, Doggett and Reyes all looked on as Myers ran after it
"My head, my head!" Scully glanced at Mulder
"Small things amuse small minds" Scully half smiled
"Yeah but smaller minds look on" the three of them all looked at her as Myers retrieved the head
"You are too smart for your own good sometimes" Mulder said as he moved towards the table with the Barbies on it. He picked one of the Kens up
"Well since we have no other choice, we may as well get started"
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Now no one could say that the five people in the house weren't respectable, dignified people but if you saw what was going on in the house, you may just change your mind…
"But Barbie, I swear I have never seen her in my life!"
"Save it Ken, we know you're lying, it was just a matter of time before the truth come out"
"But, but, but…"
"Hey Barbie you wanna go for a ride?"
"Sure Ken"
"Jump in!" Myers's mouth dropped open.
"Hey that's no fair! What has his Ken got that mine don't?" Myers wined as Mulder's Ken managed to scoop Scully's Barbie off her feet in 5 minutes when he had been trying for the last half an hour.
"He's handsome…" Scully started. Myers started at both Kens
"They look exactly the same!" Scully smiled
"Yeah, your point?" Mulder snickered
"Get over yourself, why don't you try and seduce Monica's Barbie?" Myers looked across at the Barbie and an overprotective Ken standing behind her.
"But she's not as pretty as you" Scully and Mulder both looked at each other
"She looks exactly the same!" Myers smiled
"Yeah, your point?" The four rolled their eyes. Myers sighed "Oh come on! One kiss, it doesn't even have to be a real kiss just a pretend kiss!" he pleaded pushing his Ken closer to Scully's Barbie. Scully moved her Barbie back
"Not on the first date Agent Myers" Scully replied her tone noting a slight hint of sarcasm. Myers's eyes went wide
"But we haven't even been on a date!"
"Yes and that's the way I'd like to keep it" Scully replied moving her legs in a more comfortable sitting position. Myers turned to Reyes
"What about…"
"No"
"But you don't even…"
"No" Monica replied sternly moving her Barbie towards Doggett's unenthusiastic Ken.
"What do you want to do Ken?" Doggett looked at her, raising an eyebrow
"There is something wrong with every single one of you" He replied as he looked across at the FBI Agents playing with Barbie dolls. Just then Myers walked his Ken across to Doggett's.
"Oh don't be such a grumpy gill" Doggett raised an eyebrow.
"You're getting way to much fun out of this Agent Myers and that's what scares me" Doggett said moving his Ken away from the invading Ken. Myers frowned
"Well someone doesn't like to have any fun" Doggett turned on him
"We are playing with Barbie dolls! Barbie dolls for crying out loud!" They all looked at him
"Yeah, you're point?" Doggett opened and closed his mouth
"We're FBI agents! We are crime fighters not a group of Shopaholics!" Myers put his hand on his hips
"And what's that supposed to mean?…"
"He wait I think he has a point"
"I do?"
"Yeah, we should make the Ken's all criminal and the Barbies are the FBI agents." Doggett slapped his head
"That's not what I meant…" but it was too late they had already started to dress them up. Doggett just stared. "Doesn't anyone else think that this just a little ridiculous?!"
"No!" Myers turned to him
"Loosen up! Just play Doggett, just play"
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It was later in the week when the housemates all sat on the couch. This was it, the eviction that they had waited for. The eviction that told them who was in the final two
"Housemates this is Big Brother…" Mulder took Scully's hand. Doggett took Reyes hand and Myers… Well he held his own hand "The public has voted the following must stand… Monica Reyes… John Doggett… George Myers"
"Damn it! So close!" Myers cursed as he stood. Mulder and Scully's eyes went wide.
"You mean we are the final two? Us?"
"The 3 standing housemates are evicted from the house, make your way to the door" Doggett and Reyes both turned around
"Good luck guys, we'll see you in a week" Mulder nodded
"Yes, yes we will" He replied as the two left. They both turned to Myers who was staring at Scully.
"How about that kiss…"
"No!"
"But you won't see me again in…"
"No!" Myers smiled pointing a finger
"You'll miss me, late at night, you'll miss the snoring" Scully smiled
"Goodbye Myers" Myers pulled at his shirt and stood straighter
"Goodbye Big brother, may you never forget the man who always was in the pen." Myers touched the frame of the door and suddenly got a shot of electricity.
"Ouch! Alright, alright, I'm going! Geez!" Soon enough Myers was gone and Mulder and Scully were alone. They both looked at each other
"So are you thinking what I'm?…"
"No"
"But we're al…"
"No!"
"But..."
"NO!"
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A/N
Hey i know it's short but i hope you like it!
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Ok guys your final two!!
Mulder VS Scully
Now who do you want to win? It's your vote!
The next chapter will be the last so I don't know how long it will be
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