Chapter Twelve: The Grand Finale!
I was speechless on what I had just done. I dropped the gun, backing up. My sister looked at the bullet hole in the side of her gut. Dip came out of her mouth as she fell over and began to melt into brown paint on the floor. I heard her last words as her muzzle became paint, "Why Joshua?" I growled, anger filling my throat as I shouted into the air, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahah aahahaa!" My scream of agony turned into laugher. Right then was where Joshua died. I had become Smart Ass, evil leader of the Toon Patrol. I came down the stairs, heading to the van. Greasy looked at me, "Eh…Boss? De Judge called for jou." I smiled, "Let's go bag us a rabbit." We sped off towards the real world. As we came up on the Judge he looked happy. It seemed he had kicked a barrel of Dip over. Just as Valliant and the rabbit's wife, Jessica, were driving down the road in the cab, melting his wheels. We all jumped out and walked up the Judge. He turned to us, "Don't just stand there you fools!" He then smiled, "Put them in my car." I chuckled slightly, as Greasy and Stupid came up behind me, "Come on you mugs." We tied up the two. I nodded to Physco, who lifted up Jessica, then to Greasy, who helped me life up Valliant into the trunk.
As we pulled up to the Acme Factory, I put my gun into my jack, adjusted my suit, and followed the rest of the weasels inside. Doom's car rolled up, he got out and went into some other entrance into the building. We pulled Valliant and the rabbit's wife out of the trunk. I stuck my revolver to Valliant's back, snickering. We pushed them into the warehouse, leading them over to another spot. I nodded to Stupid and Wheezy, "Drill da wall, the Judge needs a path to Toontown." Valliant looked confused, "Why does Doom need a path to Toontown?" I turned back to Valliant, keeping my gun trained on him, "Dat is classified info, Valliant". Greasy and Psycho began searching him. As soon as they finished, they turned to me and Psycho held up a piece of paper. I heard machinery buzzing. Looking up, I saw the Judge coming down on a lift. "We searched Valliant boss, the will ain't on 'em." He looked to the rabbit's wife, "Then frisks the women!" Greasy's eyes widened, and he pushed Psycho out of the way, "I'll handle dis one." His tongue flopped out as he stuck his greasy mits into her cleavage. Suddenly there was a clang and Greasy's hand shot straight out, causing a yell from him. I rolled my eyes, serves him right, pervert.
A metal bear trap had closed around his wrist. Valliant leaned towards Jessica, "Nice booby trap." He jumped around, shouting some curse words in Spanish. I laughed a little; I heard Phsyco's usual giggling, and Stupid and Wheezy began laughing in the background. The Judge stepped off the lift, walking up to Greasy. Using his cane, he wacked Greasy into the boxes. This did not help with the laughing, but as soon as the Judge glared at us, we quit. He then began talking, "Anything?" I shook my head, "Nah, just a stupid love letter." The Judge shook his head, "No matter, unless the will shows up in the next ten minutes, everything is fine." Valliant grabbed the letter from Psycho, putting it in his coat, "What happens in the next ten minutes?" The Judge turned to Valliant, "Toontown will be legally mine." Just then Stupid called out from the wall they were at, "Duh…Toontown right on the other side of the wall boss!" Wheezy said nothing, only switching out cigarettes. The Judge and Valliant started conversing for a second. Then the Judge walked over to a spout, turning it. The rabbit's wife's eyes widened, "Oh my god, it's DIP!" I then turned my attention to the Judge's words. "That's right my dear! Enough Dip to erase Toontown from existents. Wheezy began pouring the Dip barrels into the vat; Stupid pushed the barrels up the latter to him. Suddenly I heard a rumbling. Greasy came out of the boxes and walked on the grate next to me. The rumbling got louder, "What the?" Greasy and I looked around for a second before realizing the rumbling was coming from the grate he was standing on. He was a tad too late though as the grate burst open and Greasy was shot in the air. He grabbed onto a bag of bricks that hung on the ceiling, "Coramba!"
The rabbit we had been hunting landed right in front of us. Physco and I tried to come up to fight him; he stopped us though, as he was holding a golden, Toon gun. "Alright weasels, grab some sky or I let the Judge have it, you heard me I said drop 'em." I knew that the Judge was a Toon in disguise, but the Judge wanted me to play along, so I dropped my gun. The rabbit leaped over to his wife, "I'd love to embrace you my dear, but first I've got to satisfy my sense of moral outrage!" The Judge, getting impatient, growled at the rabbit, "Put that gun down, you bucktoothed fool!" The rabbit then shook his gun at the Judge, "That's it Doom, give me one more excuse, I'll pump ya full of lead. You thought you could get away with it." I looked up and saw that Greasy had begun to cut the rope that held the bricks. "Well we Toons may act idiotic but we're not stupid. I bet the truth hits you like a ton of bricks!" At that moment, Greasy finished cutting the rope and the bricks fell, landing straight on his head. I had a good chuckle, Phsyco's laughter quickened. Greasy, who was hanging from the rope, began snickering. When Greasy got down, he, along with Stupid and Wheezy went to tie up the rabbit and his wife. Psycho climbed up onto the Dip shooter. The Judge had ordered us, "Hook 'em onto that rope." Wheezy muttered something, but I could not hear it.
As soon as that was done, they were hoisted up in the air. I heard Psycho giggle and mutter "Time to kill the rabbit, hehehehehe." I nodded to Greasy to get in the driver's seat. The rest climbed up on the Dip mixer. I heard them start it up. I looked at the Judge, keeping my gun trained on Valliant. The Judge smirked and said something to Valliant, then began to walk away. Suddenly he began to slip on some plastic eyeballs and fell on his back. I chuckled, serves him right for hitting me for making them laugh. Quickly he turned around, "Look out, you fool!" I turned around and stuck the barrel of my revolver in Valliant's face, "Not so fast." The Judge got up, covering his left eye. I thought about it for a second, than turned to the Judge, "Shall I tend to him now boss?" The Judge replied with, "Let him watch his two friends get dipped, then shoot him." I poked Valliant with the gun a couple times, "With pleasure." The Judge walked away, heading who knows where. Valliant looked at me, "Everything is funny to you, ain't it needle nose." I turned to him, "You gotta problem with that, Valliant?" I sneered, pointing the gun at the detective.
