(a.n. U SUK Stephanie! FUK U! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKUNG SHOES! I DON'T CARE IF I LEFT THEM IN YOUR OVEN, THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM URS!)
We wet down to the center of town and saw the big dome that Hikki played in last time. So we went in and found her singing Passion. It was marveful. We pushed out way to the front and saw that she looked slightly different, but figured she just had a bad nose job or something. Of course she had her bak up dancers with her again, but only about 6 this time. Luna was wearing a Tae Yang shirt and some baggy trip pants. She had on a black bracelet and wore big sky blue and hot pink earrings, and teased her hair up a little. She also had on big chunky black plastic glasses and some converse that she coloered over.
Suddlny Utada threaw off her mask and the dancers did the same with the costumes. It wasn't them at all, it was… Voldymetner and Lucian and Wormtongue, and Belatrix, and some ot the other death eeaters!
"LUNA WHAT THE FUCK. Remember what happened last time we went to a concert? You drgged me adnd raped me and then we got in a lot of trouble and I shot up Dublemetdore, or I tried too. And then, you CHEATED on me and I had been so very upset." I remaked at her depreivedly.
"Don't worry, we're going with Hermione This time." She resparked.
"Oh, alright then." I bedazzled.
I walked into the common room and saw Hermione slitting her wrsts on the sofa again.
"Oh, hey lintlicker." I said
"666! HI COOTIE QUEEN!" she teppedly replied.
I went and sat down by her. She was dressed in a floor length silk gown that had blood all over it from the many times that she slit herself, and she had pointy steletos, and her makeup was red, of course. She had drawn a pentagram on the flor in front of her, and lit a candle on it.
"Did you hear?" She asked, "Jackie got expelled from Hogwarts after sleeping around and catching every single STD possible. They say she has ones they don't even know about." (a.n. STEPHANIE FUK U, U SUK!)
Hermioe was already watching The Corpse Bride which is a really depressing goth film (cuz she's a goth, ya'know), so I decided to watch it with her cuz I was reely depressd.
"maybe some day Jackie will be a corpse UNbride!" I rambled.
"Oh I forgot to mention earlier, I followed her out of the castle after she got expelled and killed her as my sacrifice to Satan. That's the real reason I have so much blood on right now." Hermoine added earthly.
"Superb!" I gallowd.
When the movie was over we fecided to to go wodn to town to gather some noew clothes for out concert. We picked out some super amazing scene dresses and some new botts that had big spikes all over them. Suddenly Snappe came and told us that whe needed to go back to the castel so cuz something terrible was happenign.
