well sowwy i haven't updated in awhile...i know im evil..... but like finals are happening now...... and it sux.... oh well......

ON TO THE FICCY!!!!

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Naota slowly entered the room and shtu the door. So, what brings you to my end of the house Nao? Said a dusty old man with greying hair, while hit sat infront of a dusty old television. There's a girl that showed up. shes gonna be staying with us from now on. The old man gave him a nod. Naota played with his fingers and looked at the ground, and Haruko's back. The man instantly regained life once again exclaiming,

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She said she rarely laughed. It wasnt that she didnt know how. But she said they moved around a lot. It left her without many friends, if any. I hope that while she's here she'll laugh more. No one should have to experience the pain of solitude.
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The old man made a mad dash for the door; only to be tripped by Naota. Awww, why must you be so cruel to you father Naota? Naota balled up one of his hands into a fist. Haruko doesn't like you! She likes me! The girl staying with us is our kid! Her names Haruna! So you had better just give up on Haruko!

Kamon rolled over and looked at his son. He stood up. Hmm, so you have been doing furi kuri. he said putting a had to his chin. I see. he said continuing. Noata closed his eyes and gave in to eyebrow twitchage (a/n hehehe i made a new word!!!! hehehhe).

Kamon hit one had in the other. Alright! I guess it's ok that they stay. Naota's eye snapped open and looked at Kamon. I mean you've never really ever asked me for anything before. I don't see why I should say no. Naota began to smile. Kamon continued on, hmmmm, Haruna, I like the sound of that. He put his hand on Naota's shoulder. Well, show me ma grand-daughter! Naota's smile turned into a grin as they appraoched the door and made their way into the hall.

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MEANWHILE W/ HARUNA
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Haruna dug through her bag retrieving a small first aid kit that layed at the bottom. She popped it open; taking out two band-aids and some gauze. She touched her forehead slightly. God it hurts. Why did mom have to hit me so hard? She opened one of the band-aids and put the gauze against her bump; which was slowly increasing in size. Putting the opened one on her forehead she proceeded to open the second band-aid.

Once she had finished dressing her wound, she began pulling things out of her bag and laying them about the room (if you wish to understand what im talking about go see epidose one of FLCL and look at the room around Haruko whens she first finds that pic of Naota's bro and his new girlfriend). Once she had finished dirtying up the room she sat on the bottom bunk of the room and played with her bandage.

Man this thing really hurts. At that moment a knock came at her door. Haruna, it's me Naota. Are you decent? Haruna rolled her eyes slightly. No, I'm running around nude! She began flailing her arms around. Please someone come save me from my nakedness!!!!!!!

Naota walked in slightly peeved at her antics. Kamon followed him in and looked the girl over. Well she looks just like Haruko! Haruna began playing with her bandage again. Naota walked up to her and took her hand away from the bandage. Stop that you'll only make it worse. Here let me see it. He said as he began to take the bandage off.

Haruko suddenly appeard in the doorway. No! If you take it off now then we'll never get it back in! Naota turned to look at her with the bandage dangaling from his fingers. Suddenly Haruna screamed in pain as a horn began to protrud from her head.

Naota's mouth hung open as he dropped the bandage on the ground. Holy sh- he didn't have time to finish as Haruko ran up and pushed him aside with Haruko put both hands on the end of the horn and began pushing. Damnit! Go in! She began lowering her body for more leverage. You stupid, horn! Go in! The horn popped out another half an inch.

Naota shook himself out of his surprised stupor and stood next to Haruko. What should I do? he asked her. Well for starters you could, I dunno, HELP ME OUT! she yelled still losing the battle with the horn.

Naota placed his hands over Haruko's. He looked at Haruna and noticed she had begun crying at some point during her mother minstrations. Haruko's voice snapped him back into reality. On three. One, two, three! The two adults pushed with all their strength as their daughter screamed as loud as she could.

The horn popped back into Haruna's head with a sickening slurping sound. She belted out another earth shattering scream. Haruko reached down with one hand and picked up the bandage. She then slapped it onto Haruna's forehead. Now don't take that off until I say it's okay! Haruko said to her sniffiling daughter. She sighed slightly while looking at her, and then embraced her in a slight hug.

It's okay. I'm here.

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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH BEHOLD YET ANOTHER CHAPTER FINISHED!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE

wow i'm soo proud of Haruna she just got her first horn! see now thats a big accomplishment comming from her family line.

N-E-WAYS how come no one's trying to guess what anime they were spoofing from the last chapter?!?!?!?!?! i mean I've only had two guesses. well sorta.... one gave up...... P-Kun's gonna get lonely if you guys dont start guessing......

poor P-Kun

hehehehe oh well. i'm sure a ride around the universe will make him feel better.

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