Me: *In the ER*
L: It seems Mimi-sama has made a slight recovery...
Light: Yup! I think those reviews helped.
L: So then why didn't she post sooner?
L & Light: *Look expectantly*
Me: *takes off breathing mask* THEY KICKED ME OFF THE COMPUTER!!!!! *GASP*
L: I see then, well lets get on with the torture.
Light: *nods*
Light & L: Mimi-sama does not own Death Note
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If we could all use our short attention spans to remember last time, you would remember us at a beef Mcnuggets factory.....
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
....With Light-o....
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU! I HATE BEEF MCNUGGETS! THEY GO TO MY THIGHS!!!!!!!"
"Exactly!" cried the POJ "If ur 2 fat, no 1 will want u to model 4 banana republic!!!!!!"
"YOU BITCH!" screamed Light-o "YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE FINAL CUT!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!" screeched (more like shattered glass) the POJ. "Im 10x the beter model than ull evur be!!!!!!!!!"
Light-o glared at the POJ before using his MAGICKAL NINJA BANANA REPUBLIC MODEL POWRS! To break free of the rope!
"Bring it bitch."
*insert cheesey motioning with fingers to bring it on in here*
"DEATH TO THE CHEESE!!!!"
They ran at each other at full speed- Oh wait, It's L-olipop's turn!
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"I SAID TURN LEFT!!!!!"
Misa was currently yelling at Watari to turn left so they could go to the pretty pinktastic gothica lolita 4 girls who like to dress in emo pink convention.
"I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FIND LIGHT!!!!!!!"
Misa blinked in confusion before yelling again.. " WHOSE LIGHT?!"
L and Watari slapped their heads.
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*cough* continuing you on:
They ran at each other at full speed, while the sprinklers when off in the factory to make a dramatic effect to make it seem like it was raining.
POJ grabbed a rope like substance, met with Light-o in the middle and then-
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back-"
It would be a competition that would rival experts.
Will Light win the jump rope competition?
Will Watari and L remind Misa of Light?
Will they ever go to the gothica lolita convention?
Will I ever stop getting kicked of the computer?
Find out next time in: Light's Adventures In La La Land!
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Me: *still in ER*
Light: This just gets stupider all the time
L: We can't fight Mimi-sama! The more we resist, the worse it gets *shudder*
Light: *sigh* There really is no point... now if I can only find out Alfefire's real name for that horrible nickname *evil glint*
L: Good luck with that Light-o!"
Light: *glare*
L & Light: REVIEW!
L: Or else she'll release us in an anime con!
Light: *face pales* Oh dear God!
