A Random Little Note from the Author
I hope you enjoy this one. Just five more ideas people. FIVE MORE!!! Then I can use the best one. This one is donated to MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles for suggesting it, but also to Alice is my bestest fwend for being the 101st reviewer (even though they didn't like it). Sorry if some of the ones in the middle aren't as good, but I want to leave some good ones for the end. This one is quite short but enjoy…
(That familiar scene in the film, everything as it should be. But… Bella is holding a bag of groceries rather protectively)
Bella turns to Edward, a hundred accusations in her eyes. As she looked at the hideous creature before she summed up the courage to tell him.
"You're impossibly slow, and large. Your skin is always covered in food and..."
Edward spoke with his mouth full. "Say it. Out loud. Say it"
Bella wanted to apologise, but that would show weakness. And this was tough love…
"You're fat."
He unwrapped a chocolate bar. "And are you afraid?"
Bella clutched her shopping bag closer to her. "I'm only afraid for my groceries!"
