I'm on a roll here…actually it's the holidays and I've got a lot of time on my hands.
She-devil-16 this is for you! (Seeing as I've used up my bright –idea quota for the month…) I also have a theory that all this writing is to make up for all the long periods of nothingness I've had…
Disclaimer: not even in my dreams…. though I did have one with the characters floating heads once…
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The past few days had really taken a lot out of the Demolition boys and they were ready to take a nice little break from all the excitement and laze around the house all day.
'I'm boooored' Tala moaned. The novelty of peace and quiet had already worn off.
'Then get out of my house and leave me the hell alone…' Kai said grinding his teeth.
Bryan and Spencer were doodling on the whiteboard depicting the Apocalypse. Kai had revealed why there was one in is kitchen. Turns out plotting how to take over the world is hungry work. The silence was broken by a faint buzzing sound.
'Bryan…your but is vibrating' Spencer pointed out. Pulling out his phone from his back pocket, he answered with his new favourite catch phrase.
'Hello, hit-mans anonymous, you hold em we hit em!'
'Bryan! You know that guy who put up the video of us?' Mariah yelled through the phone.
'Umm yeah…' He was yet to tell Mariah about their little visit.
'Well Lee somehow tracked him down and has gone off to kill him.'
Bryan spun around quickly, almost giving himself whiplash in the process.
'Mar, hold on a sec…' Bryan crossed the kitchen and stood over Tala. 'Where's that piece of paper with Chip's details on it?'
'Umm… well you see I needed the money and it was a great offer' Tala mumbled slowly backing up towards the door.
'Kai, hold him' Bryan said before going back to the phone.
'Gladly' Kai answered, a wide smirk plastered to his face before tackling Tala and pinning him to the ground.
'Okay, Mar, what do you want me to do?' Bryan asked with a sigh.
'I want you to stop him!' she yelled.
'But he hates me. He'll probably do me in too. What about Gary, Ray and Kevin? Not sure what Kevin would be good for, but I'm sure the little bugger will give it a go. He'd make a good decoy or bait…'
'They conveniently disappeared!'
Bryan let out one more sigh before agreeing. 'I'll do it… you are so going to owe me…'
'I know. Good luck! Don't go die on me!' she said happily before hanging up.
'Alright guys, we've got a mission. We've gotta stop Lee becoming a murderer.'
'We?' Spencer repeated, raising an eyebrow. 'What make you think we're going to go and help you stop a homicidal maniac?'
'Because this way you get to shoot Lee again' Bryan said. That won them over.
'Well isn't that swell,' Tala huffed from beneath Kai. 'Now if you wouldn't mind getting off me, Kai, you're rather heavy for such a lil guy.' This was obviously the wrong thing to say. Being the smallest in the group, Kai had developed a small complex about his size. Stomping a foot on the back of Tala's head he squashed his teammates face into the marble floor.
'And I know exactly what Tala can do' Kai said with an unpleasant smile.
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'All right, this has got to be both the most humiliating and stupid thing I have ever done! This isn't going to work!' Tala yelled from the centre of the car park.
'No but this is a great source of amusement for us' snickered Spencer. They'd forced Tala into a chicken suit; it was that or a sexy bunny costume.
'Just stick to the plan and don't do anything stupid,' Kai warned. 'Might shoot you by accident.'
'YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY AREN'T YOU!' Tala screamed, pointing an accusing wing.
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Taking a deep breath and praying to whoever was listening, Bryan stepped into the apartment. He could already hear the commotion inside. High-pitched screaming came from Chip's room. For a moment Bryan thought was the Mother screaming but upon entering the room found it to be Chip himself. The two struggling teens spun around to look at him and he was suddenly reminded that these two people hated him with a passion. He leapt into the tangle of body parts and tried to pull them apart but not before having a violent battle with his conciseness about turning around and letting them have at it.
'I'm going to kill you! I'll rip your innards out and feed them to you!' Lee howled, tearing into Chip once again. Bryan backed off. He'd been in a brawl before, thanks to Tala's big mouth, but this was just nasty. Lee wasn't playing by the rules and was sticking to his threat. Dragging every bit of strength, kicking and screaming, he went back in to extract Chip. Getting several good whacks to his head he finally managed to throw Chip over his shoulder and run. Chip, hating every inch of Bryan, wasn't too happy about this but, considering that he was half Bryan's size, there wasn't much he could do about it. Practically leaping down the stairwell to the ground floor he made a break for it.
The apartment-block doors were flung open as Bryan shot out of the building followed closely by Lee. He seemed to be finding him in this situation quiet a lot lately. Luckily his part of the plan was almost over. All he had to do was lure Lee out of the building. They new that Bryan would be exhausted after the struggle so had decided that Tala should be the bait. Now it was up to Tala to lead him towards Kai and Spencer who were armed once again with riffles and darts. Looking ahead he saw Tala standing with as much dignity he could muster. Bryan sped up and shot past Tala like a bullet.
'HEY LEE! COME AND GET ME! CHICKEN!' Tala yelled mockingly, doing a chicken dance. Seeing as Lee's feline instincts had taken almost complete control of him, he immediately went after Tala.
'HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!' Tala screamed running after Bryan.
'What are you doing you moron! You're supposed to lead him towards Kai and Spencer not follow me!' Bryan screamed at him.
'He hates you more! This way if he gets you first I'll have a clean get away! I don't wan to die dressed like a chicken!'
Running at lights speed they managed to put some distance between themselves and their death. Glancing over his shoulder, Bryan saw that Lee was beginning to slow down.
'Think he's tired? Given up maybe?' Tala asked hopefully.
'Nope. He's to much of a pain in the ass to give up that easy… maybe he's planning something…'
'Wouldn't give him that much credit. He's pretty stupid.'
'Lets lead him back round to the other two' Bryan said, guiding Tala's sight with his hand as to where they should go.
'Lets get him running then,' Tala said clapping his wings together. 'COME ON YOU STUPID OAF! COME AND GET YOUR CHICKEN!' he yelled and began to jog. Slowly Lee began to follow, a deadly gleam in his eye.
Chip, who had remained in a slight state of shock till know decided that it was about time for him to put his two cents in and began to verbally abuse Bryan and demand his release.
'Look you little ass! Take a gooooood look at what's chasing us and tell me you want to be put down!' Bryan yelled, becoming extremely frustrated.
'RUN FASTER MAN!' came Chip's reply after a few seconds silence. 'HE'S GAINING!'
Tala and Bryan picked up the pace and finally managed to get back on course. As planned Spencer and Kai came out of the bushes and began to shoot at Lee.
'Kai?' said Spencer.
'Yeah.'
'Isn't he supposed to stop running when the tranquillizers hit him?'
'Yup.'
'He's not stopping…'
'Yup.'
'Should we start running?'
'Yup.'
'TACTICAL RETREAT!' screamed Tala as he gained pace with Spencer and Kai.
They piled into their small car, locking the doors after them. Kai kicked Spencer out of the drivers seat, literally kicked, and put his foot down. Suddenly inspiration hit. Kai sped up turning towards a narrow alleyway.
'Tala, remember when I ran you over, you weren't able to move for a while after that were you?' he asked, curiously.
'Well no,' answered Tala. 'You're not going to are you!'
'Good a plan as any' Kai shrugged.
Spencer whipped out his cell phone and pressed 1 on speed dial. 'Hello? Emergency services? I'll be needing an ambulance. What is my emergency?'
A loud thump was heard as a body made contact with the rear of the car.
'Well,' continued Spencer. 'It's seems we've just reversed over someone. How are they? Umm hold on. We'll check. Tala, go check.'
'Why me?' Tala said indignantly.
'Because this is all your fault!' hissed Kai.
Reluctantly Tala got out of the car, so reluctantly in fact, that he was shoved by the other occupants and then locked out.
'Umm, okay, he's…alive! I think…wait…. Yup, he's twitching, we're good!'
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Once they arrived at the hospital thing s began to settle down.
After getting confirmation that Lee was merely unconscious he began apologising profusely to Mariah.
'Don't worry,' Mariah said. 'Better in hospital than jail. He's fallen off a cliff before and lived so I don't think a car bumper will be too bad and it's not like you could've stopped Kai….'
'Yeah,' Bryan agreed, glad hat she was putting most of the blame on Kai. 'But can we start doing normal stuff again? Things that don't involve jumping down stairwells, car chases, brawls and fleeing from psychopathic homicidal relatives?'
'Wait till you meet my parents' smirked Mariah.
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Surprising how much time I have on my hands… but that just means more for all you people out there! Which means you can review! (Yay! I know you want too!)
