Alright everyone go "OMG!"
and I'll go, "Yeah, yeah, I know, The plot is showing."
oh and frustration and annoyance are totally different... and its actually totally spell checked this time!
Kiba looked almost frustrated when he first laid eyes on Hinata. Above many things she brought a child who happened to like like a love child between Sasuke and Naruto, when he wanted to do the things that proceed having a child, after being away for so long, with Hinata. Quite frankly he was not a preppy puppy right now.
And what was with the Sasuke-Naruto love child kid again?
"What the hell, Hinata? I go away for a little while and you go and adopt some child when I have no problem making one for myself?"
He noted something in the repeating mantra Sasuke-Naruto love child that was flirting through his head. The Sasuke --the man she hated more then anything -- and Naruto --the one she loved before she loved him -- love child.
"Goddammit Naruto! Hinata's mine -- dammit!" Kiba shouted.
Hinata looked at Kiba. "She's not adopted, I'm babysitting. And stopped cursing Naruto, Kiba. You're the only one I love." Kiba pouted and sat down on the floor.
Nyra scrambled down from Hinata's arms and tumbled over to Kiba. She lifted her arm and patted his head. "Goowd Puppy-nii!"
Kiba looked Nyra straight in the face with big brown puppy eyes.
"Awwwww! Puppy-nii cuwte!" She giggled and hugged Kiba. Kiba smiled and hugged back. He nuzzled her, tickling the little girl with course hair on his face from not shaving for a while. Nyra giggled, telling him to stopped as he continued to lift her dress up and continued nuzzling on he stomach making her scream with fits of giggles. "No! Puppy-nii! Ah! Hehehe! No! Tat Tikcoos!"
Hinata stood watching -- blushing. Rubbing her tummy, she new Kiba would be a good father. She smiled happily. When Nyra left, she would probably tell him. "Alright, you two, " said Hinata, "Break it up. I thought you wanted to go shopping."
Kiba lifted his head. "Shopping."
"Yes!" Nyra said and scrambled to Hinata. Hinata laughed, fixing Nyra's dress for her. "Puppy-nii come!"
Kiba raised a brow. Hinata nodded. He shook his head and got to his feet. "Alright, I'm cool with that. Let's go."
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"What do you mean 'You give up'!?! It was your mission to figure what those were pictures of!" Tsunade yelled.
"It burned because Nyra jumped on me when I was using fire to see if I could project a image. Burnt to a crisp." Sasuke glared back at her.
Tsunade threw her cup at him and it landed against the wall with a shattering crash. "You fucking brat! Don't you have anything better to do then make me miserable."
"Of course. But you need a good ninja and I need money."
"Uchiha! Get your ass out of here right now!"
Sasuke bowed and left her in the room with a smirk.Tsunade growled and opened the drawer to get another cup out. Pouring the liquor, she growled.
Sasuke was lacking, a possibly dangerous little girl was running lose, and the number one most feared ninja of this time might be haunting the village. It was enough to make Tsunade to take another three swigs of her drink.
Sasuke, as much as she hated to admit, was the the best ninja in the village after her. Having him screw up like this meant no simple thing. He was either really occupied with Nyra or he was hiding something. She had had Kakashi check out the house and he said he saw nothing. And so back to Nyra.
This little girl was smart-stating the already obvious, but she had a mom. As if the note wasn't enough. She claimed to be Sasuke's child, which by looking at her you could tell, but her mom was must also had been Sasuke's lover--
Soma. Somasomasoma. Soma was the biggest threat. If they had something illegal Tsunade didn't know about it could mean a major loss in reputation for Kohona. That was not good.
Huffing, Tsunade looked out the window. So why was the village so calm when she was in such turmoil?
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Naruto laid out the stuff before him. He was surprised to have found the shed so easily when no one had. He possibly wondered if it was because he was looking for it. Either way he had found well preserved and with all the stuff he needed.
Grabbing all the scrolls and jewelry and stuffing them in a bag he headed back to Sasuke's. He only hoped Sasuke wouldn't get there for a few hours, or at least minutes after Naruto got back so he could open the door with a nice 'welcome home!'
Making a nice lunch would be fun too. Naruto wonder how long Hinata was willing to watch over Nyra for the time being. He didn't want it to seem as if he was just trying to rid of Nyra -- because that wasn't the case -- its just...Sasuke. He want to be alone with Sasuke for a little bit, maybe a few more hours of connecting before they got Nyra back and couldn't do it anymore.
Naruto heaved a large sigh, but smiled in the end. Nyra and Sasuke looked so cute together. She was definitely his child and he wanted a picture before...before what? Naruto wondered.
Was he planning on leaving again? Or dying? Or just disappearing, period? He didn't want to. He wanted to speak to all his old friends again - omit the fact that they most likely aren't going to be as nice about it as Hinata was.
He needed happy sex. Like now.
He partly wondered if Nyra really had his Halloween costume.
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"Welcome home!"
Sasuke looked at the cliche, frilly, short, supposable French maid outfit on Naruto. Naruto, on the other hand, faltered when Sasuke didn't respond.
"Fine be that way Teme." Naruto said and disappeared into the house.
"N-no! Wait Naruto!" Sasuke called out to him and grabbed him to his chest. "You look lovely, almost fuckable."
Naruto furrowed his brows, "Almost?"
"Completely," Sasuke replied and descended his lips upon Naruto's(1).
Naruto moaned, his body circulating hot liquid through out his body, starting at his groin. He grabbed Sasuke's hair and flicked his tongue inside Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke's moan buzzed through Naruto's whole body.
"Sasuke..." Naruto murmured against Sasuke's lips.
"Hmmmm?"
"I made sandwiches." Sasuke leaned back and looked at Naruto and smiled. Nodding, Sasuke threw Naruto over his shoulder and walked happily to the kitchen.
The sandwiches were grilled cheese. Sasuke's favorite food since he was a kid. How Naruto knew he didn't know. A haze was brought to ming. The letter. The letter he got when Nyra first arrived, what, only seven or eight days ago? It had said Naruto had been watching him.
Lovely.
Sasuke snorted and took a bite. It was cooled down, but it still was yummy, warm and gooey. It was perfect.
Sasuke looked up at Naruto, who sat in the seat Sasuke had set him down on. He smiled happily and warmed Sasuke's heart more then the perfect sandwiches warmed his stomach.
He wondered why he used to be such an ass to Naruto. Denial? Maybe...or maybe it was because after his brother killed everyone he didn't know any other way to express his feelings. Maybe he figured you only hurt the ones you love. Thats what Itachi did.
But now Sasuke knew Itachi didn't care, let alone love. And he knew now you don't hurt the ones you love.
He finished his sandwich, almost sad that the delicious food was gone.
"Naruto...Where were--" Sasuke leaned over and noticed the awkward shaped bag in the corner. Corners and rounded ends of scrolls poked from the side, and it was so full he was almost afraid what was in the bag .
He asked anyways.
Naruto looked at him. His piercing blue eyes looking directly into his, full of sadness, anger, love.
"The stuff I need."
Sasuke looked at him, giving Naruto a 'For what could you possibly need all that stuff?' stare.
Naruto didn't look away as he said the words that made Sasuke's heart drop to his feet.
"I'm going to revive my father; the fourth Hokage."
1) the most cliche line in the fanfiction world.
OMG! The plot! YAY! I have one! AND hopefully more GYP! (Sex, Gay Yu-gi-oh porn (yaoi) )
