UNEXPECTED SURPRISES
Member of Team STRQ

I've had a lot of things happen to me in my time as Huntsman that I never expected. I had holed up in a little bar in Vauo for a long weekend. Two days in, the White Fang raided the place for some reason or another - the details are a little fuzzy now. They were fuzzy at the time, come to think of it. Either way, never saw it coming.

There was another time when I got into a tangle with the Atlas military. That one I remember perfectly - well, mostly one stuck up captain. That one was fun.

The newest surprise is something else, though. I'm a teacher - at Signal. I'm a high school teacher.

I need a drink.

Ozpin's asked me to do some crazy things in my time, but this has got to be one of the craziest. I'm not a teacher. I don't like kids. Well, Yang and Ruby are all right; but they're different. I can cuss and drink around them. Just a guess, but Signal's probably not crazy about teachers drinking in front of students - cursing either probably.

I don't know what's worse: that Ozpin thinks I'll make it as a teacher or that he things I can be a teacher indefinitely. Yep, no end date on this little mission. Just Ozpin sending Signal's acceptance of my application to teach combat classes (which I did not send) and a note that he needs me there "for the foreseeable future."

I really need a drink.

I guess I need to do some research on this teacher thing. It's not like I paid that much attention while I was in school. Hm, I haven't paid Glynda a visit in a while. Maybe I can snag a copy of her lesson plans. Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

AN: Ruby said that Qrow was a teacher at Signal, which seems completely out of character. Considering Qrow pretty well takes his orders from Ozpin, I'm willing to guess Qrow being at Signal was part of Ozpin's master plan.

And, yes, the stuck up Atlas captain is Winter. I have shipped SnowBird like crazy since their first episode together.