Pairing: SasuNaru

Pairing: SasuNaru

Author: thecrazydragon

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: Not much to say... at all...

--Chapter 12--

Behind the mask, cold sweat had begun to form on the kitsune and his heart was thumping fast as Sasuke dialed the numbers to the cell phone...

...which was sitting silently in his pocket. Oh crap, crap, crap!! Please tell me I put it in silent mode!

Too late. Almost immediately after Sasuke finished dialing the numbers, his cell phone began to ring. It was the familiar Nokia ringtone. It was a happy tune that he always sang to... but now he just sat there, unsure of what to do...

So he did the most logical and fished his cell phone out of his pocket. Clicked it open and answered.

"H-hello?"

Gotcha.


Sasuke put down the cell phone and turned to Fox.

"Why, hello Naruto. I wasn't expecting you to be on a mission today."

Awkward silenced stretched on and wasn't broken until they arrived at the Hokage's office.

"Well? What happened? Why the hell are all of you so quiet?"

Fox shakily stepped forward and narrated their mission report. Shizune wrote things down as Tsunade asked him questions. After the report, Godaime checked and double checked what they had recovered and sent them all home. 'Thank you, Hokage-sama' they replied.

Fox and Sasuke didn't seem to be leaving.

"Oi, you two can go home now didn't you hear? What else do want?" asked Tsunade as she faced the two who were still standing in her office.

"Nothing, Tsunade-sama," said Sasuke, he moved toward the ANBU Captain and whispered seductively in his ear, "I'll be waiting at home, love..." and licked his neck. The Captain flinched. Both Shizune and Tsunade's eyes widened at the sudden... err... move of the Uchiha. The Godaime was about to call him back but he had already shut the door silently behind him.

"That should spice things up a bit." said Sasuke quietly to himself as he left the Hokage palace and cast one last look at the room where he was just minutes ago before heading home.


"He knows?!" Tsunade said, fuming as Naruto sat on the chair and twirled his mask around his finger nervously at the corner like a grounded kid.

"I-I-I swear it was an a-accident, Ba-chan! He probably saw me do something and... and..."

"I will hear nothing more of it, Naruto! There's a reason why nobody should know that you're ANBU Captain!"

"I know but—" Tsunade held up her hand and returned to her Hokage duties.

"Go home, Naruto. Go home."


"Saraki, could you pass me the glue, please."

"Here, dad."

"Yo, dad! Mom's home!" said Nagaharu while he covered the phone with his hand.

"We need to talk," said Naruto, already dressed in a casual shirt and jeans, as he pulled Sasuke from the living room.

Sasuke willingly followed. Both of them trudged up the stairs leaving a pair of surprised kits behind. They entered the bedroom and shut the door firmly behind them.

"Why did you do that?" asked the blonde who didn't really know what to feel at the moment.

"Do what?" countered Sasuke, feigning innocence.

"That... that... thing you did to me in the office!"

"Oh that," he said as if miraculously remembering, "well... I wanted to say hi to the Captain."

Before Naruto could reply, Sasuke pounced on him and ground their members together. The blonde was too surprised to moan but instead, he bucked against Sasuke and his rather large dick. The raven grabbed both of Naruto's wrists and secured them to the wall with his left hand while his right hand...

"Ow! S-Sasuke, you—"

...slapped Naruto squarely on his cheek. He slapped and punched a struggling Naruto until he busted his own lip by being hit by the dobe. Naruto broke free from Sasuke's hold and kicked him right on the crotch. The Uchiha gave a strangled cry and fell toward the floor like a crumpled heap to nurse his painful manhood.

"What the hell was that for?!" yelled Naruto, who was resisting the urge to kick Sasuke again.

Sasuke lay still for a full minute breathing deeply. Just breathing.

"Oi! I'm talking to you, you basta—"

"That was for lying."

Wh-what?

"You lied, Naruto."

"Huh? When?! I never lied about anything!"

"On that day," said Sasuke as he slowly stood up and headed for the chair by the bed, "when I told you that Nagaharu and Saraki were going to lose their second element,"

"Yeah... what about it?"

Sasuke looked up to face Naruto. The blonde stared into onyx orbs that were as blank and expressionless as a sheet of paper. It was what Sasuke's eyes looked like before Orochimaru, before Itachi... before Naruto; cold and indifferent.

He stared on and waited for Sasuke to respond, unable to do or say anything more.

"I promised never to keep anything from you. I asked you if you would..."

Naruto suddenly remembered the talk with him the night after the twins lost their second element.

"I love you Naruto."

"I love you, too."

"I'm so sorry I hurt you again..."

"Like I said, Sasuke, you didn't hurt me. You never did."

"I promise you. From now on... I'll never keep secrets from you. Ever."

"Sasuke..."

"I want you to trust me, Naruto. Will you do the same?"

"...Sasu..."

"Naruto...?"

"Yes... I promise."

Tears started to fall from his blue eyes as he remembered the promise they had made—and how he lied.

"Sasuke, I'm sor—"

"Now I understand why it took you a long time to answer my question. You were already hiding something from me right there and then."

"Sasuke, please! Let me expla—"

"I want a divorce."


TCD: Whoa... I think I'd better leave these two alone for now...

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