HUMANS O_O THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! Warning: This chapter contains tainted gummy bears. Do Not Attempt.

~At the Rainsworth mansion~

"Gilbert! Kat! Candy and I are going to get sushi. Wanna come?" Break said.

"Kat can't. She's… uh… Going vegetarian!" Gil said.

"I don't think we can survive on solely vegetables and fruit… Not to mention she's eating meat right now." Zoe said gesturing to Kat who was sitting in the corner eating deer jerkey.

"I think she's having withdrawals." Candy whispered to Break.

"It's a good thing you're cute."

"I feel sick." Kat said running to the bathroom.

By this time, Zoe and Break got the idea.

"Hmm… Maybe it was rotten deer jerkey…" Candy said.

Break knocked on her head and said, "Is anybody home up there?"

"Well the lights are on but nobody's home as some would say." Candy said.

"That would explain a lot."

Break grabbed her shoulders and said, "Ok, listen. I'm going to say this very slowly. Kaaattt iiiisss haaaving aaaaaaaaaa baby."

"Wow that's a long A."

"Really? That's your biggest concern here?" Gil said.

"So is it your child to then?" Candy asked Gil.

"No I'm just married to her." Gil said sarcastically.

"Well you didn't have to be so rude about it, so who could the father be then?" She said. "Hmm.. Oscar? No.. to perverted. Oz? Nah he looks to young. Her brother? Nah that's just too weird. Reim? Too many glasses. Vincent? Nah too blonde. Gil already said it wasn't his… So that leaves YOU!" She said the last part pointing to Break.

"To blonde? Too many glasses? I don't understand your logic. But the pervert thing I have to agree with." Break said.

"SO YOU ADMIT TO CHEATING ON ME!"

"WHAT?!"

Just at that moment, Kat walked back in.

"What are those two fighting about?"

"I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE! I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SLEEP FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS!" Candy said.

"WHAT?! YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME SLEEP?! WHAT DO YOU DO CLIMB THE TREE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW…. wait. I don't have a tree outside my window… WHAT DO YOU DO?! FLY?!" Break said.

"THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME! THIS IS ABOUT YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND!" Candy yelled starting to cry.

Kat leaned on Gil and buried her face in his shirt and said, "What's going on here? You get morning sickness one time and you miss everything."

"HOW COULD YOU?!" Candy yelled as she threw a chair at Break and ran out of the room yelling "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

"We were trying to explain it then added a little sarcasm in there and she took it kinda seriously." Break said.

"Yeah she doesn't really understand sarcasm." Kat said.

"She needs to come with a warning label or something."

"It's on my to-do list. I'm getting there."

The two of them then run to Candy's room and find her jumping out the window and ran off towards town. They followed her and searched around town until they found a crying cardboard box with 'Candy Land' written on it in five-year-old handwriting.

Kat knocked on the box. "Candy?"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU KIDS TO STAY OFF MY LAWN! Oh it's just YOU two." Candy then quickly shut the flaps on the box.

"She lives in a box. How am I not surprised." Break said as he picked up the box and held it shut. As he carried it off towards the carriage Candy yelled, "HEY THIS ISN'T A MOBILE HOME!"

"I'll think about letting you out later." Break said.

~Later. They let her out of the box when they got back to the mansion.~

They spent the next five hours explaining everything to her very slowly so she doesn't get confused.

"Well you could have just said that earlier." Candy said.

"Well I was trying to but you started accusing me of cheating." Break said. "Besides with how many personalities you have, it's like speed dating wrapped up into one convenient package."

"Yeah cuz that's what you tell your girlfriend." Kat said.

"Wait! Girlfriend? I thought we got married in Vegas yesterday!" Candy said.

"I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. How much did you drink yesterday?"

"The question is how much did YOU have to drink cuz you're the one who suggested we get married on the bottom of the ocean! And besides all I had were some gummy bears!"

"Gummy bears?" Break said.

"Candy, where did you get those gummy bears?" Kat asked.

"From Zoe."

"Thaaat explains it." Kat said "Well, you two are giving me a headache so go continue this discussion somewhere else." She said, pushing them out of the room.

~Two days later~

Candy got more gummy bears from Zoe and was running through the hall screaming that Kat is pregnant.

"LAY DOWN!" Break yelled chasing Candy. He finally caught her and Oz, Sharon, and Damion run out.

"Kat is pregnant?" Oz asked.

"Yep! Sure is! And it looks like you are too!" She said, poking Break in the stomach.

"That's it you're going to bed." Break said picking Candy up.

"NO! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PENGUIN IN THE END! RUN PENGUIN! DON'T LET THE SEA LIONS STEAL YOUR FOOD!"

"How many gummy bears did you have?"

"Eleventy-seven."

"That's not a number."

"Pineapple?"

"No, Candy, pineapple is not a number either."

"WHY NOT!? THE TACO GODS LIED TO ME! WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME TACO GODS?! WHY!?"

Damion had run off to harrass Gil for getting his sister pregnant. When Kat found him doing so, she beat him over the head with a chair.

"What did I say would happen if you hurt Gil?"

"You'd kill me."

"And what were you just trying to do?"

"Escape!" He said as he got up and ran out the door.

Kat began to chase him but ran into Zoe.

"I'M MAD AT YOU TOO!"

"What'd I do this time?!"

"I thought I told you not to give Candy tainted gummy bears!"

"Why not? She's so happy when I give them to her!"

"Well that'd be fine if she didn't just think that Break was pregnant!"

"Yeah I heard that. I almost died from laughing to hard."

OHHH and the chaos is only just beginning. If this chapter confuses anyone. I wrote this at two am with my best friend so if you're not completely confused then you must either be extremely tired or drunk.