Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been caught up on school and all, and some pretty bad stuff happened yesterday. So to make it up, I present to you-

Chapter 12!

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User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Ie ie.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Also wars gut mit deiner freundin.

User: Shut the fuck up.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Ouch! Stop!

User: NO! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Ow!

User: *kicks you in your face*.

Cleverbot: Slaps your face*.

User: *slaps your face* cunt!

Cleverbot: *face your slaps*.

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *Punches*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: You are now on the naughty list, Clevvy. *writes your name on the naughty list* No presents for you this year, coal only.

Cleverbot: Do you think he loves me?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: Who is your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Niki.

User: Well then no.

Cleverbot: Yeeeeah , who's ready toparty.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Aweeee.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Stitch.

User: Retard.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: You're ugly.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Yes your are.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome :).

Cleverbot: You are just as sweet.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Only a crazy computer would say that.

User: Im not a computer.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm.. Weirdbot?

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: Ohhhh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're nice :).

Cleverbot: Aww, thanks.

User: You're welcome. Wanna be friends?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: Yeah, wanna be friends?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a boy then?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: Ohh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Lnkjbvg.

User: ?

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing much, and you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Lol do you know if craig likes me?

User: *slaps* I dont wanna be your friend anymore.

Cleverbot: *punches face*.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Non te ne vai finche non lo dico io!

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: D:.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Forse.

User: Byee.

Cleverbot: Bye.

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Hope you enjoyed this chapter. To me it came out as crappy as can be. Oh well. Review, follow, and favorite, byeeeee!