Most-no ALL of my friends always say that I'm rich even though I said no as my mom always complain whenever I buy to many and I don't think I'm rich. I'm just one of those fellas that is lucky enough to buy things that they like and buys too much. It's kinda getting on my nerves as they always take advantage of my generous side though if I really get annoyed I would turn to my sadistic side and torment them. Also, it's not my fault that my dad owns a company...
-oxOX-OozoraxxHime-XOxo
P.S. Would you prefer cash or credit?
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Entry No. 101
Date: 8/12/12
11:32 AM
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Mu, while it may not be your fault that your dad owns a company, it is your fault for spending his money. No matter how you phrase it, you are a rich kid who spends her daddy's money. It is not that you are one of those 'fellas' that are 'lucky' enough to buy things that they like and buys too much. There is no such thing as that. A person can only buy so many things that they like only when they have the money to do so, therefore your friends are right in calling in you rich. I don't particularly care as to why you don't like being called rich but if you want your friends to stop calling you that, then you stop buying any and all useless junk and only buy things that are worthwhile and have value or meaning. Buy the necessities.
Don't go wasting time buying things that you 'like', because chances are, most of the things that you 'like' are just ornaments to your rich life and really hold no purpose.
And not only are you a rich child, you are a generous one too. Don't let them take advantage of you. That just shows that you are weak. I suggest properly standing up for yourself, and to not torment them because they will call for help if you go to far in torment.
I prefer cash. Send it in before the end of the week.
-Mammon
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To anyone who's willing to help me:
I've been having extremely gore-ish thoughts for years now, and when I say something "disturbing" out loud, people will say I'm sick. It's not my fault I have a creative mind when it comes to killing, those damn dvd stores just had to display bloody parts of horror movies! I'm a super awkward person, which leads to a slightly insane and weird personality, and I always isolate myself from people. I tend to be unconsciously dramatic sometimes because I'm easily influenced by tv and people around me, but mostly tv. I have urges to break seemingly fragile things when I get my hands on them, for example my brother's arms, a plate, a small animal, but of course, I don't break them. I feel like a freaking psychopath, help me!
-Meweird maniac
P.S. Fran, why can't you take off the hat and use your illusions instead? And (to anyone) which is the best way to kill someone whom you hate the most? Killing him/her immediately, or torture him/her for a long gruesome time and then kill the person?
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Entry No. 102
Date: 8/12/12
11:34 AM
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Ah, because Bel sempai said that if I ever took off my frog hat, he'll cut off my legs and send it to France for the French to enjoy them. I think that's a rather painful thing, wouldn't you say? Not the leg cutting part. The whole thing where French people are eating me, that's painful, because I'm far too tasty to be cooked up as just frog legs. As for your problem, I think it's fine that you have gore-ish thoughts because everyone has gore-ish thoughts at some point in their lives. It's only sick and disturbing if you are constantly thinking about it, and I think that maybe you do have a problem since you're thinking of different ways to kill.
I say you should go to a psychologist because if you keep this up, you might just end up making people think you're a crazed psychopath that's about to pull off a murder.
Have fun at the psychologist, you weird maniac.
-Fran
Entry No. 103
Date: 8/12/12
11:35 AM
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Ushishishi, if you want to kill someone you hate, it's best to do it as gruesomely and slowly as possible. What's the point in an immediate kill? That's letting them get off too easily. Do what I did and stab that person you hate while they're wide-awake~! And as for your problem, peasant, the prince finds it funny. Just keep having those urges and fall to them, and keep voicing out 'disturbing' things, shishishi~!
I wonder how long it will be until I see you on the front page of a newspaper for killing someone~!
-The Prince
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Question for Varia:
What would you guys do if Xanxus died? After all he could died of old age or too much alcohols.
-Gale
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Entry No. 104
Date: 8/12/12
11:43 AM
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Tch, I'll fucking outlive all those trashes.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 105
Date: 8/12/12
11: 47 AM
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VOI! LIKE HELL THAT SHITTY BOSS OF OURS WOULD DIE FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL! HE'D PROBABLY KILL OUR ASSES FIRST BEFORE DYING OF OLD AGE HIMSELF!
-Squalo
Entry No. 106
Date: 8/12/12
11:54 AM
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Ma, I hope some, if not all of us, have children by the time boss dies of old age. Then, if boss happens to shoot us all before dying himself, we'd at least have some capable people taking over the Varia properly after being trained by us~!
-Lussuria
Entry No. 107
Date: 8/12/12
12:00 PM
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Ha, there's no way boss would die from alcohol, nor will he die before all of us!
-Levi
Entry No. 108
Date: 8/12/12
12:07 PM
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Didn't you know boss is indestructible? He drinks more then 5 bottles a day and he's still as strong as ever. I doubt he'll die before all of us.
-Fran
Entry No. 109
Date: 8/12/12
12:10 PM
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Ushishishi, the boss isn't some weak drunk. He'd probably shoot us all before he died.
-The Prince
Entry No. 110
Date: 8/12/12
12:11 PM
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Mu, don't ask such stupid questions. Boss isn't a man who would die from mere alcohol, and we would most likely die before he does.
You know the deal, payment before the end of the week.
-Mammon
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Hey , Hey here's my questions:
What will happen if one day Fran and Squalo gender bend? And Lussuria met up Grell? (Like they magically become 'sisters') And what will happen if I burn Levi's hair and steal all his umbrellas?
Oh ,Oh , for Xanxus, What will happen if all of a sudden liquor ran out and you cant drink anymore? will you resort on drinking coke mixed with sprite? or juices? or iced teas? (think about the what if and don't say that's impossible to imagine ya know)
What will happen if I accidentally lifted up the cloak on Mammon's head?
Oh and what will happen if the Varia became teachers? Will you teach us on how to kill or murder? Or dissect animals or torture us by making Lussuria dress us up?
What if Byakuran became a teacher? Can he be my adviser? Can he replace my lameass teacher?
What will happen if I never stop talking? (or typing in this case)
What will happen if the Varia became arcobalenos? (except for Mammon and Gola Mosca) can my sister hug them? or dress them up to be my substitute for her stupid tea party?
Can the Varia sign in my notebook? or they would like to sign in my death note?
-Cr8kIrAtH1Ef12
P.S. What will happen if the world ends today? Will the Varia do something to prevent it? or let it be?
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Entry No. 111
Date: 8/12/12
12:15 PM
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VOI! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SWAP GENDERS? AND I WOULD TEACH YOU TO STOP BEING SUCH AN ANNOYING LITTLE FUCKING TRASH WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS! AND LIKE FUCK I'M GOING TO LET YOUR SISTER HUG ME OR DRESS ME UP!
AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SIGN A NOTEBOOK OR SOMETHING CALLED A FUCKING DEATH NOTE? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? AND FUCK THE WORLD! WE'RE NOT FUCKING SUPERHEROES!
-SQUALO
Entry No. 112
Date: 8/12/12
12:16 PM
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Ma, I think I would look pretty cute as a girl. I'd probably teach you the ways to annoy your stupid sempai. Yosh. If you don't stop talking, longhaired commander will find you and slice your head off. I think him using all caps in his reply is evident enough that he's annoyed already. Ah, is your sister cute? If she is, I wouldn't mind her hugging me, but I'll be drawing the line at dress up for tea parties. And why would I sign something called a 'Death note'? And no, we probably wouldn't prevent the world ending because that'll probably be too much work.
-Fran
Entry No. 113
Date: 8/12/12
12:18 PM
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Huh? Who's Grell? Umi-chan told me he's a character from a manga. Is he cute? Ah, but if he's to become my new 'sister', I wouldn't mind hanging out with him~! As for being a teacher, I'd probably teach you either martial arts or just dress you up for fun! I wouldn't mind your sister hugging me or participating in her tea parties. Sorry dear but I don't think I want to sign your death note, and if the world ended, we Varia wouldn't do anything about it.
-Lussuria
Entry No. 114
Date: 8/12/12
12:19 PM
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If you burn my hair and steal all my umbrellas, I'll kill you with my bare hands! And I won't teach you anything nor would I join in on your sister's stupid tea party! Of course I won't sign something called a death note! And so long as the boss doesn't care, I don't care about the world ending!
-Levi
Entry No. 115
Date: 8/12/12
12:23 PM
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You touch my cloak and I'll send you into insanity. I wouldn't teach you anything unless you paid a lot of money, and if you don't stop talking, Squalo would kill you. Of course we're not going to sign your 'death note'. And if the world ended, I'd be stealing and scamming money out of people so that I at least died rich.
-Mammon
Entry No.116
Date: 8/12/12
12:28 PM
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I'd get all those fucking trash subordinates of mine to make me alcohol. I'm not going to teach or let a scum even touch me, and why the fuck would I go to a fucking tea party with a snot-nosed brat or sign a fucking death note? If you don't stop talking, I'll fucking shoot your shit-for-brains out of your head.
And the world ends when I say it does, trash.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 117
Date: 8/12/12
12:29 PM
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Ushishishi, I'd teach you on how to kill peasants. There's no way I'll let some filthy peasant hug me nor would I even attend her tea party. Death note? The prince isn't signing something stupid like that. As for the last question, the prince wouldn't really do anything.
-The Prince
Entry No. 118
Date: 8/12/12
12:32 PM
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Ma, I wouldn't mind being your teacher or advisor, but you would probably want to drop out of my class within the first day I teach, ahaha~!
-Byakuran
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Reborn, I would like to know that if Luce was still alive would you have married her? Regardless if she had Aria? Do you ever regret not telling her that you loved her or are you still going to deny that you have any feelings for her, like you've been denying everything until you had Shamal give you amnesia. I would like to know. I have never seen a hit-man like you, smile so gently especially when you were with the ex-sky arcobaleno boss so tell me would you have or not. (I know it's not my place to ask and it's against Luce's will but, I have to.)
Sincerly- Matsumoto Kira.
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Entry No. 119
Date: 8/12/12
12:49 PM
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That is a personal matter I'd rather not divulge to you. Feel free to ask me any other question, but anything personal is off-limits.
-Reborn
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All right. Here's my predicament:
1. I've been telling my best friend about a crush on someone in the class. Then, imagine my surprise when after a few weeks, the brat and my crush are already bf/gf! What the heck should I do? [To Chrome, Bianchi, Lussuria, Haru]
2. There's this teacher of ours, that even though how hard we try to get a passing grade, she always finds reasons, utterly ridiculous reasons, that sometimes lowers our grades by a point! How do we deal with her? [Tsuna, Yamamoto, Gokudera]
3. There's this annoying classmate, who always plays around and doesn't know when to quit, even though it's starting to irritate me. Heck, he'll always annoy you even if you start to beat him up. How do I deal with him? [Hibari, Mukuro, Varia]
There. Heck my life is so messed up. _
-CrimsonBallerina
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Entry No. 120
Date: 8/12/12
12:55 PM
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Ah, you crush her. Don't feel any guilt when you do so, because if she was your best friend, she wouldn't have gotten in the way of your love.
-Bianchi
Entry No. 121
Date: 8/12/12
1:02 PM
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Um, I think maybe you should talk it out with her. Maybe that'll help in some way…
-Chrome
Entry No. 122
Date: 8/12/12
1:07 PM
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Hahi! If she was your best friend, she shouldn't have done that in the first place, especially since she knows you like him! Haru says you confront her about it! Don't give up on your love, desu!
-Haru
Entry No. 123
Date: 8/12/12
1:13 PM
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Oh my, that is quite a horrible thing to do to a friend, especially a best friend. Ma, I say you go talk to her about it. It's not good that your supposed best friend snagged your crush after you've been talking about him for a while. Good luck and tell us how it goes, dear~!
-Lussuria
Entry No. 124
Date: 8/12/12
1:26 PM
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Um, maybe try to talk this out with your teacher? That's what happened once with Gokudera, Yamamoto and I, except, um, Gokudera threatened the teacher with dynamites…
-Tsuna
Entry No. 125
Date: 8/12/12
1:29 PM
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That teacher of yours sounds pathetic! Maybe she was like our old teacher who was actually a failure in school. You face her and tell her off for it, that's what you do!
-Gokudera
Entry No. 126
Date: 8/12/12
1:31 PM
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Ahaha, maybe you should talk to that teacher about it? And if she doesn't listen, tell another teacher about the problem. Normally, the teachers work on dealing with things like this, haha! Good luck CrimsonBallerina!
-Yamamoto
Entry No. 127
Date: 8/12/12
1:35 PM
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You bite him to death so that he never moves again.
-Hibari
Entry No. 128
Date: 8/12/12
1:38 PM
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Kufufufu, you show him what hell looks like. Perhaps he'll stop then.
-Mukuro
Entry No. 129
Date: 8/12/12
1:42 PM
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Ushishishi, you stab him a few times and see what he does then. If he's still twitching and irritating you, you kill him.
-The Prince
Entry No. 130
Date: 8/12/12
1:45 PM
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Get rid of him if he's a hindrance and an eyesore.
-Mammon
Entry No. 131
Date: 8/12/12
1:46 PM
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If he's useless, you get rid of him.
-Levi
Entry No. 132
Date: 8/12/12
1:47 PM
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VOI! YOU FUCKING KILL THAT ANNOYING TRASH!
-Squalo
Entry No. 133
Date: 8/12/12
1:48 PM
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Fucking murder that annoying scum.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 134
Date: 8/12/12
1:49 PM
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You should get the fallen prince to stab him. I'm sure Bel sempai wouldn't mind since that's all he's good for.
-Fran
Entry No. 135
Date: 8/12/12
1:50 PM
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Don't kill him and talk to an adult to help. I'm sure he's doing this for attention of some sort.
-Lussuria
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All right. SO.. I have this friend, who's definitely and annoyingly screaming even at the most little things. I tried to have a talk with her, and she doesn't seem to listen much. Also, I tried distancing from her, and yet it still doesn't work. How do I deal with this? :/
-Scarlet Witch
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Entry No. 136
Date: 8/12/12
2:13 PM
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Hm, hm, you should force her to listen to you. Through what method, you can decide, Scarlet-chan~! If she still doesn't listen then you don't just distance yourself from her, you ignore her. Completely ditch her. After all, what's the point in hanging around such a pathetic person who won't listen to people and just screams like a child?
-Byakuran
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Thank you for the reviews. I appreciate every review and alert I get for this! Just a little note, please don't send a barrage of questions like how Cr8kIrAtH1Ef12 did. I loved answering those questions though because they were pretty funny (I mean, come on, tea party with the Varia. Funny stuff, man) but they were sort of everywhere and it was hard to answer them in order for me. If you guys are planning to send in a lot of questions, please do it like how CrimsonBallerina did it, where she did her question and then put the characters she wanted to answer it afterward in brackets. That's a lot more neater and easier for me.
Another note, in total, this chapter took 9 pages on word document. YES. Fabulous. And I spent like 2 or so hours on it QuQ
Thank you again for the alert and reviews, guys! Keep sending in questions! :)
