Title: That's An Order!
Summary: Soifon is given an unexpected order.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
The shoji door to Captain Soifon's office did not just open, in fact it had been blasted apart with a very powerful and ferocious kick by none other than Yoruichi who stood tall and proud at her explosive entrance.
Soifon stared at Yoruichi utterly perplexed and unable to say a word or know how she was supposed to act as she took in the sight of her former mentor and the now shattered doors scattered around the room.
"Soifon!" Yoruichi raised her arm in a dramatic manner and pointed directly at Soifon and declared in a very firm tone, "I order you to go on a date with me!"
Soifon's pen slips out of her hand while her face flushes with colour and just when she thought she knew what to say all words escaped her.
Yoruichi remained in the doorway with her hand still pointed at Soifon though she did not say anything else despite the silence building between them both, she had done her part and now it was Soi's turn.
"An-An order?" Soifon finally managed to speak; her face was still burning bright red no matter how much she tried to regain composure.
"Yes. " Yoruichi nodded once and placed her hands on hips, "As your superior I am giving you an order."
"For a d-d-da-" Unable to say the word Soifon settled on clearing her throat and looked at Yoruichi for some kind of confirmation on the matter instead and a grin spread across Yoruichi's face at the sight of the blushing Captain. Soifon scrunches her eyes shut in hopes of it somehow helping her to process this radical development despite the fact her heart felt like it was flying higher than the atmosphere. "I err I am a C-Captain…you do not hold a ranked seat any-anymore." Soifon chose to address the matter of the order rather than the other topic; it was easier to just ignore that other word entirely if she wished to retain her ability to speak.
"Hehe." Yoruichi smiled smugly, "Who said I was ordering you around as an officer? I am a Princess after all and heir to the Shihoin Clan." Yoruichi's grin grew into a full out victory smile at how flabbergasted Soifon looked since after all the times Yoruichi had told her to not use her honorific titles here Yoruichi was using that against her at a time like this. There was nothing left that Soifon could do, as a Captain her hands were tied, she could not stand up against a noble – Yoruichi had successfully trapped her into answering based on her own thoughts and feelings.
"You dammed cat." Soifon muttered under her breath.
"That's no way to speak to a Princess now is it?" Yoruichi stuck her tongue out at Soifon who shook her head in disbelief at the devilish goddess before her. "I know. I'm a genius." Yoruichi responded to Soi's expression. "So about this date, I'll pick you up at five o'clock. That gives you three hours to decide on an outfit, oh and I do expect you to dress up." Yoruichi winked playfully at Soifon, "I mean you are going out with royalty." With that Yoruichi turned around and started to leave Soifon's office.
"W-wait!" Soifon rose to feet, "I haven't said yes yet." Soifon called out to her at which point Yoruichi looked back at her and smiled.
"I've not heard you say no either." Yoruichi waved at her and flash stepped from Soifon's sight and left the still blushing Squad Two Captain wondering what on earth she was supposed to do now and where she could go to find a new outfit.
A/N: A short overdue piece of fluff to enjoy.
