Chapter 12: Bunny of Doom!

"What does Zetsu-san want to do first?" Tobi asked.

"I need to check on my garden." Zetsu said. "Take me there now!"

"Okay Zetsu-san, Tobi will take you to your garden." Tobi said. Tobi ran out of the room, leaving Zetsu on the ground.

"Idiot." Zetsu said. "Indeed."

Tobi came back in the room. "Oops." He bent down and Zetsu climbed into his hand and was brought outside. It was very nice outside. The weather was perfect.

"Just set me by the carrots." Zetsu said. Tobi complied before going to sit under the tree for what looked like a pleasant nap.

Zetsu was calmly checking over all his plants for about fifteen minutes, until he felt like someone was watching him. He, or is it they, whatever, turned around and saw a rabbit. Zetsu didn't mind rabbits, they helped keep the weeds down and the bugs to a degree.

"Hi there rabbit." Zetsu said.

The rabbit approached Zetsu and sniffed him. Zetsu stretched out his white hand to touch the rabbit's nose. The rabbit sniffed some more, especially around his plant. Then with no warning whatsoever the rabbit started munching on his plant.

"Hey, stop that." Zetsu said. "I'll murder you!" The rabbit didn't stop.

"TOBI!" Zetsu said. "HELP ME!"

"Huh?" Tobi murmured sleepily.

"TOBI GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME!" Zetsu said. Zestu tried to run away but the rabbit wouldn't leave him alone.

Tobi got up lazily and walked over to Zetsu. "Oh, Zetsu-san you made a friend!"

"Get it away!" Zetsu said.

"But Zetsu-san it's so cute!" Tobi said.

"Tobi it's eating me!" Zetsu said.

"Aw, what could a cute little bunny rabbit do to harm you?" Tobi said.

Zetsu was still trying to get away from the bunny of doom.

Tobi picked up the rabbit and since Zetsu was still in the rabbit's mouth he was carried up as well. "Gah," "Tobi get me away from that damn rodent!" Zetsu said. "Leporidae." The white side corrected. "WHAT!?" "Well rabbits aren't rodents, they were reclassified into 'leporidae.'" "Whatever the hell it is, it is eating us!"

Tobi held the rabbit close to him and managed to pull Zetsu out of its mouth, ripping a good chunk of his plant off in the process. Tobi put Zetsu on his should and held the rabbit, petting it. "What a cute little bunny. Tobi wants to keep the bunny."

"NO TOBI!" said both Zetsus at the same time.

"Aw, why not?" Tobi asked. "Tobi loves his little bunny."

"Because it is a bunny of doom!" Zetsu said.

"Tobi will ask leader-sama if Tobi can keep the bunny." Tobi said.

Long story short, Peanut the bunny-rabbit will be staying for a long while.