Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or any of the songs mentioned in this story. So don't sue me, kthx!

Awwww chea! Back up in the heezy, baby and I know it's been forever (forever ever?) since I've updated anything so I decided to update AA then WAMP so bam, here you go! I really appreciate all of the alerts, pm's, prompts, reviews and tumblr love for this slightly neglected story so please keep it up so I'm encouraged to continue!

Anyhoo, about this update..an anon on tumblr requested some Spuckcedes action and well... here it go! Read, review, comment- feedback is my crack! Enjoy!


Puck craned his neck to see just how badly Chuck was screwing up his one chance with Mercedes. The first mistake came almost instantly, he knew from the tell-tale frown she sported after the beat dropped and old boy was lost. Despite his lack of moves, Rhythmless Nation 2012 continued to have a seizure on the dance floor. Mercedes glanced back at the booth for help and Puck simply shook his head in amazement. Chuck's spastic movements was throwing off her groove and finally she pushed him away and sauntered back to their table. Puck covered his mouth with his fist, trying desperately to hold in his laughter, finally breaking when she slipped beside him and downed the rest of his drink. He knew from the jump how it would end but that didn't stop him from enjoying the show.

"That bad, huh?"

Mercedes rolled her eyes as she gulped, slamming the glass down on the table hard.

"His breath was kicking field goals and the way he danced...I didn't know whether to call an ambulance or the cops. This place is dead."

"Not for long."

Mercedes and Puck turned their attention to Sam who had brought them another round of drinks.

Mercedes grinned warmly as she said, "You always know exactly what I need!"

Sam shot Puck a look as he smiled back and sat next to Mercedes.

"I do what I can."

Mercedes nodded as she sipped from her glass greedily, rocking slightly to the beat while they both watched jiggle in time to the music. Puck gazed at Sam who tore his eyes away from Mercedes and looked back at Puck, brow raised.

"I wanna dance with somebody that can keep up. C'mon Sam!"

She pushed him towards the end of the bench and he scooted out of the booth, reaching for her hand.

"You too, Puck!"

She grabbed Puck's hand then led them both to the middle of the floor as Waka Flocka Flame's "No Hands" began playing.

The trio began grinding against each other almost immediately, Puck's hands gripping her waist as he watched her ass bounce while Sam was grinding his crotch against hers as the chorus played again.

Puck brushed her hair aside, singing, "Girl the way you movin', got me in a trance, DJ turn me up, Ladies this yo jam, Imma sip Moscato and you gon' lose them pants, and Imma throw this money while you do it with no hands, Girl drop it to the floor, I love the way yo booty go, All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move and I'll proceed to throw this cash."

She backed her ass up against his crotch and he grinded against it, grunting as his dick grew hard and tented the front of his jeans. Sam looked on enviously, biting his lip when she closed her eyes as Puck's spent breaths brushed against her skin. His eyes grew dark as he noted how well the deep purple bandage dress she wore emphasized every single curve of her body. When he looked back up, his eyes met Puck's whose gaze mirrored the lust he felt.

This was going to be harder than they thought.

Mercedes opened her eyes and motioned with her index finger for Sam to come closer. He obliged her by grabbing her hips as he did a body roll. She laughed and they continued grinding together until the song ended. Mercedes excused herself so she could go to the bathroom while the guys headed back to the booth to finish their drinks.

"Time's running out."

Puck took his last sip then sighed at Sam's comment.

"I don't know how to even bring it up. I know she felt how hard I was but she didn't say anything."

Sam turned in the direction of the restrooms to make sure Mercedes wasn't on her way back before saying, "We've been dancing around it for months now but last night was the final straw."

The previous night, Mercedes had stormed into their shared apartment after another disastrous date. They had been sitting on the sofa watching a downloaded copy of The Avengers when she came in an hour after she left, disappointment marring her beautiful features. They both listened intently as she told them how yet another guy had fucked up, secretly hoping that she'd somehow realize that the great guy she had spent the past few months looking for was right under her roof. She never did. After spilling her gut, she looked over at the TV and squealed.

"Oh my God, why didn't you tell me you had it?"

Puck started to say something when she shouted, "Give me five minutes!"

She ran to her room before Puck could close his mouth. Three minutes later she reappeared wearing Sam's Captain America t-shirt and red booty shorts. The fabric stretched across her chest and from the way her tits jiggled, they knew she wasn't wearing a bra. Sam inhaled sharply and Puck adjusted himself as she squeezed in between them. She leaned over Sam to reach the remote on the end table and Puck cursed as he watched the thin material of her shorts creep up over her left cheek. She started the movie over, laying her head in Sam's lap while using Puck's as a footrest. They spent the entire movie trying to hide their erections and she was completely oblivious.

After the hell that was last night, that morning they agreed to finally tell her how they felt and once everything was out, she could decide which guy she wanted, let the best man win and all that jazz. But tonight hadn't exactly gone the way they had planned. They'd eaten together, drank together, dirty danced together and talked together... as a threesome and strangely, neither guy felt jealous of the other because they both knew they'd eventually get their turn. What had initially begun as a competition suddenly became a silent partnership, each trying their best to get her to see what was right in front and back of her.

Puck cracked an ice cube with his teeth then said, "I'm tired of dicking around. I say we make the move and what happens, happens."

Sam rubbed the back of his neck then shrugged, saying, "Fuck it. I'm in."

Mercedes dodged another loser that tried to block her path back to the table by extending her hand with a 'bitch please' look, shaking her head as she narrowly escaped Gold Fronts McGruff. As she approached the booth, Puck stood and she sat down with a huff, her annoyance at level orange. She stirred her drink, bouncing in her seat as 112's "Anywhere" blasted out of the speaker above their heads. Sam licked his lips as he moved closer to her and Puck did the same.

By the time she noticed what they were doing, it was too late.

Sam cupped her face turning her towards him before crushing his lips against hers, making her eyes bulge. She fidgeted, screaming at first then eventually calming down as he coaxed her into submission with his mouth. Her body relaxed and Puck reached between her legs, his nimble fingers sliding her panties to the side before he slipped his middle finger deep inside her. She stopped kissing Sam, her lips resting on the corner on his mouth as her eyes darted over to Puck who was calmly sipping his drink while giving her the bird. A part of her wanted to tell them to stop, that they shouldn't be doing this in public but the rest of her told that bitch to keep her fucking mouth shut! Her legs opened wider to give Puck better access and he rewarded her cooperation by adding another finger.

Sam whispered, "Tell me how it feels."

Mercedes shut her eyes as her hips jerked to meet Puck's thrusts, managing to blurt out, "Good, so fuckin' good."

Sam looked down and watched the frenetic movements of Puck's wrist in between her legs and moaned, leaning closer to Puck as he said, "I think she needs another one Puck."

Puck glanced at Mercedes whose lips were trembling as he continued to finger her.

"Is that right, Cedes? You want me to fuck you harder?"

Her mouth fell open as she nodded. Puck immediately added his ring finger and she gripped the edge of the table, her chest heaving as her walls clenched around Puck's digits.

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna come!"

Sam whispered, "Good," before licking then biting her ear lobe. She flooded Puck's fingers with cream, sliding in and out of her with ease. Her shoulders shook as her orgasm built in her belly. Taking advantage of her weakness, Sam slapped her clit with the palm of his hand and she came hard, her walls squeezing Puck's fingers to the point of numbness. She collapsed against the back of the booth, hoping her thighs would stop shaking enough so she would be able to eventually walk out of there.

Puck moaned as he sucked her cream off his index and middle fingers and he was about to clean his ring when Sam cleared his throat.

"My bad, dude."

Sam leaned over the table as Puck offered him his hand. Sam opened his mouth then looked at Mercedes as he sucked Puck's finger clean. Her pussy gushed, fresh cream rolling down her thighs as she watched both of them lick her juices off their lips. She didn't know what had gotten into her roommates but she hoped they'd be getting into her soon.

When she caught her breath, she uttered, "You should take me home. Now."

Without another word, Puck paid for their drinks while Sam helped Mercedes up. They were in a cab within minutes, each guy taking turns kissing her while the other whispered how much he wanted her. By the time they made it back to their place, she was ready to take them both on, hornier than she had ever been.

She was so anxious that she had a hard time unlocking the door. Puck finally took the keys from her, unlocked the door and opened it for her. He walked in behind her, followed by Sam who closed and locked it. The three of them stood awkwardly in the foyer for a moment when Sam took her purse and Puck helped her out of her coat. She watched the both of them remove their jackets then their shirts.

Mercedes gawked at their sculpted torsos, her eyes traveling down to the bulges at the front of their jeans. She quickly looked up into a pair of determined dark brown eyes then at a pair of stormy green eyes. She'd always been attracted to both of them but because they were her friends, she had pushed those feelings aside. Now they couldn't be denied and she knew there was no going back. She didn't even want to.

Sam reached for her hand and she took it then offered her free hand to Puck who took it. Since her room was the closest, Puck led them all inside, stopping at the foot of her bed. Sam unzipped the back of her dress and untied the knot at the base of her neck, the straps of the halter falling forward. Puck pulled the dress down her body and with a firm yank it fell to the floor revealing a hot pink strapless bra and thong set.

Puck groaned and Sam cursed loudly as they both studied how well the underwear fit her body before removing both pieces. Sam tossed the bra across the room while Puck snatched the fabric off her hips, the scraps falling to the floor and before she could mourn the loss of an expensive piece of lingerie, Puck lifted then placed her leg over his shoulder as he buried his face into her crotch.

"!"

She gasped and would have lost her footing if Sam hadn't been standing behind her. While she leaned against him, he gripped her breasts squeezing and pulling her nipples hard. Puck sucked, licked and bit her clit, smacking his lips as he alternated between slow and deliberate and hard and fast. The sensations were driving her wild and she didn't know how much she could take. She grabbed onto Puck's mohawk, keeping his stationary as she jerked her pussy against his outstretched tongue. Sam knew she was already close by the needy little moans that escaped her throat so he kissed her neck and shoulder while twisting her nipples between his fingertips.

Her gyrations were erratic and Puck could tell she was about to come all over his face but he was impatient so he stuffed his tongue deep into her snug box, stretching it out as far as it could go. Using his thumb, he rubbed her clit, making her beg for her release.

"Oh Puck, oh my God, pleassssseeeeeee. Don't stop! Don't stop. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Fuck, shi-ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh! YAAAAASSSSSSSS!"

She squirted into his mouth and Sam held her in place, her head falling back against his shoulder. Puck spread her thighs wide so he could lick her clean, not wanting to miss a single drop of her sweet cream. When he was finished, he set her feet back on the ground then stood, both of them helping her to the bed. Once she was seated, Sam and Puck proceeded to strip and when they made it down to their boxers, she waited impatiently for them to reveal the full monty.

Puck was first to drop and when his dick bobbed then stood at full attention, her jaw dropped. It was long, thick, dark and curved slightly to the left and his balls hung low in his sac. She didn't know which was wetter, her mouth or her pussy and she didn't have time to figure it out before Sam gave her another eyeful. His dick curved up like it was a G-Spot Locator and while both dicks were long, Sam's was thicker, its trunk-like appearance making her simultaneously scared and excited. She knew she'd be able to feel him for weeks after they fucked.

Mercedes grabbed then pulled Puck's cock, attempting to wrap her hand around it, only able to get her thumb and middle fingers to touch. He groaned, jerking his hips forward as she stroked his shaft at a steady pace. Sam's dick twitched as he watched her lick the precum off the crown of Puck's cock. While continuing to stroke Puck, she grabbed Sam's dick with her other hand, smiling as his body tensed at her touch. He gritted his teeth, clenching his hands into fists as she worked her hand up and down his cock. Puck cursed when she sucked the precum off Sam's dick. She went back and forth, alternately licking and sucking them off until Sam pulled away from her followed by Puck. She sat back, her brows furrowed in confusion when she saw Sam run out of the room. Before she could ask what was wrong he was back with a handful of gold foil packets. Her walls fluttered in anticipation.

Sam glanced at Puck who simply nodded as he climbed on the bed then leaned against the headboard. Mercedes looked at him then turned back to Sam who was putting on a condom. After he finished, he grabbed her hands to help her stand then turned her around so that she faced Puck. Her knees grew weak at the thought of Sam fucking her from behind and Puck wasn't helping her situation by fisting his cock, an invitation her mouth couldn't refuse.

She knelt on the bed and crawled over to Puck, kissing him roughly on the lips. He bit her bottom lip and she squealed, kissing him back harder. Sam watched as she kissed down his chest, swiping her tongue over his nipples, chest, abs and navel, spreading her legs as she crouched lower and lower to Puck's dick. Puck's strangled moan let him know just how deep Mercedes was taking him in. Sam stared at her pulsating labia, her juices dripping on top of the comforter, her musky scent filling the air and making his dick throb. She bobbed her head, puckering her lips around Puck's cock, prompting him to grab a handful of her hair as he thrust in and out of her tight, hot mouth. Sam couldn't take anymore and he joined them on the bed, forcing her legs further apart before plunging his cock balls deep in her waiting snatch.

Mercedes released Puck's dick, holding it in her hand as she tried to catch her breath. Sam sneered as he pumped lightly, forcing himself to take it slow lest he blow his load before he could make her come over and over again. She squeezed her eyes shut as Sam continued to plow into her and Puck lifted her chin as he ordered, "Look at me while he's fucking you!"

Her eyes flew open and she stared at him slack jawed, whimpering as Sam picked up the pace slightly. Feeling like she could take it like a pro, she took Puck back inside her mouth, slurping at his dick while Sam jackhammered in and out of her.

Puck's eyes rolled into the back of his head, as Sam's thrusts forced her to take even more of his dick into her throat. He yelled, "Aw shit! Tear that fuckin' pussy up!"

Sam pulled out almost completely then plunged back into her at warp speed. She moaned around Puck's dick, the vibration traveling down to his balls where cum began to swirl. He knew he was about to bust a big one with the way she working her hands, tongue and jaw. She kept her eyes on him, only breaking their gaze to blink hard when Sam angled the tip of his dick to hit her spot right. Puck stared in amazement, unable to tear his eyes away from her jiggling ass. The way it bounced had him mesmerized and he couldn't wait until it was his turn to make it clap like that.

Mercedes clenched tightly around Sam, her walls milking his cock rhythmically as she felt heat rise in her belly. Puck lifted his hips, fucking her mouth as feverishly as Sam was fucking her pussy, stilling when he blew his load into the back of her throat. She swallowed every drop, licking and sucking him until he was seated again, his dick falling out of her mouth. He opened his eyes in time to witness her coming. Her mouth was fixed into an O-shape and her lips moved but no sound came out. She gripped the sheets as she shook, her eyes tearing up from the force of her orgasm. Puck caressed her cheek as Sam grunted and with two final thrusts, he spilled his seed into the condom, shuddering as the last drops left his body.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! God...DAYUM!"

He collapsed on her back, his heartbeat thumping in his ears after experiencing the most intense orgasm ever. He pulled out then rolled onto his back, catching his breath before he left to clean himself off. Somewhat recovered, Puck grabbed some Kleenex from the box off the nightstand and gently rolled her over so he could clean her up. After tossing the tissues in the wastebasket next to the bed, he helped her under the covers where he held her. Sam returned to find her half-asleep on Puck's chest and he quickly joined them, sliding in behind her and wrapping an arm around her waist.

None of them knew exactly where this was going but they could all agree that they needed a bigger bed.


Welpity welp womp. So, I remember a while back someone asked if anyone else would join Samcedes in these stories and at the time I was singing "Hell to the No" but now I've obviously changed my tune to "My Love is Your Love". OOP! Like I said WAMP is next. School starts again next week *eyeroll* but hopefully that won't interfere too much with my updating. Until next update! xx