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Sasuke flicked his hair a bit.Then flattened it down again.Then flicked it up.Then flattened it.Then he rang Naruto (speed dial 1) and asked him whether his hair looked better flicked or flattened.Rolling his eyes, he grabbed his gel and flicked it.He put on his shorts, and looked in the mirror at his cough Hot cough body (yeah right).I mean...he had a 3 pack.c'mon!Naruto was buffer than that.Pulling the superman move in front of his mirror (which suprisingly hadn't smashed yet) he juped out of his skin whn Naruto burst through the door.

"SASUK--HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto rolled round on the floor laughing at the guy.Pulling a face, Sasuke shoved his top on and asked Naruto what the hell he was doing round HIS home.

"I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE SUDDENLY TAKING AN INTEREST IN YOUR HAIR WHEN WE HAVE TRAINING TODAY!"

Sasuke sighed.Nruto had put two and two together faster than he had hoped.But maybe He MIGHT understand that a hot girl was moe important than walking dogs.

"ok, ok.I'm meeting that girl again."

"WHAT?! YOU BUNKER!"""

"shhhh!Naruto, it's ALLRIGHT to miss ONE lesson!"

"FINE. BUT YOU OWE ME A BOWL OF RAMEN."

"deal"

...

"SASUKE!That is your name right?!"asked Minari, meeting him at the bus stop.

"yes.That's my name.And where's this party anyway?!"

"In the neighbouring village.It's the hottest, funnest, most out-there party ever!"

"right.So uhh, what party is it anyway?"

The bus pulled up, Minari, Sasuke and three others got on the bus (yes there are buses now)

"OH, you'll love it, i go every year.It's uhh"

The bus started moving

"Yaoi pride"

"WHAT?!SO YOUR YURI!!AND YOU THNK I'M YAOI!!NO WAY!!I'M GETTING OFF!"

"no.I am sooooo into guys.And I go here every year, because a friend taken me, and it's FUN! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE HERE, BECAUSE IT IS FUN"

"yeah...well...all these fags are staring at me"

"how do u know they're yaoi or yuri?"

"Because i can smell that they are."

"NO, Sasuke, these people are all straight.EXCEPT for the bus driver.Because this bus goes to the shopping centre, then we walk 5 minutes"

"oh."

...

They got off the bus and were greeted by five people. A VERY VERY yaoi guy, who was covered in glowsticks and had a feather boa, a guy or girl...he wasn't quite sure...who had a popsicle, a girl who had the weirdest face paint design ever, some uy who had a weird hat on...the same as the girl/guy.and another girl.

"DEI-DEI KUN!SASORI!TAI!! KOKONE!AIRI!" greeted MinAri, hugging them.

"Hey. I see you brought the Uchiha with you"glared the girl by the name Kokone...wjo's hair also slightly resembled that of a chicken-butt.In other words, her and sasuke's hair were nearly the same.

"hmmmph."Said Airi, staring evilly at Sasuke.

"BE NICE! now, where's Satori and Tobi?"

"they're already there.didn't want to miss anything."

"Spoil sports"said the girl/guy, other wise known as 'Dei-Dei kun"

They walked to the party and coul smell the candyfloss and hear the loud music.Sasuke had to hand it to her, It DID look like fun.He might aswell...mingle.

...

"SO, are you two...A couple?"asked Sasuke, talking to 2 gays, who he thought were fairly sane

"YES, have been for a year"said one, absalutely bessotted with the other

"whatever"said the second...( a 'DON'T FUCK WITH ME seme')

"so...have you allways been...you know...yaoi?"

"Hell No.Only realised when we got together"

"We used to be best friends.Had each other on speed dial, went everywhere together.We looked out for each other you know"said the Uke, happily

"you got someone like that?"asked the Seme guy

"Actually...yes"thought Sasuke.

...

Sasuke thought of Naruto.He used to HATE Naruto, if you hated someone, there WAS noooooo way on earth that you had feelings for them, right?

He seen another two people, who he presumed were NOT a couple.Maybe he could have a conversation about guy stuff like...ummm...Ramen...wait, no, that was Naruto stuff.Shuriken!That was guy talk, right?"

"hi"said chicken-butt, as politely as he could manage.

"hi, said the two in unison.

"so uhh...cool party, right?"asked Sasuke, pretty freaked out by thier coordination.

"YEah...sure is"said one of them, looking lovingly into the eyes of another.

"Ohhh...your a couple too aren't you?"

"YEAH!hav been for a while!"said the other, happily.

"Want to know a secret??"said the two of them...again.

"Try me"said Sasuke, intrigued.

"We used to HATE each other! Can you believe it!We would compete EVERY DAY! argue, insult each other, the lot!"

Sasuke felt very, very sick.

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Could it be...Naruto Uzumaki...turned Sasuke...yaoi?!