After Doc's funeral, everyone realized... it's Christmas!
"All I want for Christmas is a tongue licking my trunk!" Said Mater.
"I can cover that!" Said Lightning, who opened up Mater's trunk with his tongue and started licking the insides.
"Guys look, it's Santa!" Sally shouted, and they saw Santa Cars, who in this universe, is a sleigh that talks and shit.
"So, anyone want some cummies for Christmas?" Said Santa.
"ME!" Shouted Luigi.
"Well, good thing you've been a naughty car!" Said Santa Cars.
Then Santa fucking DOMINATED Luigi. They didn't even need to drive off Route 69. He just SLAMMED into Luigi, flipping him over and jumping on top of him. It was magical.
"aaaaaaAAEHHHEHEHH~~~" Said Luigi, squealing in pleasure. This made Guido jealous, but luckily another hot daddy came along.
"Is that a train horn?" Said Ramone.
Then a Cars version of the Polar Express pulled up, voiced by Tom Hanks of course. "Nope, but it's a horny train!" Shouted the Express. "Now who wants to make this Express a Sexpress?"
"Me!" Shouted Guido. The Polar Express rolled off a cliff, and Guido jumped on top. Since Guido is way tinier, he jumped from compartment to compartment in excitement, which pleasured the Polar Express and Guido alike. When Guido finally calmed down, he started licking parts of the train's underside. The Tom Hanks voice of the Express was moaning.
"Wow, my husband is doing a great job." Said Santa Cars.
"Wait a minute... you too are married?" Said Lightning, talking about Santa and the Polar Express.
"Sssh, don't tell anyone!" Said the Express.
"So Miss Cars is a sham?" Flo asked.
"Wasn't it obvious?" Said Santa. Luigi and Guido hopped off so Santa and Polar Express could re-express their love. Luigi and Guido decided to re-express their love too. Then, the four combined their love and had an ultimate orgy, with the train, sleigh, car, and pit car combining their love into a massive pile.
"Ah, true love. Or lust. Whatever." Said Lightning, admiring the view.
