Bleach in Costa Del Sol
We landed and then taking the first chance we got we sprinted out of that little hell hole of a ship like the god of the Underworld was after us himself. I was flying over head, but still we made it into Costa Del Sol city proper and I didn't like it, reminded me too much of "The Afterlife's Waiting Room" a.k.a. Florida. So since we were exhausted our leader got us lost and we wound up walking into an extremely large property for sale and due to his brain being down by lack of sleep used Hojo's expense account and bought the place. I got to the restroom first which had everyone complaining at me, to which I replied by yelling through the noise of a splendidly warm shower, "BITE ME!! I HAVEN'T HAD A WAY TO GET CLEAN IN THREE DAYS!!!!" After that I hooked my MP3 player to the small complementary stereo and cranked up Otherworld. I heard nothing until I came out my now feathered red hair slicked down and dripping, and wearing quickly becoming damp nightclothes that didn't help the chill from the air-conditioning as my skin and some scales got a second wash from my hair. So yeah not only was Cloud deranged from lack of sleep, but so was Yuffie in fact she was trying to sing some Japanese song, which I recognized as a song from Bleach, which shouldn't exist in Final Fantasy but I didn't question it because well my MP3 player had a lot of songs that didn't belong on Final Fantasy VII on it, but oh well. I looked at my good buddy, and remarked, "I'm not very good at saying anything in Wutainese but I can sing this loud an' proud."
Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll typeNo, I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a Tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of
Skynrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard
With a baby on my hip cause
I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broadYeah, I love that song, long live Gretchen Wilson, and Redneck Woman. Everyone looked at me as I belted it; Yuffie, Aerith, Tifa and Nanaki were suffering of jaw drop syndrome. I couldn't help but laugh at their faces, it was funny they never once expected a song like that from me considering not only a few minutes ago I was playing my heavy rock song to keep that little dangerous voice under control. So yeah we slept off the rest of that late day and the next day we went about the town and restocked all our supplies, which we hadn't done since Kalm. Then we went around town checking things out, well I didn't really it was hot, uncomfortable, and I hate both not to mention the brightness of the sun. So I only went to the weapons store to check up on my swords and maybe get something better, or more throwing knives, Yuffie got me hooked on throwing knives in order to get a quick kill. Yeah, so after some browsing I turned in my Shin-Ra swords for two that fit me and seemed to be an extension of my arms, and got a whole lot of throwing knives. After that I went back to Cloud's newest pad and sat down in front of the TV enjoying it, and wow I was watching Bleach in Costa Del Sol. It was awesome; I love Bleach good ol' berry head and his Zanpaku-to, Zangetsu. I was still sitting there when everyone else came back later in the day, I had pretty much stayed inside all day watching Bleach.
Yuffie looked at me, and jumping down onto the coach next to me asked, "Why didn't you come down to the beach I thought you'd check it out?"
I shook my head, "Nah, I burn too easily. I just went to the weapons store and then came back here for some time with technology I haven't seen in a while."
Yuffie looked at what I was watching, and then turned back to me, "You watch Bleach?!"
"Yeah, I know a few things about it." Okay, one freak out point for Yuffie for being a Bleach fan.
"Oh, this is the episode when they return to the human world isn't it?"
"Yep. You missed the better portion of Aizen's rebellion. I wonder if they're gonna play the arrancar episodes today?"
Yuffie's eyes widened, "You know of the arrancars?"
"My favorite's the Sexta Espada Grimmjaw."
"I think Ulquiorra is a lot cooler."
"Nah, Grimmjaw has the cool lines. Like, "I'm gonna punch you full of holes!"" I had to add in my poor little Grimmjaw impersonation for that line and Yuffie laughed at me.
"You make him sound like a sissy!" She replied laughing hard.
"At least Grimmjaw is on the front lines kicking ass, Ulquiorra gets stuck babysittin' Orihime and fighting off Noitora as he wants to like rape her!" Yeah, Yuffie and me then pretty much sat up the entire night watching Bleach and arguing about which characters are better and could kick more ass. Then Bahamut knows when we passed out on the coach and then what ungodly hour Cloud woke us up to go climb Mt. Corel. Yeah, Yuffie and me were in the back of the group half asleep as we followed everyone else up the mountains, never only get a few hours of sleep and then try to climb a mountain - not fun. We did get pretty far up the mountain quickly, but we had to camp at the old mako reactor, I didn't like it - it was a small space where we camped, but I did get a little more roomy place for my roll. In the morning, yeah, another day spent hiking down the mountain with Yuffie enjoying the rope bridge nearly falling through the boards, and Barret nearly falling through the boards in the railway from hell. I only flew above watching and waiting for any incident where Bahamut and me would be needed for a quick rescue, which never happened.
