Suburban Stupid Episode 3a: Apprently, Just Another Day
The 2nd year teacher was expecting Raichel, Danson, Tim and Annika to be late but they came in early because they were bored (except Danson). ''Well, that was a bigass surprise.'' said the male teacher who was manly, strong and had black spiked hair. ''Isn't that hair, like, breaking the rules?'' said Annika. ''Actually, no. It was sort of a surprise thing because before last year, spiky hair wasn't allowed.'' he repiled. ''You mean small spikes at the top or punk hair, Mr Benning?'' said Raichel. ''Yeah, punk hair sucks anyway, so I don't care.'' he said and Mr Benning's is his actual name.
Two minutes later, the bell rang and everyone came in either on time or around 30 seconds late. ''That was somewhat suprising and what is up with the scared looks?'' said Mr Benning. ''Have you seen Rainie lately? She's been stealing stuff from my effing house.'' said Raichel. ''Yeah, she was throwing fireballs?'' said Danson. ''WHAT? HOW CAN SHE THROW FIREBALLS?!'' shouted Dill, feeling confused. ''That's some crazy piss information.'' said Erik and he was bleeding from the thumb. ''Seriously, whatever's happening?'' said Meg Griffin, looking clueless. ''Rainie keeps on stealing my confindential stuff, which most of it is powerful.'' said Raichel. ''So who is this bitch?'' said Meg. ''WELL, we need a random character dump so HELL WHATEVER!'' shouted Danson.
Saindy Woodside
Basically, the ''feminist'' equalvent of Raichel but she does look differentfrom Raichel in some ways. She has light brown hair but also has two braids on one side. She usually wears khakis, flat shoes, a violet t-shirt and some wood-weaven hat. Her personality is that of a combonation of a internet tough guy and a feminist, which means she isn't good and she is also very egotistical, so expect things to happen.
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Saindy came into the classroom sporting a Maleficient hat, that was lit up. ''This is only going to be good.'' said Raichel sarcastically. ''Bow down to me, your ''bitch'' who's smarter than all of you.'' said Saindy. ''Hey I'm smarter than you but then you're not that smart.'' said Marie, because she has okay grades but Saindy has lower grades than her. ''With his powerful as hell hat, I WILL BE LIKED BY EVERYONE!'' shouted Saindy, with a smug face. ''Oh wow, you're so full of yourself.'' said Danson and Saindy sat down in the only empty seat next to Dill. ''Oh hai.'' he said. ''Shut up, I'm better than you.'' said Saindy. ''URGH, now let's go on the lesson. So okay, you guys should be able to type something like a professional, so you guys are going to write a at-least 300 word essay on what happened yesterday, even if it was boring as hell. YOU SHOULD EXPRESS YOURSELVES and you should be finished when it's longer than 299 words and looks finished.'' shouted Mr Benning.
So all of the class were writing their essays and it was going well until sometime after the teacher read a third of the essays. ''Well this is good so far. So, Mick, you got stoned, decided to walk to the station with your friends, hang out in the shopping area, buy some rice, made rice and gone home and played some Outlast on the PS4.'' said Mr Benning. ''Yeah, that's what I actually did yesterday, you loser.'' said Mick. ''So no homework and don't call me a loser.'' said the teacher. ''Considering the homework isn't that important and it's cool to hate homework, but I did it.'' said Mick. ''It's just another semi-mudane thing.'' said Marie. ''HEY RETARDS! I've finished my essay now!'' shouted Saindy. ''Stop attractting attention and finally, your work is done.'' said Mr Benning and she started to making it float towards the teacher's desk. ''Oh, damm. You're so cool...'' said Meg, sarcastically. ''Das right, you can't question her ego. It's all rechts, right?...'' said Raichel, also sarcastically in a sense. ''OH, YEAH! Don't question my awesome shit.'' said Saindy, with a lameass poker face. ''I will be the judge of that AND by the way, stop randomly swearing. bad fanfiction has too much swearing.'' said Mr Benning, the teacher.
Mr C. Benning was looking over some other pieces of work and Saindy's was a real slap to him. ''WHAT WAS THAT?'' he shouted, really confused. ''What I did, yesterday?'' said Saindy, in a mudane manner. ''THIS IS SOME WIERD THING HAPPENING HERE! IT IS REALLY GOOD THOUGH!'' shouted the teacher. ''It's cool, that you are excited, but maybe you should tone it down a bit.'' said Meg. ''OKAY! Man, I am hyped, because Mario Kart 8 to came out.'' said the teacher. ''Cool, that's something to be excited about.'' said Raichel, in a good mood. ''It's pretty unusual.'' said Andro/Bjorn but Saindy, someho, punched Raichel using the air and the good mood was gone. ''WHO THE HELL punched me?!'' she shouted, confused and angry like usual. ''Who ruined the mood by punching her?'' Charlie Benning asked, keeping it simple and straight to the point. ''It wasn't me, trustme, I amrealand honest!'' shouted Saindy, like a motormouth. ''Did you punch her?'' said the teacher, looking her in the eye. ''OH, YEAH! YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, dumbass!'' she shouted angrily, unintentionally saying yes in the making. ''You punched the air near Raichel, so that mean I can't punish for that.'' said the teacher. ''So I am just swinging moods? Okay, sure, that's nice.'' said Raichel, still angry at a ''punch''. ''MAYBE, that's the actual reason.'' said Meg, realizing what's possible.
It was almost the end of the lesson, five minutes until the bell rang, so stuff happened. ''Alright, so if you trying to defeat someone, when people are kung-fu fighting everywhere, how do YOU stick out?'' said Ellen, who likes asking questions as well, with a good smile, which is widest in the middle. ''Oh, I would just have punched everybody else and let the guy ran away from fear.'' said Tim. ''NO, I would punch the guy and throw him onto the kung-fu crowd!'' shouted Andro. ''NO, I WOULD punch the guy and THEN groin-kick him!'' shouted Raichel, really raging hard. ''Yeah, I would do what, the norwegian guy said.'' Dill said, because the second one was better than the rest? ''Wow. Can't believe that.'' said Raichel. ''MY ANSWER IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS! I would just jump on the guy's head and let him lose and BLEED.'' said Meg, with a cool smile. ''Now, that is crazy shit over there.'' said Danson.
The bell rang for next lessons and...I GAVE UP!
Episode 2.5 coming NEXT!
