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"Sirius, we need your help." Megan and Watson came charging into the great hall.

"What is it Megan?"

"Wolf-boy wouldn't talk. We need to ask you a few questions."

"Okay, shoot."

"Where were you on the night-"

"Watson, no. Anyway, you said that you didn't see the girls face, right?"

"Yeah."

"Well, what color was her hair?" Sirius thought about it for a while.

"Ummm... it was either brown or blond. But I might have been seeing Remus' hair. He had a lot of it, you know."

"Break out a clipboard, Watson."

"Righteo! Clipboard, check!"

"You said brown or blond, right?"

"Yup, it was brown or blond, or it could have been red. I'm not sure." Megan started scribbling on the clipboard.

"About how long was it?"

"Like I could tell. Lupin had his hands there. Actually, he had them everywhere."

"That's sick." Megan looked at him in disgust.

"No, that's Remus."

"Well that excludes everyone with black hair, or anyone that has died their hair green, red, blue, gray or any other color."

"Which," Watson piped in, "is only 2 % of the school's girl population. Which leaves us with 88% of the girls to sift through."

"Well it's a start, Watson. Don't ruin my moment. Thanks, Black. Hey wait a minute. Where's James. Isn't he always hanging around with you?"

"Yeah. He heard about what Remus did and so he went to help Lilly. Ya know he really does like her. He doesn't mean to be a jerk. He just has trouble telling her that. But you can't blame him. Guys really aren't allowed to have feelings. Literally, we're not."

"Hey, Megan, what are you doing?" Snape walked up and put his arm around Megan's shoulders. "Just trying to find some info on the Lilly/Remus thing."

"You're working too hard. Can't you just chill for a minute?" Megan smirked. "Sorry, too hot to chill."

"But of course." Megan grabbed the back of his neck and kissed him. (They like doing that, don't they?) "Get a room, why don't you!" Sirius walked away shaking his head. "Just ain't right. It just ain't right. Nerds shouldn't have girlfriends. It just ain't right." He mumbled under his breath and went out onto the grounds.

"How's the investigation going?"

"Not good. Lupin is acting like he doesn't know a thing. The only thing we got from Sirius was that she didn't have black or any outrageous colored hair."

"I have a theory!" Watson jumped up and down trying to be noticed by the couple that was now walking down the hall.

(Wait! What happened to supper? Megan was already banned from breakfast and lunch. Is she just not going to eat all day?)

"Hey Megan, are you going to go all day without eating?" Snape asked.

(No way! I asked first! Why do all the characters get the credit for asking questions?)

"I have first years sneak me stuff from the kitchen periodically through the day." Servius gave her a confused look. "Since when did you know words like 'periodically'?"

"I have the highest IQ in the school, remember?"

"HELO! I'm trying to talk here!!" Watson was now jumping up and down in anticipation. "What Watson? Spill it. I'm in the middle of a very important conversation!"

"I have a theory about who the girl was!"

"Really? What?" "Mr. Black,"

(Mr.? Really?)

"said that Mr. James really does like Ms. Lilly. Maybe he was the one to hire a girl to kiss Mr. Remus so that he could get a chance with Lilly."

"So what's your point?"

"We might be able to get some info if we talk to Mr. James."

"Maybe. It's possible. But I think your theory was a bit of. It was supposed to be: Black said that James really does like Lilly. Maybe he was the one to hire a girl to kiss Remus so that he could get a chance with Lilly. We might be able to get some info if we talk to James."

"Sherlock Megan,"

"Yes sidekick."

"What did you change?"

"Watson, don't ruin my moment."