Troyella Rules

THERE MUST NEVER BE TROYELLA. SIMPLE AS

But if there was:

We must never show public affection to each other

We must only kiss in between classes

This must be done in empty classroom

Or the auditorium

If no one is in there

We must never make out in front of people

It sickens them

We must say that we love each other

We can hold hands

Or sit together

Though there must not be any funny business

Not even at home

We must never have sex

Sex is dirty

We must stay virgins

Even till we die

We must not wear each others clothes

We must buy each other presents

We must wear what the other buys

I, Troy, must not wear pink

I, Gabriella, must never have anything to do with Basketball

We must audition for all musicals

We must get all the leads

We must not sabotage the Evan's

We must not kiss in the musical

We may never touch each other up

We must be cute towards each other

We must make people vote us as the cutest couple

We must be prom king and queen

We most obey these rules

We must stay in love

We must get married

We must never break these rules

Signed Troy and Gabriella

2006