This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall. And I still don't own anything of importance.
Okay, this is …well, I was definitely confused for this chapter. I may rewrite it because it is bound to suck.
"How about we…"
APOV
"How about we…we play spin the bottle!"
"You're kidding me right?"
"No...why are you chicken?"
"Jacob, there are only four girls, who are all happily married slash engaged. And then there are ten guys, who five of are happily married. Think about it…"
"Fine then, uhm…" What shall we do? I had the feeling that anyone of those quilete guys would end up being a big disaster. "WE SHOULD PLAY THE HUG CONTEST!"
Quil and Embry took him back while they whispered.
"Dude, Jake, what are you smokin'?"
"And do yah got anymore?"
"Shut up Em, but really, they are VAMPIRES! They are supposed to look inhumanly beautiful, you know they will win."
"Yah, but we're smexy natives?"
"Did you just say smexy? MAN! That's totally a chick word! You can't use a chick word! I can't believe you just used a chick word!"
"It's not a 'chick word'" Pshh: air quotes do not work for Jacob Black.
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!" I couldn't take this!
"GUYS! We can here everything you say."
"Oh, Yah." They looked around, at a loss for words. Then, I had a thought. Why don't we just add them to the game, I know Carlisle will enjoy other people to pick on that he wont have to deal with later. At least the Quiletes wont burn his study down…not that me and Edward had anything planned or anything….
I was about to express my suggestion when Emmett beat me to it.
"Why don't we play Prank Circle!" Emmett raised his eyebrows, and raised his hand into the air to show his over dramatic display of excitement.
"Joke Square? What the heck are you talking about Emmett?"
"No Jasper, prank circle! Everyone gets in a circle, one person does eeny-meenie-mo or whatever, they leave the room and they are the pranker. Then everyone runs around like idiots screaming or whatever and then the prank is pulled during that time." (you know you all are jealous of my bud sistergrimm2. Thanks again!)
"Emmett, I still don't get it. Why don't we try something simpler…or something that most people have ever heard of…"
"Don't hate the player Jazz, hate the game…"
"I do hate the game. That's why I want to play something else!"
"Oh, Duh! I - I ...I-"
"Yah Emmie, 'oh duh'." I would like to say that air quotes work for my husband, but if I did, I would be lying.
"Guys, how about we just get on with the game?" They contemplated my idea…some –cough- Emmett –cough- took longer than others, but most agreed in the end. The only one who was dissatisfied was Edward, and he said he would only play as if he had 'already done' his dare.
Now, It didn't take physic to see who he wanted to humiliate. Even with Bella there to disapprove, Edward could not pass up a chance to un-man-ify Jacob Black.
"So…pup? What'll it be? Truth or dare?"
"Uhm, I would have to say…dare. Does that sound good to you bloodsucker?"
"Perfection."
"Glad you like it."
"So what shall I have you do…" He rubbed his chin repeatedly, and then stroked his invisible evil mustache. "I know exactly. Jacob -."
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PS Does anyone officially know what happened to the story: He's With Me, by AllforFangs?
And sorry for another short chapter…I enjoyed the reviews for the last one, but I feel a little guilty. I kinda feel like I forced you into reviewing by saying I would end the story. Just so you know, I wasn't planning on quitting, just cutting it short. But, from all the reviews…I guess you guys liked it and want me to continue. Thanks again.
