Naruto's Ninja Harem!
L.T: I've been running an art contest, and I FINALLY got an entrant! If you wanna enter, send your best picture of Naruto cuddling with one of his girlfriends to 'stefan1agnew ', and hope for the best! Anywho, the deadline for entering is the 28th of July, so get it in before then, if you wanna have a chance of winning the prize: if you win, you get to be in the story! If you win, I'll mention you at the beginning of the chapter I write soonest after I come back from holiday, and then I'll PM you to find out how you want me to describe you, what name you'll use, and what jutsus you want, also which character you want to romance, or ridicule. GOOD LUCK, TO ALL ENTRANTS!
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"IS YOUR MASTER AS BIG A PERVERT AS YOU?!" Naruto yelled at his black-afro'd 'companion'. "NO! HE'S A BIGGER PERVERT THAN ME, BUT I'M STILL IN TRAINING!" Hensuke replied. "HE CALLS HIMSELF THE 'GOD OF PERVERTS'!"
Naruto grinned. "I'm gonna call him Ero-Sennin!"
Neji face-palmed. This was not going to end well. He just KNEW it…
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"MASTER JIRAIYA, WE'RE HERE!" Hensuke sang, skidding to a stop outside a hotel. A cranky-looking old man stuck his head out of a window on the first floor and hissed, "Quiet, you baka! And bring him up here!" "OK, Master!" Hensuke quipped, and began walking up the wall, lugging the protesting Naruto with him. As they climbed through the window, the mob of angry women from earlier came running past, still chasing the clone. The clone looked absolutely traumatised, and kept sprinting, screaming, "Hellllppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeee!" until it was out of sight.
Naruto just shrugged, and then tripped over Hensuke, who was bowing to his master, and then Neji vaulted in and hit Jiraiya straight in the balls with an Eight trigrams Palm Heel Strike, doubling the poor sod over and leaving him rolling on the floor, whimpering in a voice as high-pitched as Akamaru's.
"Why...did...you...do...that?!" he whined, and Neji just glared at him, Byakugan blazing. "You kidnapped Naruto, without realising he had a Hyuuga with him. I am Neji, of the Hyuuga Main House, and I am sworn to protect Naruto and his girlfriends with my life-" Neji mentally slapped himself. 'WHY?! WHY DID I TELL THIS PERV THAT NARUTO HAD MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS?!' He berated his own clumsiness. The second girls were mentioned, Jiraiya sprang up and began pumping Naruto for information.
"How many girls do you have? Where do you live? Are any of them younger than you? Do you have sex with them? How well can they hold their liquor? Do any of them have big boobs? When do you leave them unattended? How many times have you had sex with them? What size are their boobs? Do you like boobs? Whose boobs are the best? Do you make them call you 'master'? How about you send me one of them for my 'research'?"" Jiraiya would have continued probing into Naruto's private life, but the blonde formed a Rasengan in his hand and balanced it on the tip of his index finger, spinning it like a basketball.
Naruto formed a Rasengan in his palm and hefted it. "'How about' you quit pestering me about my personal life, and EAT THIS?!" he roared, hurling the chakra ball at the pervy sage. Jiraiya caught it, but just as he was preparing to throw it back, it blew up in his hands and punched him out through a wall, head first.
"M-MASTER!" Hensuke wailed, rushing to the hole and peering through. He froze, as a large dose of Killing Intent struck him. Shivering, he heard Neji slither up behind him and hiss, "you mean, you only wanted to capture Naruto so your perverted boss could grill him about his sex-life?! One of the girls Naruto is dating happens to be my cousin, and if I find out from any of his girls that you've been bothering her, or them, what I'm going to do to you now will seem like heaven. EIGHT TRIGRAMS MOUNTAIN CRUSHER!" before Hensuke could twitch, Neji hit him hard, several times in a split second, and then slammed both palms into the small of Hensuke's back, shooting him straight through the hole Jiraiya left by, into the sky. A faint shout could be heard from the distance. "Team Jiraiya's blasting off again!"
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THE KONOHA ARCHIVES; SHINOBI MEETING
"What?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Naruto yelled. "You can't seriously want me to go looking for some 'legendary ninja' chick with the pervy sage!" Iruka breathed deeply, and then used his Big Head Jutsu. "NARUTO! YOU'LL DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR TSUNADE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT NOW!" Naruto sulked, but agreed, if he could bring a couple people with him. "I don't trust that white-haired creepoid. Who knows what he'll get up to?" Iruka looked to Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi. They nodded. "Naruto, you can bring two people with you, but you'll have to choose later. We've run out of time now, and I need to oversee the Academy, Asuma, you're going to assign the other Genin work, and Kakashi, you're going to help with the rebuilding of the Gate of Branches."
Kurenai asked, "But what am I to do?" Iruka thought, and then smiled. "Kurenai, you'll be going with Naruto, as an observer. Judging by his performance in the Chuunin Exams, we may need to promote him to Jonin. You'll be going along to oversee how he works as a commander of this mission. Naruto, you have been given overall command, so show us what you've got!"
Naruto bowed, and then grabbed Kurenai by the hand. "Come on, Kurenai-san! I want you to help me pick which members of my clan I should take with me!" so saying, the boy dragged the brunette Jonin out of the village Archives and over to his clan compound.
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Kurenai was astounded at the size of Naruto's new home. Her own clan, the Yuuhi, had an estate that was only half the size of this one, so she was a little apprehensive about entering. As Naruto opened the huge ironwood door that kept the compound sealed, a bell chimed nearby. "What was that?!" Kurenai asked. "Ah, it's nothin'," Naruto sighed. "The girls just like to know when I'm ho-ome!" before he could finish his sentence, he was flattened by Hinata, Tenten, Kurama and Anko, who smothered him with hugs and sloppy kisses.
Anko swooped down to capture his lips in a heated make-out session, breaking off when she noticed the Jonin standing nearby, looking stunned. "Hey, 'Nai-chan! What's going on?! Where've you been?" she hollered, a string of saliva still bridging her and Naruto's mouths. Kurenai blushed, and then shook her head. For a moment, she'd felt jealous of Naruto. He'd found love, and lots of it, while she, a fully-grown, mature kunoichi, lived in a small apartment on her own. 'Haaaaah…I wonder if I'll ever find the kind of love Naruto has…wait, is that one of my students?! What's Hinata doing kissing him? And why aren't they fighting and accusing him of cheating on them?' It was all too much for the Genjutsu mistress, and she closed her eyes and folded.
The last thought running through her mind before unconsciousness claimed her was 'maybe…Naruto can…love me, too…?'
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"Kurenai-chan... Wake up, Kurenai-chan..."
Naruto stood by, watching Anko trying to revive Kurenai. As Kurenai stirred, Anko knelt by her side and smiled gently. "Yes, it's true. Naruto made me his lover. I'm still sore from the other day, actually!" she mock-glared over at Naruto, who grinned and rubbed the back of his head. "Gang-bang no jutsu," Anko replied, and Kurenai flushed scarlet. " Wait, he has the chakra to perform that jutsu?!" Anko winked. "And more, honey." Kurenai's face flared red again. Naruto hemmed and hawed, but in the end, the two girls going with him were Anko and Tenten, with Neji refusing to stay behind, so he came along too.
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THE GATE OF LEAVES
"Ok, we're ready to go to find Tsunade, pervy sage!" Naruto called out to the two bandaged figures waiting for them, who both looked very sorry for themselves. The small group headed out of Konoha, intent on finding and bringing back Tsunade Senju, to be the next Hokage...
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