So, I invited my biggest icon to come, Temari! She gladly accepted, but she probably got some advices from Gaara to publicly humiliate me… xD But it doesn't matter. Nothing can humiliate me more than I can. :D

Temari: I'm only here to do the claimer and disclaimer thing. Relax. I won't humiliate you. So here it goes:
Disclaimer: Gaaras Devil does not own the characters of Naruto, and she never will. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Claimer: She does, despite all this, own Lucia, Mai, Chieko, Asuka and Danika, along with the storyline.
Me: What do you mean 'despite all this?'
Temari: Gotta go! See you around! Or not.

Yeah, that was interesting. Anyways: ENJOY! :D


Chapter 12: The kiss and plans

They all packed their tents, and Nagato and Konan had already left to warn the police that the bear was getting dangerously close to the farm. Mai was pretty fine for someone who had just heard a bear roam outside her tent. Deidara was also okay; he was actually laughing at the whole thing. Lucia walked over to the tent she slept in and helped the other girls to get it together.

As they rode down to the farm again, Lucia and Mai were riding along side one another. "So, you and Deidara?" Lucia asked, and Mai looked at her. "Excuse me?" she asked. "Oh, don't play ignorant. I know when someone has kissed or anything like that," Lucia said, and Mai smiled innocently.

"Just like I knew that Asuka and Hidan kissed," Lucia added, and Mai turned her head in an unbelievable speed. "What?!" she asked then turned to Asuka. "You and Hidan kissed?!" she asked incredulously. Asuka blushed, and nodded. "Awesome!" Mai erupted.

Deidara turned to look at the girls. "What's so awesome?" he asked. "Hidan and Asuka kissed!" Mai exclaimed. Deidara raised an eyebrow. "Really?" he asked surprised, and Asuka nodded, still very red. "How was it?" Mai asked, and now Lucia turned to Asuka as well. "Good," she said plainly.

"Oh, come on! You can do better than that!" Lucia whined. "What if I don't want to?" "Oh, because Hidan is riding behind you, listening to every word?" Mai asked, and Asuka turned and saw that Hidan was in fact listening to the conversation. She blushed furiously and turned back to the girls who laughed.

The rest of the ride home went smoothly, and Lucia smiled as Kisame told a joke and Danika laughed hysterically, tears forming in her eyes. "Lu? Are you coming?" Mai asked behind her, and Lucia turned and followed her friends into the stable to saddle off Ita.

"It was weird, you know," Mai said, "to know that a bear was outside the tent… But you know, Deidara was there." Lucia smirked. Two out of four. The next would probably be Sasori and Chieko, and this time, the couple probably needed a little push. It was Thursday after all, and only three more days to get them together.

"I'm just glad that you're okay. I've never been so scared in my entire life," Lucia said, and Mai smirked. "So you do love me?" she asked and Lucia frowned. "I don't love you," she said. "You hate that you love me," Mai said. "I don't … Ah, well, fine!" Lucia said, and Mai laughed.

"Mai, we need to get Sasori and Chieko together. I have a bet with myself, and I miss two couples. These are one of them," Lucia said, and Mai rolled her eyes. Lucia simply jumped at the opportunity to do O.M.M. Mai had actually stopped noticing it, since she used it all the time. Sakura and Ino once asked her to make Sasuke like them, but Lucia had declined, saying that neither of them deserved him when they behaved like they did.

"Well, I'm in," Mai said and smirked, "And I got just the plan!"


Mai: OH YEAH! Finally some action!
Kisame: It was a lot of action in the last chapter.
Lucia: That's scary action. This action is thrilling! But only for us, though…
Me: Do you remember the 'SHUP UP' part in the last box?
Hidan: Not our fucking problem that you can't lock your fucking door.
Asuka: So just shut the fuck up yourself!
Me: Eh, you know that I have the power over yours and Hidan's relationship. I can make you kill him, cheat on him, eat him, break up with him…
Asuka: OKAY OKAY! I get the point!
Me: Good. Then you know who's in charge. So, please review people! :D