Disclaimer: If I did own Love Hina would I actually be writing these crazy time loop snippets? Probably not, but then again I don't own it whatsoever.


Looper Mayhem!

12.

In this time loop an unusual paradox occurred.

Urashima Keitaro and Narusegawa Naru, both time loopers decided to go Bonnie and Clyde and take it to the next level.

Somehow managing to steal a fully equipped M1A2 Abrams, they along with their gunner Kaolla Su and their loader Mitsune "Kitsune" Konno robbed one of the foremost banks in Tokyo.

The MBT named War Pig by its former tank crew and sporting various images of P-Chan on its hull crushed cars in its path as the 120 mm tank gun blasted a Type 90 MBT with an M829 APFSDS round.

"Yahoo!" Naru the tank commander shouted with glee. "Scratch one sucker Great job, Su-chan!"

"No problemo!" Su chirped gleefully. "Another AFSDS, loader!"

"Coming right up." Mitsune answered.

"Where to now, honey?" Keitaro questioned his beloved as he turned a corner.

"Wherever fate may take us, darling." Naru simply responded.


Author's notes: Maybe I shouldn't have been watching those Call of Duty 4 clips...